I am being stalked by sickos

I'm learing very scary things about Stef Willen and how she was dangerously obsessed with this Tig Notaro. I'm hearing it from somone who knows. Who knew. Not me. Everyone I knew who met her thought she was creepy and told me to run but hey I just didn't pick up on the evil I'd fallen into. Mea Culpa.

Willen is so nuts that she openly declares her desperation and insanity for this this madman, Tig Notaro. As time passes and I learn more I'm starting to feel bad for Willen- she's a broken woman. A liar and a false accuser- but pathetic and pitiable, nonethless.



Posted by stef willen (written to Notaro) at 1:39 PM 1 comments

Sunday, January 18, 2009

Missed Connections



Where are you?

It's me, your stalker. I can't reach you

with my words or by throwing bark chips

at your window. Need to connect with you!

I've tried watching you in a different light,

but the bushes always seem to be in the way.

You looked so pretty doing your laundry

and dropping that DVD into the mailbox.

God, it's going to be hard to commit suicide

outside your house when I used to be able

to do it inside.

Nothing as ugly as Judicial and prosecutorial, corruption.

Where have all the reformers gone?

fresh content all day but not in the next 2 hours

I can't stop the fresh content.

It occurred to me that Micheal is keeping them in such suspense and the coroner--still not in sight-- and Farrah dead of Anal cancer. No autopsy necessary. And that my friends is the difference between an icon and a legend!!


Please, tip the waitress on the way out!

Is the revolution over???

In two or more hours(depending on the dentist) I plan to share stories about Sima Samu(her actual name!) of highschool who wore a michael jackson thriller jacket daily and carried his picture everywhere and how suddenly and inexplicably she became very popular in 11th grade due To Renee Shnall deciding that she(Sima) be a good foil. Then want to get into the popularity wars in my highschool and how I was sort of a part of it and then i want to talk about the brilliant girl who came from an ultra orthodox home and yet rebelleled by crazy fanhood of the Charlies Angels, Robert Urich, and Michael Jackson and Duran Duran. Totally serious and thinking how both are in mourning today though they were soooo different. Sarah Miller was super smart and Sima Samu was near retarded.
now I'm thinking about how the crazy names people had in my schools growing up made me so into language or was it my hungarian mother????????