Saturday, September 26, 2009

18 more hits till happiness

open letter to BEVMO,

Your name is stupid and your radio commercials put misery in my heart. Therefore, I won't buy beverages from you Mo or Less. If I was dying of thirst and I saw your store in the desert I ... would go in. But, only then.

Best,
Vice president of the comittee on confronting soul staining advertising

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