Wednesday, October 21, 2009

formatting got messed up but basically this was presented as my jealousy and rage over a particular weekend. It is obvious to everyone who has seen it that willen is the one who is acting nutso when I won't get jealous despite her efforts





Willlen writes this:

Subject:

Re: further silliness.
Date:

5/4/2007 7:49:48 AM Pacific Daylight Time
From:

swillen@gmail.com



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Alisaspitz@aol.com

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okay im nearly done, time to start remaking

myself, your self-improvment idea is making

a lot of sense to me. and are you jealous that Im making tig

dinner?


Then willen writes this before I can or would respond:

Subject:

Re: further silliness.



Date:

5/4/2007 7:52:05 AM Pacific Daylight Time


From:

swillen@gmail.com
To:

Alisaspitz@aol.com

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since im getting to know you better, i presume that you are going to

say,"you want me to be jealous of tig" ---you have made those kind of

statements in the past.
I write this in response:


On 5/4/07, Alisaspitz@aol.com wrote:

what are you making for dinner? goodwill is having a cinco damayo sale sat

 and sunday.
Willen writes this in response:
Subject:

Re: further silliness.

Date:

5/5/2007 11:34:57 AM Pacific Daylight Time


From:

swillen@gmail.com

salad and snacks. just got up. are you at teh goodwill?



On 5/5/07, Alisaspitz@aol.com wrote:

scored some great stuff. hope your dinner was good


In a message dated 5/5/2007 3:00:09 PM Pacific Daylight Time,

swillen@gmail.com writes:


twas good. how was the gogue? and what kind of fashion did you find

for yourself? i made tig read your pig poem and she liked it a lot. hope you don't mind.

On 5/5/07, Alisaspitz@aol.com wrote:

didnt' go to gogue. shopped and worked in between. unbeilevable what we

 bought for the money. I have two jackets now and a genuine cool wardrobe. .

 unreal. don't mind if tig reads the poem.


Willen then writes:
Subject:

Re: further silliness.

Date:

5/6/2007 3:39:34 AM Pacific Daylight Time
From:

swillen@gmail.com



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To:

Alisaspitz@aol.com




well too late to call you now...its 3:30 am. went with tig to do a set

for 70 christians in orange county. very interesting. she thought

she'd bomb, but she did great. then we hit the normandie room and met

some really gross lesbian couple that told us they were lawyers

within 5 seconds of meeting us. they were disgusting, they were eating

burritos there and one of them kept belching these burrito/salsa

burps. i guess it was her contribute to cinco de mayo.

In response I wrote this.

On 5/6/07, Alisaspitz@aol.com wrote:
awesome. sounds fun

In a message dated 5/6/2007 1:42:11 PM Pacific Daylight Time, swillen@gmail.com writes:

what are you doing? trying your best to be overly-transparent? you're

clearly upset. cause i didnt call you back that day? cause ive been

unavailable the last couple days? cause i was hanging out with my

friend, tig? i dont know. i just think its a little ridiculous and am
wanting to know what, exactly, is going on.
I respond to this On 5/6/07, Alisaspitz@aol.com wrote:

I've had a really charmed weekend and I am utterly baffled by your letter.

We seem to really not be able to understand eachother and I think it just

feels pointless at this point. We had a sometimes fun fling and I think we

 both agree that it has come to its rightful end. I wish you the best, and

 feel that with your talent you will be fine.
In a message dated 5/6/2007 5:12:09 PM Pacific Daylight Time, swillen@gmail.com writes:
you dont think your four-word answers what was to my last couple emails were
unusual for our correspondance? fine if its true that you are being

totally honest and have no hostility towards me, then i did

misunderstand, but my gut says that once again you are being

overly-sensitive/jealous. if i responded to you that way, i would

expect that you too would say, ''whats going on wiht her." and of

course you once again are declaring and end to things. this is absurd.

fine. all i did was check in to see going on.

I responded to that with this - On 5/6/07, Alisaspitz@aol.com wrote:


im off to meet anna and her friends at the Abbey so this will be short. Your
gut is just plain wrong. I answered your e-mail with not much words because
I was in a hurry and even if I wasn't I just didn't know what to say about

gross lesbians belching. We just have different backgrounds or something and
we are not compatible as friends etc. why are you acting so upset? I'm
completely dumbfounded by your hostility. It is totally not fun anymore forme and I'm trying to end it nicely.



Subject:

Re: further silliness.

Date:

5/7/2007 12:52:17 AM Pacific Daylight Time



From:

swillen@gmail.com



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To:

Alisaspitz@aol.com

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you do too have something to say about gross lesbians belching. you

always do. i tell you about gross lesbians all the time and you

comment on them. you know you have drastically curtailed your

messages to me in the last couple days, and its weird that it

coincides witht the time i hung out with tig for two days straight.

this is very similar to when you wouldnt admit what going to the

"bathroom" meant when we were at teh coach and horses, and i am sick

of drawing the truth out of you because you cant be big enough to

admit anything. im not hostile, im annoyed. you are almost laughable:

"its not fun for me anymore, and im trying to end it nicely." whats

not fun? we didnt even have a fight. i noticed you were being weird

and short so i called you on it. what happened in those two days that

made it so unfun for you.? if i had to guess what you are doing with

that last sentence, "It is totally not fun anymore for me and I'm

trying to end it nicely. " id guess you are trying to gain some kind

of control so you dont feel like a complete patsy, as you say.



and just so you know, i am fine with ending things, i just wish that

you would own up to your shit and be honest, but then again, that

would make me attracted to you, so maybe its best you keep being

phony.


 I wrote back On 5/7/07, Alisaspitz@aol.com wrote:

My goodness, you are not just nuts you are bad, and full of cliches. though

it is amusing to see you make up all kinds of scenerios to convince yourself

of what you want to be convinced of-- I want you out of my life. I don't

want to be rude but I am not attracted to you anymore and frankly find you

intolerable and grotesque. you are obviously very upset and I can' t pretend

that I care. I don't think I ever really did. My first impression of you as

a creep should have been my last but I was bored.SCRAM

Subject:

Re: further silliness.



Date:

5/7/2007 9:28:26 AM Pacific Daylight Time



From:

swillen@gmail.com



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To:

Alisaspitz@aol.com



;wow. you are amazing. so... im to believe that you are no longer

attracted to me anymore and find me tolerable and grotesque

you are such a fucking insecure liar. sorry you had to fake end things

scram? fucking pathetic. i willl, gladly.





>



Subject:

Re: further silliness.

Date:

5/7 3:03 PM

From:

swillen@gmail.com



you are hilarious.



On 5/7/07, Alisaspitz@aol.com wrote:
 I simply am no longer attracted to you. These things happen. You should try

 to understand this: good people want to beleive the best of people and they

will give bad people chances but your chances ran out. No need to get so

 ugly. Beleive me I could decimate you if I wanted to but I just don't have

 the need to tell the truth to a tiresome cliche. Now, be

gone.

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Date:

6/18 12:35 PM

From:

swillen@gmail.com




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Date:

6/18/2007 12:35:35 PM Pacific Daylight Time



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On 6/18/07, Alisaspitz@aol.com wrote:


 I don't know how to set up my voice mail yet so i have 2 messages but have

; no idea how to hear them or who sent them. ADD i'm sure. These things are

near impossible for me. how was your weekend.

. when do you want to do the key thing?














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Date:

7/18/2007 12:20:15 PM Pacific Daylight Time



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>this is her latest. again, these are the nice emails. ill dig up a bad

one for you. what a nut.

>

> ________________________________
















Subject:

Re: janice is a very sick individual



Date:

3/12/2007 4:38:27 PM Pacific Daylight Time



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swillen@gmail.com



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THIS IS WHAT TIG SAID:

if it's sold out i won't be able to get you in, but look at my dates, tell

me when you want to come and i'll let you know what works.

I TOO BUSY TO CHECK



On 3/12/07, stephanie Willen wrote:

> i doubt she can get us on tonight....i emailed and asked what would be

> a good show to go to--ie, where she can get us on the list in time. i

> really want you to do open mic!

>

> On 3/12/07, Alisaspitz@aol.com wrote:

> >

> >

> >. tell me if were on for the

> > largo thing tonight or I'll do an open mic. I'm off to do some errands be

> > back in 2 hours or so.

> > how is work?

> >

> >

> > ________________________________

> > AOL now offers free email to everyone. Find out more about what's free from











Subject:

Re: janice is a very sick individual



Date:

3/12/2007 5:39:08 PM Pacific Daylight Time



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swillen@gmail.com



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so tonights show doesnt say sold out? none of them do? also, we could

always just go hang out at the improv or whatevs with her and you

could "schmmoooz"


Willen tries to get me to see tig shows and I'm just not motivated.


On 3/12/07, Alisaspitz@aol.com wrote:

>

>

I checked her myspace and It's mostly TBA type things or too far awy. Oh

 well. She knows so many people I sort of know.



> when I did that show in austin with lisa delarious  we booked zach

galifini...kis's brother( mike? or steve?) to read a short story. small

world. Do you have a myspace page?



Subject:

Re: please lets change the subject. Janice is sort of your mothers name by ac...

Date:

3/14/2007 11:15:28 AM Pacific Daylight Time



From:

swillen@gmail.com
Reply To:To:

Alisaspitz@aol.com

From willen

please call me when you get home so i know that you did and please

write your jokes down and im going to get tracy's video camera and im

going to find a cigar bar then im going to call it a day.
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