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Hey Martin Boags, have you found a new mail order bride?- after you were smited for this -case 8CA10541

note- work in progress because PTSD,on all our parts here, has made this much more difficult to lay out, than it should be. But hey... if we die of natural or unnatural causes we want it out there.

For more exhaustive documentation and detail, please see this http://henypire.blogspot.com/2016/02/case-8ca10541-nick-kroll-directs-horror.html



This is a link from a self described, "court insider." Please read https://losangeleslessconfidential.wordpress.com/
 

PART 1 


Twenty two months after it began, and at the end of a twelve day trial, we walked out of the Clara Foltz Courthouse feeling devastated rather than elated. We'd won big in some big way - 4 charges thrown out by the prosecution a week before trial. Mid Trial - two charges acquitted by the judge. An almost unheard of disposition, I'd learn later. The last bogus charge met with a hung jury because the public defender made a political choice not to win it. Despite that the judge stepped in. No retrial allowed -  "Dismissed in the interests of justice."

We'd fought and fought and fought. And, on paper - we won. Big. Huge. A tiny trio against powerful armies.

David Vs. Goliath, was how the public defender, who took the case to trial, would describe it. We'd survived a kafkaesque nightmare and it still couldn't be over.

All seven sham charges,added over 23 months were dismissed or lost by the prosecutors, and now they knew they'd have to face the civil rights trials that were sure to come for what was a mindbogglingly malicious and lawless prosecution.



Any lawyer can confirm - having a judge aquit two charges and dismiss in the interest of justice the other - these are extremely rare dispositions. It is very rare for a judge to breach,"the separation of powers," and not only acquit charges, but after a hung jury- to forbid the prosecutors  a retrial and dismiss the charge, "in the interest of justice."

It definitely indicates that this judge knew what we all knew - this was a malicious and unwarranted prosecution

We won't even broach the four charges dismissed by Martin Boags, a week before trial. Yet.


The saga that began on, April 7th 2008, appeared to be over and yet it wasn't over at all. There would be so much needed to make us whole/ redress our grievance/ make it right blah blah blah.


Free at last. Free at last. The constant plea offers made by the prosecutors refused and refused and here we were in a position to prove that all along my sister stood firm for good reason.
 No convictions. No probation. A paper trail that we were sure would lead to our delayed justice.

Spared the  absurd spectacle of this Tig Notaro reading a "victim impact statement,"

Spared the innocent, but being sentenced scenario - where you have no choice but to look contrite as a judge castigates you for your non existent crimes.

Freed from the clutches of what we'd come to see was a set up.  A tiny trio up against a conspiracy of creeps - who wanted to win at all costs.

 Free, but with reputations ruined. Privacy invaded. Peace of mind shredded. Money and years stolen. Faith lost. Too much Latin legalese learned.


It started with Service 
of a Temporary Restraining order on May 7th 2008.

Served  by Detective John Gregozek.








Restraining orders:

Words that brought to mind crazed obsessives in Lifetime movies, or on the  ID channel. People rejected by real lovers or imaginary lovers, needing a  judge to sign a piece of paper, because they could not grasp the concept of, "Go away!"

(In short, people who do not share the same planet as my sister. She is the last person who'd get a real one, and the one she'd end up with was not a real one, from the start.)



Here and there,though, you'd hear something sexier getting served. Something involving a celebrity stalker. Some sad soul: sitting in a basement. Mouth open to breathe. Eyes shut to dream. Then, eyes snap open to reveal a peculiar mix of menace and never to be requited desire.

 I've since learned that this particularly pathetic form of pathos is rarer than you'd think. Talking about restraining orders and stalking has become a big joke, but actually, it's not as a pervasive problem for law enforcement, as you might think.

Despite the dearth of actual stalking cases, and the rarity of actual celebrity stalkers -  Los Angeles, has seen fit to fund a whole unit - devoted to protecting the famous from this particular pathology.

Members of this specially trained unit accompany the scared celebrities to every court date, and advise them how to stay safe till the stalker is safely locked away. They speak to family and friends of the celebrity, to counsel them on how to keep an eye out for the perpetrator, and what measures to take if this deranged individual gets too close. They profess to have the kind of expertise that sets them apart and justifies the founding of a whole unit devoted to this specialized stalking crime.


They have  a famous psychiatrist on staff (Kris Mohondie) and they have mental health units (SMART) at the ready. They prepare extensively to assure their celebrity is granted those restraining orders,by preparing affidavits and evidence to present to the courts.

 Here is but one example, involving Jennifer Aniston, and the same LAPD unit, and law firm,  maintained against my sister, and then me - Lavely and Singer


http://tmz.vo.llnwd.net/o28/newsdesk/tmz_documents/0720_aniston_2.pdf
When you see the ones filed for Mathilde "Tig" Notaro you'll see why this is significant.




Back to the Threat Management Unit, and what they're supposed to do.


Members of this unit attend seminars, give speeches, and write books.  They hold conventions at Disneyland. They even had a whole Primetime TV series devoted to their  specialty. (Named, "Stalker." Thankfully. cancelled early on.)

The Detectives in this so called, "Elite Unit" go to fancy homes to meet with their famous "Vics" (Victims) and they  live in much nicer homes, than the poor sods who taser South Centralites for a living. They even have their own acronym... The TMU.


Detective Martha Defoe, Head of the Unit - Jeffrey Dunn, and James Hoffman. All would play a part in Case 8CA10541




And, on a sunny day in May of 2008, two members of the TMU, knocked on our door, and  introduced themselves only as, "LAPD"








We'll get back to that Knock. The Knock that led to Gregozek serving the temporary order. The  temporary restraining order that led  a kangaroo hearing with Judge Gerald Rosenberg. A hearing so kangaroo that there had to be an appeal of that order. Then when a defamation suit was filed by my sister...

 Suing Notaro for defamation led Notaro to once again call on Nick Kroll, who again got Lavely and Singer, and then all those people pushed  Gregozek to do what he could to impress upon various judges and prosecutors that my sister was breaking laws, and deserved prosecution.

Based on Gregozeks' bad faith "reports," one city attorney (Phyliss Henderson) agreed to press one charge - a  misdemeanor - that would be pursued as if it was a triple homicide (seven search warrants overall. Six of those " special circumstance" Warrants reserved for pedophiles, and terrorists. then competency schemes, then lawless jailing, then a twelve day trial etc.)

That one bogus charge, didn't induce my sister to accept to accept a plea bargain of "informal diversion" on October 16th 2008, and so they had to find away to get that plea. (The plea would insulate all involved, till that point, from the liability that would be expected when you are a part of a malicious prosecution that has caused great damage.)

When I sued Notaro for defamation(after learning she'd been defaming too)Marty Singer's second hand woman, Allison Hart Sievers,  ordered Gregozek and city attorney, Kelly Boyer, to add more charges, using more false allegations. I did not know that a civil attorney can do that, but that is what happened.








FYI: After securing illegal exigent circumstance warrants, no evidence of any of the allegations made by Lavely and Singer lawyer was found.

But that didn't stop John Gregozek from trying to make Nick Kroll and Marty Singer happy, as you will see.

Did they add charges based on those orders and false allegations, from a famed Entertainment firm lawyer, named Allison Hart Sievers ?

Or more exactly, did Kelly, "Dear Kelly" Boyer add the four charges that John Gregozek would claim she did here:

The answer is that Kelly Boyer refused to add any charges, because she knew this was a vendetta, and that something was very wrong. But, that didn't stop John Gregozek from writing that she added FOUR charges on January 26th of 2009.

But, John Gregozek was so sure that she would that he wrote this out, and who knows who saw it, along the way.

Lavely and Singer's clients: Bill Cosby, John Travolta, Bryan Singer, Charlie Sheen, Sylvester Stallone, Scientology, Jennifer Aniston, and Tig Notaro?

The attempt to add those charges, led to a Stalinesque competency scheme - that got super sinister.


The competency plot part, led to an eighteen men raid - replete with battering ram, bullet proof vests and black cone shaped hats







That's me in the middle with arms crossed:

Parts of the videos that were edited, but were handed over for a civil rights suit. (Please watch, and context is coming.)


.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKWmLM048bE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzfeW9C58Jg



The 18 man raid, led me and mother to be detained in a hall, as my sister was carted off to jail with no charges, and no legal basis for any raid, arrest or search. And, so we were sure she'd be let out the next day when our lawyer came to court.

Instead, she would be jailed for 31 days, with a bail set for serial killers - meaning no bail.


During her stay (AKA coercive confinement) in Lynwood Correctional Facility, all attempts were made to close the deal.
Notice there is no date... When I asked why later on... No one would tell me but one told me that was "very unusual."
The deal - get my sister locked up in Patton on October 14th 2009.

Do whatever it took to make sure nothing happened that would open what the trial judge would call, "The Pandora's box."
it is believed that Notaro was writing such messages to herself or such messages never were sent by anyone.no link was ever found that my sister or I or anyone she knows wrote it. Please Look at October 15th 2009,and know that there is no law or basis for Judge Maria Stratton to have had such intent. Also note... no mention of the 18 officers who actually came.


Patton:

Not a home for ex military heros, but a state hospital for the criminally insane.

For more than a month we faced the specter of Patton. We'd pictured Patton as  place where my sister played cards with Andrea Yates, John Hinckley Junior, a couple of school shooters and a Cannibal.

And, my sister  would be losing every game, because according the documents, she was ordered to be "forcibly medicated" until deemed competent to stand the trial.









in my sister's 46 years, she's only been diagnosed with depression. Never with Manic depression. Please google Khaushal Sharma appeal to see who he is... Also many lawyers afterwards told us he is the "worst kind of whore." He actually didn't ask my sister any questions, and spoke to her less than five minutes before filing this. He spoke of how she protested too much and made comically sinister mocking faces. The court file attests to the fact that not one other document, other than Gregozek's falsified reports were used to get me committed to a State hospital for the criminally insane.




The only bright spot when it came to Patton - she wouldn't be in the company of a Bundy, a Dahmer, A Gacy - who unlike my sister - might have been very mean, but the court had ruled- were still in posssesion of thier marbles.

But, they were foiled, by a few twists of fate. One in the form of a real forensic psychiatrist - Dr. Suzanne Dupee.








 and we saw Judge Maria Stratton



 actually pout as she put a cross through some page on her desk.


Later we found out what she crossed out. 


which forced them to return my sister to the criminal court. A new definition of luck....


Back to the Criminal court and lots and lots more led tos - that led to a 12 day kangaroo trial.


An actual Judge. An Actual Jury. 4 days of Voire Dire. J( more Latin learned.)
Inside and out of court,  A literal phalanx of prosecutors on I phones, strategizing zealously to win  -- the misdemeanor of the century.


My sister's public defender Alissa Malzman Sterling had said to my sister extreme dismay, "Martin Boags is trying to make his name on your case. But then so I am I. " Then she paused to add, " That is wrong. this is about you and how you are being maliciously prosecuted."

Then, a twelve day trial.A trial that started and stopped, and started and stopped, as they tried to add more charges, but were stopped by the trial judge, Randolph Moore.

A trial with a scene like this: another prosecutor, coming into court, to get the judge thrown off for saying stuff like " I don't think this is a criminal matter. This belongs in the Civil Courts. and him angrily telling Felise, "Backfat" Kalpakian to get the hell out.

 This astute observation, that this was all retaliation for the defamation suit - led Judge Randolph Moore to take the very rare measure, of taking it upon himself to acquit two charges and to dismiss the last surviving charge - in the interests of justice.

Which led to Civil Rights suits that met with mystifying dismissals. Which led to a five year flash forward, where a chance internet search led us to this. https://wikispooks.com/wiki/Ian_Puddick


After reading that, so much of this could be summed up with two words- Nick Kroll.

As a means to acheive fame Nick Kroll has pics of himself inserted into frames and then insterting into stores so unwitting shoppers can .... subconciously .... see him as famous?!






 Let's lead us to the present - November 2015 - 

And to me - having to write something that sounds this insane.  But,since I am not insane, I know how insane it sounds.

Let's pause here.  Doctors and judges and prosecutors said your sister is insane. Is she?

My answer: She's the sanest person, I've ever met. Before, Nick Kroll, call on his connections in the court, and before this prosecution decided they have to win at all cost, no one has ever regarded as crazy, in any way...

Here she is to try and uh confirm that.

No, it's too insane, you might still say.  But, you are the sister? double delusion of the elobarate kind! Someone should be studying these sisters. The two of you actually think a  massive conspiracy involving tons of people took place here?

The answer is yes, and you will agree with that assessment, if you stay with me.



You must be wondering.... Who is this celebrity?


As private defense lawyer no. 1 - Howard Williams, described this person.... "These people are commandeering the justice system..."



-In a message dated 4/13/2009 4:20:17 P.M. Pacific Daylight Time, howard@lieberlaw.com writes:
Hi Alisa,

I understand your frustration, I really do.  These people are obviously commandeering the justice system for their own petty purposes and it needs to stop.  Unfortunately, it doesn't appear that the system knows it's being commandeered, and it comes down to your word against hers and the DA and cop who inexplicably believe her.  
I will walk in on the 16th a motion, probably the Pitchess and the discovery motion.  I will bring the motion to dismiss once we complete those motions, as we will perhaps have more information to support the dismissal at that point.  In fact, I foresee bringing the motion to dismiss on multiple occasions before and during trial.

As far as depositions are concerned, we're going to have to wait on that.  We are not entitled to a deposition in a criminal proceeding, only to have her on the stand to confront and cross-examine at the trial.  The deposition is for the civil suit, which must necessarily happen after the criminal case is over.  


 Drumroll. Spotlight. Reveal.




 Ladies and gentlemen, it's.... Tig Notaro.








Huh. Who? Tig Notaro. Uh. Tig Notaro who?



Tig Notaro is who. 





Tig Notaro AKA Mathilde Notaro. A stand up comedian. Maybe you've heard of her now, but nobody knew of her then. Including us.


Why might that name now sound familiar?

Cause she had cancer see. Went on a stage, see. Announced on a stage that the cancer was advanced, see. Noted (un-originally) that Time and Tragedy equals comedy, and she didn't have time, see.

Lots of press. Louis CK peddling an audio of the set. A massive(and highly suspicious) press push to make Miss Notaro... "Happen."

 Considering the state of her health four years later, and then the state of her cancer stories, she had plenty of time and no tragedy.

 Two years after the criminal trial, when we learned of her "cancer set", We saw her cancer as comeuppance, and looked forward to following her journey to decay and death. My sweet sister confided to me, she'd accept Notaro's deathbed apology. I told her I would not.


Alas, before we could pop one kernel of popcorn, we'd learn that she was beating Cancer with a whole new series of  highly inconsistent statements.


Inconsistent cancer story statements: Things like telling certain press outlets she was on chemo. Then it was natural treatments all along. Then the I'm sick from radiation and can't do comedy story.   A month later she was beating cancer with hormone blockers with five wildly varying start dates. one right after a mastectomy. one time it was a year after. then it was two years after. 

Then she forget all that, and went back to how all along it's just been raw foods etc. She'd even told a Peter Holmes(on his podcast, "Make it Weird.) that she loved having cancer.

So, in short, Cancer was not ...Cancer, but the best thing ever. According to her, cancer was a blast.


But I digress, one true conspiracy at a time.

Let's segue back to the beginning -The nitty gritty behind the allegations that that led to all those led tos.


Chapter 2- Back to the Knock

There's nothing tentative about a cop's knock. No knuckle wraps. Just a closed fist punching sideways. Two very tall men in good suits,stood in the doorway. They introduced themselves as "L.A.P.D responding to a "crime report."


 It's important to note that though seeing cops at your door is rarely an occasion to bring out the Champagne, we were happy to see them. Nearly Champagne happy.

We had tried to talk sense to this Tig. To give her a chance to explain herself, and ideally - to say sorry.  How it must be one of the mistaken identity situations. We'd give her such an obviously false out.  She'd tell my sister : Of course you never hit me. I had no right to have you kicked out of largo under such false and destructive pretenses. This wasn't a McDonald's. This was a comedy venue. What I did could effectively ruin any comedy career.

And, yet those efforts to get the deserved response, where met with hostility and abuse by her, and then a bunch of strangers.


Now here, in our house, where were two strapping officers of the LAPD.




Once they heard the story,they'd set things straight.

So my sister starts the story, and right away, Gregozek ( the guy acting bad cop,) starting shush shush shushing her.

" Shh Shh She. Let me talk."


"Ok"

" Have you been writing on the internet about her?"

"Yeah."

Gregozek  gave her a, 'Aha you admitted it look.'

And she gave him a, 'Yeah I admitted it so what look'

"Why have you been writing about her on the internet?"

"Well she's been telling owners of clubs that I go to and need to go to, that I've been hitting her... that I hit her 9 months before and that now I came to a club to be "aggressive with her."And none of that happened. I came to L.A to do comedy. Those kinds of lies can ruin my life."

"Shhh"

"I don't even know her. After I realized that she really was intent on hurting me,  I thought if I could just appeal to her humanity.Then my sister gave it a try. I wanted to gain insight into this strange person who for some reason thinks it's ok or fun to tell people I go around beating her up.Would you like if someone went around lying about you? Say you were applying to the police academy, and some recruit is telling the brass, and everyone, that  you're a violent nut?"

No response, before Gregozek  produced a ream of papers his bag. Is this the site you've been writing on? He wouldn't show what it was.

But since I only had written on one site, I assumed it was datalounge. ( A gossipy website populated by funny people and what appeared to be a fair share of Hollywood insiders.


 It's tagline - wit, wisdom and random bitchery.

"If that's datalounge... Yeah."

He gave her another aha admission face- as if he was getting a full confession to a serious crime.

" well if you have it right there you know there are no threats. nothing remotely illegal. Read it... other people wrote so much stuff about her. Not just me."

Tig  Notaro's life mission was to become a "public figure,"so to our delight some of the Datalounge members knew of her, and gave us some succor. Some knew her personally.A few said she was a creep. Two told us they'd known her, and they strongly suspected she was sociopath. One told us how she was known as a predator- whose preference was straight or straight seeming seeming blondes. Another poster told us that she surrounded herself with out of work comedians, who secretly hated her, but used her for her connections. One poster relayed that Tig Notaro had sent a bloody tampon to her mother on Mother's day.

" The tampon thing..... I don't know of it's true, but I wouldn't past someone whose capable of this."

"We'll look at it later. Second question: " Did you say Sarah Silverman Sucked."

"Did I say Sarah Silverman Sucked? No actually I didn't. I do think she sucks but I didn't say it. I might have said her show sucked..... Wait....why would that matter?

(Was there a new statute on the books that made it illegal to cast aspersions on Sarah Silverman and Tig Notaro?)


So far the  crime report was dissing Silverman, and double dissing Notaro.

Which led my sister to get a gut feeling ( based on their questions and whole demeanor throughout) which led her forget the we ask the questions command.

" I don't think you are real police. Are you real police?"

They chuckled in unison, and then they set what we'd assume were transcripts of the message board aside, with a let's get this over with sigh.

What we weren't up to.

This is where it gets tricky. Because this whole thing is predicated on the fact that there is no smoke to this fire. Surely a puff? Maybe, a swirl? No. All of the smoke was make believe,on their parts. And since the smoke was being manufactured by forces we didn't then understand - the smoke would be submitted to various courts as real fire. We'll get to that.

 So this is what we're going to do. First, I'm going to tell you what the cops told us Tig told them. A vague but disturbing account about what they'd been told, we'd been up to.

Then, I'm going to tell you a condensed version of all the different versions that Notaro and Willen would put in police reports, affidavits, to judges, to investigators, to prosecutors, and to a jury.

Then, I'm going to post a printout of the versions. There are even more. And I'd be happy to show those too.

And then, I'm going to tell you that witnesses with nothing to gain, and some with a lot to lose(we now know that once had a lot to lose, and that one might have lost so much it could blow any mind.)


Five witnesses who told law enforcement that it was all made up. Never happened. And they were ready to go on the stand, and get a lot of people - in a lot of trouble. But they were silenced from the start and then silenced at the end.


What the cops told us: "Incident," one.

Tsunami - August 29th 2007

9 months ago. Not 1,2,3,4 or five months ago - 9 months ago. Notaro and a Stephanie Willen were alleging that my sister  pushed Notaro inside the coffee shop? 9 months ago? The gestation period. Long enough to go around the world.

The metamorphosing/ metastasizing  story would survive for four years, if you include the civil suits to come.

Three versions had the push outside.  One version it was inside.  One version had a verbal tirade and "getting in Notaro's face," preceding the push.  Five other versions where this was not mentioned.  One version had vodka falling out of  sister's jacket, even thought that day was very hot and no one would wear a jacket.

One version had the vodka falling  out of purse. 6 versions Notaro never mentions vodka, falling or not. One version Sister calling Notaro a Crazy. Bitch. Dyke. Cunt before the push. 6 versions where that was never mentioned. version after version after version where the most basic details would change. One version had Willen heroically standing before Notaro to protect her. The next one now it was Notaro heroically shielding Willen.

Then more where sister was now chasing the ladies as they fled to their car, and all the others version not mentioning this most memorable spectacle. One version they came in once car to coffee shop. one they came separately in two cars. Which if true would have complicated that chase. In one version my sister was chasing both them and then the car.


All those versions would be revealed over the two excruciating years, after the knock. Many came long after Notaro and Willen were caught in these lies.

If you were to believe Notaro and Willen's stories  -  That summer night in 2007, had been a night of savagery and sonnets. Brawls and booze amidst Haikus, in the aptly named... Tsunami Coffee House.

Description of Tsunami

Neighborhood: Silver Lake
4019 Sunset Blvd
Los Angeles, CA 90029
323-661-7771

Comedy poetry open mic Wednesdays which was the day and time of the “incident” of August 29th,2007

Description from Metromix magazine online.

For this music, comedy, and poetry night follow these instructions: Walk through the door, sign up, wait nervously, get called onto the stage, do your thing, try not to feel awkward.

Be warned, crossing back through the stage to duck out early will get you a chorus of raised eyebrows and a few remarks like, 'Where are you going?' 


So anyway, a place where things like violence and tirades would get noticed. For now (May 7th 2008. Cops on Couch,) when it came to Tsumani we only had Notaro and Willen's version as told to Gregozek and Hoffman.

What we were being told: 

Alisa pushed, "Tig" inside a coffee shop. And then the light bulb went on for us.This is not a dark alley accusation. This is the opposite.

"Detectives, talk to the people there. There was plenty of them. And the workers. The  cashier. The manager. Easy. Surely someone would have noticed something like that. I mean you're Detectives, after all."

But over the coming years, we had to get witnesses and we got this from a manager who was there that night.

 
(The other documents related to Sam will be linked to another blog with all the documents)

Now the cops had moved to 9 months later: April 7th 2008. Largo.

Gregozek: " Did you get it in her face and be aggressive and she had security throw you out"

My sister: " She had me thrown out for doing nothing. She told them I had to be removed cause 9 months before I'd pushed her. That's how this whole thing started. I went to a show to see the Walsh Brothers..."

"Shhhhh"

According to the 7 version that would follow, Alisa not only got in Tig's Face but in five versions that Notaro would give, my sister was nowhere near her, "face"


 In once version sister had not just gotten in t"Cunt. Dyke. Bitch." line once more. In all the others she forgot to come up with that.

 In the only consistent part of Notaro's versions when it came to this date, was  that she was "confronted" by Alisa while Notaro conversed with her William Morris Agent, Heidi Feigin.

Once again, she puts all "this," in a packed club. What a weird M.O for a liar.

" Talk to the people there. She was talking to the woman there. The bartender. the audience. The people at the bar. The guy who took the entrance fee. If what Notaro says is true, surely someone noticed.  I mean ... you're detective's after all."

We turned to each other and said, " Oh, she's gonna get arrested"

Third "incident"

This is where I come in. After she was thrown out of Largo on April 7th 08, I decided that as a big sister I'd clear this up. Surely this Tig person had nothing against me. I wasn't a comedian.

Cops: Did you knock on windows and doors and scream, " I'm going to get that fucking dyke." "Didn't the police have to come/"

In the next two years. one version had us sisters knocking on the door for 1 and and a half hours. One version of Notaro's had the packed club on three hours of lockdown. One version had us sisters running around blocks screaming "we are going to get the fucking dyke." One version and us sisters were trying to break into club but since we couldn't you know... break in... we knocked for more than one and a half hourse

There was only one consistent part in these version: In all versions cops are called and come to scene but alas us sisters have fled.

Considering those allegations of mayhem, that would first be made by Notaro, and then be made by the owner and then the manager, of course police would have to come... three hours of lockdown.


" Detectives, O... M.. G this is getting ridiculous. She has a mental defect. She keeps making stuff up when there's tons of witnesses There was a bouncer at the bar next door. Good looking black guy. Muscular.  He was there the whole time were were there. Maybe 20 minutes. He was offended by how they treated us. He talked to us. Invited us in Dime Bar for a drink. He'd be so easy to track down. Wait.. all those people on lockdown. The police. We didn't see them. But they'd be great witnesses to. they must have interviewed people. The people inside. locked down for three hours. Surely, they'd remember two violent lady homophobes keeping them trapped for hours. This is a time of cell phones... hundreds of 911 calls."

Remember those police who were called, came, and according to Notaro's lawyer Allison Sievers saw the sister's though Notaro insisted the sister had left before the the cops arrived?

Did anyone ever get the 911 printouts?  Names of the Officers. Badge Numbers? Police reports? Incidence Reports?( To win another defamation suit( I filed) and then to convince an appeals court that Notaro deserved her restraining orders, her lawyer, Allison Sievers had now said that not only had police come but this time, we were there to see them. In the defamation case, the judge cited the poilce's arrival as the reason she would grant Lavely and Singer's "Slapp Motion.")

It's a long strange tale how those documents were finally ordered, but we can't afford for this to be a mystery, so here is what happened when a Martin Boags ordered the records, a year and six months after the alleged incident took place. 


It would turn out that John Gregozek(with the blessing of his supervisor Jeffrey Dunn had falsified a incident number.




One more. I promise.


Gregozek: "You went to the Improv. You pushed people on line. Tried to stop them from seeing her show."


Us: "Whaaaaaaaaaaaaat."

Them shaking their heads: cops were called.


Over the next two years, one of Notaro's versions, would have her being assisted by a cop on the street before two other cops arrived. This phantom cop who she'd never mentioned to the real police who did come when she got a manager to call, had not taken care of us but rather snuck her in the Improv's side door..  a side door ( and a cop that did not exist BTW.) In one version she  stood with "my friend Nick Kroll" and saw me approach the improv without my sister, then I tried to muscle my way into the door. In one version she watched in fear from a window. In one, she didn't but rather performed her comedy routine as this occurred outside. In one version lots of people in line were pushed. In all the otheres she forgot about that. Once time she was given warning of the mayhem by a Leslie Wolff. Once it was a "friend". Once it was a promoter. Once it was a "manager."

After Gregozek and Hoffman finished retelling us, what she'd told them, we almost felt sorry for her. It's a crime to lie to the police, isn't it? Why would she ruin her career... her life... over this bizarre vendetta.

Detectives, we have the best witnesses evah! Two cops. Two female cops. One blonde. One brunette. They talked to us. Then they went and talked to her and who knows who else inside. They came out and said, verbatim... " Ladies no crime has been committed here." After the brunette whispered something in the blonde's ear, the blonde said, " If I were you, I'd get myself a lawyer."
No idea what she meant. Call them on the phone right now. They're one of you.

So, if you don't mind, please take this quiz:

In the following years, most of the witnesses would get a name. Did Gregozek, Hoffman, Defoe, Dunn et al,

A. Talk to witnesses and get statements
B. Eat Donuts
C. Do everything in their power, along with Lavely and Singer, to hide the cops witness and refuse to interview anyone but Notaro and Willen.

Answer C. Maybe also B and C.





Part 2

And after Gregozek told of our dastardly deeds gathered, we'd learn later, by talking to Mathilde Notaro and Stef Willen "Via Phone". Well, that was all that would ever be evidenced any "discovery."

After that was over, the tall men claiming to be L.A.P.D made the motions of it being over. Getting off our couch, gathering up their papers. And we were sure this would not only be over, but these men would write things and invesgitate things that would lead them to arrest her or at least to tell us they found out that this was all some vendetta, on her part, and that they were sorry for inconveniencing us. But before they reached the door, Gregozek pulled out a small sheaf of paper and handed it to my sister. She glanced down and said in amazement, "A restraining order." Gregozke and then Hoffman assured, " Just stay off the internet and she won't show up."


After they left, we'd learn more detail about what was in those few papers

 These are them in the entirety. No attachments of any kind. No police reports. No affidavits from anyone but Notaro. Note there is case number and an address.



Note- No detail whatsoever other than her crossing off - She was afraid that the violence would reocur. There is no evidence in any record that this emergency ex parte with nothing written or attached worked, though it was in the file.

Next in the file was this




Let's look at that more upclose



As you can see, below the names - Declaration RE: Notice of Ex Parte request and then in parenthesis - NO NOTICE GIVEN. Notice to the court but no notice required to inform me. This was the same for both May 1st and 5th

Then, under penalty of perjury, Notaro  put an x through, " I was afraid that the violence would reoccur when I gave notice that I was asking for these orders.


 Note: This time she does not even bother with writing the address and very curiously (though I can't figure this one out) there is no case number assigned her this time as it was on May 1st. But we know due to service by Gregozek, on May 7th, and then this

that such orders were granted:








Here she doesn't even bother with an adress but it is the same completely devoid of detail document as the one she'd submitted on May 1st.

Please note that granted a temporary ex parte TRO with out hearing is not uncommon. But granting one without having to supply any notice to the defendant is. It's a  rare measure that indicates dire danger. No judge would ever grant such an extraordinary measure based on this nearly empty piece of paper. note the numbers on the  bottom -right hand side are from the appeals court. this was one piece of paper.








These are them: 









 and there would be the first time Notaro told her side of the story, we'd thought. According to what we read, she was lying about this story.

Now it wasn't just to these two detective but she was lying under penalty of perjury.  The names listed were assumed to be witnesses to these "incidences" The names mentioned were Nick Kroll, Heidi Feigin, and not only did Notaro seek to have a RO against me but she sought protection for three male names we'd never heard of before, but those she claimed were her roommates.

And in this one page typed statement Notaro had mentioned the law firm that we saw listed on the forms. -- Allison Sievers - Lavely and Singer.



But back then all we cold do was google. googling  Lavely and Singer, just brought that it is a "Boutique Agency" Something to do with entertainment law. We'd jumped to the conculsion that "Boutique," was a fancy way to say a small law firm.


And according to Notaro in her affidavit this firm was busy behind the scenes sending the Datalounge website, where we'd gotten the dirt on Notaro, a stream of cease and desist letters.

No wonder all on those message boards were so amazed that while they dished on every major celebrity this woman most had never heard of was getting any thread mentioning her - shut down. Back then we had no idea about Marty Singers famed, "Cease and Desist" letters. At no time were those handed over to us, since they would be great evidence of defamation in the defamation lawsuit.


Gregozek and Hoffman had given it on May 5th and the hearing date was May 28th... 23 days later.

We found out later that the temporary was granted in a emergency ex parte meeting with Gregozek and the Judge. Meaning, so pressing was the granting of that order than all due process such as hearing and notice could be suspended. Got to hand it to them they really produced the stuff to get that extraordinary measure granted- Here it is in it's entirety. Not sure yet why there are two dates for this...




And later we'd also learn that John Gregozek ahd served the proof of service himself on May 27th 2008. In other words, he had driven all the way from Downtown L.A to deep in Santa Monica to deliver that one page to the court. Drove all the way there and didn't add one thing when later we learned he'd written out an "investigative reports"





So now were' faced with something called a "hearing" and we have three weeks to prepare for ...WHAT?

 The first thing we do is what you're supposed to... we call lawyers. Lawyer number 1 wanted 5 k and that was too much. The second wanted 3K, but we couldn't imagine spending a penny more on defending against what seemed obvious lies. The third lawyer took us into his office, looked at the few paper field and said, " she says you pushed nine months before. and she didn't call the police then.. No judge would give her this. I could take your money but I'd be cheating. Ironically, this one sole honest lawyer inadvertently gave us the worst advice.


Common sense confirmed- This lawyer is right.  no judge would grant this. Hoffman's experienced wordswords, " She won't even show up in court."  But just to be safe we'd look her up. Who is this person and what can we find to not be put in the position of having an undeserved restraining order.

The only thing my sister knew about Notaro was what a Stef Willen had told her. "Never read a book in her life. Hated her family. Cruel. A liar.

Google search picked up ... not much. A myspace where she kept a blog and on the first hit there... she'd be in Denver on the day of the hearing. dates of all her gigs which begged the question whyh she cliamed to be her fear of her life and yet was and also begged the question how come nine months when she'd been in largo and closeby dozens of times. And then we saw it... How did Hoffman know and why would they go the distance for a person who told them she's not even showing up. but wallah, there's definitive proor. She'll in Denver. No way to be in L.A. These cops were acting real strange even so much(          ) but judges to us were then some elite species that could see through bullshit. Judge Rosenberg would see what was going on here and remand the hideous false accusing attention hound to the kennel. Maybe even recommend that she be charged for perjury and lying to police.


But to be sure my sister filed a long "answer" with the court.


We enter the Santa Monica Courthouse early in the morning. And there she was. She'd shown up. She sat texting on her phone, remarkably calm for being two feet away from the perpetrators. Around her looking nervous, but perversely excited was the guy who threw my sister out of largo- Brian Whitaker the doorman at the Improv. Stephanie Willen- ex friend and now fair to say mortal enemy and some guy we never met. No Nick Kroll. No Heidi Feigin. No Mark Flanagan. No cops of any kind.


The lawyers listed as filing the papers also where nowhere to be seen, but must be coming. We all walked in. It soon became clear that no lawyer was coming to court for Notaro.

Let me give you a little legal info... If you have a lawyer and that lawyer's name is on your papers as filing them you cannot represpsent yoursef without filing a substituon of attorney and telling the court you plant to go Pro Per(or representing yourself) We did not know that then. Had we known we'd "put it on the record..." You can't do that it's not legal. But knowing what we know now that wouldn't helped. but at least we'd give it a try. But, Judge Gerald Rosenberg with papers in front of him, Tig began fucking up spectacularly.  There was now a series of new versaion for every paragraph/incidence recount that she wrote. She was the worst pathological liar I'd ever seen. Middle School Dropouts should study the script before testifying, we thought.  And then not just her but all were making the case for us... Everything they were saying went against what she'd sworn to in the afficdavit and now under oath in a court of law.

My sister who just had to listen to all these lies. And had to watch the Judge Call Notaro by her given name "Mathilde.." I actually go by my middle name Tig and ever since... So Judge Rosenberg did call her Tig and he didn't call my sister anything at all. As my sister went through her sure fire truths, she was made to look like the one with suspicious inconsistencies. At some point my sister talked about Sam and Juilius and Heid and all those she would have tracked but looik Judge it says here she''ll be in Denver and we were told by somje cop she wouldn't show up and I want a conitunaance.... Oddly the Judge said yes and then proceeded to act as if he never heard her request.

The fact that you are looking at her Myspace tells me what I need to know.. But I had .At this point as my sister was floundering sputtering and lookign back at us with our mouths open. the bailiff came up to me and very gently said, " You have to leave the court." I'm a witness. welll let you back ion... Oh Ok... But he never came to get me and so I had to see it from the little window on the court's door. Whatever I could see did not look good. Five minutes later tig strutted out with a strutted out. Not a figure of speech. she actually strutted. The wannabe comedians giddy with the possibilities that were not possible before. after they were gone my sister and mother told me

Afterward Willen would go on a trp to Aspen as told by Notaro on her Mysepace for us , and all to see. Even though they hadn' spoken in yhears. whitaker would also take to his myspace page to report form the Improv his first non open mic show every.. Thanks for letting me open for you, Tig" From open mic to opening a show at the world famous Improv.










































First thing home, I called Gregozek to tell him about my stunned state and how Notaro did show up.


And, then I went into detail how she had lied and lied , and  now had testified under oath that now it wasn't her my sister was stalking but Stef Willen. My sister had gone to Largo to stalk non comedian Willen at a comedy show.
 He laughed as if amused by  Notaro's lateest antics, and said, " Well... she didn't tell us that." I'll send you the transcript and you will see." Gregozek's made a sigh of exasperation, " Listen everyone gets restraining orders. Let it go and again, just stay off the internet and your troubles are over."


It became to seem clear, that this  Tig person had some special power. Why the in person interviews of us and then no lawyers or cops showing up and the judge awarding her anything she asked despite no evidence and even glaring inconsistent statements why the removal of me as a witness


 Why were two Detectives from an Elite Unit that handles "aggravated cases of stalking," on this non case, in the first place? And why were they counseling us that she won't show up, and then to stay off the internet - as if the legal troubled hinged on some mild mockery on the internet? No mention of threats or illegal actions on our part...



Back home were were completely stunned, but vowing to appeal.  Was it the lawyers who never showed up who were pulling some strings. Was it her friendship with Sarah Silverman... Did Silverman's fame and money have that kind of power?

We had to find out why as lawyer Howard Williams would say a year later, " She's commandeering the legal system"

Looking into Lavely and Singer

It's impossible to recall the exact details and timelines of our google searches,s but we found out a lot about Lavely and Singer. The incredibly shabilly filled out forms, and then not even showing up. We'd figured, " Well,  guess that's you get when you hire a, "boutique agency."

Wow. Lavely and Singer... Lavely and Singer are not regular lawyers, just like we found out that The TMU aren't regular detectives...

Lavely and Singer are high powered Entertainment lawyers. The highest powered in Los Angeles, and since they also represent big banks and George Soros, high powered in other parts of the world.


A lawfirm, who  not only happen to work with the TMU with major celebrity with major celebrity stalking victim clients, but Lavely and Singer represented the head of the TMU in a major lawsuit.

You see a book called " The Mansions of Eden"  was written about the TMU, and other security firms . (Author David Waddle. Publisher: Penguin)
The jist was that members of this unit were being offered lucrative security jobs straight out of public service or before. The former head of the Unit, Robert Martin, and a few of these firms (Gavin De Becker) were upset that a writer had had revealed this arrangment and that aspersions were being cast. Who did Robert Martin hire to have this go away? You guessed it.

Insert.


Let's get back quickly to just a few of their high paying and high profile clients.  Bill Cosby, Sylvester Stallone, John Travolta, Charlie Sheen, Bryan Singer, Jennifer Aniston, George Soros, Julius Bayer Bank and many many more and Martin Singers most grateful client- Arnold Shwartzaneegger. And that would strike us as significant over the five years to come when we slowly but surely learned that all 15 of the judges who were given roles of responsibility in this case were recent Shwartzenegger appointees.

But the client that struck as the most relevant, at that exact time was ... Jennifer Aniston. Jennifer Aniston's restraining order was online. we'd found it looking up keyword Lavely and Singer restraining order...  Aniston had retained Lavely an Singer and was working with the TMU. You'd expect a similar investigation and a similar effort to assure that the judge granted protective orders.   We clicked it on and saw 96 pages and reports and affidavits and diagram... The whole megilla. So  much seemed required to get a judge to get on board. While, in our case almost nothing was required and the TMU and Lavely and Singer went missing when it went on record on May 28th 2008.

. This is the entirety of what was filed for Notaro not only to get the temporary order, the ex parte exceptional circumstance order but for three men named, Christopher Fairbanks, Kjell Bjorgen,  Which begged so many questions. A big begged question: How is that a  tig notaro is more powerful than Jennifer  Aniston?

So three years. Clets order. Restrainined for not onlyh Notaro but three men who never showed up in the affiadivati tand then in court and were never even mentioned... (later we'll get to how none of these men were even her roommates and how we found that out)


Remedies:

So now Notaro not only had my sister removed from two very important comedy venues, under false premises but now she was succeeding in getting a court order that would show up as deserved if we didn't do something. And, she not only had not being satisfied with ruinng my sister name at Largo but now at Imrpov and show knew where else(We'd learn a little later.

So now what remedies did we have. We now had not one statement under oath but two. and we now still had and a clearly unfair hearing...Googling. Only remedy to appeal.. One month window to file one peice of paper called,  a "Notice of appeal." Calls to laywers. 10 k for an appeal. By now we knew a whole slew of legalese. Bias, Pro Per, Motion to reconsider, redress for greivancesVoid Judgement, Ex parte, Due Process, and Ex Parte- Important. Remember Ex Parte we'd had one for the tempo order and we'd be uninvited to many expartes when all was said and done. legal definition


With all this knowldge we decided we weren't going to pay another cent for this twisted bitch. We would not let this demon rat deplete our funds. And she wouldn't ruin are names and she wouldn't keep my sister from doing what she'd come to L.A to pursue.

With notice of appeal taken of of it would be a long time till we could get any relief. It was clear that Notaro was defaming my sister and that many potential witnesses exited so rather than wait the year or so that an appeal could take the best way was a defamation suit... abuse of process. malicious proseuction. defamation.  That suit was completed, filed and served to Notaro on August 13 2008.


But in between these legal "remedies" my sister was still not sure all was lost. The idea that her daughter had a resatraining order against her from a stranger was driving her crazy. My mother at the time- a 70 year old Hungarian. A holocaust survivoir screwed by a fellow Jew... This Rosenberg. And so she went out a lot of times since Notaro had her removed and often wondering if she'd someone been shmmozing with one of the mystery roomates that she was legally restrained from.

On Juley 14th 2008 Alisa goes to El Cid. A nightclub with a weekly comedy show she'd been going to regularly. Accordion to her nothing happened of note and I can verify that she never mentioned anythign of note happened. But on the very same July 14th, according to Tig and friends, my sister approached Martha Kelly with crime in mind. Intent on paassing illegal messages in anotehr crowded place. She either said " Tell her to stop this. It's killing my motehr" or " I will never let this go. I can't have firearms anymore." Then Notaro as usual changed it up again. This time in a letter from Lavely and Singer to a prosecutor Richard Ramirez...this was what went down: insert - i can't get a gun

And if that wasn't enough we have three supporting witnesses for Notaro...cliaming my sister was followering her old M.O to a T. A disturbing scene. Agreessivenes. Threatsa. Menace. Screaming while nameless others were terrified. Now, now lets whip out our last fortutious witness. Tobin Shea... manager of El Cid. His take as told to Investigator Neil Spector
















































Amazing that I didn't put this together, till yesterday.

My sister and I have put a lot together,but it didn't occur to me how I'd prove that John Gregozek was in on it, from the very beginning.

John Gregozek said to my mother, "what can I do. You sued her (Notaro) didn't you?" as the only answer to her question. Her question was, "You were in my house. You know that this girl is lying. How could you have tried to press criminal charges." He said that in October of 08. Soon after he'd learn more and more and more lies told by Notaro and the false witnesses(who were promised goodies from Nick Kroll and Tig Notaro)

So we understood, that as of October of 2008, the criminal charges were retaliation for the civil suit I'd filed against Notaro. By then we knew too that John Gregozek was acting an errand boy for Allison Hart of Lavely and Singer. But only later would it be understood how much of an errand boy/co conspirator. Look he's picking up forums and emails from Allison Hart Sievers on May 6th 2008. FYI - not one of those documents was ever used or handed over in either the restraining order kangaroo hearing, or during the 2 years of the malicious prosecution. Why? Because nothing remotely criminal existed in those documents. On the contrary, they were exculpatory.


The whole document
Let's look at that again
 

(Please take note of John Gregozek's bizarre retelling of how he first set eyes on his "Victim" Notaro - remember that till then he'd only talked to her, "via phone" (see April 30th 2008)

 Now there are three Detectives - Martha Defoe, John Gregozek, James Hoffman - from an Elite Unit driving from Downtown L.A to Santa Monica - to do what? You'd never guess. They were responding to a residence. I was under the assumption that residences were non verbal. Alas, this residence might be responded to but as a good residence does - it stays silent. We know that cause we don't have any statements made by said residence. Who else very barely responds, in any way?

Notaro. But, not in any documented verbal sense - according to this report, without saying a word - she identifies me by "one photo."




All that gas and man power for Ms. "Tig" Notaro to not say a word . For the cops not to say a word. We must picture that desiccated hag simply shaking her head, and saying " Uh, yea." before going back to her business.


When Gregozek tried to get the city attorneys to add criminal charges-



Let's look at May 6th more closely



Back then though,we were completely ignorant of Nick Kroll, other than the fact that Tig Notaro had listed him as a key witness to events that never transpired. (And, he was never even there, we'd find out.)

We had no idea who he was, or what kind of family he came from. No clue as to  his role in this conspiracy(and it sure was a conspiracy, folks. The c word has gotten a bad rap, but it just means more than one was involved, and in this case- there were many who conspired to assist Kroll, and Marty Singer's law firm win whatever it is, they wanted to win.

Back then, we didn't know about Marty Singer and Lavely and Singer either.

Early on,we knew there was something very very very wrong with Detective John Gregozek.

what a lovely innocent face. who would guess... SARCASM!


 Knew he wasn't working for the public. Knew he was willing to lie repeatedly. Willing to press for bogus criminal charges. Willing to lie under penalty of perjury, many times. And, willing to lie under oath in court... I also knew he was willing to hide exculpatory evidence and falsify police arrivals at scenes and then to actually to falsify an incident report number, when he submitted his reports or search warrant affidavits. Willing to waste a broke city's money so he could secure a job, if he pleased Lavely and Singer and Jules Kroll(through his son, Nick)

But, till yesterday, I did not get that this was his intention from day one - April 30th 2008. Didn't grasp that he wanted me to be charged with crimes, on day one, and that he planned to arrest me on the word of Notaro, Willen, and Kroll on May 7th 2008.

   I didn't get that the fix was completely in from the first time he was told by Nick Kroll and then Marty Singer- to take care of Nick Kroll's, "best and oldest comedy friend, "Tig" Notaro.

We knew some of the fix was in - as of October of 2008, when Gregozek told my mother, " What could I do, you sued her, didn't you." as his only explanation as to why he kept lying on reports, and pushing the city attorney to file bogus criminal charges.

But, we thought maybe he was lied to on April 30th 2008, when Notaro(through her lawyer) called him.



How can I prove that Gregozek had no plausible deniability, and that he intended to railroad me from the start? ( with the blessing of his supervisor, Jeffrey Dunn)


Please look at this, note how despite this allegation about April 12th 2008, no police were called or arrived. And, so Gregozek is going by Tig Notaro's word alone. " The police were called but Spitzer (sic) left before they arrived.

Note that this was redacted. I have the non redacted one and will post when I find but note one witness is included and it was Stef Willen.  But, then on 8/14/08 this info was Rejected. Note that if the report was valid it would include all the wintesses or even a few. and all the related badge numbers and police report and incident number.


Then, please look at this ugly little document -

Please look carefully at the paragraphs that start with  "On April 12th 2008," and "April 29th 2008"
Had John Gregozek really investigated all these allegations -- Every ONE-- would be shown to be a lie. Note the presence of Nick Kroll. He was not even there. No cops on April 12. No Nick Kroll ever present to be any kind of witness. No sherrif on the street to sneak her into a side door. No side door at the Improv comedy club even.

No evidence then and never was there any evidence. Not even the pretense of any evidence which begs a lot of questions.
 Let's forget for the moment that this document followed absolutely no investigation on the part of Gregozek, or anyone. Let's forget that all this is the words of Tig Notaro and Stef Willen given "via phone" and  written as gospel truth by Gregozek. 
Long after Gregozek(and other members of the police and prosecutors) knew that every word was a lie they just were arrogant enough or emboldened enough to keep repeating these lies. If any of the things written about me or my sister were true, not only would we two super creeps, but I would not have all seven charges dismissed after a twelve day trial and two years of prosecution.  Five witnesses who were as unbiased as possible(total strangers) were ready to testify that everything in that report was a lie.

Also, please note that after the real police found Notaro uncredible, Nick Kroll hooked her up with  John Gregozek. John Gregozek wanted the kind of opportunities the former head of the TMU had... Gregory Boles was that guy and now he has a very glamorous position working for Kroll Inc.


For now, let's focus on the last two lines of April 12th and April 29th 2008 

On April 12 2008...The police were called but Spitzer(sic) had left before they arrived.


On April 29 2008.... Police called and arrived at the scene. Officers arrived at the scene and determined there was no crime. (incident 080430005196)


Re: April 12h 2008 - The police were called and arrived?

Not only is it strange that there is no names of the officers listed but there is no time frame and there is no badge numbers.
There is no mention of a 911 call, and there is no incident or police report number listed.


Then, if the allegations in this report made by John Gregozek, are true-- the police would surely visit us. We lived less than 2 miles away, and Notaro knew that through Stef Willen. She knew exactly where we lived. It also doesn't note who called the police. (Later,Allison Hart would write to the appeals judges that not only were police called but me and my sister were present when they arrived. Then zero detail about the next step in that type of situation i.e what steps these cops took)

Over the two years that this prosecution lasted, not once did anyone but us try to check on this information. We tried but were told we weren't legally entitled to that information????!!!!! We didn't know better so we believed this to be the case. Until September of 2009 no prosecutor tried to get their hands on this info.

Re: April 29 2008- Police called and arrived at the scene. Officers arrived at the scene and determined there was no crime. Then, an incident number.


So, why not the officers names and badge numbers? Again, as hard as I tried, no one would give me this information. Very late in... Gregozek ponied up the names, and after that he'd begin to include their names and badge number in his perjured search warrants.

(Their names were Jaqueline Montalvo and Jannelle Badar. Montalvo would come in on February 23rd 2010 to tell Alissa Malzman and Martin Boags(the prosecutor at that time. he was taken off soon after) that though the prosecutors had her on their witness list she'd be a witness for the defense AKA me. Three days later she was dead in an unusual car accident.)


Where is the incidence report?

Well, as Jaqueline Montalvo knew... there wasn't any. She'd so dismissed Notaro's allegations, that night, that she did not write any police or incident report. Same for Janell Badar.

In August of 2009( a year after the charge was filed) Martin Boags, was appointed to the case after three other prosecutors had left(why? we don't know but we have our suspicions) We'd learn later that someone forgot to tell him a lot of info and then we'd learn he ordered this to add more charges, as a means to terrorize me into a plea bargain. Anyway, Boags did order the records of both dates:






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Please note that Bill Bratton aside of his "public service" position was(and still is, as far as I know)  an employee of Kroll Inc. This is why their was non stop and very obvious crimes committed in this case, and no one would do anything.

It becomes beyond curious if you regard the minutes. This is a newer one but I'll find the money that has no mention of the illegal arrest a year and a half later. That one says that I was arrested on April 29th 2008. We know that didn't happen. Gregozek's report doesn't say that happened. The official records ordered by Martin Boags say it didn't happen. Why is that there and why wouldn't anyone correct this? Not Franica Tawn, Not Anan Desai, Not Alissa Malzman. Not the two private lawyers.No prosecutors?


In short, JOHN GREGOZEK PUT A FAKE POLICE INCIDENT NUMBER ON THE REPORT HE"D SUBMIT THROUGHOUT!!! AND, he knew there were no police on April 12th 2008. He'd checked. Of course he did. Otherwise he'd put a real number. But he knew that the only way to make this get a city attorney on board, is to lie like this. 
Landin let me out on my own recognizance. Which is more that fair. But this becomes very significant when Judge Maria Strattons states on the record that I am facing very serious charges and therefore she would deny me any bail for 31 months. Then, she make it 10k ... which makes no sense.





Sad and scary to see that John Gregozek is still able to pretend to be a real police officer, when he is a ruthlessly corrupt sack of crap.

Very sad to know that he still has his gun, and badge, and that he has not been imprisoned yet. A google search shows that he is now a Sargent at L.A's South East Division. Another google search shows that maybe a Sargent is not a demotion.

Whatever the case, John Gregozek can't work for Marty Singer (or Jules Kroll - both had pull in my case) and he can't fix cases for celebrities like Pauley Perrette, or wannabe celebrities like Tig Notaro

 Since I am sure that this sausage faced menace to society,





 loved his cushy and corrupt position at the LAPD's Threat Management Unit, I choose to see this as a demotion. I hope that his role in CASE 8CA10541 had something to do with him being removed from the TMU unit. But, of course, I can't know.

This blogger gets your name wrong, Gregozek... calls you Jim, but it's you and he's right on about everything he figured out.

https://losangeleslessconfidential.wordpress.com/

Why do I want John Gregozek(and city attorney's Jennifer Waxler, Felise Kalpkian, Martin Boags, Bernie Brown, and  other members of this sham TMU unit,) in prison?

Here's a sample, or two.

On January 13th 2009, Gregozek was contacted again, by Marty Singer's right hand woman, Allison Sievers( of the Lavely and Singer law firm.)

These are the letters that we only made available to us in 2011, when they were handed over in discovery by unsavory City Attorney, Elizabeth Mitchell.



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This was only handed over in discovery, for a civil suit filed by me, my mother and my sister. A suit that by all evidence, and law - we should have won. Note that one page was not handed over. 


According to this document (dated February 3rd 2009 and faxed to someone on that same day) City Attorney Kelly Boyer, added four charges to the defendant(me) on January 27th 2009, based on what Allison Sievers ordered, and then we have to presume - the incriminating evidence found by Gregozek





Let's look at that closely


Action Taken - Four Counts 273.6 filed by CA Boyer( Right hand. last line)

Let's look closer at the supplemental information filed by John Gregozek(note no supervisor this time does not sign off and Gregozek himself does not sign it. What that exactly means - I do not know.)

Note that this was not given to me until March 12th 2009, and the public defender either did not have it or was not aware of it but no one told me that such a filing had occurred as of March 12th 2009, when I decided I had to be my own  lawyer and so "discovery" was given me. As of March 12th 2009, I only knew I was facing the one bogus charge

Anyway, back to the info supplied by Gregozek to someone. 


And, according to this same report,Gregozek proclaims that indeed Kelly Boyer did file such charges.





Okay, so anyone viewing this would think... Here's the chain of events-  


1)Notaro's private civil lawyer (who was representing her in the defamation suit against her.) is contacting "Kelly" and Gregozek to provide them with evidence that I am violating a restraining order. 
2) Gregozek does the leg work- get the warrants (see below) and sure of four crimes, presents such evidence to city attorney, Kelly Boyer.

3) City Attorney,Kelly Boyer, evaluates the evidence brought to her. We can assume that it what was discovered after numerous searches etc.  Gregozek hints at his work, but does not offer detail as to what he found. What she sees, gives her reason to add four criminal charges to the one, I then faced.

The next date would be January 29th 2009. On that date, there was a pretrial hearing in the case: On that Date, Kelly Boyer was the prosecutor, and did she add the four charges Gregozek said she did. Did she add any charges?


Let's make that bigger:




As you can see, no charges were added. Kelly Boyer was present, but she wasn't adding anything. What is that about?



So, January 29th 2009, came and went and I was not told of any charges, and had no clue that Lavely and Singer's errand boy, John Gregozek, had been conducting extensive searches - exigent circumstance searches.

I  had no clue on that date, and would have no clue until a month and a half later when, I noticed this the February 2nd report and then tons of page of search warrants - signed by a total of three judges.



Was there cause for such extreme measures?  Would disclosure of these records impede the investigation, and place the victim(s) and witness(es) in danger.

Gregozek writes them of an investigation in progress by the LAPD. That sounds very serious, doesn't it?


The truth of the matter is there was no "investigation."  There was no probable cause for any charge or any search warrants. There was a fix. There was a cover up. John Gregozek was working on the orders of Nick Kroll, and Marty Singer.  Because this was Judge Samantha Jessner, he knew he did not have to include one reason for such unusual and lawless warrants.

All Gregozek planned to do, and had to do, was impart that he was an expert. No evidence was needed. Just his presentation to Judge Samantha Jessner that he was an expert who not only guarded celebrities and other VIPS but HER.... 



Let's look at that a little closer - 



Here, Gregozek is telling these judges(there would be a few with these search warrants) that he's a big time expert. That's bad enough, cause as an expert he knows very well I'm no stalker and that by law, Notaro and him have been stalking me - filing false reports, harassing me using the criminal and civil courts etc. 

If that's not bad enough he is telling these judges - "Hey I protect you" if you need it.  How is it one bit relevant - "Which includes threats towards elected officials" plus the city worker part.


Mathilde Notaro had alleged an incident of violence to Gregozek. But very early on, that was shown to be a lie, when the manager of the coffee shop(where she'd invented violence and verbal tirades)

There is also an investigators report( will post as soon as I find it) In it Sam Consuegra seems spooked by something but he makes the excited utterance , " There was no violence that night."



Not to mention that she'd changed her statements to such a degree that it was clear, as early as May 28th 2008 that everything she and Willen were sayingafter report after report to judges and others - saying that Boyer filed four charges, over and over again.   what happened at the next pretrial hearing. What was Public Defender, Franica Tawn, doing during this time. What about Investigator Neil Spector.






I claimed that as of March 12th 2009, when I demanded discovery when I had to become my own lawyer, I had no clue that any more charges were added AND that I was not aware of any search warrants - here's your evidence that I could not have known about the search warrants.

How could I not know? By law I had to be notified - Well these were exigent circumstance warrants - approved by Judge Samantha Jessner, with no explanation as to why such extraordinary measures be taken- Remember there was no violence or evidence that if I found out.... the "victim" could be in an jeopardy. Nevertheless, an exigent search warrant or warrants, were conducted. there was a false allegation of violence that was now a year and half old and their was a known witness - Sam Conseugra- who had signed an affidavit saying there was no activity of any kind - no violence. No verbal argument. 







In fact, there was absolutely no probable cause. There was no reason other than a Lavely and Singer lawyer telling their errand boy, Johh Gregozek, to do this - 

Look what an errand boy he was.

 Check out May 6nd 2008- Picks up forums and emails from the offices of Lavely and singer. 




And, he had no idea who wrote anything and nothing ever writeten by me was in any way - criminal. None of these "forums and emails" were not only not shown to be even written by me, but nothing in these forums or emails were remotely criminal. Also, at a twelve day trial and throughout the 2 year long malicious prosecution - they were never introduced into evidence.

Look at the part in green: we see he knows he needs to use serial numbers. He responds to a residenct and we must suppose that the residenc and not Notaro. They drive from downtown L.A with three detectives - Defoe now too. Hoffman. Gregozek. All the way to Santa Monica and only a residence will respond to them and Notaro will identify me by one photograph? So we have a talking residence or a silent residence who needs to be brought to court to be cross examined. I am kidding, reader ... I know that



And, errand boy to Lavely and Singer - John Gregozek- files the proof of service with the court - 


Note: Files nothing else. Filed not one document compared to this - filed by same Gregozek and same Lavely and Singer http://tmz.vo.llnwd.net/o28/newsdesk/tmz_documents/0720_aniston_2.pdf

And, something happens, where the TMU not want even their names listed. By all indications nothing was done by this unit past May 7th 2008. When I sued for defamation Gregozek was back on the case saying things like, " What could I do. You sued her didn't you." as the response to her question, "Why are you doing this. You know that girl(Notaro) is a liar."



















This was filed but never entered in the minutes, and Ms. Tawn never mentioned it to me and so I had no idea she filed this. The fact that this is not listed in any docket or minutes or whatever is astounding. The fact that Franica Tawn made no attempt to pursue this or correct the record, is just too incredible to believe




And, regarding no basis, no  truth ,no law and no logic, Judge Samantha Jessner and the Judge Maria Stratton agreed to what ever these notoriously unethical and ruthless prosecutors demanded.
. No incidents in court. No medical records. Only the exparte, and then on the record lies and dirty tricks of two notoriously unethical city attorneys - Jennifer Waxler and Felise Cohen Kalpakian. How do we know they are notoriously unethical? Because Alissa Malzman Sterling would tell my sister that and at one point another public defender approached my sister and said, " Good look. Good Luck" and then he pointed at Jennifer Waxler and said, " Especially with her." His face looked furious.


Those two charges  underlied a Stalineque competency scheme that ended just four months before.

 The prosecutors (Jennifer Waxler and Felise Kalpakians) demand that my sister be evaluated for competency -  "Your honor, she says these charges don't make sense."  My sister did repeatedly say, " These charges don't make any sense.

These two charges were based on someone writing on Notaro's facebook certain non criminal things,  and no one finding any link that those postings were written by anyone in particular. In other words, no police officer would try to press such charges and no prosecutor would agree to based on the "evidence" or non evidence. And, how those charges were pressed for and how they were eventually added will be told soon.


By the prosecutors  twisted logic - these outrageously invalid charges make no sense to anyone,  and so she must be criminally insane - can't understand the nature of such charges.



 The surviving charge - the first charge added by city attorney Phyliss Henderson- A charge that was thrown to the prosecution, by the public defender, Alissa Sterling ( nee Malzman)-who was happy to win six charges, and threw this charge so as to preserve her career by not offending the prosecutor even further.

Anyway, this first and then last remaining charge. lacking any defense by the the exceedingly self interested, Malzman, met an unfair fate. Not a conviction. A hung jury instead. 11-1 for guilt.

 The jury being presented with lies, and then altered jury instructions that indicated that this was a case of domestic and family violence, when there was no disagreement that Notaro did not even know each other,

and most importantly, the judge agreeing to the prosecutions demands that my sister not be allowed  the collateral attack of the restraining order( which is required by Supreme court law - we'll get much more into that, later but amazingly when Katie Ford begged for a retrial on the hung count she claimed it was she wanted that all in and the judge denied her this and no one corrected her)


 and having John Gregozek on the stand to tell them he is a stalking expert  didn't help- which begged a lot of questions that Alissa Malzman repeatedly failed to exploit --  i.e if he really was a stalking expert why did he do no real investigation and if he really was a stalking expert wasn't it true that nothing about my sister and this case had any of earmark of a stalking crime. Alissa Malzman missed so many opportunities that it blows one mind. There are literally hundreds of things she could have said or done to get an aquittal with a finding of factual innocent. But, by all indications she made no effort to counter the initial charge or the fact that she repeately told my sister, " you are being malicously prosecuted. One glaring example out of so many examples - Notaro got on the stand and Malzman just did nearly nothing to expose her as the liar and criminal she is. Same with the three witnesses that Nick Kroll had just rewarded with a Bentzen Ball gig(more on that later)

Well, I can't really blame this jury for not understanding what was really taking place here. Alissa Malzman Sterling chose to keep them deep in the dark. Afterwards, when I confronted her about another bit of bad behavior, over the phone she whispered, " Alisa, what do you expect. I work for the city."

Odd that -since she supposedly worked for the county, but that really does speak for itself.

 Mid trial Alissa Malzman told my sister, " You are being railroaded," before Malzman proceeded to allow my sister to almost get completely railroaded on that one charge. You'll meet Alissa, and the other defense lawyers, later.

But the competency scheme was foiled, and the attempt to get my sister convicted of even one charge did not succeed for the forces that had aligned-


Forces? That sounds crazy. It is crazy but not because of us.
More exactly these forces were Nick Kroll and his family connections, and then Marty Singer and then the City attorneys office, and then the District Attorney's office when the competency scheme took place. Along the way many more were involved and many could have no plausible deniability when it came to the lawlessness and ruthlessness they'd exhibit.
Then,it can be deduced that as of May 7th 2008, Gregozek and Hoffman and anyone at the TMU made it clear to Notaro et al that they were not going to further entertain her vendetta. Later as some awkward means of explanation Gregozek would tell my sister, by phone - She wanted me to press the charges. I went to the clubs and found out you were there to do comedy. He seemed to want to absolved when he said that and when he told our mother, " What could I do? You sued her didn't you." as the only explanation as to why he was lying in reports and pressing for charges he knew to be unfounded.

All evidence leads to the conclusion that after May 7th 2008, Gregozek, Hoffman, and Defoe(who accompanied them to go "respond to a residence" on May 2nd 2008) were completely off the case. Later when my sister called the office of the TMU to plead with them again to investigate ... to do anything to do the right thing here, Defoe was the one who picked up the phone. My sister told her how wrong this all was and to urge them to just talk to the many witnesses that now were known- Sam Consuegra, Julius Quinn Roberts, The police officers that we saw on April 29th 2008, Heidi Feigin. There were also many prospective witness in these crowded "incidences."

What did Martha Defore say in response? If I were you I'd get a restraining order on her. The "her" was said with distaste and the her referred to "Vic" Mathilde "Tig" Notaro.










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 This is what I'm sure happened. As of May 2008, when Nick Kroll made some calls, neither Lavely and Signer or this TMU unit wanted to get involved with a clearly malicious and disturbed woman like Tig Notaro. Lavely and Singer agreed to write Cease and Desist letter for a price but when the time to come to court came, or even to fill out any forms, they were nowhere to be found. As dirty as Lavely and Singer is know to be, they did not want a court record when dealing with someone who was not only not famous or powerful, but who lied in ways that made it very obvious that she wasy lying.

The stakes were low, at that point- get to Rosenberg, and get this crazy Tig bitch what she wants and this Alisa Spitzberg  person will disapear, never to be heard from again.

They did not anticipate an appeal, or then a defamation suit because the arrogance of a sociopath like Tig Notaro is such that she assumed we'd be cowed and bow down to her bully's might.

Flash forward to the filing of my sister's defamation suit on August 11th 2008. Then service of the complaint on August 13th.

Immediately after it was served on Notaro, A letter in the mail... Alisa Spitzberg is charged with a crime. My mother, who had trusted police like crazy, called Gregozek...... " How could you do this. You know that girl is a liar."

And, what did Gregozek say in response?  "What could I do. You sued her didn't you?"

My mother was so confused by this response, that she asked me, " It is illegal to sue someone."

That is why this stalking report would include only the words of Tig Notaro. Then Gregozek was ordered by the powers that be - Marty Singer and Nick Kroll - to file the criminal charges as retaliation.

But, the world is not made up of evil complicit poeple, in general. Though there are rackets in the L.A courts and there are judges and city attorneys that are counted on to play along for career advancement etc.- There are also decent people.


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  • can't come up with labels tonight
  • can't figure out how to make it look as good as it does in my sad little download for motion practice
  • can't find wittels today
  • can't make this shit up
  • can't prounounce w's
  • can't remember their names sorry
  • can't see the harm
  • can't spell too well
  • can't stand bill richardson that clown governor from new mexico
  • Can't stand that Chavez and his infantile you smell like satan shtick
  • can't trust
  • can't trust ellens much either
  • can't wait to tell the story right
  • can't we come up with a funner holiday for children
  • cancer
  • cancer and court scamming monstrosities nick kroll and tig notaro keep showing their true colors
  • cancer scam
  • cancer scams
  • Cancer showing up everywhere
  • candy bars behind bars turned out to be my favorits- twix
  • cannot beleive how bad some people are
  • cant remember the name of the the guy who did rent and too lazy to look and feel bad
  • capra
  • car accident
  • carmen trutanich getting celeb help at nth hour
  • carol hartsell is a sell out fraudster
  • carpal tunnel
  • carpets
  • case 8CA 10541
  • case 8ca10541
  • case closed
  • case study in sociopathy tig notaro
  • casey johnson
  • Casino
  • caskets and discounted printers
  • casting assy aspersions
  • cause nick kroll hooked her up and the rest is .... MISERY for me
  • cautionary tales all
  • ce'st moi
  • cease fires
  • Celebrity Justice
  • cereal
  • chabad telethon reportage
  • change
  • change is not always good
  • change the diaper and shut the fuck up
  • charles manson
  • charlie sheen and tylenol alwasy in the news for something
  • charlies angels
  • chasms
  • chavez
  • cheaply going on the blog bandwagon with gosselin
  • check amazon regularly
  • checks in constantly nothing to see here
  • cheryl crow
  • chesslike mess
  • chicken soup
  • chili cheese
  • chili fritos as opposed to regular and blazing hot cheetos while before just regular
  • chilling corruption by judge karla kerlin et al
  • chips for the condemned
  • chistmas cheer
  • Christian Slater sighted
  • christy lane
  • christy lane is famously obscure no more no less b.s
  • Chritaine Amanpour
  • chuck schumer
  • chuck schumer mystery
  • chum is what they feed sharks if you don't already know
  • chutzpah of such proportions
  • city attorney cesspool of epic proportions
  • city attorney has limitless time and money by all indications
  • city attorney in los angeles is sewer full of sociopaths
  • city attorney of los angeles
  • city attorney of los angeles a bunch of reckless maniacs
  • city attorney of los angeles is an embarrasment
  • city attorney of los angeles terrorized innocent sweet family
  • city attorney still reading my blog
  • city attorney wasting and lying and tweeting
  • claire black
  • claire mcCaskill
  • Clara Foltz courthouse widespread corruption
  • Clara Foltz is crying somewhere
  • clerks
  • click on link below to understand or don't i can't be bothered as they say
  • clicked on something
  • clicks
  • clitoris
  • clog
  • cloud of vicious lies
  • clown cloning
  • co producer I guess you'd call it
  • cohen kalpakian is corrupt
  • coiled outrage
  • coitus
  • collaging is my passion
  • collander
  • college
  • colonic fissure? if i get 200 hits I'll want 300
  • comedy
  • comedy and cancer scammer
  • comedy and corruption strange as it sounds
  • comedy central
  • comedy illuminati or mafia or whatever you want to call it.
  • comedy titles next or not
  • comeuppance
  • comfort
  • comma
  • commas
  • comments solicited
  • commissary lifestyle
  • competency issue vacated
  • compressions
  • comptroller etc
  • compulsive posting without passion
  • Conan O'Brian
  • conde nast
  • conde naste
  • coney island
  • confusing relativity
  • Conrad
  • conrad bain lone survivor
  • conrad bain?
  • conspiracy
  • conspiracy in division 95
  • Conspiracy without a doubt
  • conspiracy(yes CONSPIRACY) in the Los Angeles courts
  • constitution shmonstitution
  • constriction
  • contempt
  • controversy
  • controversy shmontroverly
  • convinced its a murder
  • cooking mom
  • cooters
  • cops arrest black guy not racist probaby as much as just idiots and bullies
  • copycat something failed? rank idealism always fails
  • cornell
  • corrupt and probable murder in case 8CA10541
  • corrupt judge blog next week
  • corrupt judges
  • corrupt judges are the saddest sight
  • corrupt judicial system
  • corrupt legal system
  • corruption
  • Corruption in L.A
  • corruption in L.A superior court
  • corruption in LA
  • corruption in los angeles county courts
  • corruption in Los Angeles courts
  • corruption in the los angeles courts
  • corruption in the los angeles superior court.
  • coupons
  • court corruption
  • court reporters
  • courts closed no money this man has as part in that
  • cover ups
  • cowardice
  • cows
  • cows dogs pigs cats and frogs get more attention than most animals
  • Coyote Shivers
  • crack is whack hack
  • crafts vs arts
  • craiglist blues
  • craiglist makes me "crazy"
  • craps?
  • crazy dreams
  • credit repair boy very wealthy by now
  • credo
  • creeps of the highest order.
  • creepy current events
  • criminal hypocrisy
  • critter
  • crocks
  • crowley has asshole face
  • crowley is belligerent and out of jail
  • CVS
  • cyber imbiber
  • cynical list
  • d
  • dad
  • damn
  • damn you twitter
  • dams gotta burst
  • dancing
  • daneil tosh
  • daniel craig is attractive but so what
  • daniel tosh
  • Daniela wexler
  • Danny Gokey
  • dares to go to synagogue
  • daring
  • darwinism
  • dat phan just on tv
  • datagate
  • dave mathews
  • david archulletta
  • David cook
  • david foster wallace
  • david letterman
  • David Merck
  • david sedaris
  • day
  • DCA Elizabeth Mitchell will end up in prison someday soon.
  • dd
  • dead heiresses left to rot by tila tequila
  • dead poet
  • dead relatives
  • deadline
  • dealing with vermin is rough
  • debbie wasserman shultz
  • deevolution
  • defenders to the stars
  • defiance
  • definately not disco sushi
  • deletion
  • delicate
  • delmont
  • delmont klien
  • democretins
  • denial
  • denims
  • depressing wizard of oz sitch for me
  • deputy douche in da house
  • derivative
  • desert
  • desperate for good satire
  • dessication
  • destiny
  • Detective James Hoffman
  • Detectives John Gregozek and Jim Hoffman of the LAPD are Corrupt
  • dialectical thinkers
  • did I spell resucitate right
  • did those swingers sign a release?
  • didn't realize shuttle launch
  • didn't realize that carrie prejean wasn't the woman who saved sean penn from death penalty
  • dillemmas
  • ding dong the witch has been served
  • dingle
  • dippy
  • dirtbag
  • dirty gasket jokes are best
  • dirty jokes
  • dirty judges
  • dirty thoughts about how explicit an emperor can get
  • disc discussion
  • discontinued white nurse shoe from my youth
  • discs
  • discussion about beauty vs attractiveness
  • disgraced golfer sounds dumb to me
  • disgraced golfers
  • disgraceful and soulles bozos
  • disgraceful stranger
  • disgust
  • disgust though
  • disgusting
  • disgusting creep
  • disgusting what was done to erin andrews and Gates
  • disney dead father was antisemite hmm
  • dissapointment
  • ditch
  • Division 95
  • division 95 no way
  • dmv
  • DNC
  • do rage
  • do something someone
  • do your own digging too
  • docket
  • doctor douche
  • does creativity just vanish
  • does it have eyelids
  • does talent go in remission or is it gone for good
  • doesn't strike me as bright
  • doesn't take a genius to smell such corruption
  • dog stef willen
  • dominick is done and ded kennedy
  • don't feel safe
  • don't let lying dogs sleep or sleeping dogs who scam the public keep lying
  • don't like
  • don't plea if you are innocent it's worth the PTSD
  • don't text while driving drunk that's for sure
  • don't understand
  • don't usuallly complain about these focus groups this was special
  • don't want adult content designation
  • don't want to become a pariah in the donut community
  • don't want to know
  • don't want to twitter
  • don't we need a new nostradamus
  • donald sutherland
  • donor dung
  • donut fixation has taken me to baaad places
  • donuts
  • donuts and injustic
  • donutwise i feel like christopher columbus
  • dopamine
  • doppelganger
  • dostoyevsky reference btw
  • doubt I'll stick to it
  • douches
  • douches and douchettes
  • dove
  • downloadable coupons
  • downloading on the down low
  • downtown l.a
  • dr oz my ass
  • dr. douches and demons
  • Dr. Francisco Velarde is soon to be prisoner Velarde
  • drafted way before we understood about nick kroll's ROLE
  • drama
  • dreaded corpulence
  • dreams of Oprah
  • drinking saki in nagasaki
  • drips and drabs
  • dropping like flies today
  • DROVES yo
  • DROVES- hordes
  • dsm
  • due process so overdue
  • dui as opposed ha ha
  • dumb oprah
  • dumb rhymes
  • dumbasses running the asylum
  • dummies
  • dump
  • dunces
  • dunnigan got away with it so far
  • dusters
  • duty
  • dvd
  • dying to put innocent people in jail
  • dylan gadino is a complete phony
  • e
  • eagle
  • ears
  • easy and fresh
  • eating bread can kill you is why I clicked
  • ed hardy
  • ed hardy on grown azz man
  • eddie brill
  • edie falco
  • effete husbands
  • effusive
  • ego and brain and conviction will transcend if not traverse
  • egypt
  • Either completely complicit or so scared of the tig sociopath
  • either way yuck
  • el monte is dr. francisco velarde a liar and a psychopath the others don't know but interesting of course
  • elderly garb
  • elites
  • ellen degeneres
  • elon bronze
  • elon gold sucks
  • emailed me3 times and ime'd me 6 times begging to promote her site
  • embarassntly popular sometimes
  • emmies not watching
  • empoverished satirist
  • Enabling
  • end of tunnel
  • endless as you can see....
  • endless blogs
  • endless injustices
  • endless rabbit hole of kroll
  • enlivening
  • ennui
  • enough on the ex parte wordplay I know
  • enrollment will suffer
  • entanglements
  • enuff is enough
  • epic
  • epic levels of bathos
  • epic wickedness in the clara folz courthouse
  • eric landon
  • eric spitznagel
  • esther
  • etc.
  • eternal wheel of fortune
  • ethics
  • ethos
  • euclquie very ... original
  • europe
  • everest
  • every 4 years a complaint
  • every day kroll trolls come on twitter to pretend he's a star
  • everyone dies
  • evidence from an attempted railroading
  • evil
  • evil ends up on the editing floor
  • evil everywhere
  • evil in the los angeles injustice system
  • evil is evil
  • evil people are the pits
  • evita rush is pitiful
  • evita rush is so lost
  • evita rush is such a small potato that she is a hash brown
  • ex parte
  • ex roadie
  • exactly looks like that in underwear
  • excedrin cures ennui next
  • excellent
  • exciting times but twitter ruining it for me as the anchors say tweet
  • exhibits coming up
  • expensive I hear
  • experience with a capital e
  • experiment
  • exposure.
  • extended family
  • extensions
  • Extracare card
  • extremists suck
  • eye for an eye
  • eyebrow dandruff
  • f
  • facebook
  • failed theory
  • fajita
  • fake couple with matching beach gear or a real couple forced to smile at the paps?? purple sttipes and purple scave egad!
  • Fake judges and fake judges
  • fall
  • falls everywhere
  • false accusers are just as bad as murderers in some cases
  • false accusers should be jailed for a very long time
  • false advertising
  • fame
  • fame changed
  • fanny packs
  • fantasy of his castigation of them
  • farlaben
  • farrah
  • fashion makes me bananas
  • fat and angry not good
  • fat val is so not in the clear neiter is scott boxenbaum that unfunny lttle flop and Kyle Dunningan who battered my mother and will not get away with it.
  • father used to buy clothers from blair catalogue and I'd beg him please no no please
  • Father's Day
  • favor for favor
  • favor for favor comedy fame shtick
  • favor for favor fake press gimmick
  • favorite artist
  • fear and loathing in los angeles
  • fearlessness necessary
  • fearsome forensics
  • fed up
  • fed up and need the feds
  • fed up of this shitty city
  • feed atom
  • feel as if I need to post a pic now that my blog is a major hit
  • Feeling groovy
  • feeling temporarily down in that good way
  • feels good to not have fun on 9/11
  • fees
  • feh
  • felise backfat cohen kalpakian is still on the loose... nick kroll
  • felise cohen kalpakian
  • Felise Cohen Kalpakian and Jennifer Waxler engaged in well witnessed and highly illegal ex parte order with Judge Samantha Jessner
  • Felise Cohen Kalpakian and Jennifer Waxler engaged in well witnessed and highly illegal ex parte order with Judge Samantha Jessner is evil
  • felise cohen kalpakian and waxler should really make use of yom kippur
  • felise cohen kalpakian belongs in prison and all she gets is this lousy blog post
  • felise cohen kalpakian is a very bad person
  • felise cohen kalpakian is a vicous liar
  • felise cohen kalpakian shows up in the 18th chapter so this will be a long ass book
  • felise con artist cohen kalpakian. "tig" notaro
  • felise kalpakian
  • felise kalpakian has backfat
  • felise kalpakian is not fit or fit for anything worthwhile
  • Felise Kalpakian should be jailed for life with that beady eyed martin boags
  • felt like a pop tart out there
  • few and far between
  • fibroids
  • fibromyalgia
  • fickle breed us humans
  • fierce
  • fifth estate being ransacked
  • fight the power
  • fighters
  • filled with fruits
  • filthy fetishes
  • finally a misanthrope
  • finally found the word at tip of tongue
  • fine swine
  • fire in the belly
  • first amendmant rights
  • first amendmant rights my ass
  • fish
  • fistfull of chips aat
  • fixed frame job
  • fixing a watch is a lousy birthday present
  • flavors
  • flea ridden bunch
  • flog jog
  • flogger
  • flowers
  • flowery fuck yous
  • fluids
  • focus
  • focus groups
  • focus groups are pure bullshit but sometimes they are fun
  • fodder up the wazoo
  • fogeyville
  • foggy blog
  • foiled christmas massacres
  • foment
  • food
  • foodstuffs
  • foolish posts
  • for gods sake what about farrah
  • for holloween
  • force myslef not to google fotzen
  • Forced to make exparties jokes
  • forced to moderate comments
  • forget it
  • formatting strange
  • foul odor
  • found out more dirt on the dirty
  • Fox New
  • Fox News Channel
  • Fox Valley
  • fraud
  • fraud fraud fraud fraud
  • fraud on the court and fraud on the public is a kroll specialty
  • free cotton swabs
  • free speech
  • free to disagree
  • freedoms
  • french pastry ha ha ha ha ha
  • fresh
  • fresh and easy letter in the works
  • fresh and easy-
  • fresh hell
  • fresh hell by the minute
  • friday gossip feature?
  • fried
  • friends vs followers
  • fritter dreams
  • fritter won't even help
  • frivolous motions
  • from showgirl to dirty judge
  • from teh collective to integral the hunter seidman debacle
  • from the pantheon of unfamous literary hoaxes
  • frustratingness
  • frustration
  • fuck you pharoahs
  • fun
  • funds
  • funky funky los angeles courts
  • funny
  • funny art
  • funny business
  • funny people nauseating
  • funny pictures
  • funny presidents
  • furor not likely
  • futility
  • futures- lavely and singer
  • gadgetry
  • games
  • gaping
  • gay
  • gay hicks or gay marin country residents not to be placed under one flag
  • geeks need to take care of the real world first
  • george orwell book reference
  • geraldo rivera
  • German is kind of sexy
  • get along so famously
  • get chevy chase off my tv blech
  • get famous or have a friend like Nick Kroll and buy a very twisted form of public servants
  • get it a better justice system as a present
  • get it vehicle driving
  • get off my blog nemecek and cole you are a bunch of rats
  • get phony answers
  • getting radicalized
  • getting serious by 7
  • ghetto
  • gidget
  • gilles
  • girl said camp was awesome
  • girl you know it's true
  • gists
  • give him a talking to chuck
  • give it says the yid
  • glad its all geezers so far now get rid of those uncute kid dancers
  • glad the korean journalists are free
  • glamour UK
  • gleefully and desperately wanting to be a part of the cabal
  • gluten
  • gnat going to get away with it nick kroll and tig notaro and louis ck
  • go away hyper technology
  • go people
  • go see it readers
  • goal of 50 hits a day
  • god
  • god is away
  • goebbels
  • going down
  • going to court instead of holding court
  • going to to the dirty birds
  • good blog gimmick this nostradamus thing
  • good debt is when you're dead debt
  • good morning
  • good old nick kroll
  • good ribs
  • good to have a blog when feelign belligerant
  • good vs evil
  • good vs evil issues
  • good vs. evil
  • google
  • google trends
  • gorgeous kids
  • Got to get back my America
  • got to the get the rights
  • gotta track me down some adresses
  • grand ambitions with apple fritters as sustenance
  • grand conference in copenhagen
  • grandma
  • grantland
  • grave consistency
  • great
  • great book
  • great documentary
  • great guy mark salzam and terrific writer
  • great movies
  • great scam because the wronged are mostly too illiterate to protest effectively
  • Great things
  • great writers
  • Green River Killer
  • Greg Jarred and geraldo always with hard ons?
  • Gregozek
  • Gregozek and Hoffman check out the worms you unleashed
  • gregozek you show up
  • Greta van sustern you looking good girl
  • grew up filthy rich what's his damage
  • grilled cheese
  • grimy and grotesque etc.
  • gross immoral yentas vs moi
  • gualazzi must be jealous
  • gucci yuck
  • ha
  • ha as opposed to oprah diet
  • ha ha ha loser
  • ha hoo
  • had a good education this greek but still so stupid
  • hailey whomever ed hardy my ass
  • hair cuts not cold cuts
  • hair hut
  • handyman
  • hanna arendt said that banality of evil line
  • happy endings
  • happy jewish new year blog
  • happy to see this decade go
  • hard
  • hard to fill such an enlarged stomach
  • hard to murder me with so many witneseses as they say
  • Harris Wittels
  • Harris Wittels can't sue me for defamation cause everything I say is true
  • harris wittels has less to offer than my toenails
  • Harris Wittels is a vile liar
  • Harris Wittels joins the rabid pack cause he's a follower and an idiot
  • harry potter jokes galore
  • harsh
  • harvey levin you little shmuck
  • hasiting
  • hate plates
  • hate those- they always die
  • hateful landslide cause by Mathilde Notaro
  • have till late october
  • have to experience it to understand
  • have you noticed
  • having the docket in your pocket
  • Hayley is going to have issues
  • he has no idea I blog about him
  • he named his kid blanket
  • he showed drivers licence
  • he works in such mysterious ways- that one
  • he's on tv
  • headhunting by kroll means big money and that is why my whole sick sick case was fixed from day one
  • healthcare
  • healthcare not as pressing
  • heartbreaking
  • heartbreaking book if you are not a sociopath
  • heat
  • heavenly
  • heidi and spencer
  • heidi feigin
  • heidi klum is the definition of teutonic
  • help
  • helping with still exisitng fridge smell
  • helps promote clubs my ass. slob
  • hemophilia. always some exceptions
  • her hand is obviously much bette
  • her name is actually felise cohen kalpakian
  • Hermitism
  • hey
  • hidden newsweeks
  • high maintenance obese
  • Higher powers
  • hileslaben
  • hillary clinton
  • him and harris shittels are DISGUSTING liars and freaks
  • hinky
  • Hippocratic oath issues
  • hips from hell
  • hiroshima mon amour
  • his existence is depressing
  • his lover
  • history
  • hit hog
  • hits
  • hits galore
  • hits that is
  • hmmm
  • hmmm humvees
  • hmmm.
  • Hoax
  • Hoff putting behavior with the daughter
  • hoff sang well
  • hoff the wagon
  • hoffbeat
  • holding court and going to court
  • holla to honky homegirls too
  • Hollywood back lot of a unit phony as it gets
  • hollywood horrors
  • Hollywood rite aids
  • holy crap
  • holy shit
  • home affordable whatever.
  • hoodlums
  • hootie
  • hope
  • hope for david huntsberger
  • hope kalpakian and waxler have disgusted god too
  • hope springs infernal
  • hope springs infernal again
  • hope they enjoy it
  • hopes and such
  • horrible and terrible
  • horrible to know
  • hos and shmos
  • hosses
  • hot as hell
  • hot hot hot
  • hot out but no so bad more quesadilla than french toast feeling
  • hot plans for tonight
  • hot potato
  • hot searches honduras
  • hot searches today
  • hotdog umbrella
  • hotklix though no hope
  • hotsy totsy
  • housecoats
  • how can a messed up link have illegality attached
  • How can Willen stand to see such lies that she birthed
  • how could it be?
  • how do I get back my labels
  • how do they know
  • how in gods name is it a lifestyle
  • how many times are you going to tell that tort joke
  • How to explain this away
  • hubris
  • huffington pos
  • hug a tree but stab a human kind of guy marty boags
  • humanity
  • humorous illustration
  • humorous writing
  • humpings
  • hungarian jews
  • hungry for hits
  • hunky and good and talented is exsa-llent
  • Hunter Seidman and Boxenbaum oy oy oy
  • hunter seidman and scott boxenbaum
  • hunter seidman is the poor man's harvey feirstein.
  • Hunter Seidman pathetic putz.
  • Hunter Seidman's twitter
  • hush be patient
  • Huy Truong
  • hygeine issues will result
  • hysterics
  • I absolutely loathe lawyers
  • I always credit my quotes
  • I always give credit when due
  • I am
  • I apologize
  • I ate the chips where she wears the green
  • I be impressed
  • I be tripping
  • I bet marty's verbal scores match my math scores
  • I better stop blogging as my love life turned messy in less than 2 minutes
  • i can smell it from the page at least
  • I can't imagine how so many truly rotten apples there are in this world
  • I can't see why tha would improve my lot
  • I can't wait till that bamboozled jury sees the real story
  • I despise much
  • I did call them bozos
  • I didn't write any of these btw
  • I don't anticipate even a reqest much less a beg so don't get smart with me sister
  • I don't have a lot
  • I don't like this city
  • I don't see why I can't tell it tommorow
  • i don't want the world to see me cuz I don't think you'll understan
  • I doubt stef willen would think that this is ok
  • I finally figured out how to screenshot watch out world... statcounter
  • I have a reader in china
  • I have a reader in the philiphines
  • i hope patricia phillips didn't fail so spectacularly with her other children
  • I know
  • I know what a tort is bozo
  • I like my bull stuff
  • I like the sound of my own era
  • I love the internet
  • I love you blog
  • i love you google
  • I m so waystd. LO... CRASH
  • I never even heard of him
  • I positively reek of competence
  • I smell your comments but I can't see them
  • I sound hysterical because I am
  • I think it's a tossup between the great black guy singer and the great latin woman singer
  • I think jimmy carters is rotten guy
  • I think more hits than usual
  • I think my sister is hard core genius and rags like cohen kalpakian and tig notaro have no right to bother her
  • I thought he was more self aware
  • I truly don't have a beef with anyone but bad people and they come in all sizes and creeds and races whatevs
  • i try my best
  • I want to adopt them
  • i want to like my readers
  • I want to talk about friends and words
  • I was sure 9/11 would make it all better and it got worse.
  • I was the only jew and the only one with a tattoo
  • I went to get the phone number and got this
  • I wish I could show these people the documents
  • I wish it was true and that their pants would be on fire but liars usually don't have burning pants
  • I wish sometimes I was an idiot
  • I wonder if she'll help me out
  • I'll brew the tea
  • I'll start my celebrity sightings in a chronological order
  • I'm a timex too bitches
  • I'm done with the Leauge
  • I'm going to start inviting people to my tria.
  • I'm much too cool for puns and most are unintended
  • i'm smart
  • I'm sure there's good ones
  • i'm understanding
  • i'm unemployed so feel free to offer a job
  • I've decided I'm an aburdist secularist
  • ian puddick
  • ice cream scooper
  • ice skating bear
  • iconic ironic
  • idea
  • if all goes well 3 seperate snacks at 7-11 at dawn
  • if he was 14 not as bad but still awful
  • if it was a suicide
  • if no kids what a rasperry to the creditors
  • if sb was a teen i might feel compassion
  • if so
  • if the real story of what it's like for jules kroll's son to have to claim defeat was told now that would be interesting
  • if those are his secret thoughts how bad must his public ones be
  • if you believe that these cows are fat just from grass than I know a nigerian from brooklyn who can sell you a bridge
  • if you see judge karla kerlin
  • ignorance
  • igor asks me how I was going on three occassions as I am a member of the community
  • ihmho
  • illegal
  • illegal characters when put in link wtf
  • Illinois
  • illustration
  • improptu
  • in a hurry
  • in and out
  • in every generation
  • in peril.
  • In propria persona yo hona with ny accent
  • in the midst of tiresome legalese
  • in the motherhood big flop
  • in the motherhood tanked btw
  • in the next installment I'll dissect the sandwiches
  • incredible
  • indigence vs. ear cancer
  • ineffectual obama
  • infantilized and not good looking
  • ingrid betencourt
  • inhabitable
  • inhumanity by our most trusted officials
  • injustice of such proportions
  • injustice reeks
  • injustice stew
  • innovative
  • insane killer on the loose went to fair
  • insane killer walking in fair
  • insert bad port jokes
  • insipid bones
  • institutes built for tragic situations
  • integral
  • integral entertainment my ass
  • intense
  • intercourse
  • internet amazing
  • internet must be used better
  • intolerable wisdom
  • intrigue with irs account
  • intuition
  • invasion of evil
  • inventor of acronyms and aagg
  • IQ
  • ira glass
  • Iran ouch
  • Iran to America when they tear gassed me while i twittered.
  • irs emails
  • irs scandal
  • irs targeting and email scandal
  • is everyone still twittering? oh sorry
  • is it just me
  • is it my style or my labels
  • is it saturday again
  • is martin boags doing massages at this fitness house of ill repute? no soul and tons of back fat make fatty felise a bad fitness prospect
  • is that wierd?
  • is there no worse crime
  • is there such a thing now as a blogosphere
  • Is what a crock catching on yet?
  • Is what a crock catching on yet? the motions that causes Felise Cohen Kalpakian and Jennifer Waxler to try to get me declared "imcompetent"
  • Is what a crock catching on yet? Rabbis shouldlnt sell kidneys
  • issues
  • it could be worse
  • it doesn't get much worse
  • it would be such a selling point. Ira Glass
  • It's a kroll world and we merely live in it
  • It's got to be LA
  • it's ovah
  • it's time to seek out foundations
  • italics
  • its a kroll world
  • its not like you can quit when you know such evil exists
  • its too early why is jay leno on? sex in dumpster joke hilarious
  • Jackie Kashian sick slob
  • jackie mason
  • Jacksons are good looking bunch
  • Jake pavelka is the perfect man except for the intellect issue
  • jake young ast forum
  • james frey
  • james hoffman
  • james t leroy
  • Jamie Colby
  • japan
  • Jason Castro
  • jason zinoman
  • java scripts
  • jaywalking
  • jealousy
  • jeez
  • jeez why should this disturb me?
  • jeezus
  • Jeff Probst
  • jeffrey dunn stinks
  • Jennifer Abrahams Waxler
  • jennifer waxler
  • Jennifer Waxler and Felise Cohen Kalpakian are tresspasser of the law
  • Jennifer waxler and howard williams are evil
  • jennifer waxler and john gregozek created bizarre "evidence" to try and have me arrested to break me so the case wouldn't go to trial
  • jennifer waxler felise cohen kalpakian martin boags bernie brown katie ford city attorney of los angeles richard vagnozzi all da's involved
  • Jennifer Waxler Martin Boags
  • jeremy kroll
  • jesse thorn
  • jessica simpson breaks up with tony roma
  • jessner and maria stratton and you can't bribe them.... RUN
  • jessner looks caucasian is all I can say
  • jessner you are a waste of potential
  • jesus christ
  • Jesus isn't doing it
  • jew from santa cruz donating money
  • Jimmy Carter
  • jincy willet
  • joes
  • john connolly martin singer
  • john cusack
  • John Gosseling is everyewhere
  • john gregozek
  • John Gregozek and the TMU
  • john gregozek is a threat to society but gets to pretend he handles threats
  • john gregozek sucks eggs and balls and worse
  • John Gregozek you know very well the right spelling for Allison Hart Sievers of Lavely and Singer
  • John Philiphs
  • john wenzel
  • Johnston is wrong wrong wrong
  • johston and johnston make tylenol
  • Joke only works when bar is right by post but stiill doesnt work because not enough time to think enough
  • jokes for sale
  • jon and kate gosselin
  • jon voight
  • Jon Voigt
  • joran van der sloot sociopath like ver der sloot but uglier
  • jose viramontes
  • josh fadem?
  • josh hicks
  • Joshua
  • journalism
  • journalists
  • judaism
  • judge gerald rosenberg
  • Judge gerald rosenberg does not follow the law
  • judge got scared off but said he beleive a "grave injustice" occurred in this case. everyone who really knows the case knows this to be true
  • judge jaqueline connors obscene corruption
  • judge jessner
  • judge jessner's neighbor speaks
  • judge jokes and prosecutor jokes acoming
  • Judge Karla Kerlin
  • judge love is a jarring feeling. Tig Notaro is a sociopath and must be prosecuted
  • judge manuel real
  • Judge Maria Sratton enemy of the people
  • judge maria stratton
  • judge maria stratton belongs in iran not america
  • judge maria stratton belongs in solitary for life
  • Judge Maria Stratton corrupt
  • Judge Maria Stratton is a monster ladies and gentlemen
  • judge maria stratton is a stage 5 cancer
  • Judge Maria Stratton Los Angeles evil as it gets
  • judge maria stratton would be better suited for prison as opposed to van nuys civil
  • judge maria stratton would be first in line to be a nazi
  • Judge Maria: the devil" stratton
  • judge richard fruin douchebag rat
  • judge richard fruin is a stupid and senile sociopath
  • judge richard fruin is tig's favorite judge yet
  • Judge Samanth Jessner is so vile it gives me a rash
  • Judge Samanth Jessner then Maria Stratton and then more rape and pillage by the City and county of los angeles.
  • judge samanth jessner treasonous tortfeasor
  • judge samantha jessner
  • Judge Samantha Jessner evil incarnate really
  • judge samantha jessner is incompetent to sit at any trial or hearing
  • Judge Samantha Jessner Judge Robert Vanderet
  • judge samantha jessner menace to civilized society
  • judge samantha jessner nightmarish monster
  • judge samantha jessner tax payer rapist
  • judge samantha jessner's mere existence is depressing.
  • judge shows forever ruined
  • judge told him 1 but in truth in was 2
  • judges
  • judges in los angeles
  • judges too
  • judging the judges
  • Judicial corruption
  • judicial corruption los angeles
  • judicial misconduct
  • jules b kroll
  • jules kroll
  • jules kroll foists his flop show on captive audience in a SYNOGOGUE YET
  • Juries and me
  • juries are sexy
  • juror furor
  • Jurors do the macarena or the clerks
  • jurors were so uninformed
  • just beggining
  • just call him walter cronkite for god sake he's not your colleague
  • just cause I can
  • just get it a cake
  • just get pregnant or don't for the LOVE of god
  • just go with the punches and the flow and pray is what I say
  • just got lots fun info
  • just one mention from oprah and tarra will be rich again
  • just saw such innovations today it feels as if you are taking over the universe
  • just the eyes not the fear factor as I plan to kick all kinds of morally bankrupt and corrupt ass/azz
  • just want to hit 5000 really
  • justice
  • justice is precious would't you think?
  • justin and britney
  • justin timberlake
  • juvenile hall
  • K2 Intelligence. Kroll bond ratings
  • Kalpakian and boags are perhaps worse
  • kalpakian in burbank- you suck so bad
  • kalpakian-ratchet
  • karim gets that it's not satire and that ms slovan is only too real
  • karla kerlin
  • Karla Kerlin and Mary Lou too
  • Karla Kerlin is horror movie level EVIL
  • Karla Kerlin malicious prosecutor and corrupt judge now moved hopefull demoted
  • Karla Kerlin-
  • karma is being coy
  • karma yay
  • Katie Ford as bad
  • Katie Ford flashback today
  • katie ford rabid mouse
  • Keefe is cleaning up
  • Keep fighting Hillary
  • keeps trudging downhill that snot boxenbum fool
  • keilbasa face and the gang
  • Kelly boyer is a mystery still wtf
  • kelly boyer you weren't as bad as the rest but you should have reported this as is your legal duty
  • kentucky not in australia
  • kevin dillon
  • kevin seccia
  • keyboard mightier than the sword
  • keyword power
  • keywords
  • keywords are crazy you should see
  • keywords count
  • keywords that work
  • kfc
  • kidding said something that I'll discuss in post here or there.
  • kira hesser
  • kira hesser shameless cow
  • kirtsy also no good
  • kismet
  • Kissinger
  • klinger came from the sewers i sure never saw him before and he knows it
  • know about flooding already and know about autumn
  • know that achmainajad isn't spelled right
  • knowledge
  • korean can't remember definately not hottie
  • kosher is bullshit
  • kris mohandie is tv ready but highly suspect due to his tmu association
  • kris mohandie trying to remember a precedent where the maniac was intersted in donut stores
  • Kristina Goolsby
  • kroll
  • Kroll and lavely and singer is going to make you be one grisly teflon tig notaro
  • kroll and martin singer combo
  • kroll cops
  • Kroll dirty money infesting literature too
  • kroll group
  • Kroll Kroll Kroll ahhhh
  • kroll more connected than koch brothers
  • kroll ontrack
  • kroll show
  • kroll show canada
  • kroll show excel at excel even
  • Kroll Show is the bad comedy arm of this uh empire
  • kroll show renewal
  • kroll vultures
  • kyle dunnigan elder abuser
  • L.A press award? And even stranger is that such an award would be omitted in Simon and Schuster's bio and from publisher description
  • LA confidential
  • LA confidential continues
  • LA's Threat Management Unit needs to put this woman out of business already
  • labels
  • labels and tables
  • labelss
  • labia
  • labor
  • lame
  • lame people
  • lameness
  • land o flakes is where I live
  • land o swamps probably
  • lani ogrady
  • lapd
  • lapd corruption
  • LAPD's bought and sold Threat Managment Unit
  • LAPD's Threat Management fixes cases
  • LAPD's threat management is a danger to others -lots of others
  • LAPD's threat manufacturing unit
  • LAPDs threat management unit
  • lard
  • largo
  • last legs
  • last marble
  • last rites
  • last year it was triple these number
  • last year very very very stressful
  • latte
  • laughspin spins for nick kroll
  • laughter the closest distance between two people
  • lauren bans
  • Lauren Spitzberg draws the sweetest pig
  • lavely and singer
  • lavely and singer corruption scandal
  • Lavely and Singer lawyers are bottom of the barrel
  • Lavely and Singer related titles too
  • Lavely and singer shows up the minute their name is mentioned
  • lavely and singer subpeona some calls
  • law
  • law dictionaries
  • law is whack
  • lawyer anti jokes
  • lawyers also vile bunch as a whole
  • Lawyers and Lambs
  • lawyers are demon swine
  • lawyers are really filth
  • lawyers really appear to be lame individuals
  • lay zay fair
  • lazy or unimaginative or what
  • le homm de absured
  • leave me alone labels i have enough on my damned plate
  • leg lift lameness
  • legacy
  • legal advice is so much about cowardly make nice
  • legal scholars
  • legal system corrupt
  • legal system tea parties at my house
  • legalese
  • lemon marangay
  • lemon meringue
  • lemon moronlesbian
  • lemon per se
  • lemonande
  • lemons
  • leprosy to anyone filthy bentzen ball
  • lesbian mannequins get treated fine
  • less than 2 cents
  • let go liars
  • let them look at the "sundry" motions and weep
  • Let's club oprah with her books
  • lets do the 60's again sans manson etc.
  • lets not forget jennifer waxler and katie ford of course
  • levels of evil list
  • liar and life destroyer
  • liars
  • liars are awful
  • liars are scary as hell
  • lies
  • lies lies lies they're gonna get you
  • liestrong
  • life
  • life is nut nut
  • life too rich pageant
  • like clockwork
  • like friggin or shite or arse
  • like heavens sake too if you are not clear
  • like that len goodman and bruno but zero interst in dancing
  • lindsey lohan
  • lines down the block with geeks daily down the block from me at comic book store
  • link broken
  • link fixed
  • link looks bad
  • link thing broken again
  • lip synching not in ten commandments
  • lipose
  • lips kudlow
  • literary frauds
  • little birdies everywhere
  • live coverage
  • livestrong
  • living and learning
  • liz belsky
  • llama
  • loathsome muscle behind her ability to be a con artist
  • locusts
  • LOL
  • loll
  • long great story
  • long life
  • long list of liability
  • long nights journey into day
  • long overdue outrage because kroll and the DOJ in bed too often.
  • long road ahead
  • long sleeves and jeans terrible
  • look up nifong and see Katie Ford Jennifer Waxler Felise Cohen Kalpakian and Martin Boags
  • lookalikes
  • looking for funding
  • looks like a social worker that shlubby evil kalpakian
  • loooong brief
  • Los Angeles justice 8ca10541
  • los angeles city attorney
  • los angeles city attorney and DA filthy
  • los angeles city attorneys office is fixed
  • los angeles city attorneys should revolt against what crazy marty is doing.
  • los angeles confidential
  • los angeles corruption
  • los angeles court corruption
  • los angeles is diseased
  • los angeles judicial corruption
  • los angeles legal nightmare
  • los angeles legal system corruption
  • los angeles superior court corruption
  • los angeles wants to pay for my funeral too
  • Los Angles Appellate court in the pocket of law firms
  • losing
  • losing and winning battles
  • losing touch
  • loss for labels for first time
  • lost
  • lot on the plate
  • lots of bitch in that guy
  • louis ck
  • love
  • love heiro kid
  • love lauren beamen too
  • Love me some labor day weekends
  • Love stuff
  • love the fact that the turds like boxenbaum and seidman won't get away with it
  • lovely snacks to overcome evil and injustice in America
  • low blood sugar woes
  • lower powers
  • lox
  • luck
  • lucky bastards
  • lucy gordon
  • lunch with andre
  • lust for justice
  • luv
  • lynch
  • lynn and jules kroll documentary fund
  • lynn kroll
  • mabel.
  • mabels
  • Macerana perhaps
  • mad as hell but that's beyond normal under the circumstances
  • magdesburg
  • magic keyword
  • magical
  • major cover up in los angeles superior court
  • make it stop mommy
  • make up artists
  • makes her ability to be so unjust even worse
  • makes you feel like a fajita or a french fry
  • making copies of diary before returning it to the real owner of black notebook
  • malaise
  • malfeasance
  • malfeasance and me
  • malicious prosecution
  • malicious prosecutors ennifer waxler et al
  • malicious prosecutors are the worst
  • mall
  • manhunt for reality tv contestant who might have killed bikinin model
  • manifesto
  • manipulate readership
  • manson face on notaro
  • many hours in the day
  • many hours in the week
  • many judges are completely corrupt
  • many many
  • many more slogans if these don't do the trick
  • many others
  • many people are rotten
  • Mari Winsor
  • maria stratton corrupt
  • Maria Stratton denies bail for misdemeanor where ultimately all charges were dropped
  • Maria Stratton denies bail for non violent misdemeanors and the defendant is aquitted at trial
  • Maria stratton is incompetent and evil
  • maria strattton
  • mark salzman
  • martha defoe
  • martha kelly comedan liar perjurer lowlife
  • Martha Kelly is a low down dog
  • martha kelly is a lying gnat petrified of her only connection
  • Martha Kelly is a perjurer and a pruneface
  • martha kelly mess
  • martha kelly wicked wimp
  • martin boags
  • martin boags city attorney and sinister slimebag
  • Martin Boags and Katie Ford have stolen your money California
  • martin boags is a sad swine
  • martin boags is such a gross little sociopath
  • martin boags los angeles shitty attorney
  • martin boags tactic
  • martin boags unbenched his dad and still stays bad
  • martin boags will never be a d.a. like that sad vagnozi in 95
  • marty boags is the devil
  • marty singer
  • Mary Lou Villar must be investigated she is not on the up and up and she is the sister of Anthony Villagrosa
  • massive story backlog
  • mathilde notaro dangerous maniac
  • mathilde notaro is a psychopath dear reader as is her sadsack cow eyed
  • mathilde notaro liar
  • mathilde tig notaro stole millions from the taxpayers
  • matilde notaro
  • matresses
  • maureen mcormack
  • maw
  • max joseph lacio
  • maybe a daily feature
  • maybe billie jean was his uncle or even aunt
  • maybe call my blog something with bullshit in title
  • maybe just so scared and a coward or just as evil
  • maybe no god
  • maybe she can get away with it if she's a fiction write but as it is... no way
  • maybe you are trying to win the affections of scott boxenbaum
  • mayonaisse
  • McSweeneys writing contest fixed
  • meaningless
  • meds
  • meghan kelly most urgently needs help as she is too dignified for such a show of flesh on the a.m news
  • melancholy diety
  • melanie grifith too tired to find out why she hot search
  • melissa rycroft
  • Meme dreams
  • Meme meme
  • meme? studio angry at mr. downey
  • men or mice
  • men with suits and agendas
  • mensa of greater los angeles
  • mental
  • Mental see
  • mercy
  • merry christmas to all my mijas and sistahs in lynwood and even to the decent deputies and the douchy deputies
  • mervyns used to have them but they went out of business
  • mess
  • messing with the spitzbergs is ill advised
  • metashit
  • metro area
  • Michael Griffe Tig Notaro and Kevin Seccia are very sick and twisted men.
  • michael jackson gossip
  • michelle's donuts
  • midday follies
  • midgets
  • might as well
  • mija1
  • military rape wtf
  • mindblowing corruption on the part of kroll cops and prosecutors and juges in L.A
  • mini malls
  • minka kelly
  • miracles
  • mirages
  • Miss Alli
  • miss that fritter and just might head out
  • miss the mouse something fierce with this laptop
  • missign the days of blissfull oblviousness
  • missing breast myster
  • missing chips
  • missing niche
  • missing platelets or pigment
  • missing the nasty sideburns
  • missy lyn
  • missy pyle godspeed you will need it
  • mixed blessing as it denies me her future earnings
  • model murdered in miami burnt and thrown in dumpster
  • modern day nazis
  • modern prosecution and the blog should be a thesis somewhere
  • mommyface dingbats
  • moods
  • Moon Lodge
  • more
  • More and more tax payer money
  • more crooked cop stories
  • more donuts than people if you counted all the donuts
  • more I bitch the less I itch
  • more important than anything to reform the judicial system
  • more important that healthcare
  • more later whether you like it or not
  • more motions
  • more offensive when the potential for humanity seems present
  • more origina
  • more questions than answers that's for sure
  • more strangeness
  • more than hot
  • more townhalls
  • mormons can be funny too
  • moronic humans
  • most babies turn into ugly adults
  • most caught in legal system not great communicators.
  • most excellent
  • Most fresh content
  • mother also looks like that little ape or whatever that is
  • mother is vavering about health care
  • mother just said
  • mother looks like freshly birthed swine
  • mother now on phone with her sister raving about my motions
  • mother of joshua whose name now escapes was amazingly good
  • motherloving
  • mothers
  • mothers are the best
  • motion to void ignored
  • motions up your ass
  • motto
  • mouth to mouth to blog
  • movie
  • mtv awards next time after gaining confidence with my chabad telethon report
  • muffins
  • mug
  • Mullah Oprah
  • Mullahs
  • multiplying bozos
  • mundane and creative at war
  • mundane millie
  • murder
  • murphys law medicine
  • museums of intolerance more like it
  • musings
  • muskateers vs vermin
  • must be a mistake
  • must be Los angeles
  • must blog soon about the shit we've been through
  • must break 30 by morn
  • must do something to change this monstrous legal system
  • Must get cloris leachmean to play her
  • must get more hits though to monetize
  • must give back books to library
  • must go to court because of some withered mediocrity
  • must google syko sam and jason segal
  • must have fritter soon
  • must have justice soon or someday
  • must learn to set up real polling
  • must not forget
  • must now google to find the third jackson sister name and I resent it
  • must pretend the human is a computer and have geeks fix
  • must put a stop to this momhood moronicy
  • must resuscitate blog
  • must start movement
  • must take on justice system so out of loop
  • must work from home somehow
  • mutitaskng
  • my all time favorites
  • my ass
  • my baby blog
  • My big bad lady balls
  • my big old beautiful blog
  • my blog is pretty
  • my blog must deal with those the press has picked and the public is forced to contend with
  • my calling?
  • my corrupt idiot of a lawyer
  • my general
  • my god the shit list is a shit tome
  • my hero
  • my jury
  • my mother juast said that despite how bad the food was her fat body is happy because she isn't hungry
  • my mother rocks her housedresses
  • my mother's jowl sustains me
  • my new genre blogsteady feta fiction
  • my opinion
  • my opinion doesn't move mountains much
  • my regular reader has fled but all she has to do is confess
  • my revenge is gettting too cold to serve properly
  • my sisters line
  • my take
  • my tori spelling story coming up
  • myface
  • myspace
  • mysteries
  • mysterious contract?
  • mystery
  • mystical
  • mystified by oprah's appeal
  • nadir kroll
  • name escapes me
  • names
  • naming is crucial or not
  • nancy grace on
  • nap
  • nastiness
  • Nasty bull shouldn't crap near icecream
  • Nasty thoughts about things
  • Nathaneal West rocks my world
  • nation
  • naysayers
  • nazis
  • NCIS
  • nebraska
  • neda
  • Nedda
  • need commiseration
  • need phrenologist
  • need revenge(legal asses) like water
  • need to look up what semiotics means first thing tommorow
  • needless
  • neener neener you insane POS
  • neighbors
  • nepotism is the least of nick krolls sins
  • Nerdist
  • netvibes also
  • never before have I hated a city
  • never end
  • never had generations a-w -- what gives? thanks little birdie
  • never heard of simon rich
  • never heard of them
  • never met anyone who calls this shithole the southland
  • never met these guys and visa versa
  • never read harry potter but curious
  • never thought lupus was deadly
  • never trust a nerd in a beret
  • neverland up for rent
  • new agendas
  • new genre not yet
  • new holidays
  • new jersey corruption
  • new jobs
  • new port old port
  • New York
  • new york magazine
  • news that concerns only the lousy
  • next more lies
  • next post
  • nexus 1 stick it up your ass
  • ng? I want to grow up to be a british host
  • Niche fullfillment
  • niches are like peaches
  • nicholas
  • Nick Krol
  • nick kroll
  • nick kroll abysmal monstrosity
  • nick kroll and tig notaro
  • nick kroll and tig notaro are fame whores with MUSCLE
  • nick kroll and tig notaro court fixing scam
  • nick kroll both pathetic and evil
  • nick kroll cracks me up in a bad way
  • nick kroll favorite city attorney and one flabby and nasty broad
  • nick kroll foulest and unfunniest 'comedian" evah
  • Nick Kroll go work with your soulmate billy mcfarland on frye festival 2 and get out of all good people's faces.
  • nick kroll has some court connections
  • nick kroll is the world's most foul troll
  • nick kroll is using these same dirty tricks to launch himself and his list
  • nick kroll payola
  • nick kroll production was a massive cancer scam
  • nick kroll reeks
  • nick kroll ruining comedy and fixing court cases since 2008
  • nick kroll scammer
  • nick kroll the fixer
  • nick kroll the troll of the century
  • nick kroll trolls are a desperate type of troll just like him
  • nick kroll z list willing to kill to get up that ladder
  • nick kroll's go to guy
  • nick krolls awful production
  • nicotine needs
  • Nifong looked like a respectable guy
  • Nifong should be in jail for life in my opinion
  • Nifonged
  • nigerian terrorists
  • nightmarish professionals
  • nighty night
  • nipples
  • nipples and presidents don't mix
  • no anwer to complaint
  • no blogging past 6.am
  • no concert tour too they tell us
  • no donuts today
  • no fair
  • no good do gooders
  • no gulags or guantanamos
  • no hearings allowed but then suddenly a judge who i've never seen before ruling on all of them
  • no humor
  • no instant karma in this case as far as I know
  • no joke that lawyers are disgusting
  • no justice no peace sitch
  • no labels spring to mind
  • no luck with aunts in general
  • no mojo
  • no more donut talk for awhile so if here for donuts than sorry
  • no more labels
  • no need to even generalize
  • no need to fill this label slot if nothing comes to mind really
  • no no no sw only an apology is poetry at this stage
  • No one can spell Quadaffi inlcuding I
  • no one in family wears bathrobes
  • no pork pimping
  • no sense
  • no time for labels
  • no time for lables
  • no wonder comedy is sucking
  • no? I like donuts don't get me wrong
  • non stop nonsense
  • non story about non interesting things is really interesting to me
  • noone on the news has mentioned blogs for a week
  • norms was good today
  • Northeastern Illinois
  • nostradamus again
  • not a conspiracy theory but when you find out an actual conspiracy took place
  • not a doozy but maybe mildly interesting
  • not a hateful person
  • not a man or a boy but a twisted nerd thing
  • not alone
  • not by long shot
  • not conducive to healthy communication
  • not hair but for papers due or you fail class etc
  • not impressed with my fellow humans
  • not in the mood for
  • not in the mood for labels
  • not inspired
  • not into this reality tv model slaying story
  • not just songs
  • not lordly but lardly
  • not much better than nazis
  • not showing all the evidence they must have that If I could set up a message board I would be easy to track
  • not sure.
  • not the best but hard to get a better one now
  • not to hot to blog
  • Notaro is so crazy
  • notaro vs spitzberg appeal truth
  • notaro vs spitzberg appeal unpublished opinion may 5 2008
  • Notes on a scam that's not yet a scandal - a scamdal?
  • nothing uglier
  • nothing wrong with that of course
  • now amy whinehouse deserves a documentary but tig notaro wtf
  • now he brings the sons in
  • now on some advertisement of a kosher market
  • now that I have so many readers
  • now that is funny
  • npr
  • nude dance
  • nurse appreciation
  • nurse ratcheds are not just fictional
  • nurse ratchet is sooo real and still around
  • nurse ratchet please just remain a fictional character.
  • Nursery rhyme about Martin Boags
  • nutrasweet
  • nutshells
  • oasis
  • obama
  • Obama funny
  • obama is calling walter cronkite
  • obama maybe
  • obama that
  • obama this
  • obscurity vs. sex slavery
  • obsession
  • occupy comedy
  • odd times
  • oddly I always found this rite aid to be uneventful except once for queen latifah and the goo goo doll
  • odds say that Nick Kroll has blood on his hands and all for his shitty comedy career
  • oddysey
  • odor
  • odyssey or chronicle
  • off I go can't post so much in one day
  • office products and tragic death
  • officer jaqueline montalvo lapd
  • officer krupke and krupke came from keystone today
  • officially fearless
  • oh
  • oh dear the douchiness has reached dangerous degrees
  • oh forget his 5k to jeb bush's superpac
  • oh hello tuna not really sold out
  • oh lord
  • oh no
  • oh no corrupt rabbi
  • oh no eight is enough
  • oh no ho
  • oh no unamuno
  • oh no.
  • oh well
  • oh woman is called barbara padilla
  • oh you nutty pro per you
  • Okey Dokey
  • old pleading found and pleading is right but no one would listen
  • omission issues
  • on and off relationship
  • on the road to fatville?
  • once successful the name sounds fine
  • one day my raisinets were stolen
  • one dressed to harrass the innocent
  • one fine human I'd love to meet
  • one nude
  • one of many many ignored profiles
  • one of the worst
  • one percent press
  • one percenter madness
  • one percenters are not that funny it seems. funny business in the funny business
  • one smiling and in pan
  • one's a sociopath the other just maybe insane
  • only 3 hours left to tell my 911 story
  • only bobby seems to have fared well
  • only the anchors here and there try to make it work
  • only the geeks are non dinosaurs
  • only the muslims didn't cross us this year
  • only word that crowley got right on his SAT"s
  • onus
  • Onwards
  • open air agenda
  • open letter idea not original I found out but so be it
  • open sesame seed
  • open sesame street
  • open tsunam
  • opinions
  • oprah chicken
  • Oprah has a moronic laugh
  • oprah I know my blog isn't so nice about you but if you buy one of these we can retire and we are sooo tired
  • Oprah immune
  • oprah is a doofus
  • oprah is fat
  • oprah is forever
  • oprah is god
  • Oprah is maybe god
  • oprah is mighty
  • oprah is not sexy
  • oprah is shameless
  • oprah should be retired by force
  • oprah still diety
  • oprah sucks
  • optimism
  • or click safely or surf safely
  • or don't
  • or eichman or speer - is that how you';ll try to explain it awy.
  • or just random
  • or maybe just sheet and even other inatimate items
  • oral hearing
  • orange candy
  • orange candy price slashes
  • otherwise crowley would get away with it
  • ouch
  • out and in
  • out of apartment
  • out of its mind
  • out of the loop
  • out to dinner
  • outraged
  • outragous
  • outside
  • over the counter palliatives
  • overbuying at the 99 cents store hardly qualifies
  • oxymoron
  • oy
  • oy oy oy
  • oy vey
  • oysh
  • paddling and prolonged beating might be different
  • pain
  • Palin
  • Palin is interesting and strong and this scares the hell out of lesser mortals
  • pals in the press
  • pancreas
  • pancreatic cancer for father
  • pants
  • pantsuits
  • parasites suck
  • pardon the vulgar language but shit is shit
  • paris
  • paris is not really punishment
  • partisan poop
  • partner
  • pasa diablo
  • passing on any help I can
  • passion
  • passion is now a crime
  • pat
  • pathetic scott boxenbaum
  • patho
  • pathological liars are terrifying
  • patience will make me a hospital patient yet
  • paul sadowsky
  • Pauley Parrette
  • pavillions pharmacy no good
  • pavlovian
  • pay for play
  • peace
  • pearls before swine
  • peasants
  • pelosi
  • pen is mightier than the (canker )sore
  • penal code 1369
  • penis
  • people actually really do talk like this???? what was done before veganism
  • people googling and getting one of my labels
  • people scrunching their nose in elevator
  • Performing Arts
  • perjury
  • perjury isn't cool
  • Perseverance
  • persistent realities
  • persistent surreality
  • perspective
  • Peter Holmes
  • peter holmes even should ask
  • Peter Serafonowitz is hilarious and handsome
  • phonies
  • phony
  • pic of beneficiary of malfeasance
  • pics
  • pigs
  • pigs and cigs
  • pimps punks and poe-lees
  • pink elephants
  • pipe dream
  • pissed off
  • pissed off today at all the lowlifes I've had to encounter because of the hideous and insane tig notaro matilda whatever
  • pitchfork making dirty deals with nick kroll alert
  • pitiful
  • pits
  • pizza
  • pizza slicer
  • pizza with yams? don't understand
  • PJ Mallano is wrong
  • plans for the evening uncertain
  • plate full of hate
  • please come forward without me having to track everyone down
  • please don't take my bernie away
  • please investigate the threat management unit and their connettion to lavely and singer
  • plenty of time
  • poem
  • poetic justice
  • poetry
  • Polanski and me wtf
  • political corruption is nasty
  • ponytail
  • poo
  • Poor Bill and then how he just lost a job due to too many licencse points
  • poor blanket in terrible debt and named blanket
  • poor duke boys
  • poor elvis mitchell
  • poor farrah
  • Poor Lacio
  • poor parents
  • poor poor women
  • poor women
  • pop stars and poop
  • popping out of what house you pretend to only have a house in rye
  • popwatch
  • porn
  • post for posterity
  • post in draft and probaby healthy to get it out
  • post its and pain
  • post kyoto.
  • post post ironic
  • post where there is novel outline thanks
  • posting this for nefarious purpose
  • posts
  • potty poetry
  • potty training
  • poverty
  • power outrages
  • praise better than profonol
  • pre diabetes
  • pregnancy
  • president
  • pressure
  • pretty lady pics of stef felise and tig are the answer
  • prick
  • prick or pecker which is funnier
  • Pride
  • pristiq
  • private joke that LOVE of god thing
  • private jokes shared here
  • pro bono lawyer was a crock
  • pro per paradise
  • pro se blog in the works
  • prob spelling conde naste
  • procrastinating as I blog
  • prolonged autopsy
  • proof
  • props to jr wolfe
  • Prosecutorial misconduct
  • pruneface is getting prunier
  • prurience
  • Pubic defender is maybe the worst of this bunch of scandal ridden losers
  • public defender robin ginsburg you acted in the end like a disgusting monster... public pretender is scary and so accurate
  • public funds used to shield VIPS or celebrities from civil liability
  • publish post
  • pure malice and insanity on the part of tig notaro
  • pure tragedy
  • puyallup is cut name for a place in Washington
  • quack and charlatan alert
  • queer quagmires
  • quick typist
  • race face at 99 cents store bad name for sunblock by nascar
  • radiohead
  • raisinets
  • Ralphs
  • ramblings and gamblings
  • rams to the slaughter? biblical aspect good vs evil
  • randi greenberg
  • random adorable monkey that looks like my mother
  • rap
  • rare treats
  • rasmussen
  • rat faced bastard
  • rave
  • ravine
  • read the whole blog
  • read this karla kerlin
  • readers daily interested
  • reading me on an iphone in malibu
  • reads like bad iq question
  • real emotion vs vacuity
  • real sugar if run out of artificial sweeteners
  • reality blog
  • reality tv
  • reasonable treason
  • reasons to keep going
  • reasons to live
  • recusal
  • red and green
  • reeta piazza is the pits
  • reeta piazza on her way to hell
  • reformers
  • rejected without any basis or any legal hearing
  • relentless in pursuit of whats right
  • Religion and Spirituality
  • remember sir edmond
  • repost cause something wrong with linkage
  • reputable only not when nick kroll pulls strings
  • resistance
  • resolutions
  • resolutions galore and new gadgets
  • restasis my ass
  • restastis lady
  • result of public celebration
  • retarded twitters are understandable
  • retribution
  • revelations
  • revenge
  • revenge getting too cold for my tastes and needs to be served very soon or might have stroke
  • revolt with me why doncha
  • revolution
  • revolution rocks
  • reward
  • rice
  • rich idiots
  • ridiculous
  • rife
  • Riff Raff is using your father to create the most depressing comedy career in history
  • right neural foraman is widely patent FYI
  • righteous indignation
  • rights
  • rigid
  • rip lawyerdude
  • RIP VIP
  • rise blood sugar rise
  • risotto
  • robb reiner
  • robert vandert
  • rockard delgadillo oh no oh no no no no on tv.
  • roll see and then rock
  • rosacea
  • rosacea'd blob
  • rose byrne
  • rosie and "wife" divorcing
  • Rothchild is wrong
  • rotted robes
  • rotten sleaze
  • rough draft
  • RSVP not necessary
  • rumors are true
  • run if you see stef willen or tig notaro australia
  • runaway hit
  • ruse
  • russell brand
  • ryhme dime
  • S.O.S when blind and no braille
  • sabbatical from blog
  • sad
  • sad old boxenbaum
  • sad really
  • sadly
  • salsa
  • Sam Rockwell and the mother and everyone great actors
  • samanth jessner corrupt and evil
  • samantha jessner
  • samantha jessner corrupt
  • Samantha Jessner must be one of the worlds worst judges
  • same exact story but different of course
  • same for you know who you ares
  • same identical gang of pals an love of our iphones and just....i knew i picked that apple fritter for a reason
  • San Francisco Bay Area
  • sanctions
  • sandra allen oh forgot about her
  • sangfroid
  • santa cruz very not jewish in my eyes.
  • santa domingo
  • santa monica
  • Sarah
  • sarah palin
  • Sasha Baron Cohen is a hottie
  • Sasha Baron Cohen must be angst ridden because his view of the world isn't too .... pretty
  • satire
  • Satuday Night Live
  • save the seniors from swine flu
  • saving all the praise for the dead
  • saw at checkout
  • scarey
  • Scarlet letter
  • scarred psyches
  • scary
  • scary in the middle look at those eyes
  • scary stuff
  • scary stuff you'd think
  • scavenge trash for kate gosselin wigs
  • scooters
  • scot free no
  • scott boxenbaum
  • scott boxenbaum and stef willen should not relax
  • scott boxenbaum is a disgrace to the human race
  • scott boxenbaum is getting older and still not funny by any standards
  • scott boxenbaum thinks he's beaten this rap
  • scott boxenbaums ip blocker is very faulty
  • scott boxenbum worlds grossest wannabe comedian
  • scrap my dancing with bears show idea
  • scroll down to see
  • search engines
  • search for evil
  • see what I mean
  • seeing if using sex sells this blog
  • seemed a phantom disease
  • segnalo also a stinker
  • self love is the best love
  • self serve yogurt now
  • senior sensations
  • senseless
  • senseless maniacs suck
  • sept 11 is coming up and this is infused with meaning if you knew what we just discovered
  • serial killers
  • seriously hard on the eyes
  • serontonin
  • service
  • seth
  • seth myers
  • severe disgust issues
  • sex
  • sex on the side
  • sex slaves
  • sexiness
  • sexless gang rape
  • sexual
  • sexual experimentation
  • sexuality
  • sexy
  • sexy (legal) motions and dance until dawn
  • shackled by long trend towards non rhyme
  • shakespeare said smiling pernicious villians
  • shalom mein blog
  • sham motions
  • shame on those judges
  • shame on you coca cola
  • shamwow
  • sharpe
  • shattered humanism
  • shaving
  • she admitted that she bites
  • she looks worse in life very photogenic
  • she ommited the ex parte from the minutes and even one of the lawyers
  • she's call subo now that ok
  • she's in every movie
  • sheez
  • shills suck when those they shill have no talent
  • shit list
  • shit list long and memory strong
  • shitty attorney
  • shmabels
  • shmental
  • shmogger
  • shnabels
  • shoelace on pecker killer
  • shoes
  • Shopping
  • short not tall tales
  • should be a record of this somewhere comedy fans
  • should be tireles see
  • should't generalize
  • shouldn't assume you know what I mean
  • shouldn't call people bitches
  • shouldn't draw attention to such things but find drawing attention to things that should't be drawn attention to amusing
  • shout out to the taxpayers
  • sibling comedy team dream
  • Sick Los Angeles superior court
  • sick of labels already
  • sick of sounding nutty when I'm profoundly sane
  • sick of thinking about who I'll sue on sunday
  • sick sick system
  • sick world
  • sick yenta
  • sickened by simpleness
  • sickening
  • sickening abuses of power
  • sicons of oligarchs yucking it up
  • sievers will be disbarred and sued and she will probably end up in a nursing home
  • silenced desperation
  • silliness
  • silverlake
  • simon and schuster
  • Simon and Schuster dodged major bullet
  • simon and schuster got sheisted
  • sings
  • sinogogue
  • sins of the father practiced by son
  • sister and me not in focus group to make sure that pristiq is ixnayed
  • sister just said " we'll be the last to get a plasma tv how funny" last to get every new gadget
  • sister now premenstrual and so much one can take
  • sisyphian undertaking
  • sisyphus climbing everest blah blah blog
  • six degrees of seperation
  • slander per se
  • sleazy shmoozing and press manipulation is the secret to their success
  • slightly tempted to see even precious though before that looked dreadful
  • slimiest of stews
  • slingshot suicides
  • sloppy katie ford city attorney out of dantes inferno
  • small grizzled potato tig notaro hired biggest guns
  • small time hitlers all over
  • smart and final too
  • smell of victory
  • smelling of snacks
  • smelly stinks
  • smile though your heart is faking
  • smog
  • smoking out a rat using stat counter
  • snag readership
  • snak piks
  • sneaker suffocated foot today
  • sneakers
  • snickers with almond
  • SNL
  • so much hollowed groud to cover
  • so bad people in la.
  • so big but only eats plankton
  • so cliche
  • so cool that the ones he screwed over got to make this movie
  • so damned gay
  • so desperate to impress stupid strangers
  • so far with the donuts no doctor but it's only been 3 days
  • so gay these men
  • so good on 'Roseanne
  • so hard to please
  • so hilarious this peter serafovich guy
  • so lifeless in all ways
  • so lucky to have the press get involveed
  • so many hapless clerks getting caught in the mire
  • so many it seems
  • so many more examples
  • so many nuts reading it
  • so many remedies and such bullshit mostly
  • so many twisted and corrupt judges in the los angeles superior court
  • so much artificiality
  • so much in life is lame
  • So much interest in Judge Samantha Jessner who should only be a judge in Iran what a rotten rotten character
  • so much more to come
  • so much more to know
  • so much more to this sick sick story
  • so much sociopaths in los angeles
  • so much stranger than fiction
  • so much to do
  • so much to tell
  • so much worse that a liar
  • so should larry king
  • so sick of this rancid bullshit
  • so strange.
  • so sweet
  • so true what I said about non teen homeless never running or leaing in packs
  • so what if ends did meet
  • so wish her mother was with her
  • soapbox
  • social networking ups the ante
  • social oncology as a career
  • sociopathy
  • soles
  • solopsistic references
  • some greek mythology concept permits the feta instead of meta
  • Some lame old lesbian who couldn't graduate junior high friends with potty mouth lameola and I need to suffer
  • some measure of censure
  • some PD or prosecutor should do someting about august 12th
  • someone looking up notaro stalker and I'd bet that that freak just can't stop spreading her lies
  • someone other than my mother and i ought to read them
  • something hardcore dirty about a 45 year old guy doing what he did
  • something not right with that alana stewart on my tv
  • sometimes the double wopper
  • songs
  • soon I'll write a list of each villian and what they did wrong exactly no fun but gots to be done
  • Soon stage 2
  • soon videos too
  • sophia rosenbaum
  • soroptimists
  • sorry
  • sort of
  • sort of a big vapid menace really
  • sort of sad
  • sos
  • sotomyer
  • souls
  • sounds absulotely nuts to anyone just venturing upon blog
  • sounds schizophrenic
  • Sour cream
  • soviet reference
  • sow
  • spanking studies
  • spanky
  • specialized spanking
  • spelling issues
  • spike in hits
  • spinsters
  • splenda
  • spoils of war
  • sponsored content
  • sponsored content widespread and ureported
  • sponsored conversations
  • spot that fake smile and do what you can to recuse this phony monster
  • spring
  • spy
  • Stage father
  • stagg chili is incredibly good
  • stains
  • stalin is alive in Los Angeles
  • stalking experts are really stalkers in the tmu
  • stall
  • stalling
  • stand up
  • stark to be abandoned by tila tequila
  • started insincerely but got all worked up at the end
  • starting to like saugsage but sill don't get ham
  • stat counter is wonderful
  • stat counter rocks
  • statistics for survival
  • stay focused ha
  • stay strong
  • steak fries
  • steeled and braced
  • steely steely
  • steeped in these sickos all day and then there they are on the blog
  • stef "willing to kill for a fraud nick kroll enabled resume" willen
  • stef willen
  • stef willen discovered through the thesis acting circuit
  • stef willen famewhoring psychopath strikes out in non fiction genre nope
  • Stef Willen filthy liar wether she pay big bucks to try to have no one find out
  • stef willen grifter and dangerous liar
  • stef willen had one novel way to seem successful
  • Stef Willen is a pathetic stooge
  • stef willen is a plague
  • stef willen is deeply annoying and very sick
  • stef willen is the worlds most pathetic
  • stef willen tig notaro are scary hairy bad lesbian examples
  • stench
  • stephanie allyne- the state department is interested in your fake romance with tig notaro!
  • Stephanie Willen is a sociopath
  • stephen glass
  • stevie wonder
  • stick your nasty software up your brothers demented ass jeremy kroll
  • sticks
  • stifled by the thought of stanzas
  • still can't get over this troy duffy asshole
  • still didn't refer to him as sherlock homo
  • Still first half agonizingly funny
  • still love cactus annie but willing to do without
  • still reeling from the monstrous site of kalpakians sportswear
  • still wish I had a reall stellar brassiere
  • stinks
  • stir passions
  • stones
  • stop
  • stop the world I want to get off
  • stories
  • Story about emergency room still coming
  • strange days
  • strange defenses. ira glass
  • strange mergers
  • strange perspective on a story
  • strange spawn contacting news outlets
  • strange strange
  • strange use of shiatsu
  • strange views
  • strange.
  • strangers with candy dangerous
  • strasshoff train then farleslaben
  • stray but persistent itches
  • stress
  • strollers up the ass
  • strollers up the ass again
  • struggling with fresh content
  • stuck on jesus takes wheel nonsense and donuts
  • stupid blog
  • stupid heat
  • stupid rhyming problem
  • stupid sociopaths suck
  • stupid things
  • sub
  • subject is modified radiohead reference
  • subpoena
  • success?
  • succor
  • sucess
  • such
  • such a great story
  • such an ugly unfunny thing in comedy world
  • such detail
  • such disgust
  • such pleasure in utilizing your lady balls
  • such waste
  • suddenly a snack person wtf
  • sue till you drop
  • suggestions for QandA
  • suicide
  • suitcase
  • summer breeze
  • summing it up
  • summons
  • sung to the tune of that Lionel Ricthie and Diana Ross Ditty FYI
  • sunny gloom
  • super sanity
  • superior not even to a sewer those courts
  • sure I make way too many typos and sometimes sound like an ESL but still
  • surreal evil
  • survival
  • survival of the fittest or smartest
  • Susan Boyle
  • Susan Boyle is magnificent
  • susan boylee
  • susan sarandon
  • susan smith was a mom too as was andrea yeats so whatever
  • sushi king doomed to failure despite maye fresh fish
  • suspicion
  • Suzzanne Malveux you know it.
  • sweating for hits
  • sweet and low
  • sweet jesus
  • sweet lord
  • sweet smell?
  • sweetest thing
  • swift boating
  • swine
  • swine flu and you
  • swine flu concerns content due anyday
  • swine flu not gone
  • Syesha
  • Sykes
  • synogogue
  • t
  • t rex
  • t shirt retardedness
  • t-shirts
  • tacos rule? 12 pieces of chicken
  • tacticwise
  • tag recommendations
  • take care of the homeless problem
  • taking a break from torts
  • tall
  • tarra sloven
  • tastemaker wannabe is me
  • tat
  • taters
  • tates chocolate chips for our fave unfunny man
  • tax payer rape of such proportions
  • Taxpayer money used
  • taxpayers
  • taxpayers revolt
  • tea
  • tea is not really taking off
  • tears of hope and joy
  • techie
  • Ted Kennedy dead
  • teflon to the nth
  • tell me if this makes sense
  • telling
  • terrible dresser too
  • terrible name
  • terry gross
  • terry gross and ira glass should ask
  • tex is missing
  • texted me 4 times
  • TGIF
  • thank god these blogs can't be accessed by anyone but tammy and sue
  • thanks john gregozek and retired bad cops Martha defoe and Jeffrey dunn et al
  • That dreadful girl pretending like she was an employee of this firm or something
  • that hot
  • that is an undestatement to the extreme
  • that is one fanciful and foul fucker
  • that' s mean
  • that's all for now
  • THE
  • the american juidicail system is a terrible farce.
  • the argentian and omanian reader are long gone
  • the baby sitter is on twitter
  • the battiest shit that ever batted
  • the big cheeto is still for sale at 7-11
  • the bull must be put on a diet
  • the charity twins
  • the cithy attorney new early on of my innocent and Tig Notaro's lying problem
  • The courts are a racket
  • the defaming doofus james e silverstien of course googles himself from a blackberry
  • the defoes of huntington beach might be as bad as the jessners of pasadena
  • the disgrace of the sinai syonogogue
  • The driver of the Nissan had no idea and wouldn't care either way so that's not the point
  • the effort to call chaz "he" is odd
  • the fact he felt he could tamper with a witness makes perfect sense in this case
  • the fix is in
  • the fixers
  • the french are great looking in general
  • the fritter was actually bad
  • The future faces of those treasonous slobs
  • the geeks have really found a home in our land
  • the girl of a thousand blogs
  • the Gosselings
  • The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
  • the horror
  • the idea that samantha jessner is a judge is just hard to take
  • the internet is insane
  • the internet is wild
  • the ip's were never linked to us and were another tig notaro hater and they know it
  • The jules kroll of comedy fucks up again
  • the jury hated jackie kashian that doughy unlikable load
  • the kids today
  • the kielbasa in the collage is john gregozek
  • the lying disgusting criminal that is tig notaro needs to be jailed
  • the lynwood jail and resort
  • the mean justified by the means
  • the most prolific blogger evah
  • the next one is the best really
  • the obscure wannabe tastemaker
  • the only blogger covering live
  • the other cops in the TMU also corrupt but still more work to prove it as conclusively
  • the plain nacho chips have her chaste
  • the plot is gotten even thicker
  • the poetics of pantries
  • the press next post
  • the rest I don't know what's up
  • the rest I'm not sure of yet
  • the ringleader of tig notaro's massive cancer and court scams really gets on my nerves
  • The sick sins of scott boxnebaum
  • the terrible tale of one sick city attorney
  • The threat management unit is a fake
  • the travesty show
  • the trial
  • the truth
  • the two fatty girls have so far been spared
  • the unprofitable prophet
  • the untalented mr. ripley
  • the way she treated us after too unforgivable but she'd never apologize
  • the witching hour
  • their very good
  • then meningitis and pancreatic mass and still on couch
  • theories
  • theories I got me some of thems
  • therapeutic to think aloud here I think
  • there accents are terrible for customer service
  • there for the grace of god etc.
  • there isn't even a name for it.
  • there must be a special place in hell for those who kill the dead
  • there was never a december 14th date to vacate HMMMMMMMMMM
  • there's a doctor by that name too and I hope she's better than jennifer waxler attorney
  • there's even more
  • these appeal judges are reprehensible just as bad as the disgusiting demonic judge gerald rosenberg
  • these kroll coverups are getting a little Ridiculous! Lois Lerner used Kroll to find what she needed to disappear
  • thesis's
  • they are mental
  • they are so much worse than shitheads
  • they have kids
  • They need to read this very badly
  • they suck australia
  • they took my sisters notebooks
  • they'll never be the same
  • third of fritter not digested right
  • thirsty
  • this and the kidneys
  • this blog is hopeless
  • this city is rotting and tig notaro is partly responsible
  • this is just the men and gregozek hoffman and williams don't have
  • this is what greed and false victims cause
  • this lady encapsulates the Delphinian ideal
  • this one could use some work
  • this will be a tri weekly feature
  • Thom Sharp Tig Notaro redux
  • thomas sharpe
  • those damned mercy commercials are back
  • those iranian special guards are scary
  • though his last name is even less hollywood ready than mine
  • though it turns out that wasn't really true.
  • thousands of unsolved mysteries still
  • threat management unit
  • three muskateers
  • Thug force used to assure that nick kroll's friend is happy and can get famous if she wants
  • thursday again
  • tig notaro
  • tig notaro cancer scam
  • tig notaro
  • tig notaro cancer scam
  • tig notaro nick kroll counsel for tig notaro's court and cancer scams
  • tig notaro nick kroll court cancer scams. judge samantha jessner is a sick and twisted lady
  • tig notaro admitted that she is a mutant on podcast
  • tig notaro brought locusts or just morons who knows
  • tig notaro buzzkill feature
  • tig notaro cancer and court fixing scam
  • tig notaro cancer and court scams
  • tig notaro cancer and court scams easy with kroll money behind her
  • tig notaro cancer career and court scams
  • tig notaro cancer hoax
  • tig notaro cancer scam
  • tig notaro cancer scam cop
  • tig notaro cancer scam witness
  • Tig Notaro censorhip
  • tig notaro court and cancer schemes
  • Tig Notaro courts
  • tig notaro fraud
  • tig notaro hatas need to deal with her pr firms now vote Carmen trutanich for assessor yo
  • Tig Notaro is a criminal
  • tig notaro is a grotesque freak and a felon ten times over
  • tig notaro is a liar
  • tig notaro is a liar of the worst kind
  • tig notaro is a psychopath
  • tig notaro is a putrid menace as is the city attorney of los angeles
  • Tig Notaro is a sociopath and a stalker to the nth degree
  • tig notaro is a stalker who
  • Tig Notaro is a vicious and pathological liar and she will end up in jail because she stole so much from us
  • tig notaro is filth
  • tig notaro is so much worse than a douchebag googler from Connetictut
  • Tig Notaro is stealing from you California
  • tig notaro is the worst of liars
  • tig notaro is very annoying at the very best
  • tig notaro lone weirdo karma
  • tig notaro looks like a deranged sewer rat but what power such a sewer rat was able to gain by having Nick kroll be attracted to her bully personality.
  • Tig Notaro must be prosecuted
  • tig notaro nick kroll schemes and scams
  • tig notaro said she couldn't afford a detective ha ha what a comedian
  • tig notaro scam
  • Tig Notaro. Nick Kroll
  • Tig Notaro's cancer scam and court scam fixers
  • tig notaro's savior
  • tig notaro's vicious stalking scam and her highly profitable cancer scam were a breeze
  • tig notaros live should be called tig notaro lies hee haw whatevah
  • tig ntoaro's cancer and court scamming made possible by nick kroll
  • tig the nadir notaro
  • tiger woods might like these
  • tiger woods sex scandal not relevant to this blog
  • tignore nutoro
  • tila tequila
  • tim donnelly new york post tsk tsk
  • timing
  • tina fey
  • tiny outline
  • tired routine
  • tiresome alliteration
  • tiresome but unstoppable word play
  • tiresome cliches all day becuase of his death
  • tiresome rats
  • tis a season and dis season is nigh
  • tit
  • title is retarded word play and I am aware of it
  • TLC
  • tmu
  • TMU Lavely and Singer too much to lose but they will lose either big or very big
  • tmu tortfeasoring moron unit
  • tmu totally corrupt
  • tmz very active
  • tnt
  • to get youir attention to the scandal that is brewing I will say Michael Jackson or gosseling but really I want you to see this scanda.
  • To respond to criticism or not
  • to stomp on people and justice is the lowest thing
  • today must be the day
  • tofu
  • tomatoes
  • tomorrow will be just more lawsuit fodder you foul fools
  • too absurd
  • too bad
  • too busy writing the wastleland 2 to blog more
  • too competent for those vicious losers felise kalpakian jennifer waxler samantha jessner katie ford martin boags
  • too competent is what's going on
  • too far
  • too hot for getting drunk
  • too hot for murder.
  • too hot for sitting outside
  • too hot for social intercourse
  • too hot for walking
  • too many
  • too much it feels
  • too much of a nude empress to share them
  • too much to ever do to make things as they should be
  • too much to learn
  • too rich
  • too slim for a mumu
  • tooth for a tooth
  • top 5 documentaries of all time imho
  • top news
  • top notch armor
  • top searches
  • top ten fave writers coming up someday
  • tortfeasors in the house
  • torts
  • tosh
  • totally unedited just wanted to share with whomever might come across it cause my god it's nuts
  • town hall
  • townhalls for corrupt justice system
  • townhalls must be convened on the justice system
  • tradition in my family to also have a clambake
  • tradition tedium
  • traffic
  • tragedy
  • trapeze
  • travesties
  • travesty
  • travesty yo
  • treachery sucks
  • treachery up the wazoo
  • tribute
  • tricks
  • triple creme for his ponce
  • triple play don't know either
  • troy duffy
  • tru puts the ass in assessor
  • true and strange conspiracy started by phone calls from Nick Kroll
  • true blue conspiracy in the los angeles courts
  • true colors
  • true treason
  • trutanich is at the helm of a stinking ship
  • trutanich must be some devil
  • truth
  • truthdom
  • tumor humor
  • tweeting
  • twice the price for the swindlers of the century
  • Twilight not known to us
  • twits
  • twittele strikes me as nauseating
  • twitter
  • twitter bitter
  • twitter doesn't have a g
  • twitter ruining it for me as the anchors say tweet
  • twitter vs myspace
  • twitterers are retarded
  • TWOP
  • tylenol takes away heartache
  • tyra
  • uglies bunch of enemies possible
  • ugly as sin untermench ess mathide notaro
  • unaccaptable behavior for middle aged man
  • Unamerican monsters
  • unbate that breath she's back susan boyle
  • unbearable but will be borne
  • unbearable idiocy
  • unbearable levels of absurdity
  • unceasing desire to make friends
  • underhanded interestingness
  • undertow
  • undoable injustice
  • unedited teaser for ya'll.
  • unemployed feeling awkward on labor day or is it just me
  • unethical
  • unfunny geeks opening friday
  • unfunny people
  • ungodly hours
  • uninspired blog post
  • uninspired ramblings
  • unintentional
  • unintentional rhymes
  • United States
  • universities
  • unknown empires
  • unpoetic
  • unpublished opinion my ass
  • unreal
  • unrecorded sidebars
  • unreliable hit counter is vibrating with anticipation
  • unsuccessful outcome so tries all kinds of tactics
  • unusual it would seem
  • unyeilding absurdity
  • up in arms
  • uretsky
  • used to love esquire and was so mystified as to why spitznagel was writing about nick kroll wow
  • uta
  • utah I love you
  • vacation
  • valhalla
  • van johnson
  • vanity fair comedy issue
  • vegas
  • velarde the top two evil prize
  • vengeance
  • vermin are plentiful
  • very possible INJUSTICE
  • very rare to get a bad one
  • vice
  • vicious molestation
  • victim of proseucutorial misconduct
  • vignozzi
  • villagrossa
  • Viramontes
  • virulent hags
  • vision
  • void ad initio
  • void order
  • Void void void and yet stinky tig notaro walks around free when she is a criminal
  • vulnerability
  • vulturism
  • wackadoodledoo
  • wait times
  • waiting for that one good judge
  • waiting to name names
  • wallace shawn
  • walter. what is that about
  • Wanda
  • Wanda not as funny
  • waning cojones
  • want it to show up on google
  • want to write about keilbasa face
  • wanted to use ephemereal instead of fleeting but decided against it
  • war
  • warning to the innocent upon spotting karla kerlin holding court
  • wart
  • was a joke how it was my ticket to the big time so it's a joke if its removed
  • was a nun
  • was able to avoid downtown thank god
  • was it fab or rob
  • was it india
  • was kosher till I was 12 and I regret it. Let's get current if pig or shrimp is safe eat it.
  • was the imaginary deb better than Amy alkon hmm I don't think so
  • washington city paper
  • washington post
  • waste of beauty
  • wasted potential
  • waxler is a sad fool
  • waxler jennifer
  • way beyond busted but we have to see if she's as Teflon as "tig" notaro. poetic justice better than nothin
  • way too much chest in view when reporting news
  • we don't need more population
  • weary loathing
  • web site link on fritz
  • webnodes are not fatal
  • weekly features
  • weight consious.
  • weird dreams led me to write posts to possible ex jurors
  • were the polic called
  • what a bevy of subhumans
  • what a bunch of sick monsters
  • what a crock
  • What a damned crock
  • what a dumb choice
  • what a freak
  • what a fucking story
  • What a love hate relationship with the law
  • what a mess
  • what a stinking travesty worse that I first thought
  • what a twist is coming
  • what a waste
  • what a wicked web they wove those idiots
  • what a world
  • what a world what a myth was america
  • what about those literally INSANE donuts?
  • what am I doing with an i phone
  • what are the odds that one man has been involved in nearly every major conspiracy in the last half century
  • what are you up to? john gregozek and jim hoffman are such lunks
  • what do we know
  • what happens to all those cute kids
  • what has jennifer waxler done now??? ms. palin if you want to take on corruption you would love my case
  • what I saw straight from sleep
  • what I wouldn't do for a delivered apple fritter
  • what is going on
  • what is going on with lucy gordon
  • what is the name of that
  • what kind of old imbecile names themselves "tig"
  • what madness
  • what the hella
  • what the hells is interior architecture
  • what was that arab english accented journalist called
  • what waste
  • what were they lookin for
  • what would they think of my other blogs
  • whateva
  • whatever
  • whatevs
  • whatta life
  • whatta story
  • whatta story within a story within a story
  • whatta world
  • when a real scandal can't seem to find it's way out
  • when a scandal fizzles
  • when court abusing cretins create fake cancer and then attack Louis Ck and it's all ok cause she met Nick Kroll one awful day.
  • when I get some money I am going to find a way to get the police report on this
  • when it rains it pours
  • when profit margins get marginalized
  • when young warned of razors in apples
  • where is susan boyle
  • whiff of success still floating around
  • while that retard retells her 4 jokes all around the world.
  • whipple
  • who are these people shelling out 12 dollars to see this shit
  • who are you two?
  • who cares
  • who doesn't love a poll
  • who else was on that train
  • who is bob stupak
  • who is in dallas i wonder
  • who is is this cambridge character I'll probably find out
  • who is paying 10 bucks to see jennifer aniston
  • who is peter cammarano though or kate major for that matter
  • who is this cambridge person
  • who knew
  • who knew? funny movie
  • who knows
  • who knows who else most of the time
  • who the hell is judah hill
  • wholly donuty
  • whoopi and joy and barbara and the survivor girl why be stuck with them willingly
  • whores galore
  • whose in cambridge that read this defunct blog daily
  • why add an element that is not really apparent
  • why all the canada readers?
  • why an australian
  • why cash for clunkers big search
  • why didn't the tmu ever try to find out or why did it take the city attorney a year and a month and what did they do when they found out
  • why is somone always lookign up scott boxenbaum and brisket its bizzarre
  • why is that ugly rug running free
  • why no recovery
  • why so big if only plankton
  • why still low quality prosthetics and cancer etc
  • why would a nurse be thinking about dinasours when giving a patient a shot
  • wicked webs
  • widgets
  • widgets are competent
  • wierd
  • wierd familial family
  • wierd.
  • wife and mom as opposed to no career but that's fine just don't make it like momhood is a career
  • wild this internet
  • wildness
  • will explain better tomorrow blog
  • will ferrel
  • will only end with our victory
  • willens pants are permanently on fire. bad speller too willen
  • william morris
  • winchellls is open 24 hours and maybe I'll get a second wind
  • Winnie-the-Pooh
  • winning
  • winter wool iin the dead of summer
  • wisdom
  • wish I were ken marino's fist
  • without bony retropulsions or stenosis
  • witness tampering is a felony hunter
  • witness tampering not smart thing to do hunter seidman
  • wits
  • wits end
  • wittels and myers
  • wittels is freaking out
  • wittels is younger but will most likely turn out just like scott boxenbaum
  • wok and roll is chinese and japanese see
  • won't beg for votes
  • won't even twitter
  • wonder how guilty stef willen is in all this
  • wonder if it is good even with terrible name
  • Wonder if Martin Boags has been demoted or fired by now
  • wonder if the bozos read my blog
  • wonder why
  • wonder why she chose to self destruct like this
  • wonderful blog
  • wondrous
  • woodward and bernstein
  • woofer
  • word play with precendents that it would be impossible to know if you weren't me or my family
  • wordplay without purpose
  • words
  • wordsmith excesses
  • would have been a smash if it wasn't curated by evil ha ha ha
  • would have been nice but not neccessary
  • wouldn't be able to figure out TIVO
  • wow
  • wow bachelorrette decieved by one she picked
  • wow on barbara padilla
  • wow what an experience
  • wow who knew
  • wowza
  • wright
  • writing
  • writing motions in between festivities
  • writing writing writing
  • wrote my own appeal and reply brief
  • wrote one post that had to be deleted because humor there really could have bit me
  • wtf
  • wtf in goo way
  • yad vashem
  • yadda yadda
  • yale murder
  • yay
  • yeah right
  • yeah.
  • Yes german googler there was an obscene and widely witenssed ex parte made by two vicious shrews and a shameless corrupt judge by the name of Samanth Phillips Jessner
  • yick and yuck and damn you suck
  • yikes jewish murderer
  • you are nauseating
  • You can store a dollar store in that forehead. smug pottbellied putzs's with fruity garb are the pits
  • you don't mess with us that's just the way it is..
  • you have to admit its an ugly group
  • you just never can tell
  • you? poor title
  • youngsters are not better geez
  • Your honor
  • yuppie swine
  • Z listers with big checkbooks have attitude.kroll show
  • zack hasn't responded yet
  • zealous battles
  • Zemanta
  • zemanta comes and goes
  • zero tolerance for this evita rush loser
  • zits

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