Saturday, October 17, 2009

99 percent lyrics by Oasis- figure out which are mine

My swan song to Felise Cohen Kalpakian using the vast vast majority of lyrics of Noel Gallagher.

Shandawall

Today is gonna be the day


That they're gonna throw it back to you

By now you should've somehow

Realized what you gotta do

I don't believe that anybody

Feels the way I do about you now



Backfat the word was on the street

That the fat on your back is poking out

I'm sure you've heard it all before

But you never really from someone you've been maliciosly prosecuting.

I don't believe that anybody feels

The way I do about you now



And all the roads we have to walk along are winding

And all the lights that lead us there are blinding

There are many things that I would

Like to say to you

I don't know how
(because you'll call the threat management unit at taxpayers expense and for no good reason!)


 maybe

You're gonna be the one who saves me ?

And after all

You're my shandawall



Today was gonna be the day?

But they'll never throw it back to you

By now you should've somehow

Realized what you're not to do

I don't believe that anybody

Feels the way I do

About you now



And all the roads that lead to you were winding

And all the lights that light the way are blinding

There are many things that I would like to say to you

I don't know how
(being called bozo via e-mail makes her call the SWAT team)


I said maybe

You're gonna be the one who saves me ?

But after all

You're an unethical even evil harpy

I said maybe

You're gonna be the one who saves me ?

And after an

You're my shandawall



Said maybe

You're gonna be the one that saves me

You're gonna be the one that saves me

You're gonna be the one that saves me
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