even after more sleep I say stick that stroller up the ass

Also at the supemarket.

My sister came at me with an O magazine and she said " Every month. Shameless. Shameless." We both shuddered.

For those who have escaped this knowledge: Every month Oprah shamefree puts herself on her own magazine. Not Oprah's heros or friends or family rather than celebs, but every month for years now she puts herself there and what is her punishement?

Apparently,none, as the magazine has been haunting newstands for years now. Which means that Mommies and thier ilk are buying it and Oprah will never ever not be the queen of this particular universe that I was thrown into!