This is what I have to say:
How does she do it? How does Felise Rae Cohen Kalpakian juggle so much and still have time to not just request a flyer from Flappers, but to post it at the Temple??? This is a "woman" who wears way too many hats. It is no wonder that she alleges fibromyalgia. She is spread too thin. No pun intended. If I said she spread herself too fat, the pun would be intended.
Most would look at this grossly out of shape and unkempt yenta, and never know that she makes time to not only tirelessly persecute innocent defendants in Los Angeles, but she has gotten all sorts of letters after that long name, now. NSM MPS PMS whatever. Such acronyms signify that Felise is now certified to put all your chakrahs out of alignment, and then get you thrown in jail, or dangerous mental hospitals, if you complain. Well, that's what I suspect, if you consider Felise's ugly past as a ruthless liar, who would sacrifice her firstborn for a promotion.
With all due disrespect, I write this blog to applaud this waste of space lovingly known by smited city attorney, Martin Boags, as "my soul(less)mate" for putting up flyers for the flappers comedy club. Tig Notaro is a long time patron of flappers and she too applauds you, Lady Felise . Even the old folks would!