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I'm a heartless jerk...

Me, Myself, and I

Here's my data... Good-looking, extremely funny, talented designer, in great shape. I'm a challenge, love banter, and don't care what anyone thinks of me... I'm a man, not a boy. I am lots of fun. Please skip the drama. I'm very intelligent and well educated. I'm a free spirit, unbound by rules. I work in interior architecture, and am a very accomplished stand-up comic. I also help promote clubs in my area. Music

Stooges, Velvet Underground, MC5, Blue Oyster Cult, Radio Birdman, The Saints, Flying Nun Records, The Scientists, Creation Records from the '80s (like you were even fucking born then), Wire, The Fall, The Birthday Party, Nick Cave, Big Black, Squirrel Bait, Brian Wilson, Van Dyke Parks, early Todd Rundgren, Badfinger, Flying Burrito Brothers, Gram Parsons, Big Star, Chris Bell (RIP), early Alice Cooper, Captain Beefheart, X, Weirdos, Black Flag, Minutemen, Meat Puppets, The Big Boys, early Butthole Surfers, Claw Hammer, White Stripes, Pavement, Sonic Youth, Live Skull, The Swans, Radiohead, James Brown, the JBs, Funkadelic, Flamin' Groovies, Nick Drake, Stereolab, Sex Pistols, early Black Sabbath, Zep, Booker T and the MGs, Erik B and Rakim, Ice Cube, Merle Haggard, Neil Young, early Rolling Stones, the Byrds (Gram Parsons-era), Beatles (Revolver), Dinosaur Jr. (especially from my days working at SST), Lou Barlow/Sebadoh, Black Merda, P-Funk, George Clinton, Bootsy, Jayhawks, Wilco, S


Godfather I and II, 400 Blows, Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, Thief, The Apartment, Blazing Saddles, Straight Time, Serpico, Heat, Last Tango In Paris (pass the butter), Scarface, North By Northwest, Das Boot, Manhattan, Annie Hall, Goodfellas, Dog Day Afternoon, The Killing, Barry Lyndon, Dr. Strangelove, Two Lane Blacktop, Mean Streets, Raging Bull, King of Comedy, Capote, The Kid Stays In The Picture, Don't Look Back, Taxi Driver, Croupier, Get Carter (the original one), The Passenger, Il Vitellone, The Exorcist, French Connection, Thin Blue Line, Heaven's Gate, Decline of Western Civilization, Spinal Tap, Waiting For Guffman, 40 Year-Old Virgin, Murderball, Head-On.



Happiest When

Doing comedy, boarding, reading, designing.

Who I'd like to meet

Well groomed, handsome, cultured, creative free spirit with a nice schlong he he, seeks beautiful women for a committed relationship. I want to make your significant other extremely jealous. Also, be prepared to support me financially

I love women and truly enjoy being around them. Looks-wise, I like blondes, brunettes, and redheads (yum). I get on with a lot of different types- hipster girls, club girls, yuppies, and sexy librarians (good luck in L.A.). Be in great shape, college-educated, and well-traveled (as in, you've been to another country- not Anaheim). Lead an interesting life. And you'd best have a sense of humor, because I'm a comedian, and I will engage you in funny banter!

If you're gorgeous, good for you- God gave you a gift. But if you're also a moron who can't hold a conversation, who has no life interests or personality, Sayonara. I have plenty of great women in my life, so I'm pretty picky with whom I spend time with.

A love of indie rock, old punk a
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