Amy Schumer Vs Tig Notaro. Tig Notaro honest? That time she tried to get her agent, Heidi Feigin, to perjure herself and failed

This is a somewhat tasty story to me  http://new.www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/tig-notaro-awkwardly-confirms-she-and-amy-schumer-arent-friends_us_575ea5eae4b00f97fba8c2fa?cps=gravity_2246_-593714886042724730&kvcommref=mostpopular

cause I have a very strange connection to it ...It involves Amy Schumer's agent and Tig Notaro's ex agent, Heidi Feigin, and she played a big part in my case.

I've seen people online saying that Tig Notaro is "brutally honest." Brutally dishonest is what she is. A pathological liar, actually, and the type of liar that seems to enjoy ruining innocent people's lives.

There are so many instances of her lies, and how she was able to get away with it - that it's mind blowing, but here's the Heidi Feigin one. Feigin dropped Notaro soon after that night, but is still Amy Schumer's agent


(The  documents(in their official form - police report, statements,affidavits etc ) are to be found here http://henypire.blogspot.com/2016/03/case-8ca10541-misdemeanor-of-century.html)





 but here is just the Heidi Feigin "Incident"




Appelate court unpublished decision put on Internet by Lavely and Singer( Bill Cosby's lawyer and Notaro's lawyers) after taking EXTREME measures to make sure I couldn't go to the oral hearing(looong terrible story to be found in that link) Why did a then unknown comedian like Notaro hire Lavely and Singer to get a civil restraining order? Because Nick Kroll hooked her up with them and she needed those kind of lawyer to acquire orders based on her obvious lies. Then when she was sued and knew she'd lose if any law was followed, Lavely and Singer came back to close the deal- get Nick Kroll's friend anything she wants.

Back to the "appelated decision" of what she was able to get on the internet using fraud and perjury etc.

On the evening of April 7, 2008, after Notaro performed at Largo, Spitzberg approached her and asked Notaro if she remembered her. Notaro said that she remembered meeting her and that Spitzberg had been aggressive and had pushed her. Notaro then said she did not want to talk to Spitzberg and told Spitzberg to leave her alone. 

What Notaro says happened:

Notaro From Police report –April 7.2008- 9 months later!

On April 7, 2008 Notaro was performing at Largo. At approximately 2130 hours Notaro was talking to her agent when Spitzerg stepped in front of her and stated, “ You remember me?” Notaro told Spitzberg that she did not want to talk to her. Spitzberg

continued staying in front of Notaro. Notaro asked security to remove Spitzberg.

Notaro’s statement in Affidavit- April 7, 2008

On the evening of April 7, 2,008. I performed at Largo in Hollywood, CA.. After I got off stage alisa approached me to ask if I remembered her. I said plainly, “Yes, I do.” And then continued a conversation I was having with my agent. Alisa interrupted saying “no you don’t remember me. I said, Yes the night we met you were being aggressive and you pushed me. I remember you and I don’t want to talk to you at all. Leave me alone. Alisa became quickly enraged and insisted repeatedly that I was lying. Because I was afraid it would escalate, I had Michael Griffee, the doorman at largo, escort her out of the building.

transcript testimony of Notaro of april 7 –gets date wrong but insignificant

MS. NOTARO:  ON APRIL 12 SHE SHOWED UP, AND AFTER SHE SHOWED, I WAS SPEAKING TO MY AGENT, ALISA INTERRUPTED ME, AND SAID:"YOU DON'T REMEMBER ME.  DO YOU REMEMBER ME?" I SAID, "I DO," AND THEN TURNED BACK TO MY AGENT. THEN SHE INTERRUPTED ME AGAIN.  SHE SAID "I DON'T THINK YOU REMEMBER ME." I SAID, "I DO REMEMBER YOU.  TIME I MET YOU YOU WERE AGGRESSIVE. YOU PUSHED ME, AND I DON'T WANT TO TALK TO YOU AT ALL."THEN SHE GOT IN MY FACE AND -- IF YOU WILL EXCUSE ME, I WILL TELL YOU WHAT SHE SAID.
THE COURT:  TELL ME WHAT SHE SAID
MS. NOTARO: SHE CALLED ME A CRAZY DIKE CUNT GOT IN THE MY FACE.  AND AT THAT POINT I HAD THE SECURITYREMOVE HER, AND HE IS ALSO HERE.SHE SHOWED UPCLAIMING THAT SHE DIDN'T KNOW THAT I WAS PERFORMING THERE AND SHE SHOWED UP – SHE'S STALKING  THIS PERSON THAT WE HAVE IN COMMON FOR THE PAST YEAR, SO I  KNOW SHE CAME TO THE SHOW LOOKING FOR STEPHANIE.

Notaro’s statement to investigator for Public Defenden given in January of 09.

Notaro said the next occasion, in which she had any type of contact with Alisa had occurred on 4/7/08. On that particular evening Notaro said she was performing at a club called Largo, and her show that night was called “Tig and friends.”

Sometimes during that evening Notaro said she had seen Alisa sitting inside of this club and near the bar area. Notaro advised that her brand new agent Heidi was also in attendance to see her perform her comedy show. After her show was over Notaro said she was in the audience and she was speaking to her agent.

All of a sudden, Notaro stated that Alisa then walked up to the two of them and said, “ Do you know who I am?” Do you remember me? Notaro replied back to her and said, “I know who you are . You shoved me.” After this brief encounter, Notaro said she walked to an employee who works at Largo, named Micheal, and he had asked Alisa to leave the location at her request. Alisa then left the location.

Statement of Heidi Feigin- was notaro’s agent and went to see her that night. Neil Spector investigator’s report for public defender.

When asked if this female subject caused any trouble at the show at Largo at this night in question, Feigin said no. Feigin Advised that this unknown subject just appeared to be a “normal fan.” And she had caused no problems on that particular evening. She stated she had just sat at the back of this club and next to the bar while watching the show. When asked if she had seen this unknown female subject ever make contact with Notaro on that night in question, Feigin said no. When asked if she knew the unknown subject’s name, Feigin once again stated no.

Notaro’s statement about april 7th to investigator for PD given in January of 2009

Sometimes during that evening Notaro said she had seen Alisa sitting inside of this club and near the bar area. Notaro advised that her brand new agent Heidi was also in attendance to see her perform her comedy show. After her show was over Notaro said she was in the audience and she was speaking to her agent. 
All of a sudden, Notaro stated that Alisa then walked up to the two of them and said, “ Do you know who I am?” Do you remember me? Notaro replied back to her and said, “I know who you are .

Notaro’s statement to Martin Boags, City attorney o 12/16/09 (long after Notaro knew Feigin had denied this she kept it up)


The witness confirmed the contents of various police reports written in this matter. The witness added the following. 
The witness was talking to her agent, heidi Feigin from the william Morris Agency. The parties where at Largo when they were at Fairfax. The defendan’t asked Ms. Notaro’ “ Do you know who I am. Ms. Notaro responded, “ yes leave me alone.” Defendant stated, “ I don’t think you remember me.
Ms. Notaro responded, “ I remember you. You shoved me., ‘ get away from me.

Like I said, all these statements in their original form, are to found in the link above, but here is Heidi Feigin's statement to investigator, Neil Spector- in its entirety:

And here is Alissa Malzman Sterling's Notes after speaking with Heidi by phone, before trial. for whatever reason Malzman refused to hand over any official statement made to her by Feigin and Alissa Malzman Sterling did not pursue the tampering with a witness problem .... which is mindblowing really

Tig had her manager call me to say " Why are you testifying for the other side? Didn't see her cause a disturbance at at all. Didn't see any disturbance . Tig account of the story


Vs the transcript from the restraining order "hearing" How did Heidi Miss this?


THEN SHE GOT IN MY FACE AND -- IF YOU WILL EXCUSE ME, I WILL TELL YOU WHAT SHE SAID.
 

THE COURT:  TELL ME WHAT SHE SAID
MS. NOTARO: SHE CALLED ME A CRAZY DIKE CUNT GOT IN THE MY FACE


MS. NOTARO:  ON APRIL 12 SHE SHOWED UP, AND AFTER SHE SHOWED, I WAS SPEAKING TO MY AGENT, ALISA INTERRUPTED ME, AND SAID:"YOU DON'T REMEMBER ME.  DO YOU REMEMBER ME?" I SAID, "I DO," AND THEN TURNED BACK TO MY AGENT. THEN SHE INTERRUPTED ME AGAIN.  SHE SAID "I DON'T THINK YOU REMEMBER ME." I SAID, "I DO REMEMBER YOU.  TIME I MET YOU YOU WERE AGGRESSIVE. YOU PUSHED ME, AND I DON'T WANT TO TALK TO YOU AT ALL."THEN SHE GOT IN MY FACE AND -- IF YOU WILL EXCUSE ME, I WILL TELL YOU WHAT SHE SAID.
THE COURT:  TELL ME WHAT SHE SAID
MS. NOTARO: SHE CALLED ME A CRAZY DIKE CUNT GOT IN THE MY FACE

What the Fuck is up with Chuck and Tig Notaro's former uh chemo witness, and now accused joke theif - Amy Schumer

On April first of 2014, Amy Schumer told writer Marian Garvey that Chuck Schumer was her uncle.

http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/gossip/confidential/amy-schumer-fooling-guest-stars-article-1.1741100#ixzz31BTLTMbv


The Manhattan-born funny lady — who placed fourth on the fifth season of NBC’s “Last Comic Standing” — also says she wouldn’t hesitate to drop the name of her powerful uncle, Sen. Chuck Schumer, to get out of a traffic ticket. 


“I live in New York, so I don’t drive,” she said. “But I probably would.”

A month later, Chuck Shumer spoke to the same paper and the same writers and said this

Sen. Chuck Schumer says the tables have turned when it comes to his distant cousin, raunchy comedian Amy Schumer — now that she’s famous, people ask him if he’s related to her.

“I didn’t know her and now I do. She was telling people she’s my cousin, and it turns out, she is. She is Gordon Schumer’s daughter, he is a cousin of mine,” the New York Democrat told us at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner on Saturday night.
“This put me in my place: My nephew, Max Schumer, is a freshman in college. His roommate said to him, ’Your last name is Schumer? Are you related to Amy?’
“That’s the first time that’s happened.”

More here: http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/gossip/confidential/sen-charles-schumer-cousin-amy-schumer-winning-recognition-article-1.1779481#ixzz31AmTiIbN

Me talking!

But, wait wait....Why did Amy tell the same writers he was her uncle and then why didnt the same writers question Chuck Schumer when he contradicted Amy?

http://wwwhttp://www.laughspin.com/2011/01/20/ass-kickin-amy-schumer-is-on-the-rise/

LaughSpin's  Emma Kat Richardson asks in early 2011:

:I was really surprised to read that your uncle is Chuck Schumer, the senior senator from New York. Being a CNN and MSNBC junkie, his is a name I was immediately familiar with.


Ass kicking Amy responds:


Where does it say that he’s my uncle? Does it say that on Wikipedia?

Emma Kat replies:


Quite a few places, actually.

Amy again:

He’s my dad’s cousin. I definitely grew up knowing him – not knowing that it mattered that he was in politics, and not really dealing with it at all. The first time it came up was when my sister and I were arrested for shoplifting. We were arrested for grand larceny, and [the cops] were like, ‘You’re lucky you have this last name.’ And they pleaded it down, to like disturbing the peace or something. I really thought that shit was off the record, until I was on Last Comic and they asked me if I had an arrests, and I was like, “Eh, not really.” They have real lawyers – it’s like General Electric – and they knew everything I’d stolen.

Other than that, I’ve run into him a couple of times at events around New York, and he’s super nice. I’m really proud of that guy. I’m happy to be related to him at all. I don’t talk about politics onstage, but I’m as up on that stuff as I can be, from reading a newspaper a day, and watching a good amount of CNN and MSNBC myself (and avoiding Fox News, except when I’m on Redeye, of course). I’m really proud, and he’s never made a move where I’ve [disapproved]. The only criticism I’ve ever heard about him would be along the lines of, ‘That guy loooves the camera.’ Well fuckin’ yeah, because politics is like any other art: you’ve got to keep yourself hot. Keep yourself relevant, or people will forget about you.



More Questions: Why would Charles Schumer come out with such a strange statement at the White House correspondents dinner?

Why would Naimetz and  Garvey print such strangeness i.e Amy Shumers says you are her uncle. A month later, you say you are not even aware of her really, and we don't comment on it. We play along? Why?


Why would Amy S say that the mere name Schumer got her off serious criminal charges? Surely, some phone calls were made by uncle Chuck. Yet, now he has no connection to his first cousin, Amy's Father, who she says was sick for years with MS????

Why would she assume a Grand Larceny charge would go missing from any record?

Why do so many sources online say he's her uncle years ago, and now it's either distant cousin, first cousin or according to Chuck Schumer- he just found out they were even related Sloppiness or some hard to grasp subterfuge?

Did I call cancer scamstress,Tig Notaro, a crazy Dyke cunt and then get in her face? You decide.

 Update: I wrote about the Heidi Feigin evidence, not knowing about Nick Kroll, and his pivotal role in my case. I was not aware who he was or why he was showing up all over the case(in all sorts of documents- most importantly, as the one witness who could be ruined by Officer Jacqueline Montalvo's testimony and the one witness who Judge Gerald Rosenberg would find significant sine he was supposedly there on the "most important" date.)

(As an aside: I am keenly aware that on the surface- Nick Kroll(and Tig Notaro) are not famous and that they are not too interesting. I realize that writing cloak and dagger stuff about these two clowns is odd as hell. But truth is... cloak and dagger stuff happens all the time with the Kroll Group(and it happened in my seemingly tiny misdemeanor case.)

All the accusations you will see(below) were written over and over again, as fact, by Kroll Cop, John Gregozek.  And, these documentes were submitted to judges and prosecutors time after time as case 8CA10541 kept going and going.

Heidi Feigin's words, and the statements of other key witness were buried or ignored, time after time.  The non stop glaring inconsistencies in all the testimonies of adverse witnesses- the same. It is a case that never would exist if Nick Kroll didn't want it to. And, for reasons that should damn him- he wanted to ruin and destroy total strangers.

John Gregozek,



not only made no  investigation other than write down ever lie that Tig Notaro or Stef Willen told an swear under oath it is gospel truth. And, long after he knew every word to be a malicious lie, he simply repeated the now obvious lies in 7 search warrants and in police report after police report. Judges were told they were in the presence of a stalker and freak and they acted accordingly.

Such now dis-proven lies would even then get the seal of approval by a Alexander Moreno( and the seemingly not to thrilled to do it for Kroll)- LAPD Detective James Hoffman.

 

In other words, Nick Kroll used the connections that come along with the Kroll Group- to create and then control a completely fabricated narrative. And no matter what witnesses stepped forth, and no matter what truth, rose to the surface, I was to be stuck with this narrative pretty much till today. 

Why? Have Nick Kroll explain a lot of it to you. Because, I'll never understand what would possess him to try to set up a good and law abiding person for hells on earth.  You can't ask one of the worst creeps in this saga- Harris Wittels, cause he's dead. But Nick Kroll still trolls the Universe. Ask him for details I can't provide.

At first, you can give him benefits of doubt. You can say that maybe Tig Notaro and Stef Willen put on such a show, and he thought he was being a good friend - protecting them from some monster. 

Listen, if he really thought these two were telling the truth --  he can be somewhat excused for a short period of time. But, here's the reason, Nick Kroll, cannot explain away his mindbogglingly evil choices - The evidence that showed that THREE(Then FIVE)witnesses(completely unbiased strangers) were all saying that nothing Tig Notaro or Stef Willen, or the others, was saying was true as early as January 2009. At that point, he had to stop his madness and he chose instead to amp it up.


In Januray 2009, Nick Kroll  had no excuse for what he would put into motion next, because by then it was clear that Tig Notaro had lied about every single non existent "incident."

Let's not get into his Bentzen Ball Shenanigans and just the long long list of things only a hopelessly evil person would do.


 John Gregozek, never talked to Heidi Feigin or the many witnesses(all false accusations were set in public places) that would come forward after two years. Even at trial, Kroll managed to shut them down, leaving me with a fight I never should have to fight.


DID I CALL TIG NOTARO A CRAZY DYKE CUNT AND "GET IN HER FACE" OR DID I NEVER GO NEAR HER?


Appelate court unpublished decision put on Internet while I was illegally jailed for 31 days
On the evening of April 7, 2008, after Notaro performed at Largo, Spitzberg approached her and asked Notaro if she remembered her. Notaro said that she remembered meeting her and that Spitzberg had been aggressive and had pushed her. Notaro then said she did not want to talk to Spitzberg and told Spitzberg to leave her alone.

Notaro From Police report –April 7.2008- given April 30th 2008 ( written as gospel truth by John Gregozek, under oath, and over and over and over again)

On April 7, 2008 Notaro was performing at Largo. At approximately 2130 hours Notaro was talking to her agent when Spitzerg stepped in front of her and stated, “ You remember me?”

Notaro’s statement in Affidavit to obtain restraining order- April 7, 2008

On the evening of April 7, 2,008. I performed at Largo in Hollywood, CA.. After I got off stage alisa approached me to ask if I remembered her. I said plainly, “Yes, I do.” And then continued a conversation I was having with my agent.

transcript testimony of Notaro of april 7 –gets date wrong but insignificant
MS. NOTARO: ON APRIL 12 SHE SHOWED UP, AND AFTER SHE SHOWED, I WAS SPEAKING TO MY AGENT, ALISA INTERRUPTED ME, AND SAID:"YOU DON'T REMEMBER ME. DO YOU REMEMBER ME?" I SAID, "I DO," AND THEN TURNED BACK TO MY AGENT. THEN SHE INTERRUPTED ME AGAIN. SHE SAID "I DON'T THINK YOU REMEMBER ME." I SAID, "I DO REMEMBER YOU. TIME I MET YOU YOU WERE AGGRESSIVE. YOU PUSHED ME, AND I DON'T WANT TO TALK TO YOU AT ALL."THEN SHE GOT IN MY FACE AND -- IF YOU WILL EXCUSE ME, I WILL TELL YOU WHAT SHE SAID.
THE COURT: TELL ME WHAT SHE SAID
MS. NOTARO: SHE CALLED ME A CRAZY DIKE CUNT GOT IN THE MY FACE. AND AT THAT POINT I HAD THE SECURITYREMOVE HER,

Notaro’s statement about april 7th to investigator for PD given in January of 2009

Sometimes during that evening Notaro said she had seen Alisa sitting inside of this club and near the bar area. Notaro advised that her brand new agent Heidi was also in attendance to see her perform her comedy show. After her show was over Notaro said she was in the audience and she was speaking to her agent.
All of a sudden, Notaro stated that Alisa then walked up to the two of them and said, “ Do you know who I am?” Do you remember me? Notaro replied back to her and said, “I know who you are .

Notaro’s statement to Martin Boags, City attorney o 12/16/09
The witness confirmed the contents of various police reports written in this matter. The witness added the following.
The witness was talking to her agent, heidi Feigin from the william Morris Agency. The parties where at Largo when they were at Fairfax. The defendan’t asked Ms. Notaro’ “ Do you know who I am. Ms. Notaro responded, “ yes leave me alone.” Defendant stated, “ I don’t think you remember me.
Ms. Notaro responded, “ I remember you. You shoved me., ‘ get away from me.


Heidi Feigin- was notaro’s agent and went to see her that night. investigator’s report for public defender.

When asked if this female subject caused any trouble at the show at Largo at this night in question, Feigin said no she had caused no problems on that particular evening. She stated she had just sat at the back of this club and next to the bar while watching the show. When asked if she had seen this unknown female subject ever make contact with Notaro on that night in question, Feigin said no. When asked if she knew the unknown subject’s name, Feigin once again stated no.
 

What this agent, Heidi Feigin told my public defender in March of 2010 during the criminal trial stemming from these lies-

"Nothing what Tig said was true AT ALL(pd's emphasis) and I don't understand why Hunter Siedman( apparently Tig's Manager- Updated- Nick Kroll was behind that. Only he would think he could witness tamper and get away with it.) is calling me and saying, "Don't testify for the other side,"