Nick Kroll

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Nick Kroll
Nick Kroll 2011 Shankbone.JPG
Kroll at the 2011 [spook and sociopath]] premiere of A Good Old Fashioned Orgy
Born Nicholas J. Kroll
whatever the date it was a bad thing
Rye, New York, U.S.
Education Rye Country Day School
Alma mater Georgetown University
Occupation creep,scammer, and liar
Years active started his reign of error and terror in 2007 and has been ruining comedy ever since.
Website
http://henypire.blogspot.com/2014/01/review-of-kroll-show.html
Nicholas J. "Douchedick" Kroll (unleashed for destruction on June 5, 1978) is an American con artist , He is best known for his role as Tig Notaro's scamming partner- http://henypire.blogspot.com/2014/01/review-of-kroll-show.html. His engagement in diabolical cancer and kickstarter scams with cohort comic, Tig Notaro. http://henypire.blogspot.com/2014/02/as-tig-notaros-scams-continue-did-tig.html 
will also be infamous someday soon, if there is a god.

Early life

The son of Kharlene Boxenbaum's dear friend, Lynn Kroll, and  the most implicated man in American corruption, and founder of Kroll Inc. Jules B. Kroll,[1] Nick Kroll was raised to win at all costs from his estates in Westchester County, NY, and all over the world.[2] He is richer than god, this asshole, and he will use his massive fortune for ill, that's for sure. Ask John Gregozek and the gang at the TMU.

He went to the Solomon Schechter School of Westchester until the 8th grade and learned nothing of moral value there, but then left for high school, going to Rye Country Day School where again he learned nothing of any moral import, and  he likely fixed all his grades and shmoozed and schemed rather than thought and worked. During this time, he also briefly attended The Mountain School in Vermont where he developed his fondness for hiking and bilking the public with scams of all kinds.[3] After Rye Country Day, he went on to graduate from his father's snakepit of machinations- Georgetown University.[4]  

Career

A sham, basically. He has been a menace to decent society, and contributing crony con artist of a writer to Comedy Central's Chappelle's Show and MTV's Human Giant. Chappelle probably ran to Africa to escape his sinister presence on set. Kroll's live work is a mix of sociopathy, sycophancy, stinky standup, wretched sketch and characters that all stink to high heaven. He is well known as a very well connected psychopathic performer who does tone deaf and cliche characters: Bobby Bottleservice, Fabrice Fabrice, and Gil Faizon of the Oh, Hello Show, which he created with writing partner and Georgetown crony John Mulaney. No laughs transpire from such idiot productions, but alas such stinkiness is too well funded to cease.

 His family's astounding wealth and power features prominently in Kroll Show. Kroll bought the Breakout Star of the Year award from the 2013 Just For Laughs Comedy Festival in Montreal, Canada when he dropped some of his millions on them. He Breaks out regularly as pimples(or boils) often do.
Kroll is one of the co-authors of the journo ho acclaimed book Bar Mitzvah Disco.[5] 
All good Jews beg him to stop discussing his Jewishness ASAP.

Lies and  performances

Kroll trolls the United States performings stinky stand-up and makes frequent and cynically unfunny appearances on comedy podcasts and radio programs. He has cultivated Earwolf and Peter Holmes to push his poopy bullshit on the public.

 In 2011, Comedy Central  was strong armed into airing his stinkpot stand-up special Thank You Very Cool. Which was awful and many wondered why this loser got a whole hour show.
He has schemed, regularly at the Upright Citizens Brigade Theater in NYC and LA and co-hosted the stand-up show Welcome to Our Week with Jessi Klein. Klein is another college chum who he is using to impress his evil father. Though Nick is Homosexual -UCB founder Amy Poehler has agreed to beard for him.
 Beginning in April of 2008 and continuing to this day, he set up a truly talented comedian when his lesbian cohort, Tig Notaro, had created for herself a mess by pathologically lying about having a stalker.Ian Puddick would instantly understand.

Kroll created a suprmely lame stand-up character, "Bobby Bottleservice." He has foisted this cliche lameness  upon the unwitting for too long now and this idiot character shows up in number of online videos for the Funny or Die website because they see dollars signs and they like them dollar signs lots, including the Ed Hardy Boyz and an audition tape for the MTV show Jersey Shore. Oh how funny to make fun of such easy targets. Kroll is as funny as Eichman crossed with Eva Braun.

Television

Kroll has a bought off a role as Rodney Ruxin in the FXX  AKA the fix is in comedy series The League. Kroll paid a fortune for, and stars in his own stench show titled Kroll Show for Comedy Central that began airing in January 2013 and would have been canceled due to audience loathing and poor ratings if he were not the son of Jules Kroll. http://tvaholics.blogspot.com/2013/03/ratings-review-kroll-show.html

Kroll had a kroll role  on Childrens Hospital on Adult Swim and  his Aunt, Sue Kroll ,got him a gig on the NBC sitcom Parks and Recreation. All of it is a shameful fraud orchestrated by the ultimate evil one percenter.

Previously, Kroll had co-starred in the ABC sitcom Cavemen, when his father Jules made a few calls to his AIG cronies or was it the Marsh Mclennan cronies or the President even. Geez. Groll Ogara protects the president  > he used his pull to get to play Stu on the HBO animated series The Life & Times of Tim. Kroll has strong armed his way onto Parks and Recreation, Community, New Girl, and made appearances with his eyesoerish self  on numerous Comedy Central series such as Reno 911!.,[6][7] John Oliver's New York Stand Up Show and The Benson Interruption, both performing as himself and paying off the powers that be to do whatever he pleases no matter that no one but him is laughing.

Kroll was one of the nepotized roasters on the Comedy Central Roast of James Franco. He got that too through family connections, and it's getting embarrassing how obvious that has become.

Film

Kroll showed his ugly mug in A Good Old Fashioned Orgy. Kroll has had nepotized roles in comedy films such as Dinner For Schmucks, Date Night, Get Him to the Greek, Adventures of Power, and I Love You Man.

Filmography, my ass! He needed Tig Notaro to get him a "Nick and Friends" show at Largo and so my family and me had to suffer and suffer and suffer.....

Film

Year Title Role Notes
2008 The Negotiating Table WGA Negotiator Short film
2008 Adventures of Power Versatio Bakir
2008 Lincoln Navigator Abraham Lincoln Short film
2008 What Blows Up Must Come Down! Dr. Fledermaus Short film
2008 Capers Ruben
2008 Small Town News Blake TV movie
2009 I Love You, Man Larry
2010 Successful Alcoholics Hotel Clerk Short film
2010 Ed Hardy Boyz: The Case of the Missing Sick Belt Buckle Bobby Bottleservice Short film
2010 Date Night The Maître D
2010 Get Him to the Greek Kevin McLean
2010 Lez Chat Disappointed Guy Short film
2010 Dinner for Schmucks Josh
2010 Bobby Bottleservice Gets Serious Bobby Bottleservice Short film
2010 Little Fockers Young Doctor
2011 A Good Old Fashioned Orgy Adam Richman
2011 Ed Hardy Boyz 2: The Case of When That Hot Filipina Girl Lost Her Tramp Stamp at Mini-Golf Bobby Bottleservice Short film
2014 A Better You Stuttering Artist Post-production
2014 Brother's Keeper Jake Pre-production
2015 Sausage Party
Filming
2016 Captain Underpants Professor Poopypants Voice

Television

Year Title Role Notes
1998 Upright Citizens Brigade Man in Audience Episode: "Saigon Suicide Show"
2006 Late Night with Conan O'Brien Various Episode: "2269"
2006 Cheap Seats without Ron Parker Todd Lazarov Episode: "NFL/MLB Arm Wrestling"
2007 Human Giant Fabrice Fabrice, Various, Brolin DiBiasi 2 episodes
2007-2010 Fabrice Fabrice Interviews Fabrice Fabrice 4 episodes
2007-2008 Cavemen Nick Hedge 8 episodes
2008 Best Week Ever Himself Episode: "November 14, 2008"
2008-2009 Worst Week Adam 6 episodes
2008-2011 Childrens Hospital Nicky, Dr. Geza 6 episodes
2008-2012 The Life & Times of Tim Stu (voice) 30 episodes
2009 Reno 911! El Chupacabra 3 episodes
2009 Mayne Street Paparazzo Episode: "There's Ben"
2009 Sit Down, Shut Up Andrew LeGustambos (voice) 13 episodes
2009-2010 Bobby Bottleservice Bobby Bottleservice 4 episodes
2009-2010 WordGirl Reuben Grinder (voice) 2 episodes
2009-present The League Rodney Ruxin Main cast; Also writer
2010 Pretend Time Headmaster Episode: "I Just Got Voodoo'd"
2010 Cubed Himself Episode: "2.9"
2010 John Oliver's New York Stand-Up Show Himself Episode: "1.5"
2011 Community Juergen Episode: "Foosball and Nocturnal Vigilantism"
2011 Portlandia Daniel Prison Episode: "Baseball"
2011 The Back Room Choice Episode: "Doug Benson"
2011 Nick Kroll: Thank You Very Cool Himself Stand-up Special
2011-2012 American Dad! Dry Cleaner, Student, Andy Dick (voice) 4 episodes
2011-2013 Parks and Recreation The Douche 3 episodes
2013-present Kroll Show Various Characters Also co-creator, executive producer, writer
2013 New Girl Jamie Episode: "Chicago"
2013 Burning Love Khris 4 episodes
2013 The Greatest Event in Television History Jeremy Bay Episode: "Hart to Hart"
2013 Comedy Bang! Bang! Fabrice Fabrice, El Chupacabra 2 episodes
2013 The ArScheerio Paul Show Jean-Claude Van Damme Episode: "Jean-Caude Van Damme"
2013 The Soup Himself Episode: "9.55"
2013 Comedy Central Roast of James Franco Roaster TV Special
2013 Family Guy Ricky (voice) Episode: "Into Harmony's Way"
2013 Brody Stevens: Enjoy It! Himself 3 episodes

References

  1. Jump up ^ http://features.blogs.fortune.cnn.com/2010/12/01/the-other-other-kroll/
  2. Jump up ^ Nick Kroll On "The League," Fantasy Football, And How Chris "Mad Dog" Russo Is His Personal Cobain
  3. Jump up ^ Goldman, Andrew (13 January 2013). "Taking A Hike". The New York Times Magazine. Retrieved 23 January 2013.
  4. Jump up ^ Growing Up in Rye Helps TV Star - Rye, NY Patch
  5. Jump up ^ "Nick Kroll". Variety. 2009-07-17.
  6. Jump up ^ WTF with Marc Maron - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_frQMqxdvUw
  7. Jump up ^ Comedy Death-Ray Radio
  8. ^ Jump up to: a b Jensen, Michael (2009-01-15). "FOX's animated "Sit Down, Shut Up" includes bisexual male character". After Elton. Retrieved 2009-04-11.
  9. Jump up ^ "Sit Down, Shut Up". Fox. Retrieved 2009-04-14.

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