Friday, September 11, 2009

nothing I like less than seeing the craiglist parasites again

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Damn, I hate some job offerrers.

College Student Needed for Tutor (Beverly Hills)


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Date: 2009-09-07, 8:29AM PDT

Reply to: job-9yevj-1362289696@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

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College student needed to tutor my 15 year old daughter who attends Beverly Hills High School. Applicant must be responsible, have strong academic credentials and be good with teens. In addition, applicant must have a clean driving record, a newer car and a cell phone. Hours are MWF 2:40 P.M.- 6:30 P.M. and Tuesday,Thursday and Sunday evenings 6:00 P.M - 9:00 P.M.



Please let me know if you are interested.

• Location: Beverly Hills

• Compensation: $12.00/hour

• Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.

• Please, no phone calls about this job!

• Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.





PostingID: 1362289696



Help my partner and I manage a couple of different business.



We need someone to help us keep everything running.

Please read this ad carefully and make sure you leave in the area.



The business we run is by western and Martin Luther king.

If you don't know this area. Please keep moving on.

This job consist of helping us run a lingerie store, housekeeping agency and a private social club.

Everything you do will be help us build a better business. This is part time and we only need you 2 to 3 days a week and some weekends for about 2 to 3 hours a day. The pay is $8 to $10 an hour cash a week.



Please be over 21

Honest

Computer savvy

A go getter

Outgoing

Friendly

Nice looking.

You must be a people person

We will train you and sometimes you will have to work alone.

Interviews Friday, Saturday and Sunday. We need someone to start the same day or next day.



• Location: South Central

• it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

• Compensation: $8 to $10 an hour



are a rapidly expanding Adult Internet Company that has entry level positions available. We have lots of data entry and writing to do. If you can do the following:



Creatively write descriptions for XXX rated movies

Edit your work for spelling and punctuation errors

Pay close attention to details and follow directions

Be flexible and able to take on new tasks

Reliably show up to work

Always be on time (if you are late, this job isn't for you)

Get along with the supervisor and your co-workers (and we don't like drama)



Then we might have a full-time job for you. We are open 7-days a week from 6am-6pm. People available to work anytime during these hours have a better shot at working here. Our office is in Calabasas, you'll need to come here to work. We'll pay you $11 p/h to start.



If you work out we'll give you an opportunity to join our Customer Service and Technical Support Team. We'll pay you more money and give you excellent medical, dental and vision benefits fully covered after a probationary period. To advance, you'll need to continue to be reliable and punctual. You'll have to be courteous and friendly to our customers all the time, no exceptions. You will have to have a solid understanding of computers and the Internet so you can help our customers navigate the websites, trouble shoot problems with them and correctly report errors.



If you're interested, email us your resume. Resumes with typos will be thrown out (see above regarding punctuation and attention to detail). If we like your resume and/or cover letter, we'll have a phone interview first so we do not waste each other's time.

• Location: Calabasas

Part -time Writing Assistant (North Hollywood)

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Date: 2009-09-09, 2:23PM PDT

Reply to: job-ped4r-1366388085@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

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This is a part-time position, probably 10 hours a week to start. I need someone who can write quality copy with a quick turn-around time. I am a freelance writer, web content specialist who has too much work on his hands.



Work

You would be writing some blog posts, web page content and a few press releases. You would work in my home office at first, and then could potentially work from home half of the time. There would be a few administrative duties, but mostly what I need you to do is write.



Pay

The pay for this is $8 - $10 per hour, depending upon your experience.



You

Writer, young, I would prefer a student just because I can't pay all that much right now.



Please send your resume with a cover letter in the body of your e-mail. I would also like to see just one writing sample.



Thanks.

• Location: North Hollywood

• This is a part-time job.

• Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.

• Please, no phone calls about
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