Sunday, February 7, 2016

Something is very wrong with Keystone Keilbasa faced cop, John Gregozek and the Office of the L.A City Attorney - Mary Singer's post Pellicano lawyering in case 8CA10541

Work in progress.  So much more to do.  

The part that starts on July 9th 2009, and leads to the end of trial , is most astounding aspect of this malicious prosecution. 

That is almost done, but as you will see, it will get unbearably sinister, lawless, and complicated. I also have a few documents that I need to access. they are in a broken desktop but I learned a way to get them and will do so ASAP. I dropped some documents I'll need later at the bottom so they only makes sense to me. I didn't remember having them so when I saw them I saved here so I can access them easily. Just ignore those for now etc. 




Part 1

The allegations as presented Gregozek's report, search warrants, and then in the trial breif of Katie Ford no matter the facts available to them at each time. Then, the  appeals decision that was posted online, on November 16th 2009. How that appeal was fixed for Lavely and Singer. That date -November 16th 2009- is very relevant as you will see.

b. proving how false the allegations were and how the false narrative was maintained, and furthered due to the power and pull of Nick Kroll, Lavely and Singer and then the LAPD's corrupt "Threat Management Unit." Some context re: the fix, by someone other than myself

https://losangeleslessconfidential.wordpress.com/




Part 2- TMU and getting Mathilde "Tig" Notaro "awarded" with a restraining order through Nick Kroll and Lavely and Singer connections. Since the order was "procured" by fraud,and perjury it was a void order. Get into how Judge Rosenberg again followed no low and refused to listen to my motion to reconsider due to void order. Talk about efforts to convince every lawyer of the law of void orders and how they kept ignoring it.

b. TMU rejects the case and returns only when Notaro is served with a Defamation suit. John Gregozek says, " What could I do. you sued her didn't you." as the answer to the question: How can filed such bogus charges.



Part 3-  Retaliation for defamation complaint and for filing an appeal against Mathilde "Tig" Notaro. Criminal Prosecution- Case 8CA10541

b. the non stop retaliations in the criminal courts, and outside of court (broken car windows, scott boxenbaum and harris wittels defamation online, assault by Val Myers and other harrasments and abuses) for any civil court moves we made or any defense show, by me or the public defender. Fudged minute orders and judges, Lavely and Singer, prosecutors and cops following no law.
The addition of charges that MAKE NO SENSE. The rejections of plea offer after plea offer by me and how the LAPD's Threat Management, Lavely an Singer prosecutors, and even judges would break law after law to please Marty Singer or Nick Kroll,

c. Sister's lawsuit against Notaro lost when Elizabeth Grimes cites police showing up as reason for dismissal and granting of Anti Slapp Motion. The kicker is that the police did not show up on april 12th 2008 and Notaro, Mark Flanagan caught in huge lie that should have had allowed me to clear my name and be free of the malicious prosecution

Part 4- The competency court conspiracy. Division 95. Kafka wouldn't believe it. Stalin would smile.


a,The  18 man raid. Jail. Division 95. Judge Samantha Jessners, Karla Kerlin, Maria Stratton's and Robert Vanderet's incredible corruption and cruelty.
b.  on September 14th 2009, Martin Boags finds massive amounts of exculpatory evidence and what does he do.. adds four more bogus charges as a means to terrorize me into any plea.

c. what those charges were and how they'd be dismissed a month after being added because again I would not accept the plea bargains ... all no jail informal diversion or formal(when they added baseless charges).



Part 5- Trial - 2 charges acquitted by judge on oral motion by Alissa Malzman Sterling. Last charge thrown by Alissa Malzman Sterling because as she'd later admit, " I work for the city, Alisa." She didn't admit she threw the charge but all the evidence will prove she did. She responded with " I work for the city" when I tried to get important documents she was withholding(insert emails) But despite her efforts to hand the malicious prosecution one charge- Judge Randolph Moore would dismiss that "in the interests of judge. All three dismissals are extremely rare and indicate that the judge understood this was a malicious prosecution.

b. How the against the law denials of the right to "collaterally attack" the validity of the restraining order led to me having to even write this because that denial by the judge, prevented me and my family from getting the justice we deserved

Part 6- Redressing Grievances in a system fixed by Marty Singer and Jules Kroll's son, Nick
 b. harassment and circumstances that would lead us to have to flee L.A. How Judge Richard Fruin behaved and how he dismissed a very valid and high damages suit due to what must have been calls by Kroll or Lavely and Singer.Show how lawless was the dismissal and the things Judge Fruin said just a month before someone got to him

Part 7- Tig Notaro's supposed cancer makes a splash.


Part 8- Learning her cancer story is filled with striking inconsistencies, Learning about how Nick Kroll is behind what I have no doubt is a well orchestrated cancer scam.


Part 9 - November 2013- Learning about Nick Kroll and how he INFLUENCED all of it. And, how hard he's been trying to rig the "alternative comedy" scene. Learning about his family and their connections to the TMU, and so many in the L.A court system.

Nearly identical scenario https://wikispooks.com/wiki/Ian_Puddick





Chronology of a Conspiracy - April 7th 2008 till the present- February 2016

(Yes, a conspiracy. They happen. It just means more than one were involved and many people were involved here.)


(Note- the allegations made by Notaro and others as to April 7th to April 29th 2008 will be included at the bottom, or in another linked post,until I can figure out a way for it to not mess up the presentation. I can overwhelmingly prove that every allegation was not just false, but from the minute Notaro contacted John Gregozek, the fix was in - due to her connection to Nick Kroll and due to Nick Kroll getting then obscure struggling comedian, Notaro - the services of the infamous, Marty Singer...)


On April 30th 2008, Detective John Gregozek wrote out this report, after being contacted "via phone" by a Mathilde "Tig" Notaro.Displaying april 30th 2008 redacted report.jpg





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The document would be altered to dismiss the original report that would put Stephanie Willen as a witness. Note: no mention of Heidi Feigin as being involved or the many other real witnesses. There was never any dispute that Willen was not present yet Gregozek still put that in. I'm guessing that as of 8/14/08 when they intended to please Nick Kroll and by proxy - Tig Notaro- they added that this wasn't true when they submitted it to prosecutors because the prosecutors would find out.


 Please take note of that date of "rejected info"- August 14 2008. It is very significant, and alone shows that the charge was filed only after Notaro knew of the civil suit, and not before as would be there narrative.

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there had to have been videotape but they would not turn any over to us, after we requested it. There should have been signed witness statements. There were many witnesses to these alleged incidences in packed clubs where the allegations were in packed clubs or outside with lines of people that down the road would be pushed. Also lock down for hours of popular clubs on a Saturday night at Largo with police called and coming... so many witnesses. so many statements could have been taken.





The  allegations in John Gregozek's "investigative report," were not only false, but very early on John Gregozek knew they were false. Very early on he had no plausible deniability, as you will see very soon.

 I even sent him emails about witnesses and various emails that proved Notaro and Willen were lying. I sent James Hoffman and Jeff Dunn evidence that showed that all of this was a fraud. (will be included)

From the minute Gregozek drafted that report, according to evidence(the fact that he inserted a false incidence number when no incident number existed in this case) and the fact that real names are omitted and only those he knew were complicit( Nick Kroll and Mark Flanagan were named) Then a few city attorneys would also know these allegations were invented by a  malicious woman with the unbearably inane name - "Tig" Notaro.


This paragraph alone says so much- 

We will break down every sentence in a different blog post(and show you that not one of these allegations would stay consistent and that witnesses for me would show it all a complete lie) but for now, note how Gregozek is not naming the "friend." No naming of "security" names. Not even a naming of the officers who somehow concluded that there was no crime despite the serious allegations Kroll and Notaro would later make about this "incident,"- violence, trespassing, disorderly conduct etc. As you'll see the court minutes will soon say that these nameless officers concluded their was no crime but hey they arrested me on that date...


Only Nick Kroll is named.  I would like to reader to understand, right now, what kind of fraud was taking place here. Because as a law abiding person it bothers me a lot for anyone to think these things to be true.


What if I told you that Gregozek invented an incident report number for the occasion, because no such incident report was every made by those yet to be named officers?

What if I told you that despite what Mark Flanagan, Mathilde "Tig Notaro, and then Michael Grifee would say as to April 12th 2008-  and then what Gregozek would write in the coming two years as occurring - that they called police and police came that . this never happened. What if I told you Michael Grifee was a key witness in the restraining order hearing and that Mark Flanagan refused to talk to any investigator cause he knew he'd lied. What if I told you Nick Kroll has given a lot of funding to the Largo Theater/Music and comedy club?



A year and a half after Gregozek wrote this report, a Martin Boags (google him for a gasp) took over the "case" from Jennifer Waxler, and apparently Gregozek didn't give him the heads up...


Boags


 sees that incident report number. He sees in the minutes and maybe elsewhere- an arrest made even on April 29th 2008,  even when the report says the officers said there was no crime, and he sees a 911 call alleged and police coming to the scene on April 12th 2008:


Ok, so we can guess Boags is going to get a goldmine on April 12th 2008 alone: Notaro is running inside a night club and unnamed security or locking doors and me and my sister are pounding on doors and say you know hate crime types of things like "we're going to get that dyke" and security is locking in a Saturday night audience at the Largo theater FOR OVER AND HOUR. A few of Notaro's subsequent versions would have the lockdown with terrified audiences inside at 3 to four hours!

Of course, of course under these horrifying conditions the police would have to be called. And they were according to this, and they came too. But this narrative has these crazed Spitzer (sic) sisters fleeing after such mayhem,  and no one going to get them though Notaro knew where they lived, and they live maybe 2 miles away from Largo....



So let's see, so far, according to Gregozek, we  have police called and officers somehow deducing no crime ,but arresting me and Gregozek putting to paper in a police report that he has the incident number. We have witnesses to this- security, Mark Flanagan, Notaro, and Gregozek will in the next tow years submit that all these claims have been duly investigated and are true. As you will see he will swear to them, under penalty of perjury beginning in January of 2009 and then in July of 2009 and then on November 4th 2009 as he uses search warrants as a means to win a conviction against me while all along knowing this is all a Nick Kroll directed fraud.


On September 10th  2009, Boags  ordered all the documents associated  to the arrest and with an "unknown" incident number. 




We have to assume he wondered why Gregozek hasn't provided him such a number. But Gregozek does provide one incident number that he claims the unnamed Officers have supplied.



Request for arrest report and any reports associated with April 29th 2008 -




three days later he orders all the documents that must exist for April 12th 2008 and April 29th 2008.

Request for the 911



call that Notaor and Griffee woudl lie to under oath AND the REASON a Judge Elizabeth Grimes would cite as the reason she would grant Allison Sievers her Anti Slapp motion(we'll get to that)




What does Boags see when his request is fulfilled?

























So, Boags discovers these things on September 14th 2009 ( a year after the prosecution started)


1) There was no arrest though the minutes says there was

2) There was no 911 call ever made by Mark Flanagan or anyone on the night on April 12 2008. There was no incident number produced as to the night of April 29th 2008. In other words,Notaro Mark Flanagan and then Micheal Griffee were lying about making that call (further documents where they claim they did) and they and Notaro were lying about not just the call but that police arrived at any scene. 

3) There was no incident report or number in existence in this case. In other words, Gregozek invented one and had to have known that no such report existed when he drafted his reports, and then search warrants that included this number and allegations.

4) John Gregozek has been fixing reports to try and railroad someone. He has invented a fake number! AND< Notaro is the kind of liar who makes up lies that could have been easily shown to be lies.


5) Mark Flanagan and Micheal Griffee and posssible Kevin Seccia have all agreed to lie for Notaro for whatever reason, As you will see that all those three had claimed to either have called the police themselves or to have witnessed the call or the arrival of these nonexistent officers of the law.



Let's get back/flash back to the chronology.


What Martin Baogs would do in response  on August 12th 2998 and lasting till March of 2010, is incredible and we'll get there in chronological order.






On May 1st 2008, Notaro or someone else files this in the Santa Monica Courthouse. Considering this is seems hard to believe that Lavely and Singer would file it or would have been the ones to draft it.




May 2 -

Here's May 2nd 2008 blown up.







On May 2nd 2008 Detective Hoffman Serial Number 30708, Defoe Serial Number 27180, and Gregozek(no serial number included) Responded to Notaro's residence. Notaro identified Spitzberg by photograph.

Note: Beyond skimpy on detail. Three Detective from an elite LAPD Unit drive from Downtown L.A to Santa Monica to respond to a residence? Since when do residence's speak or identify people, by one photograph? Was one witness statement ever taken of Notaro. What about those three roommates she listed on the Restraining order. We'll get to those three roommates very soon.


While Three Detectives ponder why a residence is the one to speak to in such instances-

Notaro or her lawyers or someone has filed this with the Santa Monica Court.


You see, Mathilde "Tig" Notaro doesn't just want a restraining order. She wants a special one. The ones reserve for cases so extreme that even the due process benefit of notice be denied the soon to be restrained. But she is not required to fill the required information out because....


This too appears to have been filed on May 5yh


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There is a lot of stuff going on this page. But it would take me nearly six years to understand that the most important few lines were these. More exactly the who was there part and the name, Nick Kroll.





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page 4





Page 5 

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It is not shocking that a judge would grant such an order since temp orders are notoriously rubber stamped( In L.A, at least) but to grant one without notice to me based on these two documents- Where absoltely not one reason is given... Well, how to explain that.

 the earlier one has a case number while the later one does not - which I just don't yet understand














So whomever this judge was granted it to Notaro, and we must assume due to the documents- her representatives at the Lavey and Singer Lawfirm



Temporary order pg 1


Page 2




page 4 temp  




OK, no due process. No hearing. Not even notice. Based on violence and stalking. Not just against Notaro but Notaro wants me to be restrained from three men I've never heard of. She will claim these three men -- Kjell Bjorgen, Chris Fairbanks, and Thomas Sharpe-- are her roommates. Implicit in that is that I somehow without any such allegation- pose a threat to these people who reside in her home.


 But there is a hearing to make this CLETS order permanent.


Please note this the entirety of the file when it comes to the request and then the granting of the order. only Notaro's affidavit. No affidavits from the many witnesses she'd then list. 

We found this later, on the back of one of the pages.


But, nothing but this. No police reports. 

If you look at this, which involves the same Police Officers, John Gregozek and the same Lawfirm, Lavely and Singer. Well, you'll see that somethng is not right here.


Ok, so unbenowst to me on August 30th 2008, Notaro contacted Gregozek and he filled out the report seen above. Then on May 2nd 2008 he, Detective Martha Defoe and Detective James Hoffman went to a residence and spoke to it. Somehow Notaro identified me by one photo.  

Here's that again-  


What did this crack team of "Elite" Detectives do next?

No evidence of any other activity pursuant to the "Investigation" for May 3rd or 4th or 5th, but on May 6th 2008, I'd learn much later(because none of this was to be found in the file in the Santa Monica Court) In other words, I was left completely in the dark.


Here we see that Gregozek  interviewed Notaro via telephone and completed an investigative report.

That was not an investgative report. It was the claims of malicious liar, made by phone,  and no investigation was ever conducted by Gregozek as to those allegations.





Evidence: NONE ETC.
Then, he 


 "obtained printed out emails and online forums written by Spitzberg about Notaro from Notaro's attorney, Alison Sivers (note his tendency to misspell her name repeatedly, as you see, even though he knows her very well)

Note: not one of these alleged "emails and forums" were ever presented as evidence. Emails I gave gregozek were exculpatory.


That is  all that Gregozek did in order to "investigate" Notaro claims of stalking or any of her claims. It would turn out that he and Hoffman would actively refuse to talk to anyone but Matilde "Tig" Notaro and Stef Willen by phone, over the course of the entire two years that would follow Notaro's phone call to Gregozek. And he would submit the phone report as gospel, over and over and over again.

According to him, by now he interviewed Notaro "via telephone" then drove to the offices of Lavely and Singer. Then once again he did the via telephone thing and spoke to a Stephanie "Stef" Willen by phone


This is the entirety of what he'd write about his errand boy work for Lavely and Singer and his phone chat with grifter, Stef Willen.




On May 7th 2008 Gregozek and Hoffman came to our door. Read more about it here.

Insert link to Misdemeanor of the Century or cut and past the part about May 7th 2009







In subsequent search warrants, he'd tell the assorted judge under penalty of perjury this:




Please note that these statement made by Gregozek are lies. He is making things up and he is pretending that he has investigated the claims made to him by Notaro and Willen and that they have been proven true. In fact, they were proven false.

As do his notes which very mysteriously omit my mother completely. Since my mother and sister, though put in separate rooms retold the same set of facts apparently it was't relevant to his assisting Marty Singer and Nick Kroll's dear friend in having whatever they wanted accomplished.


Insert misdemeanor of century and how the "interview" went down.



As of May 7th 2008, there is no indication in any record, that any member of the LAPD's Threat Management Unit engaged in any form of investigation related to Notaro's desire to press charges for stalking.

Later though we'd see that John Gregozek did do something between May 7th and May 28th of 2008. He filed this with Judge Gerald Rosenberg's court




Of course I was going to respond to these allegations. Allegations that I, my sister, and my mother(and many potential witnesses)could prove wrong.

insert statement by Gregozek and Hoffman 


But was tracking down these witnesses necessary. according to these detective it was not and so I was sure my response was enough.


write about our meeting and phone call with lawyers etc. Write about how Notaro went out of her way to post to her myscpace that she would not be in town on the date of the hearing. paste the original webpage screenshot.




May 28th 2008


 makePDF "Hearing..






































Minutes of that "hearing" 




page 2








Note these things,- substitution of attorney. judge made it last case. . sister was key witness. removed from court. the record has omitted this very important fact. one of Rosenberg's sherrifs told my sister that she had to leave till she testified though this same thing did not apply to Notaro and her "witnesses." When my sister tried to return to court the door was locked. So this was a set up from the begginning.


And, here's the void order granted by Judge Gerald Rosenberg. As you can see Notaro not only listed herself but three roommates, Chris Fairbanks, Thomas Sharpe, and Kjell Bjorgen. For this day Notaro 


Notaro crosses out Stephanie Willen's name. but for no reason that is completely clear she wants these men who are never mentioned in the heairng or the hearing or her affidavit - KJell Bjorgen, Chris Fairbanks, Tom Sharpe to have restraining orders against me . We'll get into that later cause that real interesting. 

Please Note how it says LAPD and not TMU. Please refer to Jennifer Anniston/Lavely and Singer/threat management unit to see how strange that is. Please also note the date at the bottom. November 7th 2008. it is very relevant as you'll see.


So now Judge Gerald Rosenberg  



 had granted Notaro want she wanted... later Notaro and her attorney would describe it as "awarded." He'd done so by fudging the minutes to make it seem as if a key witness wasn't present and he did so without making any effort to notice that Notaro's affidavit and court testimony made it clear that she was doing this maliciously, She could not keep one sentence of her affidavit straight. Her "witnesses" were not listed in the affidavits and they all contradicted eachother. None were seperated. But then we just had two of her statements. Soon we'd have many more.






Next step- Appeal...

What other remedies? What do you do when you suddenly have a ruined record. And worse than that the reason for your moving to Los Angeles has been destroyed by one stranger who has set in motion a character assassination based on nothing but ... you don't even know. You just know that Notaro had decided to turn me into a violent stalker that she feared and needed protection from

 We'd find out later about Motions to Reconsider and Void Judgement, but at that time... we were told an appeal was the only remedy. It also seemed obvious that Notaro had defamed me, had commited "fraud on the court. Soon with some research it was clear that Malicious prosecution" " Abuse of Process" and Infliction of Emotional harm applied.And so that process began.

On June 29th I filed the notice of appeal.



You had to serve the defendant with Notice of filing so In early July I took the measures required to serve Notaro with "Notice of Appeal," 







 So on July 15th the process server sheriff deputy gave up.



Can't remember the exact details, but judging by the record, she was served and the appeal process was started a short time afterwards.

Next step was the defamation suit and doing whatever it took to clear my name and not to have an ugly and malicious and illegal restraining order on my record.


From May 28th 2008 on I was sure not all was lost. I knew she'd taken measures to have me banned from Largo and The Improv but I imagined that her malice and hatred knew some bounds.


July 14th



So as far as I knew as of July 14th 2008 I was about to serve her with a defamation suit that would not just pave the way to clearing my name, but  make her face the consequences of what I knew to be her fraud, malice and perjury.

I had even paid a laywer 5K to help me with the complaint. His name is Richard Fine and what became of him is too strange to easily believe. But in my case, he ran off with the money and later on due to incredibly bizzarre circumstance we were able to get it back...

On August 11th the suit was filed and on August 13th 2008 the civil suit for defamation, infliction of emotional distress was filed.

There would be no logic to me breaking a restraining order period. But considering that I was working on the civil suit which I paid 5 K to a laywer for and had filed a notice of appeal

 You'd have to flash forward a month and five or more days to know what new scene Notaro had created to retaliate for the civil suit and the notice of appeal. Or more exactly, what her Law firm Lavely and Singer and her friendship with Nick Kroll could invent to win at all costs.


On Septmeber 25th 2008, at the arraignment, A public defender, Anan Desai would make me aware of this but not give me a copy.





I did not "redact" the first page. And the second page was also full of "redactions" but eventually a clean copy was handed over. There is no legal basis for such redactins but Lavely and Singer and Gregozek new that presenting such redacted documents gave the impression of threat and menace to witnesses etc.

Interestingly this document would show up in the midst of the criminal prosecution to come


Vs the original
Remember this? 


What changed? Well, the redactions remained, but now they slip in James Hoffman's name.  You wonder why Detective Martha Defoe doesn't show up at all. Though she'll show up later in a few spectacular ways
Also the inked in part with certified docket?



Let's stop here and try and summarize-


So on August 1st 2008 John Gregozek is contacted by "Tig" Notaro.

According to any record, as of May 27th 2008(When Gregozek filed the proof of service with the court) the Threat Management unit did not show up to the restraining order and according to all papers handed over , they did not take on her case AKA vendetta.


Now Notaro is served with a civil suit that will, if allowed to proceed, hold her accountable for the mounting damages towards the target of her vendetta is what really was taking place.

But wait according to this .... Notaro didn't contact Gregozek after she received the civil suit. 

Let's blow some of this up





As you can see - date and time of occurrence 7/14/08

Date and time reported to PD - 8/01/2008

so who reported it to the PD SEVENTEEN DAYS later?


In this "updated report" that we know is updated due to Hoffman and the "court docket thing"





Susp contacted Vict through Win in violation of court order. 

Check out the person reporting box... no one. That would become a another thing that none of the defense lawyers would exploit.









So we have to assume someone contacted PD 17 days after a crime, and no one saw fit to write who reporting said crime? One report is only signed by Gregozek the next it's Gregozek and Hoffman.


Now looking at this ...



 it would take a lot to see what it wrong with this alteration to the original report. And it would only strike me as wrong,  2years later, when I considered this document that I was only given- after trial was over.


And that is confirmed here:






Note the date on the bottom of the order- It was three months after the criminal charge was brought.

So a police report is altered or plain updated for the same date - August 1st 2008 and as that above document shows Gregozek and Now Hoffman submitted the certified Restraining order and proof of service to the court to start the prosecution.

Well, first I was never served with the order. This maybe was a technicality or it was legal. I've never figured that one out still and none of the defense lawyers that would be involved would try to make anything of it.


And throughout the 19 months that would follow, this would be the only report made as to this first charge.


Ok, so on the next page we are told of the crime that underlies the criminal charge to be filed come August 25th 2015th 2008. The charge charge that Gregozek would tell my mother was added due to "What could I do you sued her didn't you" a few months after it was in the court.








But Gregozek is not going to admit that. And he's going to make sure to fabricate the real reason behind his actions. He will date the report August 1st 2008 and not make any note that the person he long knows is no victim called him after she was served with a civil suit.









And based on that, this would all begin in a different court - the criminal courts. I will show you (later on in this uh PRESENTATION) that once again nothing in these reports were true. Martha Kelly is lying. Notaro is lying and John Gregozek and others at the TMU are involved in a railroading as retaliation for the viable defamation suit filed against Notaro.

Sometime after August 19th 2008, I'd get this in the mail


After receiving this in the mail a lawyer I had been speaking to told me to call the city attorney's office to get any details as to the allegations underlying this s since I had no clue due to the fact that I hadn't broken any laws and I hadn't broken any restraining order. The letter also indicated that further charges might exist so I called and asked to speak to anyone handling the case. A man got on the phone and I asked him the questions Richard Fine told me to ask. The man asked me the number of the case and I told him. The man took a minute or so and then said, " I can't wait to get you."
That sounds like something no one would believe and I could not believe it. I said, " Did you just you can't wait to get me" and the man said, " Yes. Of course I was in a state of disbelief and horror and all I could think to ask was his name. "Ed Gaultier" he said, and hung up. I'm not a crier but after this I became to cry somewhat hysterically.... I got on the phone and called the same number and told the woman answered what this man just told me and she laughed a kind of unhappy laugh and sad, "That's Ed for you. " I called whatever number I could think of and kept getting told that this was common behavior for City Attorney Ed Gaultier.



The minutes of Case 8CA10541 begin. Minutes as misnomer.



The minutes of the court would evidence an arrest and a bail amount for this charge but that is completely false. LAPD hollywood or Threat Management Unit did not arrest me and there would be no bail amount other than Own Recognizance. Why they would put this info on the minutes and never correct it is mystery. My theory is that this mght have impart guilt or "probable cause" that did not exist and this could influence the opinions of judges, prosecutors and even defense attorneys who didn't know better.




As you will see there was no bail appearance date on January 13th 2009 or any date. Another mystery where all I have is speculation. So bail posted in december of 12/4/09 but appearance date on January 13th 09. As you will see when January 13th 09 comes.... this entry makes no sense.

Note that the these minutes were the last one's I picked up from the court so no one can make the argument that these were typos or innocent mistakes that were cleared up at any point.


Anyone looking would think an arrest took place that relates to the initial filing of the charge or any charge. In fact no bail ever would be given based on any charge but get back to that later because it requires a lot of context to explain how false these minutes are.
Let's skip the top part -  but please note that the arrest and bail listed are dated a year and four months after the first charge. I'll just say that there was no arrest or bail set(other than own recognizance) related to this charge or any charges to come. That sounds confusing and it is, but will become clear much later on.



Ok so how does any criminal prosecution start? When a prosecutor agrees to file a charge based on what the police bring them.

So,




 Case filed:
 August 25th 2008- one count- 273.6(A) - Violation of a restraining order. And this document evidences that such a filing took place on that date 

Well, this is the document that arrived in the mail to tell me that such a file was charged.... UH.... after the letter was sent.



As you can see a charge is filed but a letter sent predates the filing - Not sure if that makes sense to someone familiar with procedure - i.e is it normal to sent a letter before you file?


And in light of the mention of bail and arrest, let's just look to see if any arrest took place subsequent to filing of the single charge: As the minute show the arrest and bail reference a date

These are the only documents handed over, over the course of this 23 month prosecution related to that-

Note how it says that this was filed on August 25th 2008 and "executed" on August 12th 2009




Yet on the next page of the same document it says that it was executed on August 19th 2008





So after the fact of the filing of the charge we would guess that John Gregozek has applied for an arrest warrant even though this was a misdemeanor - which he did not witness and where no stalking charge was granted him. Plus, we see that no attachment or any detail is given to support the granting of such an arrest warrant. We know no such warrant was allowed him because there was no arrest made.


And on August 4 2009 NOT 2008 Gregozek drafts this... It is only turned over after the trial was over and discovery was requested for the civil case that followed the criminal trial.




Please take a LOT OF note of the date  of that document - August 4th 2009-and wonder why a year later, he'd draft something like that.. Why not a year before?My theory is that considering my powerless vs the power of Marty Singer and Kroll, there was no anticipation that I'd do anything but plea when innocent and so when August 4th came and they decided to derail the trial and all the exposure that should have re resulted, Gregozek was told they needed to supply certain documents to satisfy what would become the most insane episode of this malicious prosecution - the attempt to have me buried in a hospital for the criminally insane,  and so Gregozek came up with the above for the purposes of THIS -

 Note: there is no date on this document and though I have efforts to find the date when this was drafted I was stonewalled repeatedly

And Gregozek had to keep up the pretense to close the deal but what they'd started on July 29th 2009(we'll explain that when that date comes... was foiled in a spectacular way once and then Twice and Judge Maria STratton was forced to cross this out in a huff. We saw her cross it out so that is not conjecture






 Le'ts crop the bottom part for a closer look to the done deal of December 1 2009.








But that would happen a year and two months after the criminal prosecution began. And how it would start, continue, and the details of how it all went down will have to wait .... cause that demands a lot of detail and context.


Where are we? Let's forget about what was to come and get back to Page 1 of the minutes.... September 25th 2008 - An arraignment court on Bauchet Street in Los Angeles, California.



page 1 of the minutes involves that  arraignment, and another order of some sort being granted the "Victim," in this case..by Judge Dennis Landin.


Here's a crop from the first page of the minutes-




Ok, the date change from October 1st 2008 ( as seen in the summons letter of August 19 08) is due to me realizing that the arraignment was scheduled on the first day of Rosh Hashannah, so we found out you can go in and advance the date so that's what we did and so the October 1st date was vacated.

notable things that happened at the arraignment. Desai asked me " is this a joke." And then he told me and then he made his business to tell my mother, "I'd be happy to take this case to trial." He read me from the police reports that were NOT filed in the Santa Monica Court in order to get the temp or permanent restraining order and I was thrilled that now we had three versions that would prove far and above any shadow of a doubt that this was all a fraud on the part of Notaro et al.



At the same arraignment something else happened, that I didn't know happened till many months in.


Without Hearing or notice and based on no demand heard on any record, by any prosecutor or police or anyone present in court - Judge Dennis Landin took it upon himself to sign off on  a Domestic Violence Criminal Protective order. Landin did so without the benefit of due process - a hearing of any kind- and despite the fact that it has never been in dispute that notaro and I did not know each other much less have a domestic partnership of any kind.


The public defender assigned that day, Anan Desai, did not see it has part of his job, we can assume, to fight such a clear violation of what was right and lawful. Such an order would meet with a spectacular future, during trial, a year and a half after Landin signed off to it.


The order:




As you can see, from the minutes and these documents no hearing or even forewarning(notice) of any kind was made prior to Landin's rubber stamping a domestic violence/family violence order. also very notable that the judge dd this without any request from a prosecutor on any record. it was just signed by him and put into the record with out me being informed it existed.
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Note the notes on the bottom of the green paper - FV= Family Violence DV- Domestic Violence

So " FV DV etc"

It has never been in dispute that me and Notaro were strangers. Not even acquainted much less family or domestic relations. This order granted to the prosecution(or more exactly- Lavely and Singer and Gregozek) was not legal in any way.

The public defender present and representing me was very nice and very on my side but he did nothing to protect my due process at the time, and much much later- In March of 2010, this lawless and baseless order would return in a spectacular way. We'll get to that when March of 10 comes, but Katie Ford, Alissa Malzman Sterling and Judge Ronald Moore know what I'm talking about.



Next Pretrial - October 16th 2008

 October of  08 was not uneventful- 

On October 12th in the course of working to appeal Notaro's restraining order and now another thing I'd learned " a motion to reconsider for void order, I stumbled upon this....

I put it together in a separate link


http://henypire.blogspot.com/2015/12/ben-pomeroy-and-thomas-sharpe-showing.html


You can read the whole thing or just the comments but the GIST is that Thomas Sharpe ......was not living with Notaro at the time of any of these allegation and he never lived with her at any time.


Thom Sharpe.- Remember him ?


Well if not I'll refresh ---


Here's Thoma Sharpe in both the temp order and the order after heairng(though he is not mentioned in any way in either other than being one of her three roommates)



He's listed third - Age 39- Yes marked off when asked "living with you?" and relationship - Friend

Here just listed as now of of four "Protected people" for Notaro's ex parte restraining order.




Here Thom Sharpe shows up again when Rosenberg signs off to whatever Notaro wants



Notaro crosses out Stephanie Willen's name. but for no reason that is completely clear she wants these men who are never mentioned in the heairng or the hearing or her affidavit - KJell Bjorgen, Chris Fairbanks, Tom Sharpe to have restraining orders against me . We'll get into that later cause that real interesting.





So Notaro is claiming, under oath, that Thomas Sharpe is her friend who lives with her and Chris Fairbanks and a Kjell Bjorgen as of May 5th 2008 and as of May 28th 2008 all these guys are still living with her.




Here's the comments made by Thomas Sharpe on his article for City Beat Magazine

posted by erin on 10/09/08 @ 08:41 a.m. 
Tom,
great article about your roommate. You should mention that you live together.

posted by hogre on 10/09/08 @ 05:23 p.m. 
Hogre, 
There is an insinuation in your comment. Allow me to clarify:
Tig and I have performed in several shows together and I consider her a friend. While we've exchanged the occasional email and phone call, I haven't seen her in person in over 10 months. We have never been roommates. There was some talk a number of months ago about a group of comics renting a house together-- I was one of those comics. While Tig and a couple of other comics did move forward with that plan, I've never even set foot in the place. Curious to know how you could possibly have heard about any of this, or where you got your erroneous information that I was currently her roommate. 

Here's who I am: 
I'm a standup comic who's been at it for well over a decade-- this past year and a half I've been inactive due to illness. I know and am on friendly terms with probably half of the comedians in Los Angeles. No exaggeration. Hundreds and hundreds of them. I love comics, from big shot headliners to first year open mikers. You can't do comedy in LA for as long as I have without becoming friends with your fellow comics. (Not unless you're antisocial. Which I'm not, Erin, even though I was a bedwetter and one of the best.) When the editor asked me about writing about comedy for citybeat from time to time I expressed concern. I could write about some brilliant comics, but many of them might also happen to be my friends. It was unavoidable. That's the circle that I run in. Was that a problem? 
She thought I could work it out. Here's my promise: If I write about a comic, they're going to be relevant and excellent at their craft. If there's a relevant relationship, I will disclose it.
posted by tomsharpe on 10/10/08 @ 12:34 a.m. 

Down the road we would learn from Chris Fairbanks himself that he too never lived with Notaro and we'll  get to that, But as of October 10th 2008 it seemed a great find that would lead to this all being over soon.



Page 2 - October 16 2008.Case moved to Clara Folz Courthouse AKA Downtown - First pretrial


Let's go date by date

October 16th 2008 - First pretrial. First plea offer, I see Anan Desai and he is very friendly but he tells me that though he has asked, they will not let him take on my case. Jose Ruvalcaba will be my public defender, but I am told he's "running late."



About five minutes after I get into court, I'm  approached by a public defender named Nicky Meehan. Though she said she was not my appointed public defender, she proceeded to tell me that I got really lucky and have been offered the best possible plea in the criminal justice system. "Informal Diversion" is what she told me it was called. The offer was "12- 24 anger management classes." She wasn't sure how many houres but " Everyone can benefit from anger management." 

Those classes b and "stay out of trouble for a year" and none of this would show up on my record.

Well, since I was only angry that Id been falsely accused and since I'd never mismanaged my anger in any way that would ever require court intervention and since Notaro was lying her vicious ass off and since none of this was one bit kosher- I told her that no way would I take any plea.  I also had not gotten into trouble due to my own actions so no way ...Meehan became comically angry at me turning down this "amazing and rare deal."  I asked her why she thought I was the beneficiary or such an amazing deal and she said " Because it's a bullshit case." This seemed to get her even angrier at me,She became abrupt and nasty and began telling me how bad the system was. She was so angry and nasty  that I left that interaction by telling her I thought she could benefit from anger management. 

Soon after Jose Ruvalcaba showed up. We went outside and I told him all I had to prove my innocent blah blah blah and he told me to send it to him by email. I did so almost immediately.


on October 17th 2008-

I was deeply disgusted by now, of course. I now had enough evidence to convince anyone that Notaro had lied about ever paragraph in her affidavit, in court, to the police and instead of profuse apologies I am being offered strange plea deals given by abusive unassigned public defenders? We had sent Greogzek emails. We had caleld him on the phone. Talk about the phone calls with Defoe and Dunn too. I had begged Hoffman to talk to Sam Consuegra to be told in a laughing kind of way., " We are not goint to coffee shops to talk to witness for THIS" But hey maybe this good who played good cop so well. For now, as of October 17th 2008 he at least had to know about Thom Sharpe. And this email was given to us by Gregozek so it wasn't some blind email address I'd just guess at. it would go to that unit and it would get to Hoffman.






(Link to what I knew by now re; how her statements and those of Willen had proven to be strikingly inconsisten and about Lavely and Singer... insert Boxenbaum, Wittels, Ponce online defamation and go into some detail about the assualt by Val Myers.) Show email how fifteen minute spot at comedy show show in Santa Monica Cancelled.


Then, more relevant stuff would happen on October 30th 2008. Something I wouldn't learn till a year and a half later,

A city attorney, named Bernie Brown, orders the restraining order from the Santa Monica court after I refuse the October 16th 2008 plea offer. 

They order it on October 30th 2008, and they claim that since a trial is scheduled they need it by November 6th 2008. There was no trial and Bernie Brown will show up again falsely claiming a trial to come but I don't fully understand what Bernie Brown sought to achieve by these falsehoods.



 In other words, they added a criminal charge to me without even having the requisite orders and documents in their possession. And with no witness statemenst and nothing more than this John Gregozek's word.



Note: There was never any proof of service. The restraining order was not served on me. A proof of service was never produced. Gregozek would claim that court staff served it on me but that is false and he record bears that out.On top of the order being a void order due to fraud and perjury, no service occurred here and yet the prosecution proceeded.



I had no idea who Bernie Brown was then and would only learn his name much later when I was told to deliver my evidence to a city attorney named Jennifer Waxler and instead of her coming out, he did. I'd say to him how this has to stop and how Waxler is behaving unethically and he said, "Don't you understand I'm not on your side?"

I had no clue, and was given no clue by any one supposedly representing me, that they never even bothered to have the restraining order or asked to see the non existent proof of service


In that state of still being clueless, I wrote Hoffman again. At this point I don't think, we fully understood who Lavely and Singer were either.


(Go into some detail about  how Lavely andSinger represented the former head of this unit, Robert Martin and how the TMU is linked to Nick Kroll and famly.)

So here I plead with Detective James Hoffman



Please look closer at these paragraphs.



 Completely ignored by Hoffman,



I'm also being completely ignored by my assigned public defender. Despite him requesting me to send im my evidence by emain and then me sending it almost immediately I never hear from him and he won't answer the messages I leave at Public Defender office.  I call his supervisor and am told that Jose has been transferred but Jose told me that might happen so no big deal.


November 6th 2008. 

So Desai and Ruvalcaba are gone and I am greeted by Franica Tawn who tells me she's to be my assigned PD.  A few minutes in she  asks me, " Do you see Notaro in court?" I say "no" and ask why, She tells me "the subpoenad notaro to court today" 



The court dates comes and goes and no Notaro.

What isn't known from these minutes is that behind he scenes the high powered civil attorney for Notaro, the purported victim in this prosecution, was communicating by phone and email  to the city attorney's involved (Carlos Ramirez, in this instance) 

This is all I was given evidencing those communications between a Deputy CA Carlos Ramirez and Allison Hart Sievers of the Lavely and Singer law firm. the date in Sharpie-12/11/08 might be the date that my public defender received this info or not, because I never was told that Notaro was let out of a subpoena due to this "communication" by Tawn. 



The date on top is 12-11 08 and this was handed over in discovery wich is interesting since when Jennifer Waxler got on boards, she did not hand over the letters she was getting from Lavely and Singer, nor was she documenting their phone calls.


Then the second page is the only statement of any kind requested by the prosecutors as to this charge and as you can see it is not under oath etc. They would let her out of this subpoena on Lavely and Singer's lawyers requests. And, my public defender did nothing to remedy that.




Also of note: at this stage this discovery was handed over which will become significant when another city attorney, Jennifer Waxler, is put on the case and does not hand over communications from Lavely and Singer from the time she is given the case till the end of trial. Only during the civil case would we become aware of further communications between Marty Singers' right hand woman, Allison Hart Sievers, and the TMU and prosecutors. And as you can see there were phone calls that we don't know about.


What else went on .. talked to Franica. Sent her evidence etc.

Oh yea, what about the defamation suit we'd filed on August 11th 2008, against Mathilde "Tig" Notaro? The one that I have no doubt was the reason for Gregozek pressing a city attorney to file a criminal charge.

Well, the defamation complaint's  fate is a massive tale in itself - the short version: We'd hired some lawyer named Steven Low as an "of counsel" Meaning we didn't have enought money to to retain him but for 1,500 he agreed to give us advice and assist us with the lawsuit -


Almost immediately his only assistance would consist of him urging us to have it dismissed due to the criminal prosecution. Basically, he told us we could not win against Lavely and Singer as pro pers especially considering that so much of our energies were being squandered with this criminal prosecution- 


So as this  proof of service would show that we took Steven Lowe's advice



Let's blow that up a bit: 



I'd picked this up from Lowe's office and his secretary Samantha Jinson handed it to me... The handwriting of we had to guess had to be Samantha or Lowe or someone at Lowe's office struck me as strangely familiar.




HMMMMM- we'll go into the handwriting later...



Next court date December 11 2008



Not too eventful a date except for the fact that on that day after a lot of urging on my part, Franica Tawn, agreed she'd get me an investigator for the public defenders office and she told me to get her the names and any detail I knew of potential witnesses. 


I'd trusted Gregozek and Hoffman when they counsled that Notaro wouldn't even show up for the hearing. I'd fallen for a trick. But now it was time to haul ass

I'd gone to the coffee shop before and I'd been lucky to right away meet the manager of Tsumami. And right away he told me that "no offense I don't remember you" and I've been at every open mic since we started it and I was there that night" I told him what Notaro was saying had happened

instert what she said and what Stef Willen said,




Sam seemed amazed and said "that never happened. nothing happened that night. 


But that was before the criminal charge. This was done for the "Motion to Reconsider" To win that motion I had to show it was all a lie and so while in the area I went there. Sam added, " not just me. I can get you a lot of people to confirm that nothing happened."

A customer came in and I didn't want to impose more so that was that.

But now a criminal charges was brought. It was a very rainy night I remember, but me and my sister braced ourselves and drown from our West Hollywood Apartment to Silverlake.

We asked Sam to fill out the form that another lawyer had sent me by email -

And this is what he wrote on December 17th 2008



and Sam would maintain this observation a year and four months later when this all ended in a trial 





On December 19, Sister and I hauled ass again - The bouncer outside the Dime. If we did what Notaro and a few others were saying, he'd see it all. We even talked about what was happening and he was disgusted by how Mark Flanagan and Michael Griffee treated us.



I have a better copy somewhere but in the meantime, let me make Julius's words clearer.

I am the door guy at the dime which is no more than 16 feet away from where Largo once was. I remeber the day in question and remember nothing happen(sic) I even talked to the ladies for a minute or two and invited them inside the dime for a drink. These ladies are good people to be around and everything that this woman said is a lie.

I gave this all to Franica Tawn and maybe that got her to get the  public defender's office to agree to an investigator.







Next court date 27th of January? I never noticed that till now but the scheduled date was the 29th.. . hmmmm



So  on December 22 according to the stamp on the right hand corner (above), public defender, Franica Tawn, was making efforts to assist in my defense and had gotten me an investigator,. But as far as I was told, the investigator was the entirety of her efforts. But that was good enough. Cause that would in any normal situation - have been enough as you will see... OVERWHELMINGLY





And, on that same day this document reminds me,   



 I'd  filed a report with Internal Affairs. My sister and I had also gone twice to the FBI building in West L.A too, but we just don't have evidence of that though I can tell you that a woman agent looked at my evidence and told me that the Santa Monica court house is full of "Tin hat dictators" She told me that obvous this Notaro woman is a liar" The second guy, was not nice at all and seemed apprised of the case beforehand.

Well, no documentation in my possession evidences that, so let's move on.



January of 2009-





So here's the next scheduled pretrial"

 But to be able to move forward to the rest we have to go back to what happened in between the December date and this date....and all without me being told a thing..





The first month of 2009 was a very busy month for John Gregozek - when it came to his role in this case...

and it was a busy month for Neil Spector ( the investigator for the public defender)

And, no one would tell me what either was up to for a long time to come


Here is the documentary evidence of what John Gregozek was up to in chronological order



Here's his January 2009, in his own words as of February 3rd 2009, Please note the date of the report - Bef





So this is Gregozek chronology of January -

January 13-  Gregozek was notified by Allison Seavers that Notaro receieved 4 postings on her Facebook online Profile by Facebook Profile ID "Ingrid Good." the Posting occured on January 7,2009. Due to the content of the messages, Notaro believed that the postings were created by Spitzberg



Then, we have these emails from Marty Singer's right hand woman, Allison Hart Sievers, to a city attorney by the name Kelly Boyer and her emails to John Gregozek.









Let's look at Lavely an Singer Lawyer, Allison Hart Siever's letters,  a little closer











Ok, so we see that indeed Gregozek and Kelly Boyer were contacted by one of Marty Singer's lawyers and urged to begin taking steps to execute search warrants and then to add charges in relation to we must presume-- the evidence such search warrants would return....


Did John Gregozek obey such commands/requests/call them what you want?

Well, Gregozek says he did-



And who granted him that warrant and what he found are complicated since these judges were 1) lied to by Gregozek in his affidavit and in his "statement of facts"  Also these same judges would show up later to act very suspiciously.

In a separate document you can see that John Gregozek has repeatedly perjured himself in order to please his masters at Lavely and Singer.

(insert all related sworn affidavits and search warrant documents and show how dirty Gregozek is)


But for now, here we see that search warrant he mentions here



Indeed based on Allison Sievers allegations and Notaro's assumptions, Gregozek went and got Judge Samantha Jessner to not just grant him search warrants but search warrants reserved for Terrorists and Pedophiles 



So on the prosecution side we have John Gregozek and James Hoffman steadfastly refusing to talk to  any witness I tell them about and  only repeating what Notaro and Willen tell them as gospel. Now Gregozek is swearing to the lies of Willen and Notaro, under oath. And he is claiming there is not just probable cause for prosecution but for special search warrants and he is granted whatever he wants by Judge Samantha Jessner based on statments by notaro and willen that by now he LONG knows are lies and due to the hunches of Notaro and Marty Singer's top henchwoman, Allison Sievers.



Judging by the search warrants Gregozek coudln't even pretend that comments on a message board such as these were illegal but he for whatever reason thought if he can connect me to these things found on Notaro's Facebook  well.... he can give Allison Hart Sievers what she wants.



So on January 21st he begins to take great measures to link me to these allegations - allegations that I have illegally made statements about Notaro on her facebook or on certain websites.





Allison Sievers would claim that Notaro was met with "disturbing and frightening statements' and that a crime surely occurred due to these posts on notaro's facebook page. Seiver and Notaro have "strong reason to believe" such chilling and harrowing statements have been made by me and thusly I need to have my special search warrants and if  there is confirmation as to their strong beliefs, more charges must be added.


Here are the "terrifying and disturbing statements" left for comedian (who may as you know) Notaro on January 7th 2009

On January 7th 2009 at 11.24 - For someone who claims to have a stalker you seem pretty unscared. Shame on you!

On January 7th 2009 at 5:17 PM  Is it true that you're going to be prosecuted for perjury and that your career will really suffer I heard you will get rid of competition and you have done some really ugly things? What's side(sic) story

On same date a few minues later - She'll do well in jail that's for sure

a minute later - falsely testifying will win her over and get you gigs. that's the story



And, we know that Gregozek knows I live with my mother and sister. So even if he links it to my home IP it is not indicative of my guilt. But that doesn't stop him. 

What does Gregozek find that compells him to think "Gotcha"


Well, this is what he presents to the judge to get more warrants and then to Boyer



Gregozek not only is conducting illegal and unwarranted search warrants but they are special circumstance ones. And despite all that he still finds absolutely no link or any evidence that I wrote those things on Notaro's Facebook. So what does Gregozek do?

Does he quit he force cause he realizes he's some sort of incompetent and yet rabid idiot?

No. Gregozek drafts a police report on February 3rd 2009 claiming that a City Attorney by the name Kelly Boyer is on board with his make no sense findings and has added four criminal charges.


On my side, we have the investigator on the case, and 






Then he say this for January 23rd 2009 






 here are the accompanying documents




Gregozek isn't done there is still January 26th 2009 - and this is how he puts that into ink-



And these are the documents made available to the court and prosecutor and then much later to the defense- re; his finding as to January 26th 2009











Now we have no choice but to guess that though this all looks confusing and not indicative of any evidence of guilt much less a smoking gun.... we are forced to assume that John Gregozek has, as of January 26th, found the goods on this Alisa Spitzberg person. No longer can she just refuse plea bargains for one charge. Now she will face five charges. What a dumbass. rejected the lowest plea bargain possible - informal diversion- and now busted on four more charges.


Gregozek we can imagine can contact Notaro and or her civil lawyer- Allison Sievers and tell them that Notaro was dead right.... Gregozek now has solid evidence to bring to any trial .


Even if it's not solid enough for a trial this document makes implicit that Noaro was right in her hunch. Then Gregozek made those hunches into viable and convincing evidene of guilt.


How do we know all that-

Well, Gregozek is merely a cop doing a public servant's job, right?

And, as of January 27th 2009, he is not alone in his professional opinion. Though most of us, including me, cannot discern from what he wrote in this February 3 2009 report.... Kelly Boyer can and



And here we have it reconfirmed on that day, and then in many subsequent reports - Kelly Boyer added four charges on January 27th 2009.






So where are we?

It is January 27th 2009 and Gregozek has written in an official police report that says that in two days  I will be informed that I now face 5 charges.

January 29th is the next  pretrial hearing, and since all of this was done by, "exigent circumstance,"-- I have been toiling under the impression that I will come into court on January 29th 2008 to be given or told about the progress made by the Investigator for my defense - Neil Spector. And, just that one charge.



But according to this report by Gregozek, City Attorney Kelly Boyer will  have a bad surprise in store for me.


Wait till this Alisa Spitzberg person find out.  She'll be ruing the day she turned down that offer for "informal diversion " made to her on October 16th 2008. Now five charges...


After the trial was over and I made a copy of the court file, I was amazed to discover this there. 






For whatever reason, Franica Tawn, chose to keep me in the dark about his discovery motion that she not only filed but set for a hearing. I'd look at the court file during the case but it wasn't there. 


I had no idea that Tawn had drafted this much less set a hearing. For whatever reason, she did not tell me and left me with the impression she was doing nothing. Had I known....Now if you note the minutes. The minutes would echo what I was told.... nothing. I was told nothing by Franica Tawn about such a motion, at no time. I only became aware of it after trial in March of 2010.... more than a year later.

Let's look at the minute orders. why is their no evidence of this filing and when it was set for hearing. no mention of any motion. 



and then the next page starts with January 29th 08


Why is there no mention of this motion and why did Franica Tawn urge me to take plea offers despite her knowing very well that I could not be convicted if any law was followed.

Why did she tolerate the fact that her motion was not entered into the minutes and did she get pressured into dropping the motion? Why did the hearing date come and go and not just not happen but why isn't there any evidene of it or it's eventual cancellation in the minutes.  

As far as I knew the only thing that was being done was that an Investigator had gone to talk to all sorts of friendly and unfriendly witnesses . Franica would no fill me in how that was going but I knew of two that I'd already gotten affidavits from - see sam consuegra and julius quinn affidavits.















January 29th 2009. 

Unaware of the exigent circumstance search warrants and clueless about any addition of four more charges I go to court. Here you should expect quite a hearing. A turning point in the prosecution as the stakes become so much higher for this prosecution. we even know that after the fact --- such charges were added - on February 3 Gregozek had faxed such a report


My bail likely would have not only no longer been "own recognizance" but would have increased so substantially that we wouldn't even have the money to get me out before trial....


Five counts of violating a restraining order and then me and my counsel finding out about secret search warrants . warrants covered under darkness that produced evidence of not just one criminal charge but four.


INSTEAD,


I went to that pretrial hearing just lke I went to every one before and absolutely nothing of any consequence occurred.

And as you can see from this minute order, I didn't block out the events... nothing of any obvious consequence occurred-

I ran out of money to get more transcripts but I wish I could show those two but here in black and white -




So as I remembered - nothing of note. just come back next month

But a few other interesting things happened between December 11 2008 and January 29th 2009

1) A Neil Spector(an investigator for the private defender had begun speaking to just a few of the witnesses who I suspected would assist in my defense. my defense being that none of this had happened. And that the restraining order was a "void judgement" since it was entirely based on fraud and perjury. As of January 29th 2009, there was ample evidence and statements I'd acquire and then Neil Spector would acquire that showed this all to be a fraud/ set up.



2) This is a strange one because for whatever reason, the public defender on the case during this time period- Franica Tawn- chose not to inform me that on January 28th 2009 she'd gone into court and filed a -motion for discovery(long overdue in this case since it was now 4 months in on a one count misdemeanor) She never told me she did any such thing and when I looked at the minutes they confirmed that Franica Tawn like those who preceded her would just not file the most basic and expect motions to fight what they should have long known was a malicious prosecution. It was only after this case would end in a 12 day trial that I'd see this in the court file




In other words, for the first time the public defenders office was asking this prosecution to pony up and since some of the witnesses I'd given franica tawn were supposed to be prosecution witness who I knew couldn't keep such false stories straight... the prosecution was well aware that an investigator was on the case and talking to witnesses they would assume were favorable to their case - Martha Kelly, Stef Willen, Kevin Seccia, Michael Grifee, Mark Flanagan. And, most importantly - Notaro's agent - Heidi Feigin.

So in other other words, they were being challenged and Lavely and Singer was being challenged since it was being revealed that this case could not survive any "collateral attack on the validity of the restraining order.. Not only did they not have a case but it would be exposed that from the start, there was no case and John Gregzek and then the city attorney were caving to the demands of certain entities. In this case, Nick Kroll, and Marty Singer.


We'll get back to how from start to finish the court and clerk was fixing the minutes. at no time would they enter one defense filing into the minutes and there were many motions filed over the coming year and few months since January 28th 2009 when Tawn's motion was omitted from the official record.



Let's go back to January 29th 2009-  Can there be a good explanation for the omission in the record. Maybe Kelly Boyer didn't show up that day. Maybe absent her presence they chose not to add those four charges

Well, she was there


So for the first time we see Kelly Boyer. It will also be the first time we see Judge Mary Lou Villar but not the last. Judge Mary Lou Villar would be seen many times before this criminal case would be over and it might or might not be important to note that Mary Lou Villar is the the sister of the mayor, Anthony Villargrossa. They do have different names but there is no dispute that the then mayor of L.A is the brother of Judge Villar.


Ok, so how to explain not just the omission of the defense motion from the minutes, but the omission of anything related to the addition of four criminal charges- as seen in John Gregozek's police report

Here is judge Villar's notes of that  pretrial -


Let's blow that up a bit - 


In the right hand corner it says that I face one count - 273.6 then violation date - july 14th 2008

Bail- OR(same as before)

And though they seem to have spelled the name wrong Bower is Boyer and she is there instead of Tasha Penny.

Now, let's look at this closer at what Judge Villar wrote relative to January 29th 2009 




Not the best handwriting but I can make some of it out.... first line - Boyers
Second line: Wants to proceed pro per

It's true at this point Franica would say strange things to me and she chose to keep me in the dark about filing that motion on January 28th and so I did feel as if I couldn't stand being kept in the dark in this way.

So January 29th 09 has come and gone and I am not only completely in the dark about motions filed but about three search warrants being granted to Gregozek in a way where I have done something which allows such an extreme search warrant (exigent circumstance) to be granted.

And, though I am there in court on the 29th, and though Gregozek would submit this or transmit this to an unnamed entity we know that the addition of charges did not come to pass as Gregozek would claim




So after being present for what appeared as a highly uneventful pre trial hearing, I go home and basically try to find out how the investigator reports are turning out and again am met with Franica Tawn's apathy in the face of my innocence.

Tawn is not telling me anything regarding Neil Spector and what he might have turned up. Though I had expressed the desire to go pro per(be my own lawyer) I was told to wait till the next hearing to make that move...


So, from January 29th 2009 till the next scheduled hearing (March 12th 2009) I looked forward to the investigator reports and had no idea of any of the machinations that occurred. as far as I knew I faced the same one charge and no efforts had taken place by the cops, private lawyers for Notaro or the prosecution


May he m12th 2009 was a day where even stranger things would become evident and this courts practice of not entering significant entries into the minutes would really get into gear.

Here is the minute entry for that date-





So according to the minutes 

nothing of note occurred on March 12th 2009. As far as I knew and as far as these minutes would tell me, the prosecution had not mutated in any significant way.


I faced one count of violating a restraining order . a crime now alleged to have occured on July 14th 2008.


But again something very wrong was going on with the minutes as evidenced by this "motion" that the minutes wil say was filed and hearing on March 23rd 2009.



What is this about?

Let's make that bigger so you can better decipher If I have lying eyes or NOT-


And on that date - March 12th 2009- a hearing is also set for a motion dated March 10th 2009 and conformed by the clerk



And these documents also showed up, down the road  and I still cannot make sense of them

On March 9th 2009 was an arrest warrant sought. no signature here and no arrest or any notice of charges as of March 12th so...




























But these are the minutes of the court printed out a year and a half later. I mention the date of the minutes to make sure this can't be chalked up to a mistake that was soon ( or ever) remedied-





How can this be explained?

First we have Gregozek's report dated february 3 2009 where he asserts that after submitting his findings Kelly Boyer saw evidence that impelled her to add four criminal charges but hey... that didn't  happen. And even though Boyer was present in court to add such four charges of violating a restraning order and she did not, Gregozek would still write a report saying she did.

 Now on March 12th 2009, we have another date where the minutes do not in any way - comport with the motions being filed- a motion to add two charges and a filed farretta motion.


Absent the extremely mysterious omissions and how grossly inaccurate the minutes are and have been before - there are other things that are not indicated by the minute entry for March 12th 2009. As you can see that the way the public defender is noted as present is different from the other orders and there is a reason for that. I was not defended by this Kratu Patel or Franica Tawn or any lawyer. In that hearing I felt that in order to have any fighting chance against this malicious prosecution- I had to represent myself.


As mentioned, so far only pressure to plea on Nicky Meehans part on October 16th 2008 and then the missing Jose Ruvlcable. Then, Franica Tawn and her efforts mixed with her resentment that I should want "my little tria" And though she did file a motion that could have cleared me as early as January 28th 2009, she never told me she did so and though the minutes would not reflect any such filing she either knew his or didn' but she made no effort to tell me that hey someone is messing with the minutes or she'd tried her best but... She did tell me "the private lawyer keeps contacting the office." and she followed that with "interesting" but when I asked her to elaborate she clammed up and would tell me know more.

So on March 12th I came in. the prosecutor knew this was my intent and so the discovery due me was to be brought to court.


And so I was given a huge batch of papers by a city attorney and went home to look at them...


And what did I see in these documents. Something that made me feel as if I had to advance the case from April 14th to asap and Kratu Patel made the effort to oblige me as I requested this to him by phone. but that was not all Kratu Patel would say, when I felt so under seige by what I saw and asked him if he unlike Franica would assist me with what clearly was a baseless prosecution that now involved things way way over my head or the heads of most.... Kratu Patel told me this, " There is a conflict of interest with you and the public defenders office and if I was you I would not use us."

This sounded intriguing... Because I had failed to please them by pleaing. I remembered Franica Tawn's words, " you want that little trial of yours" and all along aside of  Anan Desai... and despite the undisputable evidence that something was every wrong with John Gregozek and then the city attorney's actions in this case.... 

Later I'd realize that the statement made by Franica, " Her private lawyer keeps calling the office. Interesting" did not refer to the private attorneys - The infamous Lavely and Singer law firm- being in unusual contact with the prosecution but with the office of the public defender... 

How that discovery was realized will come later. I wrote these notes at the time but I can find the farretta and the transcript that shows againt hat the minutes are not representing what is occurring in ourt.
 3/12/09- The farretta hearing is granted very swiftly and the judge is not
     pleasant. I ask for a mardsen hearing and she impatiently says- only if
     you wait till the end of the day. I can't afford to wait till 4 P.M so I
     go home. For the first time I am given access to discovery. TCIS entry
     from notes by J. Esparza A woman approaches me after the Farretta and want
     to talk to me as " a friend of the court." She tells me she is an
     alternate public defender and I should go to court another time and get
     this mardsen hearing. I take her words to heart and plan to do so ASAP.
     0

So here are the next minute entries.



Then the last entry on page 3 is this

This will show that a farretta was granted on March 12th 2009 but again the judge or her clerk failed to enter this into the court docket


So we have established that as of March 12th 2009 a motion was filed and set for hearing but was not entered into any minutes and no such hearing took place. The fact that such a filing and then cancellation took place is not evident on the the court docket and no one tells me about any of it.


so March 23rd comes and I face the one charge filed on August 25th 2009.   A charge where John Gregozek does writes up a supplemental a year into the prosecution??


But let's not flash forward years later, when that very strangely dated supplemental pops up for the first time when it's handed over in discovery for the civil suit filed against Gregozek et al.


Let's go back to the minutes


Notes I took at that time:
Mon 03/23/2009Judge: Georgina Rizc Clerk: Susan Rios Reporter: Karen
     Algorri Prosecutor: Jennifer Waxler Judge Ricz will not allow me to be pro
     per for this sudden(instant?) hearing and I comply as I don't know how it
     works. Mr. Patel is forced on me but he allows me to speak. Advanced from
     4/16/09 to 3/23/09 because I am fed up with it taking so long and I don't
     want Mr. Patel because Mr. Patel has told me that "there is a conflict of
     interest" I have complained to them about Nicky Meehan and chose to be pro
     per rather than having Ms. Tawn. I now know for sure that the PD is not
     there for me. I only allowed Patel because the discovery said that four
     new charges were filed on .... and Georgina Ricz ordered that I have him
     to fight the two new charges that arose in an instant motion.   0
     Mon 03/23/2009There I say before initialing two parts of the farretta that
     indicate I'm not sure I know my charges. I say that according to the
     discovery 4 charges have been added by a Kelly Boyer. This prompts Waxler
     and another Unnamed prosecutor to scramble and they say (get trancscript)
     that they indeed have new charges. Ricz says that she will not grant the
     farretta until I am done with Judge Bork on this hearing. The Prosecutor
     offers that this can wait till 4/16/09 but I want it over with and to see
     this new discovery that is shown me by an unnamed prosecutor(black curly
     hair, would recognize) Go to court 50 - prosectution gets granted what it
     wants - no genuine argument(get transcript from Gail Davidson) "The
     defendant waives further arraignment" Don't believe this happened.
     "Ordered back for further hearing" go back to court and have farretta
     granted. Get Discovery and it is identical to the discovery shown by the
     prosecutor with the curly black hair. Faretta is submitted and filed No
     stipulations to what judge or if ok to have different judge. No mention of
     TCIS entry. No true sense of what happenned and how they plan to prove
     such charges.   0
     Mon 03/23/2009There I say before initialing two parts of the farretta that
     indicate I'm not sure I know my charges. I say that according to the
     discovery 4 charges have been added by a Kelly Boyer. This prompts Waxler
     and another Unnamed prosecutor to scramble and they say (get trancscript)
     that they indeed have new charges. Ricz says that she will not grant the
     farretta until I am done with Judge Bork on this hearing. The Prosecutor
     offers that this can wait till 4/16/09 but I want it over with and to see
     this new discovery that is shown me by an unnamed prosecutor(black curly
     hair, would recognize) Go to court 50 - prosectution gets granted what it
     wants - no genuine argument(get transcript from Gail Davidson) "The
     defendant waives further arraignment" Don't believe this happened.
     "Ordered back for further hearing" go back to court and have farretta
     granted. Get Discovery and it is identical to the discovery shown by the
     prosecutor with the curly black hair. Faretta is submitted and filed No
     stipulations to what judge or if ok to have different judge. No mention of
     TCIS entry. No true sense of what happenned and how they plan to prove
     such charges.   0
    
 now it's March 23rd 2009 and I go into court now with discovery in hand, and in that discovery I see this:


  


and the search warrants. Exigent circumstance search warrants?

past PDF of all the warrants for this time period





and I now something very wrong is going on on the other side. And when I get to court again I realize something more things wrong.  The judge, Georgina Ricz is telling me that there is no evidence in the minutes that I filled out and was granted a farretta motion.

I am told I have no choice but to fill out another farretta motion and as I'm doing it I notice that one thing I must initial says that I know my charges but since I saw this 






Action Taken: As you can see - four counts 273.6 PC filed by CA Boyer

Cleared by arrest? No charges added much less an arrest


So after finally having access to the discovery I say to Judge Griczk - " I can't initial this part cause this document(above) says that Kelly Boyer added four charges on January 27th 2009, but here we are nearly two months later and nobody told me this. 

Insert both farretta's. show the part where It says "must know their charges"

What does this statement provoke....


Well, I then watch Jennifer Waxler and another city attorney ruffling loudly through a bunch of papers. After some time Waxler's say, " Yes we have charges and 
Upon me questioning what charges I now faced in light of the recent disscovery given me on March 1212th 2009, Jennifer Waxler and some other city attorney said Your honor we'd be happy to wait til the next hearing - April 16th 2009.

And I go know I' need to know what charges if any I'm facng  started rifling through some papers and they don''t show me the papers but soon were are sent to the court room of Terry Bork and though I have now signed two farretta motions,. One for Villar. Now one For Gricik.... GRicik rules that I can't be pro per for this and Kratu Patel accompanies me to Terry Bork's courtroom. There Kratu says you can't do anything about this. Just plead not guilty. And so I did. Later in discovery this would be produced as the paper work behind the addition of not  4 but now 2 charges. And, different charges than those listed by Gregozek as added by Kelly Boyer.

Remember this- 


Note the date- March 12th on the left hand corner
Now, after being sent to Terry Bork- this was added 

Let's look at that a little closer -



Drafted on the 12th but for whatever reason brought to life on the 23rd of March.

And here is Judge Mary Lou Villar's notes from that day:
"Court grants  motion of amend complaint to add counts 2 and 3 . Some triangle we have to assume means defendant waives arraignment and pleads not guilty to amended complaint. Which is interesting on many levels considering the charges but I never waved any arraignment.

And so instead of at the January 29th 2009 pretrial or at the March 12th Pretrial - and only upon my statemnt that due to recent discovery I see I'm somehow facing four more charges does Jennifer Waxler(not Kelly Boyer) add TWO charges.

Two charges now amended and approved by Terry Bork  Did I wave arraignment. Well I sure don't remember that. Note that there is no discussion of raising bail considering the addition now of two charges. As usual, the public defenders office refuses to challenge the prosecutors.

The series of events.
1) letter from Seivers to Gregozek and Kelly Boyer urging them to begin getting search warrants and to add charges

2) Gregozek does exactly what Sievers requests

3) Gregozek begins to submit 4 search warrants that are premised on fraud and perjury. He will repeat the now long disproven lies told to him by 
 First Allison Sievers commands John Gregozek and Kelly Boyer to add charges and begin a series of search warrants. Then Gregzoek follows her commands and puts in this report









That he did this and that and vague this and that and upon viewing his discoveries(obtained by search warrants reserved for pedophiles and terrorist) Kelly Boyer is impressed enough to add four criminal charges of violating a restraining order and as of January 29 I am facing 5 charges and can face up to five years in jail and by all logic- should be given a much higher bail situation than Own Recognizance.


But none of that happens and Jennifer Waxler wants to wait for April 16th even to add whatever it is she sees fit to add when I bring up the fact that I read this document and am very CONFUSED


So now with absolutely no fight on Kratu "You have a conflict of interest with the Public defenders office' I now face uh.... three charges

These are the two new  charges.





(explain the charges and how they make ABSOULTEY NO SENSE.)

But let's try and analyze them from the prosecutions point of view in light of what we know from the new discovery


What can we guess at since what exists makes no sense by what I or anyone viewing the discovery can see-


Let's look at the first one -

1st new charge-  








So what do I do. I go home knowing that not only is something very odd with the minute orders (due to the farretta I didn't know of the other "oddities" till much later but that John Gregozek is now lying to judges in order to get exigent circumstance search warrant and 3 o rmore have been executed. )I did not know of Allison Sievers letters to him and kelly until four years later but I knew that Gregozek was trying to frame me in some way and that something was very wrong with his connection to Lavely and Singer. I knew that without any possible evidence of a crime somehow Waxler saw fit to add two charges. It also took me a long time to get it that Kelly Boyer must have refused to add any charges based on Gregozek's "evidence." 

I also knew that my sister just sued Notaro for defamation and Lavelya nd Singer were back in the pitcure. Now I suspect that the reason they tried to add meritless/bogus/lawless charges was retaliation but we'll have to get to that in more detail later.

I can say and I feel very confident you will agree, these two charges or those four charges never added by Boyer, make no sense.  The fact that Jennifer Waxer was brought in to add them when she was known in that courthouse as dirty ..And, I made that clear to anyone who would listen, including the judges I saw or the prosecutors. " These charges make no sense."

Remember that, please, as that sensible statement, "These charges make no sense" would set the stage of the most malicious(and insane) stage of this already very malicious prosecution.


It was clear that facing special circumstance search warrants and charges that made no sense- we were over our heads. I say we because I am very close to my mother and sister and we do and experience almost everything together. So we got into gear and realized we had to shell out money for a private lawyer. We called around and settled on Howard Williams. Howard Williams asked for a meeting.

At that meeting, in order for him to close the 4K deal. he told me these kinds of things. Her'es just a one email -In a message dated 4/13/2009 4:20:17 P.M. Pacific Daylight Time, howard@lieberlaw.com writes:
Hi Alisa,

I understand your frustration, I really do.  These people are obviously commandeering the justice system for their own petty purposes and it needs to stop.  Unfortunately, it doesn't appear that the system knows it's being commandeered, and it comes down to your word against hers and the DA and cop who inexplicably believe her.  
I will walk in on the 16th a motion, probably the Pitchess and the discovery motion.  I will bring the motion to dismiss once we complete those motions, as we will perhaps have more information to support the dismissal at that point.  In fact, I foresee bringing the motion to dismiss on multiple occasions before and during trial.

As far as depositions are concerned, we're going to have to wait on that.  We are not entitled to a deposition in a criminal proceeding, only to have her on the stand to confront and cross-examine at the trial.  The deposition is for the civil suit, which must necessarily happen after the criminal case is over



















So as of April 16 2009 scheduled hearing, I felt very lucky to have a private lawyer who wanted to sue them the minute he freed me from this .... What was it exactly. All I knew was that no law was being followed and no one would stop it.

Howard L. Williams





April 16th 2009- pay the cavalary and watching them arrive

I'd just learned that when you have a laywer and it's a misdemeanor you don't have to even go to courttand I'd been to court now how many times... including the restraining order hearing.... May 28,. september 24. october 16, november 6, december 11, january 29, march 12, March 23-

eight 

and so I stupidly would take advantage of the luxuries I was now afforded and hoped to get the defense I read about and saw on TV and in the movies - zealous. Stupidly because Howard L. Willams did not represent me in any zealous way as you will seel\.


Howard appeared to do more than Franica was doing at first. Actually he only did appear to more in retrospect because I was never told that Franica had filed that terrific looking discovery motion. 


Later on when I pressed him he told me he'd filed this. And after the trial was over, and I picked up the file, I did find this there.




Howard never told me of any discovery given him in response to this form letter style discovery motion where he crossed out Stanislaus County and wrote in Los Angeles. 

And as far as I know or what I was given or what can be found in the file.












As far as April 09 went, that was it until trial was over and I found this there. I still can't make sense of what Bernie Brown was up to on April 6th of 09.









But at the time I did not no 


Let's stick to the minutes , must find page 5 but here are the trancripts of those dates


pg 5








Page 5- can't find page five of minutes. will though.. just takes a little extra word . gonna insert this from another post for the time being-





I'll just say that April 16th 2009 was the day the prosecution got Howard William's shoddy form discovery motion and May 14th consisted of promises and promises and lies and lies told to me by Howard by email.

But otherwise April and May of 2009 were the least eventful months of case 8CA10541

Am still searching for page five of the minutes because they are relevant for not what is listed there, but for what is missing from them.


But here is the transcript of the May 14th and June 17th pretrials





June 17th 2009






THE TRAVERSE MOTION


As these emails from Howard L. Williams would indicate Howard was promising to "paper" the prosecution and was acting as if somone other than myself would look after my interests.

He spoke of the first step- the filing of a traverse motion. He told me it was filed on May 14th 2008 but then he changed the subject when I asked him about it. After beign so gungo ho at that meeting the minute he cashed the check for four thousand dollars, Williams became evasive or uncommunicative after writing this letter.-In a message dated 4/13/2009 4:20:17 P.M. Pacific Daylight Time, howard@lieberlaw.com writes:
Hi Alisa,

I understand your frustration, I really do.  These people are obviously commandeering the justice system for their own petty purposes and it needs to stop.  Unfortunately, it doesn't appear that the system knows it's being commandeered, and it comes down to your word against hers and the DA and cop who inexplicably believe her.  
I will walk in on the 16th a motion, probably the Pitchess and the discovery motion.  I will bring the motion to dismiss once we complete those motions, as we will perhaps have more information to support the dismissal at that point.  In fact, I foresee bringing the motion to dismiss on multiple occasions before and during trial.

As far as depositions are concerned, we're going to have to wait on that.  We are not entitled to a deposition in a criminal proceeding, only to have her on the stand to confront and cross-examine at the trial.  The deposition is for the civil suit, which must necessarily happen after the criminal case is over

No pitchess. no discovery motion that we knew of. no motion to dismiss.




But we still had hope.


How his representation failed us and how the prosecution tried and succeeded to exploit this is extremely complex but I will try to explain it..

insert all the emails that go to explaining what went wrong








Let's break into down in the seperate days
Let's break that down  

And though the minutes don't reflect the filing (and then the scheduled hearing) later on I would find this 





What would happen between these dates is best presented by the emails between me and Howard Williams



So Howard couldn't prepare cause he got a 34 page motion? This is the motion with the same old search warrants that were the search warrants in question attached,

Note as Howard alleged they were faxed after work hourse on the night before the hearing








And we know that the proseuction got in in a timely manner - on the same date it was filed 









Inserts Howard' letters



And something else was happening during Howard Williams's representation


Gregozek was taking insane and impossible to fully understand measures to satisfy Nick Krolll and Marty Singer





Later we'd find this in the court file. Again, never given to me.





June 17th 2009 short trancript minutes  



Big question to ask yourself - Do any of these minute orders mention that any filing of a defense motion or a heairng was scheduled or took place on the motion to traverse.

The fact that no motions filed by the defense were ever entered in the minutes not only is bizarre but it caused a lot of trouble for me down the road.































The original purpose of the hearing was something called, a hearing on the "Motion to Traverse the warrants." Well, that's what I was told. I was also told that since the city attorney had sent Howard Williams the opposition in an "untimely" manner," Howard Williams would have to ask for a continuance.

 The night before the emails, Howard L. Williams, emailed me that he had just received a 39 page motion and therefore could not be prepared for he next day, since it was delivered the night before after business hours. Though it would turn out to be true that the city attorneys did fax him an opposition motion, after 5 P.M, this was the entirety of the motion with the city's illegal search warrants attached. The attachment of the highly illegal search warrants would not lead an ethical lawyer to characterize the fax he relieved as a "39 page motion."


So, that's just a tiny bit of the backstory of the days before this "hearing." 


You had the prosecutors in once corner. You had the defense attorneys in another. A judge in the middle.

For the state - Jennifer Waxler.
 For the defense- Jason Leiber standing in for Howard Williams, without notice to me that this would be the case.

In the middle- Judge Mary Lou Villar (newly appointed by Schwarzenegger judge and Anthony Villargrossa's sister)


Image result for mary lou villar

The hearing in black and white. Two unrecorded sidebars included.
















The evidence that Waxler presented to substantiate her request - that I be remanded to jail- by Judge Mary Lou Villar...

That in 2005, 2 years, before I ever heard the name "Tig" Notaro, on  a stat counter user forum, I or my sister was somehow writing Notaro who we did not know and she knows none of us knew each other- well, this lauren d was going undercover in some way to tell Notaro.... Me and my sister ... In 2005, I'd not only not heard of Notaro but did not know about stat counters till I started a blog in 2008.


So that is why Jenniffer Waxler requested either an arrest warrant or a bench warrant on that day?

In 2005, someone on a message board somewhere and with the screenname Lauren D had said online to Notaro(who is in a stat counter uh discussion we must presume) Me and my sister saw your show...

note the ellipsis. It is not mine as you'll see below.
T

take that in...

Guess what, readers, that is no possible for many reasons...

1) we had no idea who "Tig Notaro" was in 2005.
2)We have never remotely gone on a stat counter discussion forum and my sister would not use the name lauren d
3)and are we to assume that we were then fans of Notaro who uh uh... thought we'd get our uh compliment across on a stat counter message board? IN 2005?
4)VERY IMPORTANLY we lived in Austin Texas in 2005 or NY and how would they trace any ip adress. it certainly wasn' the IP of our L.A computer.
5) This is insane... Jennifer Waxler saw fit to delete whatever this Lauren D said on some computer message board that someone was used to transmit illegal messages8
6) of course no one transmitted messages to Notaro but had they in 2005... was there a restraining order in place?
7)Why on earth, on this date, was Jennifer Waxler and Felise Kalpakian with the help of John Gregozek trying to defraud the Mayor's sister some more. They already had defrauded her plenty and would do it againt
7) please ask yourself what became of this and please ask yourself if any of this was put on any record except for the transcript I had to pay plenty of money for.
8)their is no dispute that we had no idea who Notaro was before 2007 and there is not dispute that no orders of any kind existed and there is no dispute that the ip we see there is not our and in no way could be our... And it is not in dispute that my sister's name is Lauren and her middle name is Joy and her last name starts with S....


Take in the fact that Gregozek is clearly falsifying documents that make no sense even. What sort of plausible deniability Waxler can theoretically claim is more confusing than with John Gregozek,
 because she would confirm to the judge on the record(who knows what she'd say in another of those illegal ex parte unrecorded sidebars- that the ip matched up to our house.. Was she told this by Gregozek, and bought it without thought, or did she knowingly lie and lie to the court, in order to terrorize me again with fake allegations and threats of jail as retatiation for me not taking their plea bargains and for my sister filing a lawsuit a month before? A lawsuit where Mathilde "Tig" Notaro was represented by Allison Hart Siever of Marty Singer's infamous, Lavely and Singer.



There is so much wrong with these two documents, that it hurts.

This is the allegation that 2 years before I'd ever heard the name "Tig Notaro" my sister lauren Joy spitzberg was what.... haunting a stat counter, They matched Ip's to a communication made years before? That is fraud of the ugliest order. Note there never was a hearing on this and no hearing dae was set according to the minute order, which does indicate complicity with the Judge and Clerk in that court.









note the date ... on top of the docket pages related to Howard Williams and Leiber and Leiber's representation -






NOTE how there is no mention of any cancelled hearing or anything to do with the August 4th 2009 hearing that Judge Villar was kind enough to schedule instead of having me jailed for no good reason?



Let's look at those dates separately


Here's June 17th 2009 - Again, something has gone missing from the minutes:


Why is this not mentioned?



The filing dates always come out too light so let's blow that up







So a motion is filed on June 17th 2009 and set for hearing on July 09 2009


But the minutes picked up a little more than a year later still don't reflect either reality: Refer to page 6 and 7 to see. Here's the rest of that motion.













And here we can see that the city attorney prosecutors did recieve this motion.








Howard's letters to me

And after I demanded to see cause Howard was just lying non stop at that point,


He send me this 34 page motion -









Soon after Kelly Boyer took no action based on what Gregozek was trying to sell her, Gregozek was back in action doing things that again led to no evidence of any crime on anyones part- 

And instead of noting that he would produced this where again this Kelly Boyer now added four more charges. It could be that he just left that in by accident but imagine that when certain judges saw this. We know Maria Stratton was given these- wow now it's 9 charges. This is one active criminal who ..... never had her bail raised from OR(Own Recognizance)




but I didn't believe him because by then he couldn't be believed. ( insert emails and other evidence)
















































































































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with no new charges but charging documents and with no motions put on the calender but motions exisiting we welcome March 23rd







































I recently came across this blog https://losangeleslessconfidential.wordpress.com/

I think it can serve as some backdrop to why my gut and brain instinct makes me conclude that Officer Jacqueline Montalvo was murdered - in order to maintain the arrangement described in that blog. An arrangement that was making a lot of people very rich and an arrangement that would have landed in jail, had it been revealed. I have spoken to many since my OR-DEAL and all agree that such conclusions are more likely than not.

This is the part of the story, that is hardest tell . To insinuate that a key witness in my defense was murdered for what, by all appearances, was a tiny insignificant misdemeanor? What possible testimony could Officer Montalvo give that would justify the intervention of murderers? What kind of stakes could exist to even entertain the idea that an LAPD officer might get murdered in the course of a misdemeanor case?

 So much of the story seems too insane to believe, on the surface. And, though the case is full of insanity- that is not because of me.


Surfaces obscured a lot in  Case 8CA10541. This turned out to be a case where Alissa Malzman Sterling

 said this about Martin Boags

(the city attorney assigned the case a year in. give him a google. WHOA. Not only did he unbench his father, Charles Boags, but since his deeply evil choices in this case - his mother, sister and mother all died untimely deaths.)

Anyway, Sterling said this about Boags:


"He is trying to make his name on your case." Alissa then added, "I'm trying to make my name on your case too." She then paused to say, " But that is wrong. This is not about me. You are being maliciously prosecuted."

Nice, I guess, that she was honest, and that she regarded my role, for a sec, but this assertion,"you are being maliciously prosecuted," did not prompt Malzman to file the many appropriate motions to stop this malicious prosecution. She did not get out to the press. She also told me, " My mother is outraged by your case," but again, this did not prompt her to try and remedy the outrages, in any real way.
She did not motion for a bail hearing or to traverse the warrants. She did not demand that a "collaterally attack on the validity of the restraining order take place" long after she knew that the order was obtained by fraud and perjury. And, she did not stop and agree to tell me why ON EARTH would this seemingly tiny misdemeanor case make anyone's names. She said it cause she knew something big but as a total non insider I was to be kept in the dark of why Martin Boags and then her had saw career making potential in this shitty little case.


The four months that she was aware of the case and then was the defense lawyer for the case -she did nothing but try to win some charges so she could put it on her resume. Mid trial ,when the comedian false witness, Martha Kelly, were on the stand, Sterling looked at me and said, "You are being railroaded." She proceeded to tell me that she could tell that, "they are all being coached." But, that too didn't prompt her to take the actions one would expect from any defense attorney who has made it known to the defendant that not only was she being, "maliciously prosecuted," but now was about to get railroaded.

She went on to try to make her name, and at the same time - to not make enough waves - to compromise her career. How else to explain her leaving out such astoundingly important details such as the fact that only after Notaro was served with a defamation lawsuit did she suddenly remember a now 18 day old crime? How to explain how Alissa Malzman Sterling failed to ask Martha Kelly, Jeff Klinger, Jackie Kashian, and John Gregozek about the fact that the three comedians had all been flown to Washington D.C right before trial was expected to happen- to perform at Tig Notaro's, "Bentzen Ball." (Now, it's been learned that the Bentzen Ball was funded by Nick Kroll as a means to get these three low level comedians to find the inspiration to lie in a court of law at a criminal trial) Oh, he's crafty that boy. Jules Kroll is proud.

It all does sound insane. As a sane person, I am keenly aware, of things that sound insane. To claim that a police officer was murdered in your case, is as outlandish, as it gets. But, stick with me to see that it is rooted in fact and evidence.

Why would Nick Kroll even consider creating a comedy festival to assure false testimony? Why would Boags or Malzman feel they could make their names on Case 8CA10542? Why would the stakes be so high?

There are a million other whys in the cases, I've had to endure over the years, but let's try to stick to Officer Montalvo and what we can and cannot prove.


We can prove that Officer Montalvo was to a witness for my defense.


Let's look at that closer - 


(We should have much more proof since she talked to Alissa Malzman in person, and Malzman should have a signed statement and she should hand that over to me, but since as she admitted, " I work for the city, Alisa" she would not hand me this statement. But, I do have the minutes

Very interestingly, a month before Montalvo said she'd be my witness, Martin Boags included Officer Montalvo as a prosecution witness. 
Look at line 10. There is she. Interestingly only Gregozek and some Kroll con artist Sam Moreno showed up at trial. Hoffman, Defoe and Badar were nowhere to be found. Only three richly rewarded low level comedians, Notaro, John Gregozek and Sam Moreno(who know is the head of security for Fox Studios)




That witness list was drafted on January 20th 2010, and as you can see in these "minutes" Officer Montalvo came into court on February 22nd 2010 to talk to Alissa Malzman and the proseuctors.


 All I am left with here is Alissa Malzman's words to me about how Montalvo came tocourt to tell the prosecution and her that she never wrote any police report or incident report on April 29th 2008, because she did not think any crime was committed. This was very strange considering that Detective John Gregozek had written a police report where he had included an incident number - here it is



Let's zoom in on that:



Please, take note of the number ( 0804300005196)

What if I told you that no such number or incident report exists ? What if I told you that Montavlo did not draft any incident report cause she though there was no incident and therefore Gregozek would have to have falsified a number for a report? 

A year and 5 months after Gregozek drafted that report, for whatever exact reasons, Kelly Boyer and Jennifer Waxler and any other associated city attorneys were taken off the case or asked to be removed from the case - the son of Disgraced judge Charles Boags' son, Martin Boags, was put on the case(As of September 9th 2009. As an aside- Martin Boags was the son who disgraced his father)

So as of September 9th 2009, Martin Boags is given this now year old case and what does he do... something very reasonable... something everyone else should have done...

He orders the documents that would naturally accompany the accusations that

1) Police were called and came on April 12 2008 after lockdown of the Largo club for 1-3 hours.

2) The minutes said an arrest took place on April 29th 2008 so you know.. get those records

3) Get the incident report and 911 calls that would exist for all those sworn to incidents(at this point there had been 6 search warrants so these matters were indeed sworn to, under oath.




Let's not deal with how every since allegation in his April 30th 2008 report was shown to be false. Let's just show you what Martin Boags was faced with on September 14th 2009, when assuming that John Gregozek wouldn't lie to him and then many judges in the subsequent search warrants- 









The fact that Martin Boags even ordered what should have proved VERY exculpatory is confusing. Up till then such things were assumed true on Gregozek's word. And, then such evidence would be handed to me, after trial... So who is Martin Boags and if he ordered it and therefore made it available ultimately to the defense- well, maybe he's the prosecutor who will finally step in and put the breaks on what had turned into a baseless and malicious prosecution.

But, that did not happen. Upon seeing that Gregozek had lied to him  and the other city attorney's up to that point( Phyliss Henderson, Bernie Brown, Felise Cohen Kalpakian, Jennifer Waxler, Kelly Boyer) Marting Boag's was duty bound to, at the very least, call John Gregozek and say, "What the fuck is wrong here. Do you have the dates wrong? Why does it say no incident report was taken by Montalvo or Badar much less an arrest. Why do Notaro and now three witnesses( Kevin Seccia, Mark Flanagan, and Micheal Griffee) say that a call was made to 911 on the night of April 12th 2008, and why did you swear under oath in your search warrants, Gregozek, that this has all been verified... if these documents say that none of this happened?!


Or maybe he did do that? And so what would Martin Boag's next move have to be?

1) absent any logical excuse- complain to some higher up that John Gregozek was falsifying reports and perjuring himself under oath for obscure comedian, "Tig" Notaro. 

2) Immediately, contact my lawyer or me(as I had to be my own lawyer at that time) and begin to talk of settelment since for a year now I'd been coming to court on a bi-monthly or monthly basis to stand accused of crimes. 

What steps did Martin Boags take upon learning that not only had Notaro and certain witnesses been lying like crazy but that Detective John Gregozek was making great efforts to railroad someone-- We'll get to that... The answers are complicated and require a lot of context.
The short answer is that he decided upon a competency scheme whereby the goal was to derail the trial by having me declared too insane to stand trial.

Let's flash forward to February 22nd 2010.  the competency scheme, the 18 man raid, and the 31 days of illegal jailing(coercive confinement) have come and gone. The intent of all those devices either failed or were foiled in spectacular ways, and here I am scheduled for trial on 7 counts( four of those counts added a month before by .... Martin Boags)

And, on this day Officer Montalvo though listed as a prosecution witness( see image above) has "turned." turned on the prosecution and Gregozek... No. Sorry, guys... turns out she's a defense witness who will potentially attest that something is very very wrong here. Her fellow police officers, John Gregozek and James Hoffman(we'll get to him too) have not only set up a prosecution that never should have taken place, but they have recently "affied" to these invented "set of facts." Hmmm. Hmmmm. Hmmmm. And, all along she was available to bear witness to this and no one contacted her. And now she might or might not have found out that she is called in to be a prosecution witness. 


So, she does this... She comes to court to tell her truth and the truth...




Four days days after that bombshell, Officer Montalvo's 2011 Infiniti lost all control and went over a divider and she was dead.


 At first, they said there was no smell of alcohol at the scene. Later articles would say she in fact was very drunk. This was after the medical examiner got involved and did an autopsy, see.


Okay, if you are still reading... WHOA, right? That's one terrible piece of news for her, her family and you. I mean this is a really key witness. 

At the time, I had to assume that this was just another very strange occurrence in a case full of strange circumstances and occurrences.



Years later, these comments were left on an article written about Montalvo's untimely death. All the comments can be found here, http://www.brokencountry.com/index.php/2010/05/05/off-duty-lapd-officer-jacqueline-montalvo-killed-in-diamond-bar-crash-was-drunk/Comments (17)

But, I've only pasted the once that are the most uh... uh... compelling.

LAPD Officer· 290 weeks ago


She was not scheduled to testify in any case that had anything to do with the LAPD, just the normal patrol officer's criminal cases, that all officers testify to on a daily basis. No investigator will do a presumptive test on a deceased person. The victim/suspect is dead, they are not going anywhere and the coroner (who is very busy with pressing murder cases and others more important cases than an "accident" will do the most through test on the deceased.



LAPD Officer· 290 weeks ago


Oh and by the way... Police Officers are not above the law, they are susceptible to the same weakness and frailties that all human beings are. She was drunk, she drove drunk and she paid the ultimate price. That is not a reflection on her profession, but in her choices that day. We all make bad choices and we all (police or not) pay for them sooner or later.



JR· 95 weeks ago


Jacqueline ate and drank (with a male off duty officer) for several hours at a bar in Chino Hills before she got into her car and crashed. I was there with friends. There is no conspiracy here.





JR· 95 weeks ago


Jacqueline ate and then drank for several hours at a popular hot spot in Chino Hills immediately before the crash. I was there with friends. The male off-duty officer she was drinking with received the ominous phone call while still at the bar. There is no conspiracy here, just an unfortunate event.


anonymoussorta· 86 weeks ago


Despite all this, of course it could all be a coincidence. Surely, Officer Montalvo wasn't murdered for what seems such a small case.


Let's take a look at what Officer Montalvo's testimony could have engendered -

 She was going against this prosecution, and she was going to have to say that John Gregozek and James Hoffman with the blessing of their supervisor, Jeffrey Dunn, had falsified a number in an effort to essentially rail road me, and have the city attorney bring unwarranted criminal charges. Then, when no plea was accepted by me - seven search warrants with these exact same false allegations, sworn to by Detective John Gregozek and then James Hoffman. 

So we know that Gregozek, Hoffman, Dunn, have now behaved corruptly. But why?

Why was this "Elite Unit," working so so hard( evidence of that, coming) to turn me into a stalker, a creep, and a criminal? Long after they knew everything told to them by Mathilde Notaro and Stef Willen(the only "witnesses" they would ever claim to talk to(via phone) they persisted and persisted, using the public's money, to close the deal.

What deal. Why would they want to close any deal. Why they were on such a case, in the first place, is also a good question.  According to Gregozek, they were on the case because I sued Notaro for defamation.


"What could I do. You sued her." he said to my mother when she asked him why he was doing what he was doing.

Because I sued her for defamation.... I did sue her for defamation. Who were the lawyers that would represent her in that suit - Lavely and Singer. Allison Hart Sievers. Marty Singer's firm. Allison Hart Sievers is often co- counsel with Marty Singer


Perhaps you've heard of Lavely and Singer. There's a better chance you've heard of Marty Singer. 

You see, Marty Singer, is infamous. Infamous for cleaning up the messes of assorted big name celebrities, politicians, financial entities.

Here's a few names: George Soros, Harry Reid, The Julius Baer Bank(against Wikileaks) Arnold Shwartzenegger, Charlie Sheen, Sylvester Stallone, Demi Moore, Jennifer Aniston, Kim Kardashian, Chris Rock. .... Tig Notaro.


One of these things is not like the other... Tig Notaro? Who is that,many still say. But back in 2008 till 2011... back before she became semi obscure by claiming cancer... everyone said,"Who is that and how can she afford Marty Singer?"


Back when this started, Notaro was a semi succesful comedian. Mostly known for being friends with Sarah Silverman and other bigger names in "Alternative Comedy."


What I didn't know, and most anyone would not know is that Notaro had another very wealthy and connected friend named Nick Kroll. And I sure didn't know that Nick Kroll had a big plan to get famous. Favor for Favor, and to use his impressive connections. He'd composed a "list" and he'd write checks to those on the list or send them on fancy vacations, take them on one of his father's private jets, and in return, they would cast him or book him on assorted talk shows. He'd also hit up on his family's press contacts to get glowing articles and mentions. Much of that is in the Kroll Show Review link below. 

At the time, I had never heard the name Nick Kroll. But, soon in I saw that he was listed as a key witness to the events of April 29th 2008. Then, later he would submit a vicious and false statement to the prosecutors two months before trial, when Martin Boags was aiming to add more charges in order to terrorize me into a plea bargain.

As you can see, he  is mentioned - look at April 29th 2008.


And here he is listed  5th on this witness list.

 Oddly, this is the first time since the first fraud police report, that he is mentioned. His statement to the prosecutor is being sought by Alissa Malzman -who so far refuses to hand over many things. I do have a copy in an old computer that died and the minute I get the money I will retrieve it.

But, for now, we know that Notaro or Kroll have placed Nick Kroll at the alleged incident of April 29th 2008 -
Notaro alleges that many crimes occurred. pushing patrons. disorderly conduct, menacing, trespassing, assault, battery, stalking, harassment etc.

Nick Kroll will be a witness, he has assured the prosecutors and police. Gregozek will submit that all of their allegations are true. Based on what? Based on his phone chats with Mathilde "Tig" Ntoaro and Stef Laurel Willen - nothing more - as admitted in subsequent interrogatories - (paste here)

Yet, the trained professionals - Officers and Montalvo - don't believe any of that. After talking to Notaro and whomever else Notaro had told her to talk to, Montalvo gave a quizzical smile and then conferred with Officer Badar - this prompted Badar to say, " Ladies you are free to go home. There's been no crime here."  Then Badar said something that we could not make sense of for a long time -
" If I were you, I'd get a lawyer."

In the same document please note that the names of Montalvo and Badar are omitted,


of the other alleged officers that had to come to a "scene" Patrol officers only...





Here it's the police were called and they arrived . we know that not only did no police arrive, no police were ever called. So, this is all very fishy. invented incidences. invented cops. invented incident numbers. Considering the accusation made related to that date - The owner had to lockdown the club for an hour - why wouldn't police be called. Later, Notaro would say that the club was, "on lockdown for 3 hours" as my sister and I tried to break in repeatedly.

All for an unknown comic with the irritating name of "Tig" Notaro?

No. All for,  and all due to Nick Kroll's involvement and counsel throughout.

This is how that went down: Notaro made a bad choice. She hated me for no reason, that I can understand and she decided to create ugly lies about me. When I learned of this, I tried to appeal to her and make her stop doing this. She wouldn't and so my sister and I took legal and unthreatening measures to have her cut it out. Again, she made the choice to continue with her smear campaign.

Not knowing what to do, I went online and wrote some humorous things on the message board, Datalounge. Very soon in tons of information was coming out of the posters there. In short, Notaro was a known creep. A liar. Offline I met two comedians who described Notaro as a "predator." A friend of Notaro's from Denver contacted by e-mail and told me Notaro was a sociopath and she knew Willen and didn't see her as a sociopath, but as an obsessed loon, whose whole life revolved around Notaro.

Understandably, Notaro didn't like to see these kinds of things online. She had long sought to be famous. Sometime during this week long time period, her friend, Nick Kroll, told her she needed to save her "brand." To do so he counseled her she needed Marty Singer and the law firm of Lavely and Singer. They would hook her up with dirty cops in the Threat Management Unit. They'd make sure that her interests were protected.

First step was for Lavely and Singer and Allison Hart Sievers(Or Marty Singer since we have not been given the "cease and desist" letters) to take down anything negative written about Notaro, from datalounge. The webmaster, seeing Marty Singer's notoriously threatening and over the top letters, complied. But, this didn't stop me or the others from talking about Notaro. Her removal of threads had the "Streisand effect," and she likely wanted to do something to stop it.

Since Notaro is a sociopath, it never occurred to her to apologize profusely for her decision to start a vicious smear campaign against a stranger. No. She would let Marty Singer and Nick Kroll take care of it. The Threat Management Unit recognized that she and Willen were liars and did not want anything more to do with this matter, after May 7th 2008. But, when I dared sue Notaro for trying to ruin my life by deeply damaging defamation-- Lavely and Singer and the Threat Management Unit were brought back into the picture.

Here is a link, written by an unbiased individual that sums up what is going on with Marty Singer and the Threat Management Unit.

https://losangeleslessconfidential.wordpress.com/


How did she afford Marty Singer's 500 - 800 an hour fees? Well, Nick Kroll's family is so rich and connected that he either paid them or Singer owed him some favor, and no one had to pay.

Franica Tawn(a public defender, assigned early on) told me, "Notaro's lawyers are contacting the prosecutors a lot... very interesting. She refused to elaborate, when I asked her what that means.

Here's the stuff that I got, over time, that evidences Lavely and Singer's contacts with Gregozek and the prosecutors. Interestinlgy, Kelly Boyer would not add the charges, Allison Hart Sievers demanded and they had to get notoriously dirty prosecutors like Jennifer Waxler, Felise "Backfat" Kalpakian, and Martin Boags(a man who unbenched his own father - Judge Charles Boags)

Look how charges and search warrants are demanded: 





Look how Mathilde, "Tig" Notaro is able to get out of a subpoeona when Lavely and Singer is involved.

Ramirez let Notaro out of the subpoena. Kelly Boyer(god bless her) refused to add any charges because none of this was true and there never was any evidence this was true. Jennifer Waxler did submit to Lavely and Singer's wishes and that is an interesting bit of insane corruption by the City Attorney of Los Angeles.


How connected and wealthy is this Nick Kroll?

Well, this letter from Internal Affairs is not fair,


































and not one thing in this case, was fair. In fact, it was criminal and it was evil, because at the time of all this began, Bill Bratton,was a high level employee of Nick Kroll's father, Jules Kroll. All the judges, and prosecutors and cops could be scouted by Jules Kroll and be on easy street.
http://henypire.blogspot.com/2014/01/review-of-kroll-show.html

This in particular:
In the late 1970s, he(Jules Kroll) helped create a new market for corporate investigations. A onetime Manhattan assistant district attorney, he realized that corporations would pay big for an investigative firm that could dig out employee fraud and other malfeasance.He recruited a savvy coterie of former CIA spies, FBI agents, and prosecutors by paying them as much as twice their public-sector salaries.


But there's more to Kroll's success than waving big paychecks at top talent. He has long inspired loyalty among his staff by remembering the names of even the lowliest clerical workers. He once even lent one promising young investigator the downpayment for his house. The personable Kroll is an avid schmoozer, too.



Though, Charlie Beck would sign off to the lawless and unfair responses to my internal affairs complaints

Now Ray Kelly also has been hired by Kroll.  The allegations made to the Internal Affairs were clearly very valid. There can be no dispute that John Gregozek, James Hoffman and Sam Moreno lied under oath and that no search warrants were warranted, but were ordered by Allison Hart Sievers of Lavely and Singer and so the corrupt Gregozek complied


For some reason the main judge in my case, and a judge that made incredibly lawless ruling and statements, was mayor Villargroassas sister, Mary Lou Villar. Jules Kroll and Marty Singer are close associates and friends of Mayor Villargrossa. So is Charlie Beck.













Aside of the fact, that at that time, Nick Kroll was volunteering to bear false witness, Bratton was the cheif of Police. The mayor was a close friend and associate of Jules, Jeremy, and Lynn Kroll. So were all the judges, who were appointed by Arnold Shwartzenneger. Arnold Shwartezeneger was not only a client of Marty Singer(and liked Kroll Inc.) but I was told by a very reliable source that Shwartzenegger is very grateful to Marty Singer for covering up all his dirt, throughout the years, and so when it came time to appoint judges, Marty Singer was the one who decided.

Considering what I saw and experienced, I believe this to be absolutely true. The fact that all the lawless and corrupt judges in my case were recent Shwartzenneger appointees was something I noticed throughout - Judge Mary Lou Villar, Judge Georgina Ricz, Judge Samantha Jessner, Judge Karla Kerlin, Judge Robert Vanderet, Judge Maria Stratton. I won't even go into the search warrant judge(Craig Richman) cause they were likely just tricked by Gregozek et al. But, Craig Richman then showing up as  hearing judge is suspicious.

So, in short --- incredibly bad odds to get any justice. Cards stacked beyond belief. The power of Kroll, of Marty Singer, of the state(now those who are trying to please Marty Singer and Jules Kroll's son so they can get great jobs ASAP)


And, since they'd anticipated that I'd lay down and die, early on, the whole thing became a threatening mess to them...The set up described here https://losangeleslessconfidential.wordpress.com/

would face too much scrutiny. The civil suits, if the charges were dismissed, would entail a million dollar plus compensation, if ever heard by a jury in any civil rights case, that had to follow. Gregozek, Dunn, Defoe, Hoffman, Viramontes, and others in the LAPD's Threat Management were working as a "thug force." The new Anthony Pelicanos. The new Arneson( Google those names and note that Judge Karla Kerlin shows up too)

As of February 22nd 2010, the Stalinesque comptency plot had been foiled. The 31 days of illegal jailing(AKA coercive confinement) hadn't compelled me to take any plea bargain. After ordering the documents that proved that Notaro(and her witnesses Griffe, Seccia, and Mark Flanagan) had lied in a big way, Boags did not do the right thing - instead of calling into to the attention of the powers that be, and having it all dismissed with a settlement offer to compensate me and my family for this nightmare, they'd put us through, Martin Boags added four charges as a means to terrify me into accepting their plea.

As of February 22nd I was facing seven charges. Some serious, though all misdemeanors. I could have faced  7 years had I got Samantha Jessner, Robert Martinez, or Robert Vanderet as judges, because all three were trial judges, and they were and are, as corrupt as can be.

Enter Heidi Feigin, Sam Consuegra, Julius Quinn Roberts, Officer Jaqueline Montalvo- all coming to court to sign up as my witness... to testify, under oath, that none of what was alleged had happened. Quinn could have testified to the lie about the police coming. Sam would testify that there was no incident of any kind at the Tsunami coffee house, Feigin could testify that Notaro was a liar(her words, " why is she lying like this) and she could show that not only was Notaro lying but Gregozek et al, were perpetuating these lies to railroad me. And, very importantly, she could attest to the fact that someone was calling her( She thought it was Hunter Siedman- Notaro agent) but I don't think it was him. Heidi Feigin told Alissa Malzman Sterling that Heidi was now going to be an even better witness, because she was getting really "pissed off" that Notaro's agent was calling her repeatedly and saying, " Why are you testifying for the other side."

All that testimony (Which was squashed by a ruling that followed no law) would have exposed a lot.

But, let's focus on what Officer Montalvo could have brought to this terrible table - 

She could bear witness, that TMU detective, John Gregozek, had not only written out false statements by two clearly malicious woman, as gospel, but he'd falsified an incident number, to impart some ... I don't know. I know he falsified a number. He'd also either sought out Montalvo to try to get her to lie or he never sought her out. Either way, that was very damning for him and this unit. Jeffrey Dunn, and Hoffman and now the whole unit was involved






What else could Montalvo's testimony accomplish? 






Her testimony directly contradicted Nick Kroll's ugly lie filled testimony to the prosecutors. Had that come out, Nick Kroll's role as the ringleader in all of this would come out and it would not be good for Jules Kroll's son and his aspirations. He's wasted hundreds of thousand dollars of the city's money on some sick game.




It would not be good for Marty Singer. He'd terrorized and stolen from a holocaust survivor( My mother) It would not be good for the City Attorney, The DA(Richard Vagnozzi and the rest in Division 95) the Shwartezenner appointee judges- Kerlin, Jessner, Maria Stratton, Robert Vanderet, Mary Lou Villar et al. Division 95's dual ( and super sinister) purpose of terrorizing defendants into plea bargains.

















Work in progress.... Still must work more on the Lauren D. part and a few others. But, if I die o natural or unnatural causes... best to just get it out...


Sad to see how John Gregozek not only hasn't been brought to justice, but still has his gun, and badge, and how instead of being in prison, he repeatedly has gotten away with putting innocent people in jail.

A recent google search shows that he is now a Sargent at L.A's South East Division.  Another google search shows that maybe a Sargent is not a demotion.

When you consider what John Gregozek's aims are, it must feel to him as a demotion.

Why? Because now John Gregozek can't work for Marty Singer (or Jules Kroll - both had pull in my case) and he can't fix cases for celebrities like Pauley Perrette, or wannabe celebrities like Tig Notaro ( when such wannabes happen to be considered as the best friends of Jules Kroll's son, Nick Kroll.)

 Since I am sure that this sausage faced menace to society,





 loved his cushy position at the LAPD's Threat Management Unit -where he got to rub shoulders with the rich and famous. Names like Selena Gomez, Mila Kunis, Jennifer Aniston- I'm sure he sees any other position but being a Detective at the Threat Managment as a step down.

No longer can he be the Steve Arneson to Anthony Pellicano and Marty Singer.

https://losangeleslessconfidential.wordpress.com/

I hope that Gregozek's role in CASE 8CA1054, and how all the charges he pressed for were shown to be baseless, and the product of his unholy alliance with Jules Kroll's son Nick, and Marty Singer's law firm -  Lavely and Singer - had something to do with his removal.

What a strange little unit that is - Former head Gregory Boles now works for Kroll. Another former head, Robert Martin, retained Lavely and Singer for a defamation suit, awhile back. The most recent head of the TMU - Jeffrey Dunn- retired at the age of 45.

Detective on my case and the case of Coyote Shivers, Martha Defoe, Retired at 44 years old. Cletus moved to Missing Persons. Gregozek no longer in the unit.  All strange considering that this is a unit that officers would not leave or take early retirement from.

Forget about law or justice. Forget about the decimation of me and my family. What a waste of money, energy, manpower, resulted from Gregozek's errand boy to famed Los Angeles Entertainment firms policing style.

But, of course, I can't know the exact details of why he's gone... YET.

Maybe I'll get lucky and again get wind of some of the already striking shows of possible karma in my case: Martin Boags losing his mother, sister and wife in quick succession after my case was not "wrapped up" by him.  vicious character assassin, Harris Wittels, dead at 30. What very happened happened to con artist, pathological liar, perjurer, and very satisfied client of John Gregozek and Lavely and singer - Tig Notaro?

I was told by Stef Willen that Notaro despised her mother, and now that I believe that her mother dying in a freak part is the only part of her cancer tale that is true -- hard to know if she has felt any cosmic repercussions for her crimes. Stef Willen however made out like a bandit. She went from no resume to a fixed Mcsweeney's win( John Hodgman and a few others at Mcsweeney's made sure she won that, "column contest". Then Nick Kroll put her in a Funny or Die Video. Then Stef Willen who had zero credits to her name was suddenly on This American Life with Ira Glass.

Then, Nick Kroll pulled some more insane strings to make a non press person- who did no press work- an L.A Press award. Then, all these ill gotten gains were used to sway a literary agent to push Stef Willen's fraudulent accomplishments into turning her "Mcsweeney's Column" into a book deal.

But, let's get back to the star of this here post, John Gregozek

This blogger gets your name wrong, Gregozek... calls you Jim, but it's you, and he's right on about everything he figured out. Viramontes shows up in my case too. Also in a very dubious role. This blogger figured out what I figured out - You are the new Mark Arneson, and your unit is Pellicano's replacement.

https://losangeleslessconfidential.wordpress.com/

Why do I want John Gregozek(and many others ) brought to justice?

Well, I allege that John Gregozek was the man chosen to make Tig Notaro, Stef Willen, and Nick Kroll's frauds official. He controlled the narrative and he chose to knowingly and willfully present a false and destructive(to me and my family) narrative in order to please those he thought could advance his dreams and goals.  I could do nothing for him and so he regarded me as an ant.

Who was he trying to please? Nick Kroll.

Nick Kroll that ugly kid on the League, and the abysmal "Kroll Show." The one who won the heart of Amy Poehler? So in love that they color coordinate yet!



Yes and No. Yes it's this Don Juan who now can call him self the star of a movie starring Rose Byrne and Bobby Carnavale.

 Nearly eight years ago, when I saw Nick Kroll's name listed as an eyewitness  to all sort of invented incidences, I gave him a google. I'd never heard that name until 2008, when his name was listed on Notaro's affidavit. Was on a cavemen show. cancelled. some youtube videos where he was appearing to try to be the very poor man's Sasha Baron Cohen.

Did not look one bit familiar though he put him self right near us ( my sister in particular)
Until his statement to the prosecutor on January 21st of 2010, he was never thought of. After the statement we realized he was one depraved liar.
Throughout the civil suits and all the years and fights that followed the dismissal of the charges on March 23rd 2010, Nick Kroll was seen as some loosely aligned creep. He never came to any court to swear to any of his lies, under oath.

Flash forward to us having to basically flee L.A because we knew then that the fix was in and forces were in place that made any peace or justice impossible.

In December of 2013 I'm reading an article unrelated to anything in my case... I see... "Kroll Securities"
I think... probably a common name... google and see this and this and this led to this


this is nearly identical.

son of Jules Kroll and current employer of past TMU supervisor, Gregory Boles , and Marty Singer- infamous fixer for guilty celebrity's or anyone who can pay his huge hourly fees.



On August 30th 2008, John Gregozek claims that a Mathilde Notaro contacted him by phone. Then he'd claim that on May 2nd 2008 he was summoned to the offices of Lavely and Singer to pick up, "Forums and E-mails."




This is all we were given as to Sargent Gregozek's "investigation" regarding the phone call from Mathilde Notaro








I can't know how this comes across to anyone seeing it, and not knowing the truth. I'm sure it looks scary. Maybe, some would see that a lot of this as suspicious, on its face. But, since I can't know I'll do my best to lay it out for you, because you are witnessing a fraud in action. A very ugly and wasteful fraud that would lead to more and more and more destructive fraud. 


The most compelling thing about this is that this was never filed with the restraining order court of Judge Gerald Rosenberg. Only some sloppy forms and a sloppy affidavit were filed with that court.

Gregozek did not show up to testify. No police officers of any kind show up to assist "Tig" Notaro with her vendetta on that day  - May 28th 2008.

And, by all evidence, after drafting these lies up, Gregozek and the other detectives from the LAPD's Threat Management Unit all had no intention of getting involved. After May 7th 2008, the matter, as far as they were concerned- was dropped. Had I listened to Gregozek and Hoffman's advice, " Just stay off the internet and your troubles will be over." Well, no that wouldn't have worked. Because later on after he'd press for the bogus charges and a city attorney would comply with one -violation of a court order- he'd tell my mother, " What could I do. You sued her didn't you." as the only response to her asking him how he could be doing this, when he knew that Notaro and Willen were lying since they had been caught in many lies way before the charge was added sometime in August of 2008.

Note how these were only submitted to the City attorney after the lawsuit against Notaro was filed. Report was taken on April 30th 2008 and charge for stalking was attempted after the lawsuit was filed on Notaro and called to the attention of her lawyers at Lavely and Singer. The stalking charge would be rejected as it should have been but flash forward a year and a few months later and a Martin Boags would file such a charge when faced with smoking gun exculpatory evidence of not just my innocence but of Gregozek and a few "witnesses" complicity in trying have Notaro win a conviction based on invented incidences and assorted false accusations

Exhibit to show Notaro is a liar and that the inclusion of the cases involving her sister can only hurt Notaro’s “case.”

3. a.Why doesn’t Notaro mention the “violence” of August 29,2008.
Did Alisa Spitzberg really ever harass, stalk or even bother Notaro? Did Lauren ever harass Notaro?

Is Notaro a liar who has lied under oath and under penalty of perjury?


Notaro’s statement to LAPD- as to the August 29, 2007 “incident.
In September 2007 - Spitzberg arrived at the coffee shop and confronted Willen and Notaro. Willen ignored Spitzberg and walked out of the shop with Notaro. Spitzberg stepped in front of Willen and said, “You trying to avoid me.” Willen ignored Spitzberg who then pushed Notaro.

Notaro and Willen left without reporting the incident.

Notaro statement to Spector –investigator for Public Defender
While sitting together and waiting at tsunamis café late one night for this deaf landlord to show up Notaro said that Alisa all of a sudden and surprisingly walked in. Notaro stated that Alisa immediately walked up to their table and “accused” them meaning herself and Willen of being together. Notaro stated Alisa then began yelling and cussing at the two of them. Notaro said is was very much a verbal tirade against the two of them. While Alisa continued yelling at both of them Notaro said a mini bottle of vodka fell out of one. of Spitzberg’s jacket pockets. At one point while all of this was going on Notaro said she then stood up and she was now standing right next to Alisa.

After standing up, Notaro stated that Alisa then Shoved her with both her hands, as well as she next said, “ are you Steph’s keeper.”
After that had occurred Notaro advised that both she and Willen then left this coffee shop, due to the fact they didn’t want any more violence to occur on Alisa’s part. As they quickly walked out of this coffee shop, Notaro said that Alisa continued to follow them out of this location on foot.
Sworn affidavit of Mathilde Notaro- as to the August 29, 2007 “incident.
In late August of 2007, I accompanied my friend Stephanie to the Tsunami Café in Silverlake, CA. Alisa Spitzberg approached us at our table and aggressively yelled insults at the two of us, including, “fucking dyke,.” “ugly.” “cunt,” “bitch.” Etc.
We ignored her and went outside, but she followed us and became angrier and more belilligerent. As I motioned for Stephanie to gather her belongings to leave, Alisa came closer and pushed me.





Court testimony of notaro describing August 29,2007

LANDLORD AT SUNAMI CAFE."  AND IT WAS MAYBE 8:00  O'CLOCK AT NIGHT.
   AND I SAID:  "THAT DOESN'T MAKE
SENSE.  IT DOES NOT SOUND SAFE."
“SO I HAD COFFEE WITH STEF, AND ALISA WALKED IN. AND WHEN SHE SAW US SITTING TOGETHER, SHE SAID -- SHE SAT DOWN AND WAS LIKE: 
OH ARE YOU GUYS BACK TOGETHER?AND WE WERE JUST IGNORING HER.  SHE WAS VERY AGGRESSIVE, AND VERY JUST PERSISTENT AND GOT IN OUR SPACE WE IGNORED HER.  AND THEN A BOTTLE OF VODKA FELL OUT OF HER PURSE, AND SHE PUT IT BACK IN HER PURSE, AND SHE KEPT  SAYING:  "YOU KNOW, YOU GUYS LOOK GREAT TOGETHER.  THIS IS GREAT," AND, YOU KNOW, WHATEVER. SHE SAID:  "ARE YOU TRYING TO AVOID ME?"
I KEPT SAYING TO STEF TO JUST IGNORE HER, JUST IGNORE HER. THEN ALISA SAID:  "OH, ARE  YOU HER FUCKING KEEPER?"
   I SAID, "GO GET YOUR STUFF.   LET'S JUST GO." AND WHEN I DID, ALISA GOT IN MY FACE AND PUSHED ME. 

AND THEN STEF WENT IN TO GET HER STUFF.  WE WALKED OUT OF THE CAFE TOWARDS THE -- WHERE WE WERE PARKED ON THE  STREET, AND ALISA FOLLOWED US AGAIN CALLING US DISGUSTING BULL DIKES, CUNTS, JUST ALL THESE HORRENDOUS NAMES.


Willen’s Statement from Follow up investigation - august 29th 2007 “incident.”

Notaro waited with Willen at approximately 2000 hours, Spitzberg arrived at sat down next to Willen and Notaro.. Spitzberg appeared intoxicated and began interrupting and insulting Notaro and Willen. Spitzberg told Willen that she was “horrible and despicable.” And “how could I be so wrong about you.” Willen walked outside and spitzberg called Willen a, “ Dumb ugly dyke.” Spitzberg then pushed Notaro. Willen stepped between Notaro and Spitzberg, and Notaro suggested they leave. Notaro and Willen walked away while Spitzberg shouted insults at them.
Court testimony of willen as to august 29,2007- transcript --- pg. 20
MS. WILLEN:  YES, IT IS.      THE COURT:  WHEN WAS THAT?
MS. WILLEN:  I BELIEVE I WAS THERE AT 7:00.  TIG   CAME AFTERWARDS, AND I'M NOT QUIET SURE, BUT I BELIEVE IT  WAS AROUND 8:00, A LITTLE AFTER.
THE COURT:  THAT'S 8:00 IN THE EVENING?
MS. WILLEN:  YES.
THE COURT:  DID SHE SPEAK TO MS. NOTARO MS. WILLEN:  YES, SHE SPOKE AT US.
THE COURT:  OKAY.  WHAT DID SHE SAY?
WILLEN: A SLURRY OF HOSTILE WORDS. SHE STARTED WITH WHAT BASICLY --"OH, YOU GUYS ARE TOGETHER.YOU LOOK GREAT.  YOU LOOK GREAT. TOGETHER. NO WONDER ALL THE GALS LIKE YOU. LOOKS LIKE YOU ARE WEARING THE SAME PANTS." THEN IT MOVED ON TO -- WE WEREN'T RESPONDING TO HER.  WE WERE JUST TALKING AS IF SHE WASN'T THERE.  SHE GOT MORE HOSTILE AND MORE IN OUR FACE.  AND SHE JUST DID STUFF -- TRYING TO DENIGRATE OUR CHARACTER;
YOU KNOW:YOU GUYS ARE UGLY.  HOW COULDYOU DO THIS TO ME.  HOW COULD YOU NOT TALK TO ME; YOU ACT LIKE YOU DON'T
LIKE YOU DON'T
 EVEN KNOW ME."




And if she now Notaro contendes that the harassment started here, was there ever really harassment? Not according to Heidi Feigin “the agent” Notaro places right there and not according to Griffee,
Notaro From Police report –April 7.2008- 9 months later!

On April 7, 2008 Notaro was performing at Largo. At approximately 2130 hours Notaro was talking to her agent when Spitzerg stepped in front of her and stated, “ You remember me?” Notaro told Spitzberg that she did not want to talk to her. Spitzberg
continued staying in front of Notaro. Notaro asked security to remove Spitzberg.
Notaro’s statement in Affidavit- April 7, 2008

On the evening of April 7, 2,008. I performed at Largo in Hollywood, CA.. After I got off stage alisa approached me to ask if I remembered her. I said plainly, “Yes, I do.” And then continued a conversation I was having with my agent. Alisa interrupted saying “no you don’t remember me. I said, Yes the night we met you were being aggressive and you pushed me. I remember you and I don’t want to talk to you at all. Leave me alone. Alisa became quickly enraged and insisted repeatedly that I was lying. Because I was afraid it would escalate, I had Michael Griffee, the doorman at largo, escort her out of the building.

transcript testimony of Notaro of april 7 –gets date wrong but insignificant
MS. NOTARO:  ON APRIL 12 SHE SHOWED UP, AND AFTER SHE SHOWED, I WAS SPEAKING TO MY AGENT, ALISA INTERRUPTED ME, AND SAID:"YOU DON'T REMEMBER ME.  DO YOU REMEMBER ME?" I SAID, "I DO," AND THEN TURNED BACK TO MY AGENT. THEN SHE INTERRUPTED ME AGAIN.  SHE SAID "I DON'T THINK YOU REMEMBER ME." I SAID, "I DO REMEMBER YOU.  TIME I MET YOU YOU WERE AGGRESSIVE. YOU PUSHED ME, AND I DON'T WANT TO TALK TO YOU AT ALL."THEN SHE GOT IN MY FACE AND -- IF YOU WILL EXCUSE ME, I WILL TELL YOU WHAT SHE SAID.
THE COURT:  TELL ME WHAT SHE SAID
MS. NOTARO: SHE CALLED ME A CRAZY DIKE CUNT GOT IN THE MY FACE.  AND AT THAT POINT I HAD THE SECURITYREMOVE HER, AND HE IS ALSO HERE.SHE SHOWED UPCLAIMING THAT SHE DIDN'T KNOW THAT I WAS PERFORMING THERE AND SHE SHOWED UP – SHE'S STALKING  THIS PERSON THAT WE HAVE IN COMMON FOR THE PAST YEAR, SO I  KNOW SHE CAME TO THE SHOW LOOKING FOR STEPHANIE.







So, by using "Tig" Notaro and Stef Willen's statements made to him "via phone." Gregozek tried and failed to get me charged with stalking after The lawsuit was served on Tig Notaro (post August 13th 2008)

Using the same now long disproven false allegations,  Gregozek would also try to file a violation of a restraining order charge. But for this charge he'd now tell the prosecutors and then the assorted judges(when he applied for 7 search warrants)

So now we have John Gregozek succeeding in getting Lavely and Singer client and Nick Kroll's "best and oldest comedy friend" not only getting Notaro "awarded" a restraining order but a bogus criminal charge wrought from a void restraining order ( void for many reasons:

and on october 16th 2008 an unassigned public defender, Nicky Meehan, approached me with great vigor - You've been offered a rare plea... you should take it.

Me: what

Nicky: Informal diversion. 12 or more classes or anger management.

Me: NO. not plea.

Nicky:

On that date, the city attorney filed the charge witihout even being given the restrainingorder. and though Gregozek would say that the order was served on me by court personell. that didn't happen. I was never served wit that order and Alissa Malzmana nd the other lawyers had a duty to do use that in my defense but did not.




On January 13th 2009, Gregozek was contacted again, by Marty Singer's right hand woman, Allison Sievers( of the Lavely and Singer law firm.)

These are the letters that we only made available to us in 2011, when they were handed over in discovery by unsavory City Attorney, Elizabeth Mitchell.



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This was only handed over in discovery, for a civil suit filed by me, my mother and my sister. A suit that by all evidence, and law - we should have won. Note that one page was not handed over. 


According to this document (dated February 3rd 2009 and faxed to someone on that same day) City Attorney Kelly Boyer, added four charges to the defendant(me) on January 27th 2009, based on what Allison Sievers ordered, and then we have to presume - the incriminating evidence found by Gregozek





Let's look at that closely


Action Taken - Four Counts 273.6 filed by CA Boyer( Right hand. last line)

Let's look closer at the supplemental information filed by John Gregozek(note no supervisor this time does not sign off and Gregozek himself does not sign it. What that exactly means - I do not know.)

Note that this was not given to me until March 12th 2009, and the public defender either did not have it or was not aware of it but no one told me that such a filing had occurred as of March 12th 2009, when I decided I had to be my own  lawyer and so "discovery" was given me. As of March 12th 2009, I only knew I was facing the one bogus charge

Anyway, back to the info supplied by Gregozek to someone. 


And, according to this same report,Gregozek proclaims that indeed Kelly Boyer did file such charges.





Okay, so anyone viewing this would think... Here's the chain of events-  


1)Notaro's private civil lawyer (who was representing her in the defamation suit against her.) is contacting "Kelly" and Gregozek to provide them with evidence that I am violating a restraining order. 
2) Gregozek does the leg work- get the warrants (see below) and sure of four crimes, presents such evidence to city attorney, Kelly Boyer.

3) City Attorney,Kelly Boyer, evaluates the evidence brought to her. We can assume that it what was discovered after numerous searches etc.  Gregozek hints at his work, but does not offer detail as to what he found. What she sees, gives her reason to add four criminal charges to the one, I then faced.

The next date would be January 29th 2009. On that date, there was a pretrial hearing in the case: On that Date, Kelly Boyer was the prosecutor, and did she add the four charges Gregozek said she did. Did she add any charges?


Let's make that bigger:




As you can see, no charges were added. Kelly Boyer was present, but she wasn't adding anything. What is that about?



So, January 29th 2009, came and went and I was not told of any charges, and had no clue that Lavely and Singer's errand boy, John Gregozek, had been conducting extensive searches - exigent circumstance searches.

I  had no clue on that date, and would have no clue until a month and a half later when, I noticed this the February 2nd report and then tons of page of search warrants - signed by a total of three judges.



Was there cause for such extreme measures?  Would disclosure of these records impede the investigation, and place the victim(s) and witness(es) in danger.

Gregozek writes them of an investigation in progress by the LAPD. That sounds very serious, doesn't it?


The truth of the matter is there was no "investigation."  There was no probable cause for any charge or any search warrants. There was a fix. There was a cover up. John Gregozek was working on the orders of Nick Kroll, and Marty Singer.  Because this was Judge Samantha Jessner, he knew he did not have to include one reason for such unusual and lawless warrants.

All Gregozek planned to do, and had to do, was impart that he was an expert. No evidence was needed. Just his presentation to Judge Samantha Jessner that he was an expert who not only guarded celebrities and other VIPS but HER.... 



Let's look at that a little closer - 



Here, Gregozek is telling these judges(there would be a few with these search warrants) that he's a big time expert. That's bad enough, cause as an expert he knows very well I'm no stalker and that by law, Notaro and him have been stalking me - filing false reports, harassing me using the criminal and civil courts etc. 

If that's not bad enough he is telling these judges - "Hey I protect you" if you need it.  How is it one bit relevant - "Which includes threats towards elected officials" plus the city worker part.


Mathilde Notaro had alleged an incident of violence to Gregozek. But very early on, that was shown to be a lie, when the manager of the coffee shop(where she'd invented violence and verbal tirades)

There is also an investigators report( will post as soon as I find it) In it Sam Consuegra seems spooked by something but he makes the excited utterance , " There was no violence that night."



Not to mention that she'd changed her statements to such a degree that it was clear, as early as May 28th 2008 that everything she and Willen were sayingafter report after report to judges and others - saying that Boyer filed four charges, over and over again.   what happened at the next pretrial hearing. What was Public Defender, Franica Tawn, doing during this time. What about Investigator Neil Spector.






I claimed that as of March 12th 2009, when I demanded discovery when I had to become my own lawyer, I had no clue that any more charges were added AND that I was not aware of any search warrants - here's your evidence that I could not have known about the search warrants.

How could I not know? By law I had to be notified - Well these were exigent circumstance warrants - approved by Judge Samantha Jessner, with no explanation as to why such extraordinary measures be taken- Remember there was no violence or evidence that if I found out.... the "victim" could be in an jeopardy. Nevertheless, an exigent search warrant or warrants, were conducted. there was a false allegation of violence that was now a year and half old and their was a known witness - Sam Conseugra- who had signed an affidavit saying there was no activity of any kind - no violence. No verbal argument. 







In fact, there was absolutely no probable cause. There was no reason other than a Lavely and Singer lawyer telling their errand boy, Johh Gregozek, to do this - 

Look what an errand boy he was.

 Check out May 6nd 2008- Picks up forums and emails from the offices of Lavely and singer. 




And, he had no idea who wrote anything and nothing ever written by me was in any way - criminal. None of these "forums and emails" were not only not shown to be even written by me, but nothing in these forums or emails were remotely criminal. Also, at a twelve day trial and throughout the 2 year long malicious prosecution - they were never introduced into evidence.

Look at the part in green: we see he knows he needs to use serial numbers. He responds to a residence and we must suppose that the residenc and not Notaro. They drive from downtown L.A with three detectives - Defoe now too. Hoffman. Gregozek. All the way to Santa Monica and only a residence will respond to them and Notaro will identify me by one photograph? So we have a talking residence or a silent residence who needs to be brought to court to be cross examined. I am kidding, reader ... I know that



And, errand boy to Lavely and Singer - John Gregozek- files the proof of service with the court - 


Note: Files nothing else. Filed not one document compared to this - filed by same Gregozek and same Lavely and Singer http://tmz.vo.llnwd.net/o28/newsdesk/tmz_documents/0720_aniston_2.pdf

And, something happens, where the TMU not want even their names listed. By all indications nothing was done by this unit past May 7th 2008. When I sued for defamation Gregozek was back on the case saying things like, " What could I do. You sued her didn't you." as the response to her question, "Why are you doing this. You know that girl(Notaro) is a liar."



















This was filed but never entered in the minutes, and Ms. Tawn never mentioned it to me and so I had no idea she filed this. The fact that this is not listed in any docket or minutes or whatever is astounding. The fact that Franica Tawn made no attempt to pursue this or correct the record, is just too incredible to believe









So many things. Beyond so many. I see that you are making time to read my blog. I imagine only to make sure you don’t get bad mouthed or sued or something. I don’t want to do that but I do want you to just see this and tell me if 11-1 was acceptable. I want you to go to the DA and help me file charges and I want you and your office to report the ex parte to the right entities. I have a clear case, now, of just complete neglect on the part of the PD. Hoagie seemed downright malicious but your office was the least evil party and of course there is always the overworked excuse and the you are not paid by the defendant thing.



Firstly this TMU unit is not ever the first one called and there should be a 911 call of her calling the police the first time. No one ever made any attempt to find out why this unit would pick up the phone for Tig Notaro when they protect JUDGES, CITY WORKERS, and only handle cases of AGGRAVATED STALKING. They wouldn’t interview one witness when all her allegation take place in crowded placess.
Where is the 911 call of the scared Notaro. Where is the report from the initial police after a 911 call? Where is the 911 call of Notaro calling on August 1st or even a report on what was said on August 1st or a phone log of the TMU and a phone record of Notaro calling. I would bet anything none exists until AFTER notaro was sued. This was all admissible post 5/28/08 stuff.

Phone log from 7/14/09- Billoon in Vienna, Austria- now suddenly her phone used to contact Notaro.  Why not Kashians or Klingers or Marthas? Did Martha drop her phone and break it? What are the chances of the phone owner moving to Vienna before trial? And, I can send you the emails where I ask for Michelle Billoon as a witness for my side. But, then I found out she moved to Vienna. Could I tell you all this? No because soon into trial you cut me off and said I was “harrassing’ you when I tried to tell you things. Why don’t you go to the DA or you or someone else report the fact that Mathilde Notaro was pressuring Hunter Seidman to witness tamper and he did so. Why don’t you or any PD try to report that and the many Ex partes that can be inferred from the documents I have and just common sense. Are you aware there was on off calendar meeting between Boags and Kerlin on October 22nd 2009 and that a pretrial was set in the criminal courts for December 14,2009 ,that was vacated when they just dropped the competency thing without explanation? How is that possible .
Are you aware that the DA got involved but then at the end said on the record, “ I don’t really know anything about this case so judge give any bail you want” Slightly paraphrased but what happened. Are you aware that Everman never alerted me to dates where I supposedly didn’t show and claimed to have no idea of your memo. Are you aware that I had no reason to be denied OR and that you should have alerted the judge to that every day and OR should have been reinstated? Are you aware that on February 22nd 2009 is the first time KATIE FORD interviews Martha Kelly. Is Boags off the case here? Or does the discovery of Montalvo get him to escape or get kicked off. Then, when they find out about Julius and Heidi they really know( They were told in many e-mails and transcripts anyhow by ME) Why no Badar now that the Montalvo is dead 4 days after coming in to talk to you? Are you aware that no police were ever called on April 12th 2008 and Boags send an urgent request for my “arrest report” any communications 911 etc for the 29th and he recicived the response on Septmember 14th 2009 that no police were called to largo on April 12th 2008 and that no arrest report existed for the “crime” of April 29th 2008 because no crime was committed and no report was made by Montalvo or Badar? Are you aware that this all goes on when I’m supposedly incompetent and when according to the file boags is asking for it when tasha penny and Ramirez are on the case(according to documents from the file_

Are you aware that in the search warrant for November 4th 2009 it is alleged that as a stalker I would naturally keep evidence of my crimes and they were sure they would find me out and that they were there especially for crimes that Notaro was alleged to have happened on August 22nd 2009 now. Are you aware that never onece is the fact that stalking charges were rejected on August 22nd 2008 mentioned by anyone. Are you aware that they have from the start consistently omitted any mentioln of how or when they were contacted on August 1st about the alleged 7/14/08 incident?
Are you aware that they took communications with my lawyer howard Williams and that it is listed on the property receipt? Are you aware that they tried to remand me on July 9th 2009 because someone named Lauren D contacted Notaro and that they must have found out it was not us in any way(according to how they investigated to death any hunch of Notaro’s thus far. Are you aware that a hearing to remand was set for August 4th 2009 and just never mentioned again because they found that it wasn’t me but this was never brought out by anyone.

Are you aware that these same failed hunches “justify” their search that led to my arrest on this illegal warrant on November 4th 2009 . Are you aware that Moreno only wrote out his report on February 26th 2010 and it was printed out for discovery or to be given to the CA on March 16th 2010.

Are you aware of how many times Gregozek lies and how impeachable he was? Are you aware that Hoffman and Defoe and Dunn are nowhere to be found come trial and no one but gregozek will “testify’ to his reports. Are you aware that Defoe cried when she was in my house . Are you aware that the property report in jail says no charges, no bail, and contact no one under the contact sections and that my occupation is a…. LABORER.

Are you aware that when my sister called the jail theytold her I was there for Domestic Violence. On my way out of jail I saw my hideious mug shot and DOMESTIC VIOLENCE on the paper. I blocked it out for awhile but now I know I saw it. Why? Because they were now using the illegally obtained bullshit Dv protective order to really get me and that Judge Villar says in the transcript of July 8th 2009 “ her charges are serious and significant.” Did you know that Stratton said the same as an excuse to keep me without bail. Are yo aware that Waxler when desperate to remand me on July 9th when something doesn’t go her way in court tells villar that I am under a criminal protective order and show her it without argument from the private attorney that is there instead of Howard Williasm.

Are you aware that no one argued and Silvershit would not let me say anything. He’s being sued btw as is Howard Williams.

Are you aware that Gregozek says that Notaro send him email he was sure I sent on July 8th but that the evidence show that in fact messages were sent on July 5th to Allison Seivers and Jennifer Waxler that says,

These message are obviously from Alisa, “Anything we can do with this.”

The doc show that it was then forwarded to Gregozek 3 days later. Are you aware they are saying that she just got the messages and therefore Waxler didn’t even have time to see it- this is in the court transcript.

Are you aware than on Sept 8th 2009 with Kerlin she says, “ Criminal proceedings have been reinstated pursuant to the report from department 52(Jessner at the time btw) and Boags says “ from my understanding of the status of this case- can we approach) then it’s lost to the record but there he does nothing but request a vacation. I wonder if he did have a vacation because it says that tasha penny and Ramirez were assigned that day and this was a last minute thing.

Are you aware that on the charging document for the four counts added and then dropped in March it says VA(arraignment?) August 12th 2009(the day of the competency ploy and the secret hearing with Martinez) and that it is the filed on January 21st by boags who know knows that Notaro and her witnesses are liars. There is no evidence of a motion to amend but Silvershit and Villar don’t care and no one ever will. Are you aware that Boags was in court on august 12 2009 for no known reason. Could it be that by filing the new motions I’d upset his plan and now statutes of limitations had become a problem and the competency ploy was born.


Are you aware that Katie ford says in the brief that the police were called on April 12th 2008 when document exist since September 14th 2009 that say this is a lie. And, our you aware that Ford says that charges were filed on August 18th 2008 and that on January 10 is when the four charges were added. Yet, according to the minutes they were added without motion on January 21st 2010? Are you aware that according to the police reports of Gregozek(some unsigned by anyone by the way) on January 27 2009 aftter presenting his evidence of NOTHING Kelly Boyer files four charges against me. No one tells me this and I had a PD at the time. Only when I go pro per do I not this. On March 23rd 2009 I mention that I can’t do a farretta when I see that four charges were filed without my knowledge. No PD ever says they heard about it. So, then they scurry and get a document that was filed on March 12th 2009 to come in and they add TWO CHARGES. It will say in any subsequent report by the police and there are many- 4 charges filed by Kelly Boyer. It never will say submitted and it will never correct that 2 were filed on March 23rd 2009.

Then, a document exists where they ask for the rap sheet of Jackie Kashian on March 11 2009 and on this document it says that I am facing 3 charges, not one. It is saying that without any notice and pre Bork hearing they have managed to say these charges exist. There is evidence that Kashian has some record but it’s redacted and I can’t really tell. No one has made any effort to find out and I can’t do everything. I did pay attorney 14k to help and I did count on the PD and I am indigent but nothing was done to halt this in any way. Why would Boags ask for communications from the Police as a rush job on Sept 10 2009 when the threat management is doing the investigation. Wouldn’t they have this info. And, if they don’t what possible excuse can there be?

Waxler repeatedly uses her name and how she is working with them and yet they never seem to supply a witness or a report or any confirmation of Notaro’s allegations. This doesn’t stop them from using it in every search warrant till November 4th 2009.


Police report dated 8/1/08- stating that on August 1st this was reported- 18 DAYS after Notaro was allegedly told this by Martha Kelly

Police Report dated August 12th 2008- Gregozek only ready to testify to truth of it.
(No one listed as “reporting” But here it says that it was reported on August 1st 2008-)

“On July 14, 2008 ,Spitzberg told Martha Kelly to “Tell Tig to drop the restraining order or I’m never gonna let this go. Kelly is a friend and relayed Spitzbergs message.”

Search Warrants. Same or less than report. No mention of “firearms” Kelly identified S by one photograph on August 8th 2008.

Gregozek gets to more than strongly hint that I’m a stalke on the stand, but if so his unit would have a big file on all this. None of this is mentioned and his characterizations are left in their minds as our the search warrants and orders that make me out to look as if something much bigger is underlying all of this. The fact that on August 22 2008 the stalking charge “Notaro insists they file” is rejected by city attorney Webster. There is never mention in any narrative of this being dropped and no one sees fit to bring this up when Gregozek or Notaro is on the stand.



So was Malzman saying that I didn’t break the rule with Klinger and Kashian in the closing. Is that what the foreman was referring to after it was over when he said you ruined it in your closing. What did Klinger and Kashian say in court? They didn’t tell Tig? What about the other versions.
. Billoon phone now suddenly used when now Martha suddenly invents getting a call and having to use a phone of someone who has moved to Vienna- Michelle Billoon.
In the court trial Klinger and Kashian are coached to say that I approached them to pass on messages too. You’d think they’d try to get me on those too rather than the self destructive illegal protective order thing that repulsed the judge and made him see that they were up to no good.
Martha now says she didn’t use her own phone now. Why? Fearful of obtained phone records? Truth: They are all perjuring themselves and no one cared to catch them. Why is the 18 day delay not a cause of concern for my defense and yet it does concern the prosecutors because they keep changing that and the police begin to leave it out of all reports but one at the beginning.

Search warrant January 21st 2009 – absolutely no probable cause. No one even mentions the traverse filed or the contant change in the narrative or the emails they reciceved that alerted them to so much early on.

What it says” On July 14, 2008Spitzberg told Martha Kelly(a friend of Notaro)” Tell Tig to drop the restraining order or I’m never going to let it go. As a result, The los angeles city attorney’s office filed one count273.6(a) PC Violation of Restraining Order against Spitzberg(Case No. 8CA10541) The case is currently pending trial.

Why do they not include any detail of the date reported and why do they not include the firearm thing. Why keep it this short?

Because why would someone wait 18 days to report it if as Kelly said to Ford Martha Kelly really feared that I would “go after Notaro physically.” They know that they are lying about when it was reported and they think it will be brought up some day. It isn’t.

Follow up investigation dated August 12th 2008- reported by Notaro on 8/1/08 but person reporting is left blank.

On July 14th Spitzberg told Kelly, “ tell tig to drop the restraining order or I’m never going to let this go in violation of court order.

Continuation Sheet -TMU

Source of activity. Detective Gregozek was assigned to Detective support and Vice Division, Threat Management Unit. Gregozek received a telephone call from victim Mathilde Notaro who reported that suspect Alisa Spitzberg had contacted her friend, witness Martha Kelly, and told her, “ Tell Tig (Mathilde) to drop the restraining order or I’m never going to let this go” Spitzberg is under a valid restraining oreder prohibiting contact with Notaro.

NO DATE LISTED as to when report taken and when these two detectives went to interview this martha)

InvestigationDetective Defoe and Gregozek responded to the residence of Kelley and interviewed her. Kelley stated that on July 14th 2008 she at El cid night club talking with her friend Jackie Kashian. Spitzberg approached Kelly and introduced herself as “Alisa” Spitzberg stated her rights were taken away and that “she can’t buy a gun” Kelly asked Spitzberg if she wanted to buy a gun and spitzberg denied wanting to do so. Spitzberg told Kelley “tell tig to drop this restraining order or I’m never going to let this go. Spitzberg then stated, “ I mean legally. I’m not physically threatening her.” Kelly walked away from Spitzberg. approximately ten minutes later, Kelly was sitting at a table with her friend , Jeff Klinger, when Spitzberg walked up to her. Spitzberg stated, “ One more timeTell Tig to drop the restraining order. Kelley then called Notaro and told her what Spitzberg said.

When??? Why are no dates suddenly included? No mention over and over in any of these reports why this would only be reported 18 days later. No mention of this to the Jury by city employed PD. On another police report It just says “On August 8th 2008 Kelly identified Spitzberg by single photograph.”

“Gregozek can testify” but no Defoe and then the report is changed to include Hoffman who isn’t supposedly there at all. REPORTED according to PR on August 1st at 1-30 PM but who reported it not listed. No evidence of the interviews by phone or in person. A year later Hoffman is added but according to the “investigation” Defoe and Gregogok went all the way to Marthas(Redondo beach) to show show a photo of me and leave. No “six pack” or anything just one photo.

On November 5th 2008 Tig Notaro write this e-mail to City attorney ,Mr. Ramirez after her lawyer’s email in which she gets her out of a subpoena:

The following is my recount of my being harassed by Alisa Spitzberg via third part

My friend and fellow comedian, Martha Kelly, informed me of being singled out and harassed by Alisa Spitzberg regarding the permanent I was awarded against Ms. Spitzberg on May 28th 20008. Martha described being at the venue El Cid in Los Feliz Ca to do stand up comedy and Ms. Spitzberg approaching her and saying such things as “ Tell Tig to drop the restraining order, she’s a pathological liar, my mother can’t sleep at night because of all this. I can’t buy a firearm now. I don’t see her as a human being and I will never let her rest as long as she’s alive. Comedian, Jeff Singer, also witnessed this interaction and contacted me about the scene Ms. Spitzberg was causing at the show. Mr. Singer said that Ms. Spitzberg’s behavior and comments were extremely distubrging and offered himself as a witness if needed.

Thank you in advance for your attention in this matter.

Sincerely,
Mathilde(Tig) Notaro


Now, she is singled out and harassed. None of this should be brought up by enforced PD? Again, those writing up all reports and search warrants want to keep this out because it BEGS the question(that no one would beg on my behalf) as to why they’d wait 18 days to call the police and then it also would help if any effort was made to get Tobin Shea who would have heard about such a “disturbing scene” Where is Kashian here. Is she at a table or inside or not there at all???????????????? Why did no one see fit to try to do anything on that.
Marth Kelly to investigator for Public Defender on January 15, 2009.

I asked if she knew a female subject by the name of Alisa Spitzberg. she said yes. I then asked if Spitzberg had spoken to while she happened to be at the El Cid Theatre. She stated yes. I next asked to explain in detail what had occurred on that date in question, when the two of them had crossed paths with at the el Cid Theatre.
On an unknown date in question Kelly said that Spitzberg had walked up to her while she herself happened to be at the el cid Dinner theatre and had repeatedly stated to her something to the effect of “Tell Tig to drop this restraining order.” When Kelly was question to be more specific about this particular incident she advised that she had already given a statement to the police and if I wanted more specific details about this incident, then to read the police report. When asked when this event had actually occurred Kelly once again said to refer to the police report for more details.

All of a sudden Kelly became very uncooperative with me and as I tried to ask her some more questions about this incident, she hung up on me. I then ended my conversation with her, and conducted no further investigation.

Note: Why no mention of Klinger and Kashian- too sadsack unsuccessful comedians who then were rewarded with the “Bentzen Ball” right before trial was set to start. What is she confirming in the police report. Why would Malzman tell that to a jury . Why is the firearm immflammatory bullshit not mentioned. What was said that made her hang up – anything to do with the 18 time lapse between reporting to Gregozek.

Martha Kelly To Jennifer Waxler, City attorney on February 23rd 2009- first time talks to city attorney when according to Katie Ford charges were filed on August 18th- though that too is very open to debate according to documents and minutes et and statements by police and other prosecutors”
. This Hardcore detective unit who “invesgitated” never saw fit to talk to anyone but Mathilde, Willen, and Notaor and there has never been any notes or signed statements – only what I include here) at all before bringing charge after charge over the course of two years.

Unsigned
Summary only
Interview conducted over the phone- witness confirms police report although adds that the original conversation was longer than stated in police report.

Jeff Klinger to city attorney Jennifer Waxler on February 22nd 2009

“Summary only” and unsigned. “Interview conducted over the phone.

Witness stated on 7-14-08 he was at “El Cid” night club sitting at a table with Martha Kelly when Spitzberg approached and told Martha Kelly to tell tig to drop the restraining order. Klinger further stated that Tig was a liar and was going to prove her wrong. Witness stated that Spitzberg was “worked up when she made these comments.

Where is kashian here???

Jackie Kashians statement to Jennifer Waxler, City attorney on February 24th 2009

Summary only- interview conducted over the phone . Witness confirmed the police report although stated that the conversation was much longer and more convoluted.”

Never brought up at trial that Kashian was only mentioned when a plea kept getting rejected. Where was Kashian. According to Martha she is both at the table outside in the paation and in the club standing. In trial testimony she is only inside- never outside. The court testimony will sink all of them eventually but at trial despite me going nuts in my chair the PD would refused to impeach them


What is she confirming about the police report. The police report says that I only spoke to Martha and said, “ Tell Tig to drop the restraining order or I’ll never let it go.” Is she confirming that she wasn’t there.

InvestigationDetective Defoe and Gregozek responded to the residence of Kelley and interviewed her. Kelley stated that on July 14th 2008 she at El cid night club talking with her friend Jackie Kashian. Spitzberg approached Kelly and introduced herself as “Alisa” Spitzberg stated her rights were taken away and that “she can’t buy a gun” Kelly asked Spitzberg if she wanted to buy a gun and spitzberg denied wanting to do so. Spitzberg told Kelley “tell tig to drop this restraining order or I’m never going to let this go. Spitzberg then stated, “ I mean legally. I’m not physically threatening her.” Kelly walked away from Spitzberg. approximately ten minutes later, Kelly was sitting at a table with her friend , Jeff Klinger, when Spitzberg walked up to her. Spitzberg stated, “ One more timeTell Tig to drop the restraining order. Kelley then called Notaro and told her what Spitzberg said.


Police Report dated August 12th 2008- Gregozek only ready to testify to truth of it.
(No one listed as “reporting” But here it says that it was reported on August 1st 2008-)

“On July 14, 2008 ,Spitzberg told Martha Kelly to “Tell Tig to drop the restraining order or I’m never gonna let this go. Kelly is a friend and relayed Spitzbergs message.”

So is Kashian confiming she wasn’t there? What happens with all the phone calls on different phones at trial and Kashian being inside and me talking to her and telling her to tell Tig things?


Interesting to note that on 3/11/09 there is a rap compliance of Kashian that says that I am now facing 3 charges( though those charges according to the minutes were only added on March 23rd 2009) and everything is redacted and no one ever told me if Kashian had a record or if she did what it was. The jury certainly wasn’t told.

Martha Kelly To Katie Ford, City Attorney on February 22, 2010

Unsigned again. Summary Only

Witness confirmed police report and stated Spitzberg actually spoke with her for quiet(sic) a while that evening. “Ranting about Tig.” Calling tig “It.” D clearly told Martha Kelly to “ Tell Tig to drop the R.O and that she will never let this go. D mentioned how this R.O made it so she can’t buy a gun now also.
Kelly had never met Spitzberg before and was unsure how Spitzberg knew her at all. D said something about Witness having worked with defendan’ts sister in the past, but Wit did not recall D’s sister. Witness did not know how D knew that Witness knew tig either. Wit stated that she has known Tig for 11 years and there are postings online with of Wit and Tig and she believes that how D knew Witness knew Tig.
Wit stated that D was not physically aggressive towards her but very “amped” up and “talking in circles” Wit began to grow fearful of D and left the conversation. About 20 Minutes lated D again came to Wit’s table where Jackie and Jeff were and again advised that Tig had better droop the R.O

Wit stated she was fearful for Tig’s safety and was fearful that D would go after Tig Physically.

Note: Then why did it take Tig 18 days to call the police about this. By all evidence it took longer than 18 days and these reports are backdated or the TMU wouldn’t pursue this until Allison Sievers called them and said that Notaro was sued on August 15th 2008 and they better do something. Now Jackie is at a table??? Called Tig It really because who the hell wants to call an ugly middle aged woman, “Tig.” Now Kashian and Klinger are not only there but witnesses to THE ALLEGED CRIME

Unsigned.
Trial Breif written up by Kathleen Ford City Attorney on March 4th 2010

On July 14th, 2008 Defendant approached victims friend Martha Kelly at “El Cid” Nightclub. Defendant approached Witness Kelly twice to tell her to drop the restraining order or she will never let this go. Witnesss Jackie Kashian and Jeff Klinger were also present and heard defendant say “she was going to her (Victim) Back and to tell her to drop the restraining order. None of these three witnesses knows Defendant other than this incident either.

Ford now is very cautious about what she writes. As she is assuming these “witnesses” will get cross examined on prior inconsistent statements. Now, Kashian and Klinger witnessed THE SUPPOSED CRIME.This is taken as fact by PD and this the jury sees none of this. What ever happened to this “get her victim back” now.

Manager of El Cid to Investigator for Public Defender .

On 1/21/09 I drove to el cid dinner theatre at 4212 W. Sunset blvd in los angeles. Upon my arrival I spoke with the manager of this facility. I then identified myself to Tobin Shea and he agreed to speak to me about this case in now under investigation. I briefly explained this case under investigation and asked him he knew any of the participants involved After providing him the name of several of the involved subjects, Tobin Shea said he has never heard of any of these individuals.
Tobin shea stated that comedians do perform at his dinner theatre on Monday nights and he does work at this facility most every night it is open, but further advised he is not familiar with this situation, which is now under investigation. Since he is the manager, Tobin Shea, said he would be familiar with any type of situation of significance, that may have occurred here in this particular case. Tobin Shea advised he had no idea what I was talking about. I then ended my conversation with him and conducted no further investigation.


Sam Consugera: Works at tsumami every Wednesday and on the night this happened. No prior relationship – this all supposedly happened during an open mic poetry comedy thing.

Signed sworn Affidavit:
There was no activity or fight at all.”

Then to investigator for PD when scared for whatever reason.
I didn’t see any violence that night.”


Notaro’s statement to TMU- as to the August 29, 2007 “incident.
In September 2007 - Spitzberg arrived at the coffee shop and confronted Willen and Notaro. Willen ignored Spitzberg and walked out of the shop with Notaro. Spitzberg stepped in front of Willen and said, “You trying to avoid me.” Willen ignored Spitzberg who then pushed Notaro.

Notaro and Willen left without reporting the incident.
Notaro statement to Spector –aug 29 investigator
While sitting together and waiting at tsunamis café late one night for this deaf landlord to show up Notaro said that Alisa all of a sudden and surprisingly walked in. Notaro stated that Alisa immediately walked up to their table and “accused” them meaning herself and Willen of being together. Notaro stated Alisa then began yelling and cussing at the two of them. Notaro said is was very much a verbal tirade against the two of them. While Alisa continued yelling at both of them Notaro said a mini bottle of vodka fell out of one. of Spitzberg’s jacket pockets. At one point while all of this was going on Notaro said she then stood up and she was now standing right next to Alisa.
After standing up, Notaro stated that Alisa then Shoved her with both her hands, as well as she next said, “ are you Steph’s keeper.”
After that had occurred Notaro advised that both she and Willen then left this coffee shop, due to the fact they didn’t want any more violence to occur on Alisa’s part. As they quickly walked out of this coffee shop, Notaro said that Alisa continued to follow them out of this location on foot.
Sworn affidavit of Mathilde Notaro- as to the August 29, 2007 “incident.
In late August of 2007, I accompanied my friend Stephanie to the Tsunami Café in Silverlake, CA. Alisa Spitzberg approached us at our table and aggressively yelled insults at the two of us, including, “fucking dyke,.” “ugly.” “cunt,” “bitch.” Etc.
We ignored her and went outside, but she followed us and became angrier and more belilligerent. As I motioned for Stephanie to gather her belongings to leave, Alisa came closer and pushed me.
Court testimony of notaro describing August 29,2007
LANDLORD AT SUNAMI CAFE."  AND IT WAS MAYBE 8:00  O'CLOCK AT NIGHT.
   AND I SAID:  "THAT DOESN'T MAKE
SENSE.  IT DOES NOT SOUND SAFE."
 “SO I HAD COFFEE WITH STEF, AND ALISA WALKED IN. AND WHEN SHE SAW US SITTING TOGETHER, SHE SAID -- SHE SAT DOWN AND WAS LIKE: 
OH ARE YOU GUYS BACK TOGETHER?AND WE WERE JUST IGNORING HER.  SHE WAS VERY AGGRESSIVE, AND VERY JUST PERSISTENT AND GOT IN OUR SPACE WE IGNORED HER.  AND THEN A BOTTLE OF VODKA FELL OUT OF HER PURSE, AND SHE PUT IT BACK IN HER PURSE, AND SHE KEPT  SAYING:  "YOU KNOW, YOU GUYS LOOK GREAT TOGETHER.  THIS IS GREAT," AND, YOU KNOW, WHATEVER. SHE SAID:  "ARE YOU TRYING TO AVOID ME?"
I KEPT SAYING TO STEF TO JUST IGNORE HER, JUST IGNORE HER. THEN ALISA SAID:  "OH, ARE  YOU HER FUCKING KEEPER?"
   I SAID, "GO GET YOUR STUFF.   LET'S JUST GO." AND WHEN I DID, ALISA GOT IN MY FACE AND PUSHED ME. 
AND THEN STEF WENT IN TO GET HER STUFF.  WE WALKED OUT OF THE CAFE TOWARDS THE -- WHERE WE WERE PARKED ON THE  STREET, AND ALISA FOLLOWED US AGAIN CALLING US DISGUSTING BULL DIKES, CUNTS, JUST ALL THESE HORRENDOUS NAMES.


Willen’s Statement from Follow up investigation - august 29th 2007 “incident.”

Notaro waited with Willen at approximately 2000 hours, Spitzberg arrived at sat down next to Willen and Notaro.. Spitzberg appeared intoxicated and began interrupting and insulting Notaro and Willen. Spitzberg told Willen that she was “horrible and despicable.” And “how could I be so wrong about you.” Willen walked outside and spitzberg called Willen a, “ Dumb ugly dyke.” Spitzberg then pushed Notaro. Willen stepped between Notaro and Spitzberg, and Notaro suggested they leave. Notaro and Willen walked away while Spitzberg shouted insults at them.
Court testimony of willen as to august 29,2007- transcript --- pg. 20
MS. WILLEN:  YES, IT IS.      THE COURT:  WHEN WAS THAT?
MS. WILLEN:  I BELIEVE I WAS THERE AT 7:00.  TIG   CAME AFTERWARDS, AND I'M NOT QUIET SURE, BUT I BELIEVE IT  WAS AROUND 8:00, A LITTLE AFTER.
THE COURT:  THAT'S 8:00 IN THE EVENING?
MS. WILLEN:  YES.
THE COURT:  DID SHE SPEAK TO MS. NOTARO MS. WILLEN:  YES, SHE SPOKE AT US.
THE COURT:  OKAY.  WHAT DID SHE SAY?
WILLEN: A SLURRY OF HOSTILE WORDS. SHE STARTED WITH WHAT BASICLY --"OH, YOU GUYS ARE TOGETHER.YOU LOOK GREAT.  YOU LOOK GREAT. TOGETHER. NO WONDER ALL THE GALS LIKE YOU. LOOKS LIKE YOU ARE WEARING THE SAME PANTS." THEN IT MOVED ON TO -- WE WEREN'T RESPONDING TO HER.  WE WERE JUST TALKING AS IF SHE WASN'T THERE.  SHE GOT MORE HOSTILE AND MORE IN OUR FACE.  AND SHE JUST DID STUFF -- TRYING TO DENIGRATE OUR CHARACTER;
YOU KNOW:YOU GUYS ARE UGLY.  HOW COULDYOU DO THIS TO ME.  HOW COULD YOU NOT TALK TO ME; YOU ACT LIKE YOU DON'T
LIKE YOU DON'T
 EVEN KNOW ME."


Notaro From Police report –April 7.2008- 9 months later!

On April 7, 2008 Notaro was performing at Largo. At approximately 2130 hours Notaro was talking to her agent when Spitzerg stepped in front of her and stated, “ You remember me?” Notaro told Spitzberg that she did not want to talk to her. Spitzberg
continued staying in front of Notaro. Notaro asked security to remove Spitzberg.
Notaro’s statement in Affidavit- April 7, 2008

On the evening of April 7, 2,008. I performed at Largo in Hollywood, CA.. After I got off stage alisa approached me to ask if I remembered her. I said plainly, “Yes, I do.” And then continued a conversation I was having with my agent. Alisa interrupted saying “no you don’t remember me. I said, Yes the night we met you were being aggressive and you pushed me. I remember you and I don’t want to talk to you at all. Leave me alone. Alisa became quickly enraged and insisted repeatedly that I was lying. Because I was afraid it would escalate, I had Michael Griffee, the doorman at largo, escort her out of the building.

transcript testimony of Notaro of april 7 –gets date wrong but insignificant
MS. NOTARO:  ON APRIL 12 SHE SHOWED UP, AND AFTER SHE SHOWED, I WAS SPEAKING TO MY AGENT, ALISA INTERRUPTED ME, AND SAID:"YOU DON'T REMEMBER ME.  DO YOU REMEMBER ME?" I SAID, "I DO," AND THEN TURNED BACK TO MY AGENT. THEN SHE INTERRUPTED ME AGAIN.  SHE SAID "I DON'T THINK YOU REMEMBER ME." I SAID, "I DO REMEMBER YOU.  TIME I MET YOU YOU WERE AGGRESSIVE. YOU PUSHED ME, AND I DON'T WANT TO TALK TO YOU AT ALL."THEN SHE GOT IN MY FACE AND -- IF YOU WILL EXCUSE ME, I WILL TELL YOU WHAT SHE SAID.
THE COURT:  TELL ME WHAT SHE SAID
MS. NOTARO: SHE CALLED ME A CRAZY DIKE CUNT GOT IN THE MY FACE.  AND AT THAT POINT I HAD THE SECURITYREMOVE HER, AND HE IS ALSO HERE.SHE SHOWED UPCLAIMING THAT SHE DIDN'T KNOW THAT I WAS PERFORMING THERE AND SHE SHOWED UP – SHE'S STALKING  THIS PERSON THAT WE HAVE IN COMMON FOR THE PAST YEAR, SO I  KNOW SHE CAME TO THE SHOW LOOKING FOR STEPHANIE.
Notaro’s statement to investigator for PD given
Notaro said the next occasion, in which she had any type of contact with Alisa had occurred on 4/7/08. On that particular evening Notaro said she was performing at a club called Largo, and her show that night was called “Tig and friends.”
Sometimes during that evening Notaro said she had seen Alisa sitting inside of this club and near the bar area. Notaro advised that her brand new agent Heidi was also in attendance to see her perform her comedy show. After her show was over Notaro said she was in the audience and she was speaking to her agent.
All of a sudden, Notaro stated that Alisa then walked up to the two of them and said, “ Do you know who I am?” Do you remember me? Notaro replied back to her and said, “I know who you are . You shoved me.” After this brief encounter, Notaro said she walked to an employee who works at Largo, named Micheal, and he had asked Alisa to leave the location at her request. Alisa then left the location.
Heidi Feigin- was notaro’s agent and went to see her that night. Neil Spector investigator’s report for public defender.
Before her show even began notoro advised that Notaro walked up to the table where she was sitting at and she seemed upset at the time .She said she asked to notoro what was wrong and notoro told her something to the effect of “ this woman who has caused her a lot of problems is here.” Heidi stated that Notaro continued to tell her that she meaning Notaro had even needed to get a “restraining order” against this same female subject. As Notoro continued to speak with her, Heidi said this unknown female subject in question all of a sudden walked by the table where they had been talking at, and this unknown female subject said “hi” to someone and this unknown female subject continued on her way.
Heidi stated that Notaro told her, “that is the ex-girlfriend of my girlfriend and she’s causing a lof of problems for us.” She said Notoro had also said something to her about this female subject was also “stalking” her. Feigin stated that after this female subject walked by them, she sat at the bar area by herself. Heidi stated that Notaro then left her table, and she performed a short time later.
When asked if this female subject caused any trouble at the show at Largo at this night in question, Feigin said no. Feigin Advised that this unknown subject just appeared to be a “normal fan.” And she had caused no problems on that particular evening. She stated she had just sat at the back of this club and next to the bar while watching the show. When asked if she had seen this unknown female subject ever make contact with Notaro on that night in question, Feigin said no. When asked if she knew the unknown subject’s name, Feigin once again stated no.



Griffee’s account of april 7th pg. 11,12
THE COURT:  WHY DID YOU ASK HER TO LEAVE THE CLUB?MR. GRIFFEE:  TIG EXPRESSED THAT SHE FELT THREATENED BY THE DEFENDANT, AND SHE ASKED IF I WOULD ASK HER TO LEAVE.  AND, OF COURSE, IN MY LINE OF WORK, IF MY  ARTIST FEELS UNCOMFORTABLE ABOUT ANYTHING, I ASK THEM TO   LEAVE.
 
THE COURT:  DID YOU TELL MS. SPITZBERG TO LEAVE?
 MR. GRIFFEE:  YES.    
THE COURT:  WHAT DID SHE SAY TO YOU? MR. GRIFFEE:  SHE SAID "WHY?"     I SAID, "YOU ARE MAKING TIG FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE."SHE SAID, "WELL, I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING TO HER. I SAID -- YOU KNOW, I DIDN'T WITNESS ANY INTERACTION BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM.  I SAID:  "YOU KNOW, IT'S MY JOB HERE TO MAKE MY ARTIST FEEL COMFORTABLE, SO I WILL HAVE TO ASK YOU TO LEAVE."THE  COURT:  DID SHE LEAVE PEACEFULLY?MR. GRIFFEE:  BASICLY, YES.  IT WAS AFTER THE SHOW, SO THERE WAS PEOPLE LEAVING AT THAT POINT THAT THE  CLUB WAS KIND OF EMPTYING OUT.  I WALKED HER TO THE FRONT   DOOR, AND THEN, AS -- WHEN SHE GOT TO THE FRONT DOOR, SHE
  JUST SAID:  "YOU KNOW, SHE'S CRAZY. SHE SAYS I DID ALL THIS STUFF
     TO HER.  SHE'S CRAZY."SHE KEPT SAYING HOW TIG WAS CRAZY AND SHE DIDN'T   DO ANYTHING.  I SAID: "THAT'S NOT MY PLACE TO JUDGE.
YOU NEED TO LEAVE NOW.


Griffee’s account April 7th, 2008 in the same transcript a few minutes/pages later.

THE COURT: IN EITHER OCCASION IN APRIL, DID YOU SEE MS. NOTARO AND MS. SPITZBERG TALK TO EACH OTHER?
MR. GRIFFEE: YES.

THE COURT: WHAT DID YOU WITNESS THEM SAY TO EACH OTHER?

GRIFFEE:I DON'T KNOW. IT WAS AFTER THE CLUB -- THE MUSIC WAS UP. THERE WAS PEOPLE ALL AROUND ME TALKING. I WAS STANDING AT THE END OF THE -- I WAS STANDING IN THE KITCHEN, AND THE DOOR HAD OPENED.TIG -- MS. NOTARO WAS AT THE END OF THE BAR. ISAID, MICHAEL -- MICHAEL AND I JUST CAME OUT FROM THE KITCHEN AND SAID WHAT'S UP, AND SHE JUST SAID, YOU KNOW,THIS PERSON IS ACTING AGGRESSIVE AND THREATENING AND I DON'T KNOW ANY HISTORY OR ANYTHING. SAY, OH, LET ME TAKE CARE OF THAT. I SAID, "TIG, GO TO THE KITCHEN." I WAS WALKING PAST HER AND THE DEFENDANT AND HER HAD WORDS. I DON'T REMEMBER EXACTLY WHAT. THE DEFENDANT WAS JUST SAYING, YOU KNOW: "WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT YOU ARE CRAZY. YOU ARE CRAZY."




Police report – April 12, 2008 incident-  Statement by notaro
On April 12th 2008 Notaro was standing outside Largo. At approximately 2130 hours, Notaro was standing outside with owner, Mark Flanagan Notaro saw Spitzberg and her sister running towards her. She ran inside and security closed the doors.

Spitzberg pounded on the doors and yelled, “where gonna get that fucking dyke!” Security kept the doors closed for over an hour.

The police were called but Spitzberg had left before they arrived.
. April 12 Incident

The next night I performed at Largo was April 12th , 2008., I was standing outside the club with the owner Mark Flanagan. I noticed Alisa and her sister, Lauren Spitzberg, about fifteen feet away from my right. They ran towards me and lunged at me, and I ran inside before they could make physical contact. They were not allowed entrance into the club, and Mark Flanagan called the police.

Alisa and Lauren went around to the back door, and for an hour and a half proceeded to verbally abuse Mark Flanagan and Michael Griffee, scream at the top of their lungs, and bang on the door.

They ran back and forth from the front to back entrance yelling, “were going to get that dyke.” They left close to 11 p.m before the police could come.

Notaro’s testimony Transcript April 12th
MS. NOTARO:  THE FOLLOWING SATURDAY NIGHT I WAS   PERFORMING AGAIN, AND I WAS OUTSIDE OF THE VENUE TALKING TO
  THE OWNER OF THE CLUB, AND I LOOKED TO MY RIGHT AND ALISA AND HER SISTER RIGHT AS I TURNED TO MY RIGHT WERE RUNNING  DOWN THE SIDEWALK TOWARDS ME.  I WENT INSIDE.  THE OWNER  SHUT THE DOOR, WOULDN'T LET THEM IN.
AT THAT POINT THEY HAD TO LOCK THE DOOR BECAUSE THEY WERE KICKING AND BEATING THE DOOR SAYING WE'RE GOING
TO GET THAT FUCKING DIKE. 

AND THEN THEY WENT AROUND TO THE  BACK.  THAT'S WHEN AGAIN MY BACK DOOR GUY FROM LARGO, THE HAD TO LOCK THE BACK DOOR, AND THEY CONTINUED DOING THAT FOR AN HOUR AND A HALF.  AND THEN KEVIN, WHO I'VE ALSO
BROUGHT, WAS SOMEBODY THAT WAS AT THE VENUE THAT NIGHT, ANJUST; SAYING:  "WE'RE GOING TO GET THA FUCKING DIKE.  SHE BETTER WATCH HER BACK.

Notaro statement to Neil Spector- April 15, 2008

Notaro said a few nights later, Alisa once again showed up at Largo. This time she brought her sister along with her. When Alisa first showed up on this second night Notaro stated that she had been outside and talking with its owner Mark Flanagan Notaro said that Flanagan told her to immediately get inside the club and he would take care of Alisa and her sister. Notaro also advised that the police also showed up that evening at Largo but she believed that Alisa and her Sister had already left Largo. Prior to the police arriving there. She said that she carried on with her performance that evening but she advised that she was in a “paranoid state” throughout the evening..


April 12, 2008
Julius Quinn Robert’s statement affidavit (doorman at the dime bar very closeby and witnessed any activity at front door)

I am the door guy at the dime which is no more than 16 feet away from where largo once was. I remember the day in question and remember nothing happen(ing) I even
talked to the ladies for a minute or two and invited them inside the dime for a drink. These ladies are good people to be around and everything that this woman said is a lie.

























Griffee testimony as to April 12th
MR. GRIFFEE:  LAST TIME THAT I SAW HER AT THECLUB WAS ON APRIL 12, SATURDAY NIGHT.THE COURT:  DID SHE SAY ANYTHING TO YOU?
MR. GRIFFEE:  YES, SIR.SHE SAID THINGS OVER THE ABOUT AN HOUR AND A HALF, SIR.  THERE WAS LOTS SAID --
THE COURT:  
WHAT ELSE DID SHE SAY TO YOU? MR. GRIFFEE:  BY THEN, THE OWNER WENT INSIDE AND I STAYED OUTSIDE.  HER SISTER WAS WITH HER OR THE PERSON I WAS TOLD WAS HER SISTER WAS WITH HER, AND THEY BASICLY JUST  BEGAN HARASSING ME SAYING THAT THEY WERE GOING TO CLOSE DOWN THE CLUB AND THAT THEY WERE VERY POWERFUL PEOPLE; THAT I WAS AN ASSHOLE, A FAGOT, AND BALD,
THE COURT: WHAT ELSE DID SHE SAY TO YOU?
MR. GRIFFEE:  
YOU KNOW, SHE BASICLY JUST KEPT REITERATING, YOU KNOW, "WHY DID KICK ME OUT LAST" -- IWAS, YOU KNOW, FIVE DAYS BEFORE THEN "WHY DID YOU KICK ME OUT ON MONDAY.  I WANT JUSTICE. I WANT JUSTICE." I KEPT SAYING, "I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS.  THIS IS MY BUSINESS.  IF I SAY YOU SAY CAN’T BE HERE; YOU CAN'T BE HERE." THEY WALKED AWAY AFTER A COUPLE MINUTES,
AND THEN TEN MINUTES LATER SHE SHOWED UP AT THE BACK DOORAN ALLEY AND MY KITCHEN DOOR. 
THE COURT:  DID SHE SAY ANYTHING TO YOU BY THE BACK DOOR?MR. GRIFFEE:  YES.  THEY, MYSELF, AND KEVIN WERE OUT BACK.  KEVIN WAS HAVING A CIGAR IN THE ALLEY, AND I WENT BACK TO MAKE SURE THEY DIDN'T TRY TO COME IN THE BACK  DOOR.  BEFORE LONG THEY HAD BOTH COME UP THE ALLEY AN APPROACHED US AND WERE JUST VERBALLY HARASSIN I CAN TELL YOU THE GIST OF WHAT THEY WERE SAYI WAS JUST, YOU KNOW, STANDING FACE TO FACE WITH ME AND JUSTSAYING, YOU  KNOW:  "YOU ARE AN ASSHOLE. YOU ARE A FUCKER.""YOU CAN'T KICK ME OUT OF YOUR CLUB."

"MY MOTHER IS A VERY POWERFUL PERSON."WE'RE GOING TO SHUT YOUR CLUB DOWN." IT WENT ON A VERY LONG TIME.
THE COURT:  DID THEY SAY ANYTHING ABOUT MS. NOTARO?
MR. GRIFFEE:  
WELL, THEY SAID, BASICALLY -- THE COURT:  STRIKE MY QUESTION.DID MS. SPITZBERG SAY ANYTHING ABOUT MS. NOTARO?
MR. GRIFFEE.  MS. SPITZBERG BASICLY WAS JUST SAYING, YOU KNOW:  "THAT BITCH CAN'T GET ME THROWN OUT OF YOUR CLUB AND, YOU KNOW:  "SHE HAS NO RIGHT TO TELL ME WHERE I CAN GO AND, YOU KNOW -- AND I JUST KEPT SAYING :  "WHY ARE YOU HERE?  I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY ARE YOU HERE?  WHY DO IF YOU DON'T LIKE HER, WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO COME TO HER SHOW. WHY ARE YOU EVEN HERE." THE COURT:  AND SHE SAID? MR. GRIFFEE:  I NEVER GOT A LUCID ANSWER, YOUR HONOR.  SHE KEPT SAYING:  "I WANT JUSTICE.I WANT JUSTICE.  YOU CAN'T KICK ME OUT OF YOUR CLUB."























SECCIAS Version of April 12th REMEMBER MS.NOTARO COMING UP TO ME BEFORE HER SHOW REALLY OUT OF THE SORTS, NERVOUS, UPSET TO THE POINT THAT I WAS NOT -- I WAS WORRIED ABOU KNOW, HER PERFORMANCE, THAT SHE'S GOOD TO GO ON STAGE.  SHE WAS REALLY FREAKED OUT, AND SHE EXPLAINED THE SITUATION,WHAT HAD HAPPENED AND WHAT HER CONCERNS WERE. ONE IS GOING TO COME IN HERE, NO ONE IS GOING TO -- MICHAEL WILL TAKE CARE OF IT.  NO ONE IS GOING TO STORM THROUGH THE DOOR, YOU KNOW.  I'M BACK HERE WATCHING THE DOOR.  YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO GO ON STAGE. THE COURT:  DID YOU HAVE ANY CONVERSATIONS WITH MS. SPITZBERG?
MR. SECCIA:  
YES.
THE COURT:  TELL ME ABOUT THAT. 

SECCIA: THAT WAS LATER IN THE EVENING.  THAT WAS IN THE ALLEY WHEN I WAS SMOKING A CIGAR.  AND THEY ARE JUST REALLY AGGRESSIVE.
AND " "SHE IS A FUCKING CUNT," "WE'RE GOING TO GET HER,"THIS IS ISN'T OVER."
THEN SHE CALLED US NERDS, UGLY.  SHE ASKED WHAT WE WERE DOING.  I TRIED REASONING ALONG THE LINES:"DOESN'T THE BIGGER PERSON WALKAWAY.  WHO IS IN THE WRONG NOW THEN SHE WENT ON TO SAY -- I'M NOT SURE IF IT WAS   HER OR HER SISTER.  IT WAS MS. SPITZBERG WHO SAID THAT:
 "YOU KNOW, I DON'T HAVE A JOB .THE NEXT MONTH.  I'M OUT OF WORK.
   THIS IS MY JOB.  YOU TELL HER IT ISN'T OVER.  ANY TIME SHE GOES OUTTHE HOUSE, ANY TIME SHE PERFORMS,
I'M GOING TO BE ON HER.  I'M GOING   TO SHOW UP.  THIS IS NOW MY
 JOB."


To Neil Spector PD

Seccia says he only knows Alisa from their one chance encounter on this occasion, and he further stated that he can’t even rememeber when this encounter had occurred, other than that it took place sometime last year. While located outside and to the rear or Largo, and in between performances, Seccia stated he had been smoking a cigarette when two female subjects approached him on foot.

Seccia said an employee of Largo , by the name of Micheal had actually been the person who was working at the rear of this club at the night in question. Seccia said he just happened to be smoking a cigarette outside and talking with Griffee when these two female subjects walked up to the two of them.

Seccia advised he later found out that these two female subjects had been Alisa and her sister(Lauren)Seccia did say that prior to this encounter with Alisa he had been informed about her another comedian friend of his by the name of “Tig”
Said he works with Notaro on occasion at clubs, be can’t remember whether she had been working with him at this location on this night in question.

When asked why Notaro had informed him and other possible employees at Largo of Alisa Seccia believed that she, meaning, Notaro, had been telling friends of hers, at the various clubs where she performed at , about Alisa and the fact that she, meaning Alisa, had supposedly been making some type of “threatening” remarks against her. Due to this, Notaro said he believed that Notaro was concerned for her safety, and she had wanted to make people aware of Alisa. Other that that information Seccia advised that he had never even heard of Alisa prior to this incident in question.



From Notaro’s police Statement.

On April 8th R received an e-mail from Spitzberg who expressed anger over being kicked out of the club and vowed revenge.

statement from Notaros affidavit.

The next day I received an e-mail from Alisa that read “ I will do everything in my sustainable power to get even with you.”

The actual e-mail I sent

Subject:(no subject)
Date:4/8/2008
From:

Reply To:

To:tignation@hotmail.com
.
I had absolutely no beef with you. I just didn't. Why would I? But, for you to make up a false accusation of me pushing you  and have me kicked out when i asked you if I'd heard right about that is incomprehensible. Me and my sister were told to check out the walsh brothers and she didn't want to go so I decided to see what turned out to be your show. You were excellent, and the show was great and that's that. Why would you want to lie about and hurt someone in youraudience?  I never deserved or anticipated that you'd make up some lie and then have me thrown outWhat a hateful thing to do to someone who just pays you a compliment  and who has nothing to do with you except for some bad fling ,over a year ago,  with your then ex girlfriend. I'll do everything in my(substantial) power to get even.

Affidavit of Notaro

for the duration of this time period, after every incident in which Alisa attempted to contact me in person( I thought I was there to contact Stephanie?) she harassed Stephanie Willen with repeated phone calls and e-mails.

NOTE from Spitzberg: Show one call. I never called Willen ONCE. E-mails were meant to get some understanding of Notaro’s behavior. When did Willen change her number? If so, why? Have them show calls or e-mails etc.

In police report Notaro or Willen says I called Willen and tried to contact her employers. Bring these “employers,” To court. Have willen testify or anyone she knows and was around her during that period.





Police report – April 29th 2008- statement by notaro

On April 28th 2008, Notaro performed at the Improv. A friend had contacted her prior to the arrival at the club and told her that Spitzberg had been removed by security.

At 2130 hours Notaro finished her act and was leaving the club. Notaro was outside with a friend when she saw Lauren spitzberg walking towards her. Notaro went back inside the club and watched from a window. Spitzberg, her sister, and mother were all outside the club yelling about Spitzberg being removed from the club. Spitzberg stated that R better watch her back and that she knew where she lived what car she drove. Patrol officers were called and arrived at the scene.
















Affidavit of Notaro- April 29th 2008



On the night of Tuesday 29th 2008 I performed at the Improv in Hollywood.CA. As I was driving to the club, Lesley Wolff, the promoter for the show called me to inform me that Alisa had been inside the club and had been removed. As I pulled up at 8.PM, I saw Alisa Outside talking to People. I noticed a sherriff the street, unrelated to the situation, and asked him to see what was going on., to distract alisa, so I could go through the side door.

Brian, the door security informed me that Alisa had announced to him my license plate number and color/make of car, and warned that she knew where I lived.
At 9:30 p.m I was informed that Alisa had left, and then I attempted to leave the club. Just as I took a step out of the door I saw Lauren Walking towards the venue.. Feeling unsafe I went back inside. I was informed that Alisa, Lauren, and their mother were now all in the front of the club. I was stuck inside the club for two more hours as the three of them verbally attacked performers, patrons, and security. The police were called and made note of the incident but because my life had not been directly threatened they were unable to take action. Eventually, the three women left and I was able to go home






Trancript testimony of Notaro. April 29,2008
WAS PERFORMING AT THE IMPROV IN HOLLYWOOD, AND I SHOWED UP –AND I HAVE INFORMED THE CLUBS WHERE I PERFORM ABOUT ALISA AND HER SISTER BECAUSE THEY HAVE SHOWN UP PREVIOUSLY TO OTHER VENUES WHERE I HAVE PERFORMED, AND SO THEY KNEW ABOUT THEM.  SO WHEN I WAS ARRIVING TO THE CLUB, THEY CALLED ME TO TELL ME -- THE CLUB CALLED TO TELL ME THAT ALISA WAS THERE AND SHE HAD BEEN REMOVED FROM THE CLUB  SO I SHOWED UP AT THE SHOW; ALISA, HER SISTER, AND THEN HER MOTHER, ALSO SHOWED UP WHILE I WAS PERFORMING AND SPENT TWO HOURS CASING THE PLACE AND MAKING THREATS AND HARRASSING
THE COURT:  WHO DID THEY MAKE THREATS TO?
MS. NOTARO:  PEOPLE WAITING TO GO TO THE SHOW. 
THE COURT: YOU WERE INSIDE PERFORMING?
MS. NOTARO:  YES.
THE COURT:  YOU ARE TELLING ME THEY ARE OUTSIDE -- THE PEOPLE THAT, I ASSUME, ARE STANDING IN LINETO GET IN -- AND THAT THEY ARE GOING UP TO THESE PEOPLE TO DISCOURAGE THEM FROM SEEING YOU. IS THAT WHAT YOU ARE SAYING?
MS. NOTARO:  NO.  THEY WERE SAYING TOTHESECURITYGUARD
THE COURT:  YES.
  MS. NOTARO:  -- AT THE DOOR, THAT I BETTER WATCHMY BACK, ALL BASED ON OTHER PREVIOUS EVENTS.  THAT'S WH CAN'T -- DIDN'T COME OUT OF THE VENUE.
THE COURT:  THEY ARE TELLING THIS TO THE SECURITY PEOPLE?
MS. NOTARO:  RIGHT, WHO ARE HERE.  I'VE BROUGHT THEM HERE.
THE COURT:  SHE IS ALLEGEDLY SAYING IT TO THIS PERSON BUT NOT TO YOU?
MS. NOTARO:  RIGHT. THE COURT:  OKAY.  I MEAN, WHILE YOU ARE INSIDE AND YOU ARE DOING YOUR SHOWS. NOTARO: I COULDN'T LEAVE BECAUSE THEY WERE OUT THERE.  BASED ON PREVIOUS SITUATIONS, I DIDN'T WANT TO COME OUT OF THE CLUB  BECAUSE THEY HAD BEEN AGGRESSIVE AT OTHER VENUES

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BRIAN WHITAKERS TESTIMONY as to April 29,2008

THE COURT:  OKAY.  WHAT DO YOU FOR THE CLUB? MR. WHITAKER:  I'M SECURITY THERE, SIR.
THE COURT:  WHICH CLUB.
MR. WHITAKER:  THE IMPROV COMEDY CLUB.
THE COURT:  DID YOU SEE MS. SPITZBERG AT THE CLUB?
MR. WHITAKER:  YES.
 
THE COURT:  WHAT DID SHE SAY TO YOU?
MR. WHITAKER:  WELL, IT WAS OVER A COURSE,   BELIEVE, OF -- IT'S MORE LIKE TIG WAS THIS WHOLE TIME -- SHE MENTIONED TWO HOURS; IT WAS ACTUALLY MORE LIKE FOUR OR FIVE HOURS.  DURING THE ENTIRE NIGHT, SHE SHOWED UP A LEFT AND THEN HAD HER SISTER SHOW UP AND SHE LEFT; THEN THEY ALL THREE CAME BACK; SHE, HER MOTHER -- FIRST, THERE  WERE A LOT OF WORDS EXCHANGED, BUT IT STARTED OFF, I SHE CAME OUT FOR A CIGARETTE AND -- I NOTICED HER FROM THE PICTURE I WAS GIVEN AND WARNED OF,  SO I -- YOU KNOW, WE HAD BEEN TALKING FOR A LITTLE BIT,   HAVING A POLITE CONVERSATION.  SHE SEEMED A LITTLE BIT OFF. I CHECKED THE PICTURE BECAUSE THE EYES LOOKED FAMILIAR TO MY PICTURE IN MY POCKET, SHIRT POCKET. I NOTICED IT WAS HER.  I ASKED HER IF HER NAMEWAS ALISA.  SHE SAID:  "HOW DO YOU KNOW?"I SAID, "I'M VERY SORRY YOU CAME. CAN'T ALLOW YOU BACK IN THE CLUB SHE IMMEDIATELY JUST SEEMED TO KNOW WHAT I WAS  TALKING ABOUT.  HER EYES LIT UP."DID THAT DIKE HAVE ME KICKED OUT OF HERE? I SAID -- I WAS TRYING TO PLAY HER FRIEND  I SAID:  "YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT COMICS, THEY CAN BE PREMADONNAS." I WAS TRYING TO KEEP HER OUT IN A PEACEFUL WAY THEY WANTED MONEY BACK FOR THE BEER THEY BOUGHT.  I TRIEDTO ARRANGED WITH THE BARTENDER TO GET HER A LITTLE MONEY BACK.  AND WHEN I GOT HER MONEY BACK FOR THEM, THEY WENTHER TIP BACK, AND THE BARTENDER WOULD NOT GIVE THE TIP BACK. SHE STARTED TO GET A LITTLE BIT AGITATED AND I ASKED HER TO STAND A LITTLE BIT FURTHER AWAY FROM THE DOO WHICH THEY DID, SHE DID.  AND IT WAS STILL -- IT WAS STIL ON A CORDIAL LEVEL.  WE WERE TRYING TO KEEP IT PEACEFULL ALL THAT.  IT WAS WORKING THEN SHE STARTED BEING -- SHE STARTED TRYING TO BE SUBTLE IN HER INSULTS TOWARDS ME "I UNDERSTAND YOUR POSITION YOU ARE TRYING TO PROTECT YOUR SHITTY I SAID, "YEAH, YOU KNOW HOW IT IS. SHE BASICLY INFORMED ME THEN, SHE SAID:"DON'T WORRY, I KNOW TIG'S CAR. I KNOW THE LICENSE PLATSHE MENTIONED THE MAKE AND LICENSE PLATE ON THECAR.  I ONLY REMEMBER TWO NUMBERS IN THE LICENSE PLATE THATSHE MENTIONED.  I CLEARED IT WITH TIG LATER AND ASKED W I MET TIG IS THAT HER CAR, IS THAT THE MAKE. SHE SAID, "HOW DID SHE KNOW THIS?" BASICALLY, AFTER THAT, I TOLD HER:YOU ARE NOT GOING -- YOU HAVE TNOT WELCOME HERE." SHE STARTED CALLING ME A DOG.  SHE SAID I WASTRYING TO MAKE INSTANT MANAGER.  SHE ASKED AROUND INSIDE. SHE FOUND OUT I ONLY MAKE $4.00 AN HOUR THERE.  I'M JU THERE TO KISS UP AND, YOU KNOW, TRY TO BE A COMEDIAN WHATEVER.  THEN SHE SWITCHED HER STORY.  FIVE MINUTES LATER SHE GOT AROUND INSIDE AND FOUND OUT THAT I DON'T GET PAID AT ALL TO BE THERE.

Reeta Piazza- gives statement to investigator- contradicts all statements yet and makes no sense and is only in response to fear of lawsuit. Nothing she says is accurate and everything she says just contradicts all testimony of notaro or Whitaker.


Reeta Piazza statement.
On an unknown date and sometime last year piazza said that spitzberg had showed up at the improv on an evening in which notaro was going to be performing there. Piazza further said tNotaro was concerned that spitzberg may try and disrupt her show if she was allowed in this venue on the evening of her performance.

On this particular night in question Reeta state that one of their comedians by the name of Brian whitaker, who was also working in the capacity as “security” at the front door, was the one who had initially recognized Spitzberg at the front door. Whitaker said that Spitzberg had earlier been trying to into the show that night but since Whitaker had recognized her from the earlier photograph, he was not allowing her into this location.

Reeta stated this situation was now brought to her attention that evening, due to Spitzbergs’ supposed behavior after she was denied access into the comedy club. Reeta was advised that spitzberg was acting in a very aggressive manner towards her staff (who???) after she had been denied access into the club. When asked what she meant by “aggressive.” Reeta said that Spitzberg was being “verbally abusive” towards her employees, especially towards Brian Whitaker.

Reeta stated the she then went outside and briefly spoke to Spitzberg about this situation. She said that when she talked to Spitzberg, it appeared that Spitzberg's eyes were very “wild” and she had a strange look about herself. She said Spitzberg also told her that she is a lawyer and that she wasn’t going to look into taking some legal action against her and the club for not allowing her inside the club on that particular evening. Reeta stated after having a brief conversation with her, who believed that Spitzberg is definitely a “disturbed’ individual. When asked if she knew whether or not, if Spitzberg had been alone on that night in question reeta said she believed so, since nobody else had made contact with her, other than spitzberg herself.

She said she works as the Director of Special Events at the Improv Comedy Showcase and Restaurant. She stated that she knows Notaro well, due to the fact she performs at her club as a comedian, on a regular basis. She said she has also met spitzberg on a couple of different occasions due to the fact that she has shown up as a customer at this location when Notaro has performed there. Other than those circumstances she would have absolutely no idea who Spitzberg is.

On a different occasion Reeta stated that Spitzberg once again showed p to the Improv but this time she had identified herself as Spitzberg’s sister Reeta said she was unable to remember about this incident, whether or not the two of them had just wanted to enter the premises in order to watch a show on that particular evening or if they had just come together as to talk with club management in order to try and find out why Spitzberg had been denied access to this business on a previous night.

Reeta said that both Spitzberg and her sister were again verbally abusing her employees on that particular night, and once again neither of them were let into the show on that evening. When asked if Notaro had been performing there on that night, reeta said she wasn’t sure. Reeta advised that the two of them had actually refused to leave on that night, and they were about to call the police. Reeta said both her and her sister eventually left the premises.

Sometime in May 2008, reeta stated that Spitzberg’s mother had also showed up to their comedy club On that particular date, reeta advised the that her mother had some kind of transcripts in her possession, and apparently wanted to show her what had been said about her daughter, that being Spitzberg, at a court hearing involving Notaro obtaining a restraining order against her daughter. R further stated that spitzbergs mother had told her some of her employees had supposedly lied at this restraining order hearing pertaining to issues involving both Notaro and her daughter. R said she never looked at these “transcripts” that spitzbergs mother had in her possession.

In addition Reeta stated that Spitzberg once again showed up at her club, and she was telling her, meaning relaying to r how “Unproffessional” her staff was. R said she didn’t have to call the police this last time when Spitzberg had showed up at this club.

Reeta did advise on the one night that Spitzberg had had showed up to the Improv, in which Notaro had been performing on that particular evening, Notaro did seem very ‘frightened” as soon as she found out that Spitzberg was in front of the club. And she was attempting to get in so as to attend Notaro’s performance. Reeta said neither notaro nor spitzberg had contact with one another on that night in question.

R also stated that Notaro had asked her to show up to court on the date of her restraining order violation hearing but she was out of town on that same date.
R further advised that she doesn’t want to be involved in this matter any longer. I then ended my conversation with r and conducted no further investigation.


July 14, 2008



Notaro
My friend and fellow comedian, Martha Kelly, informed me of being singled out and harassed by Alisa Spitzberg regarding the permanent restraining order I was awarded against Ms. Spitzberg on May 28th, 2008. Martha described being at a venue “El Cid” in Los Feliz CA to do Stand up comedy and Ms approaching her and saying such things as “Tell tig I said to drop the restraiing order, she’s a pathological liar, my mother can’t sleep at night because of this, I can’t buy a firearm now, I don’t see her as a human being and I will never let her rest for as long as she’s alive.

Comedian Jeff Singer also witnessed this interaction and contacted me about the scene Ms Spitzberg was causing at the show. Mr Spitzberg’s behavior and comments were extremely disturbing and offered to be a witness if necessary.

Thanks in advance for your attention to this matter,
Mathilde(Tig) Notaro

Ms.
Martha- no mention of mother, no mention of converstation, no mention of me not introducing myself in any way.






Notaro- singeld out Kelly, made scene, mentioned mother couldn’t sleep, made scene of note

Jeff Singer or Klinger- anxious to discuss the disturbing scene- another aspiring comedian ala seccia and Whitaker who have now been shown to be lying.





Manager of el Cid. “No idea what spector was talking about. Would now of any incidence of importance. Never heard or any of this.




Further evidence. Tom sharpe doesn’t live with her and never did. Also goes to show how widespread the slander is/will be in the future.

In response to “Hogre” saying “great article about your roommate on citybeat LA website. Mr. Sharpe writes flattering piece about notaro. Someone writes “ great article about your roommate.

There is an insinuation in your comment. Allow me to clarify:
Tig and I have performed in several shows together and I consider her a friend. While we've exchanged the occasional email and phone call, I haven't seen her in person in over 10 months. We have never been roommates. There was some talk a number of months ago about a group of comics renting a house together-- I was one of those comics. While Tig and a couple of other comics did move forward with that plan, I've never even set foot in the place. Curious to know how you could possibly have heard about any of this, or where you got your erroneous information that I was currently her roommate.
Here's who I am:
I'm a standup comic who's been at it for well over a decade-- this past year and a half I've been inactive due to illness. I know and am on friendly terms with probably half of the comedians in Los Angeles. No exaggeration. Hundreds and hundreds of them. I love comics, from big shot headliners to first year open mikers. You can't do comedy in LA for as long as I have without becoming friends with your fellow comics. (Not unless you're antisocial. Which I'm not, Erin, even though I was a bedwetter and one of the best.) When the editor asked me about writing about comedy for citybeat from time to time I expressed concern. I could write about some brilliant comics, but many of them might also happen to be my friends. It was unavoidable. That's the circle that I run in. Was that a problem?
She thought I could work it out. Here's my promise: If I write about a comic, they're going to be relevant and excellent at their craft. If there's a relevant relationship, I will disclose it.
posted by tomsharpe on 10/10/08 @ 12:34 a.m.

Hogre,
Your comments and my initial response may have been inadvertently removed along with some targeted comments, which were removed due to their similarity to a glut of comments left on Tig's videos and website and in emails over the past year by a stalker. This person has been court ordered to refrain from all contact with Tig. This is a painful situation and it's truly unfortunate it has to come up here-- I hope that you find it in your heart to understand the circumstances under which you now feel slighted. And I hope that you will refrain from reposting those inappropriate comments as you did above, without waiting for a response.
Again, I am not Tig's roomate. But, I would call her a friend. I have not spoken to her face to face in over 10 months, although we have communicated occasionally by phone and email. As you can see in the interview, I indicated in the question regarding the crackpot tour that I have collaborated with Tig in the past. I was contacted by Tig a number of months ago when she learned that I might have been looking for a place. She and two other comics were concurrently looking for a 4th roommate in a houseful of comedians. I did not move in with them.

As a standup comedian active in the Los Angeles scene for well over a decade, I am on friendly terms with hundreds of comedians. I hope that the concern you've voiced really does regard journalistic integrity as opposed to a personal vendetta and that this will answer your question. My relationships with comedians-- and many of the comics who are most newsworthy in Los Angeles are also my friends-- will have it's pros and cons when I write about comedy. I've learned so much about the inner workings of comedy due to my experience working alongside these comics, interacting with them professionally and socially, and I think this experience qualifies me as an expert as to who is at the top of their comedy game, advancing the craft of standup and making a difference in the Los Angeles and national scene. But I acknowledge it is possible that my friendships might color some objectivity. I keep this in mind and I look to radio for a parallel: I feel that if Steve Jones can do a consistently good radio show, maybe I can somehow pull off an occasional article about comedy. My motivation is this: introduce the Los Angeles public to some truly excellent comedy in the city, and in the process, get paid a few dollars to do it.
I hope this answers your questions
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Motive for spitzberg? As invented by Notaro or Willen or both? Spitzberg was jealous over weekend spent with notoaro in april 07 and also upset that Willen didn’t help Spitzberg with comedy career via Notaro.
Destroyed by emails and other evidence. Show e-mails. Send relevant e-mails file.

Motive for Notaro( pig poem. Val Myers “ What are you entitled?” E-mails where willen tells Spitzberg knitting needles over tig due to her and Willen telling Spitzberg how Spitzberg was educated, read, had a good family, so much better than notaro- probably told this to tig to get her jealous and this time willen’s attempt to get someone jealous did work)

Tom sharpe doesn’t live with her
Neither does Chris Fairbanks.

Garage comedy-
Targeted Kelly according to Notaro. Show evidence of going there to avoid any chance of seeing  notaro etc. Lack of logic to any of it and depose Kelly or get written statement.
What was really said and was there a scene.

Show investigator’s report of el cid manager.

Credit card statements.
Notoro’s run ins with threats and violence

In a message dated 4/21/2007 2:28:35 PM Pacific Daylight Time,
> swillen@gmail.com writes to alisa spitzberg:
> alisa,
> back now at my place. had a crazy night. went to the normadie room
> with tig and her friend from denver. we wanted to show her friend a
> nice, quiet bar and at the end of the evening a birthday girl calledd tig a "fucking dyke" for eating a
> piece of her cake, then the girl threw cake at her, and yelled at me,
> then the next thing we knew she was thowing beer mugs at
> people's foreheads and three girls walked out bleeding from the head,
> two abulences came and she started unching some other girl
> up against the glass, then she actually dove out the glass,
> shattering it, cutting herself and ran down the street. a fire truck
> then came and we were all asked to help the police find a girl running
> down santa monica. i told an officer, "shes wearing an a tshirit > shirt and she's bleeding. good luck."

From an interview she (notaro) just did- check to see if this really happened
My joke is- well, then just call the doll Becky. Some people got up during the set and walked out. I asked them, ‘Where are you headed?’ and they said ‘Maybe you’ll think twice before you make fun of people.’ One of the woman pointed at somebody she was with and was like, ‘He just got over cancer...’ I was so baffled, so confused. Everybody was baffled! I don’t know where they read in that I was saying, ‘Haha you have cancer.’ Nowhere. I don’t know where it came about. So, they left and started yelling with the owner of the bar, it turned into a brawl and the cops came. I was still on stage this whole time. A fist fight broke out... This is all during my set. I had to stay focused and talk to audience while people were pinning each other down and screaming. And one of the guys that left, the police broke his leg while they were holding him down.”
from martha kelly's blog

 Portland threw us a curveball which we caught and re-threw into a jewelry store, breaking the window and setting off the alarm system. When the cops came we pleaded not guilty by reason of Steve's beard, and as per usual they let us walk.
 I tried to rush Tig and Steve out right after the Super 7 show. Tig's response to being rushed goes something like "Oh, uh-uh, no. I won't be talked to like that" and then she walks away. I got mad at her and we had our first and so far only fight while Steve obliviously fingered Japanese toys at the back of the store. I thought we might not speak to each other for hours but our fight ended as abruptly as it started when Tig sassed a panhandler outside the store. She countered his long and winding road of a story with "Hold on a minute sir, I've got a story for YOU." Then she told him about her dad the security guard who lives in a basement in Baltimore. Tour Number Two, Update Number One
Dear Crackpot Blog,
First stop: Ontario, CA. We left an hour late due to a combination of me being an hour late and no one having the balls to leave without me. To make up on time, Tig almost rear-ended a guy. I screamed, Tig objected, Steve overruled the objection. Sidetrack: on the first tour, people not liking other people's driving was a big issue. The people who didn't like my driving were against hearing "whoa-oh!" every time we took a corner over 30 mph. The people who didn't like Tig's driving were disturbed by her combination of speeding and saying things like "I'm not afraid of dying" and "Nothing really matters anyway."



from some other invertiew
Tig Well, we almost got our asses kicked last night. We stayed at this guy’s house who literally went crazy while we were staying there and almost murdered us, so it’s not really as fun as it sounds.
Martha I didn’t stay there. That’s probably why I think it’s fun.
Tig Yeah.

Poems to tig on Willen blog. Evidence available to show that these “poems are written by willen and are to Mathilde.

Aug 4 2008 8:21 PM 

do you know you are in kjell's top friends? things are really looking up for you! congrats on that AND the new horse.
May 29 2008 4:05 PM 

80 degrees, sunny, mariposa st., sushi dinner, swim in the hot springs tomorrow on our drive up to aspen, comedy festival dinner party friday night, hike saturday morning in the mountains, tell jokes for 15 minutes saturday night and make monthly income for june, take sunday off to hang out in aspen with friends, fly home to LA to shoot 2 more episodes. thankfully a couple of vacations are coming up after this hectic schedule.
On willen’s my space one right after she lied for her in the restraining order.(may 29) brian Whitaker Benefited from false testimony- getting big gigs after doing nothing but open mics. No youtube views. Obvious.
Nov 2 2008 5:03 AM 

great workin' with ya tig - thanks again, nice riff with "sparkles

Her blogs etc.- admissions of false allegations, memory problems, morality problems ect.
False Allegations.
in unrelated news, my plan to start a band fell apart. turns out our lead guitarist was on smack. i'm not even really sure what "smack" is exactly, but i know that she was on it because people said things like, "i literally think she's on smack." i still hear from our night ranger-style singer/drummer laura silverman daily accusing me of firing her and demanding to be back in the band.

.. git!martha and i worked really hard on the crackpot tour. this means that basically she was in a constant state of panic but signed all of her emails to me with "can't wait. this is gonna be great." lied until it was true

its just a rumor, so you best start gettin excited. a few years back, i stopped cycling. not intentionally, it just happened. maybe you never even knew i cycled at all. if that's the case, then boy do you have some catching up to do. anyway, i would do local rides and long distance rides. other countries, state to state, down to the beach and back or just to the store to buy a new purse or a fun shade of lipstick. i have been missing cycling so much. there is a great deal of focus in cycling. every monday and friday morning, before my friend stef goes to work (around the corner from my house), we take walks around town or down by the ocean together and discuss all things. i'd say they are interesting conversations, but i can't help but dread the thought of ever having to read a transcript of our talks.

was about me going back to my hometown in mississippi after the hurricane and living w/my family in the destruction, with day to day old family issues causing flashbacks from my past

i'll see what i can remember. i have a horrible memory and tend to get easily distracted. it's not always the best thing to take walks down memory lane w/me. it's not horrible, it's just not always great. chances are, you don't even look remotely familiar to me and your name does not ring any name bells. this includes immediate family members too. here we go w/memory lane 2 or so weeks back. my friend tommy came into town and stayed with me for several days.

Morality problems

it's a lovely time, really. the dvd "operation googsie" will be for sale one day w/all money going to charity OR right up my nose. i haven't decided yet..... in other hurricane news, a little over a year ago, hbo had approached me to pitch/develop a show with them. the show i worked on
.kyle was telling me last night that they are as lucky to have me as i am to have them. he's a

Kyles a nice friend. you need people around you that are THAT comfortable with lying right to your face

Manipulates Martha- last on list and only “likes her.” Etc.
it was written by my good friends tom sharpe (i love you tom) and martha kelly (i like you martha).

you'll also see chris fairbanks, scott aukerman, bj porter, ruby wendell, joe wagner, martha

Prone exaggeration and no regard for truth

kyle and i are still writing like crazy. crazy being like 2 or 3 times a week. it usually takes us a good 2 hours before we start actually writing because we like to gossip about ourselves to one another and then we usually eat a nice healthy raw meal. this makes me happy and it makes him complain about starving and then he usually heats up a pizza at 3am and complains about eating a pizza at 3am and how i should have stopped him. we have about 10 sketches/shorts we are hoping to get filmed in the months to come. "months to come" could mean whatever you want it to. i want it to mean "soon." i'm leaving for new york in a couple of days. i'm really excited about hanging out w/my nyc folk. i have very little time and it will no doubt be spent w/kevin williams, dave hill and nick kroll. it's hard going to different cities all the time because i know so many people. memory lane-type stuff comes up. i'm not always good at it knew that

From interview- intimidating martha
Tape wheezy swish youtube.= show notaro’s demeanor




Weekend of My “rage”—this is the weekend in the police report where I became “enraged” – this is the invented motive but I have the e-mails.


Willlen writes this:





Subject:Re: further silliness.

Date:5/4/2007 7:49:48 AM Pacific Daylight Time

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okay im nearly done, time to start remaking
myself, your self-improvment idea is making
a lot of sense to me. and are you jealous that Im making tigdinner?

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Subject:Re: further silliness.

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btw:since im getting to know you better, i presume that you are going to
say,"
you want me to be jealous of tig" ---you have made those kind of
statements in the past.


I write this in response:
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> what are you making for dinner? goodwill is having a cinco damayo sale sat
> and sunday.

>
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salad and snacks. just got up. are you at teh goodwill? On 5/5/07, Alisaspitz@aol.com wrote:
scored some great stuff. hope your dinner was good

In a message dated 5/5/2007 3:00:09 PM Pacific Daylight Time,
swillen@gmail.com writes:
twas good. how was the gogue? and what kind of fashion did you find
for yourself? i made tig read your pig poem and she liked it a lot. I hope you don’t mind.


On 5/5/07, Alisaspitz@aol.com wrote:


> didnt' go to gogue. shopped and worked in between. unbeilevable what we
> bought for the money. I have two jackets now and a genuine cool wardrobe. .
> unreal. don't mind if tig reads the poem.

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>




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well too late to call you now...its 3:30 am. went with tig to do a set
for 70 christians in orange county. very interesting. she thought
she'd bomb, but she did great. then we hit the normandie
 room and met
some really gross lesbian couple that told  us they were lawyers
within 5 seconds of meeting us. they were disgusting, they were eating
burritos there and one of them kept belching these burrito/salsa
burps. i guess it was her contribute to cinco de mayo.

In response I wrote this.
On 5/6/07Alisaspitz@aol.com wrote:

awesome. sounds fun

In response willen writes:>In a message dated 5/6/2007 1:42:11 PM Pacific Daylight Time, swillen@gmail.com writes:
what are you doing? trying your best to be overly-transparent? you're
clearly upset. cause i didnt call you back that day? cause ive been
unavailable the last couple days? cause i was hanging out with my
friend, tig? i dont know. i just
 think its a little ridiculous and am
wanting to know what, exactly, is going on..I respond to this On 5/6/07, Alisaspitz@aol.com <Alisaspitz@aol.com> wrote:

I've had a really charmed weekend and I am utterly baffled by your letter.
We seem to really not be able to understand eachother and I think it just
feels pointless at this point. We had a sometimes fun fling and I think we
> both agree that it has come to its rightful end. I wish you the best, and
> feel that with your talent you will be fine.
>
In a message dated 5/6/2007 5:12:09 PM Pacific Daylight Time, swillen@gmail.com writes:
  • you dont think your four-word  answers what was to my last couple emails were
    unusual for our correspondance
    ? fine if its true that you are beingtotally honest and have no hostility towards me,then i did
    misunderstand, but my 
    gut says that once again you are being
    overly-sensitive/jealous. if i responded to you that way, i would
    expect that you too would say, ''whats going on wiht her."  and of
    course you once again are declaring and end to things. this is absurd.
    fine. all i did was check in to see going on.
    I responded to that with this - On 5/6/07, Alisaspitz@aol.com wrote:

im off to meet anna and her friends at the Abbey so this will be short. Your
gut is just plain wrong. I answered your e-mail with not much words because
I was in a hurry and even if I wasn't I just didn't know what to say about
gross lesbians belching. We just have different backgrounds or something and
we are not compatible as friends etc. why are you acting so upset? I'm
completely dumbfounded by your hostility. It is totally not fun anymore for
me and I'm trying to end it nicely.






Subject:Re: further silliness.

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you do too have something to say about gross lesbians belching. you
always do. i tell you about gross lesbians all the time and you
comment on them. you know  you have drastically curtailed your
messages to me in the last couple days, and its weird that it
coincides witht the time i hung out with tig for two days straight.
this is very similar to when you wouldnt admit what going to the
"bathroom" meant when we were at teh coach and horses, and i am sick
of drawing the truth out of you because you cant be big enough to
admit anything. im not hostile, im annoyed.  you are almost laughable:
"its not fun for me anymore, and im trying to end it nicely." whats
not fun? we didnt even have a fight. i noticed you were being weird
and short so i called you on it. what happened in those two days that
made it so unfun for you.? if i had to guess what you are doing with
that  last sentence,  "It is totally not fun anymore for me and I'm
trying to end it nicely. " id guess you are trying to gain some kind
of control so you dont feel like a complete patsy, as you say.

and just so you know, i am fine with ending things, i just wish that
you would own up to your shit and be honest, but then again, that
would make me attracted to you, so maybe its best you keep being
phony.




I I wrote back On 5/7/07, Alisaspitz@aol.com wrote:

My goodness, you are not just nuts you are bad, and full of cliches. though
it is amusing to see you make up all kinds of scenerios to convince yourself
of what you want to be convinced of-- I want you out of my life. I don't
want to be rude but I am not attracted to you anymore  and frankly find you
intolerable and grotesque. you are obviously very upset and I can' t pretend
that I care. I don't think I ever really did. My first impression of you as
a creep should have been my last but I was bored.SCRAM




Subject:Re: further silliness.
Date:5/7/2007 9:28:26 AM Pacific Daylight Time
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>wow. you are amazing. so... im to believe that you are no longer
attracted to me anymore
 and find me tolerable and grotesque
you are such a fucking insecure 
liar. sorry you had to fake end things
scram? fucking pathetic. i willl, gladly.


>
Subject:Re: further silliness.Date:5/7 3:03 PMFrom:swillen@gmail.com


you are hilarious.

On 5/7/07, Alisaspitz@aol.com wrote:

> I simply am no longer attracted to you. These things happen.  You should try
> to understand this: good people want to beleive the best of people and they
> will give bad people  chances but your chances ran out. No need to get so
> ugly. Beleive me I could decimate you if I wanted to but I just don't have
> the need to tell the truth to a tiresome cliche.  
Now, be
> gone.
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working....
who'd you meet?
On 6/18/07, Alisaspitz@aol.com wrote:
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>
> I don't know how to set up my voice mail yet so i have 2 messages but have
> no idea how to hear them or who sent them. ADD i'm sure.  These things are
> near impossible for me. how was your weekend.
. when do you want to do the key thing?
>

>





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>this is her latest. again, these are the nice emails. ill dig up a bad
one for you. what a nut.
>
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truly, sorry about that. but you know i think you're a nut anyway, so
i guess nothing new there.

On 7/18/07, Alisaspitz@aol.com wrote:

> In a message dated 7/18/2007 12:20:15 PM Pacific Daylight Time,
> swillen@gmail.com writes:
> this is her latest. again, these are the nice emails. ill dig up a bad
> one for you. what a nut.


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THIS IS WHAT TIG SAID:
if it's sold out i won't be able to get you in, but look at my dates, tell
me when you want to come and i'll let you know what works.
I TOO BUSY TO CHECK

On 3/12/07, stephanie Willen wrote:
> i doubt she can get us on tonight....i emailed and asked what would be
> a good show to go to--ie, where she can get us on the list in time. i
> really want you to do open mic!
>

On 3/12/07, Alisaspitz@aol.com wrote:
> >
> >
> >. tell me if were on for the
> > 
largo thing tonight or I'll do an open mic. I'm off to do some errands be
> > back in 2 hours or so.
> > how is work?
> >
> >

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so tonights show doesnt say sold out? none of them do? also, we couldalways just go hang out at the improv or whatevs with her and you
could "
schmmoooz"

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>
>

> I checked her myspace and It's mostly TBA type things or too far awy. Oh
> well
She knows so many people I sort of know> when I did that show in austin with that lisa delarious girl we booked zach
> galifini...kis's brother( mike? or steve?) to read a short story. small
> world. Do you have a myspace page?
>




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please call me when you get home so i know that you did and please
write your jokes down and im going
 to get tracy's video camera  and im
going to find a cigar bar then im going to call it a day.


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im at tracys trying to find a restaurant that you can smoke at--no pun intended. ive asked, and its okay to take the video camera. its been a while, do you want to hang out tonight? i have several options......please let me know. you are welcome to accompany me and wittness this mess. also, we wont be doing anything til after you do your open mic, wherever that ends up to be.


I write willen:
Good luck in your search. Just make sure you don't lose my mothers tape  or the comedy tape. I don't have copies. when you get back we'll send eachother the stuff back in the mail.

thanks,
alisa
















































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