Saturday, September 26, 2009

Frank Fucking Luntz

Oh, Frank Luntz, you pu(n)tz ,
I've seen you in action in your little focus groups-- where exhausted people (mostly pretend )to move around the dial. And, you all kind of nasty and overearnest-- trying to give the sense that us moving these dials that are poorly designed( impossible to not mess up and if 90 registers it could very well have been 40- it's not an accurate way, trust me.) mean shit and Hannity is buying it.

You are not graceful or tactful  and you make people feel stupid for talking and that is why most don't in your Super duper mega ultra ... focus groups. 3 hours- 100 bucks. Not so bad but with you 3 hours is 8 hours and two lifetimes. The way you act when anyone talks discourages us.  I talk and you never tried to get me removed from your miserable little mailing list,  because that's just me(loquacious to the bone) but then you grab their name tags and remind us all time and again how you are paying us 100 dollars and we better behave or get excommunicated from the Luntz empire (which is founded on moronic dials that are innacurate to the bone)
\You are the portrait of the overfed over exposed(every damn day that silly mug of yours on  FOX tv), over rewarded charlatan.

I've seen you over and over flapping those liver lips,  and I've shut up-- but today you are telling parents how to raise their children and that is just too much. You do not know how to treat people. Do not tell parents how to raise their children.
 You must be a major millionaire now and it's time you stopped feeling agony that others get 100 for 3 hours of you and your retarded dials.

Best,
Chairman of the focus group participants rights assembly
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