Showing posts with label overbuying at the 99 cents store hardly qualifies. Show all posts
Showing posts with label overbuying at the 99 cents store hardly qualifies. Show all posts

Friday, September 25, 2009

Someone needs to protect our Mannequins!!!!

1) Mannequins—for the longest time I’ve been monitoring the treatment of Mannequins. Mostly, it is what it is and Mannequins are just never treated as the elite of society.


But, on Santa Monica Boulevard, it’s an outrage. Mannequins are not just nude on this boulevard- Mannequins are spread eagled, Straight Mannequins are forced into grotesquely stuffed bikini briefs, or made to pose in over the top Queeny ways. One of the of the worst offenders re: Manequin Abuse is … the Out of the Closet thrift stores. The other day I saw a Mannequin involved in an orgy of sorts.



2)Vanity plate seen yesterday-Ah noyd

Vanity plate seen today - Lvn Life


Bumper sticker people and Vanity plate people are a different breed I’ve always suspected but I never knew that they possessed such consistent mood states. Do they not consider that a shift in circumstances or even just moods is a reality?

And, imagine seeing LovNLife (White Mercedes SUV BTW) in a grisly car crash- on the side of the road.

New Product at the 99 cents store - Big bottle of lubricant—

And I pictured some girl having this boyfriend and he’s so good at getting these things and he also has the condoms and now the lubricant and even when that condom broke that time—a pregnancy test. She’s never been to the 99 cents store but one day she just goes and sees all three of these very particular brands on the shelf  of this 99 cents store. I bet the guy who sells me the cigarettes and always gives me one match per 2 packs is that kind of a guy and I hope girls break up with guys like that.

Saturday, June 27, 2009

Paula zahn, Rita Cosby, and Ashliegh Banfield, where art thou?

My mother always does say it best.

I'm seeing this CNN out in the feild lady and she's showing how strangers are leaving beautiful expensive flowers for Michael Jackson. And, I'm so not heartwarmed but thinking, "if everyone who does that kind of shit would just use that money to help the homeless or spend that energy there would be no poverty. For god's sake just send the flowers to blanket if anything..."

And my mother pipes up, " I'm going to go and steal some of those beautiful flowers they are leaving for him."


Some talking head just said how michael spent extravagantly ... like us all... in the last ten years. I must say I have zero bad feeling for michael Jackson but I'm sorry the guy was a spendthrift when living and no need to spin it while he is dead. I don'tsee why anyone feels the need to state--- that all of us were a half a billion dollars in debt despite making billions to begin with. That's just silly. The media and the press are so silly in general. I've known is a long time but was really conked over the head with it when awhile back I was timing how long Paula Zahn would be devoting to Anna Nicole Smith on the primetime CNN and 53 minutes passed before she discussed anything else.

It's not only that there are more and more nude emperors but that these emperors have gone from PG nude to triple X.

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