I actually met a decent one but in general

I'm making up  very lame  lawyer " jokes" to cope.


Here:

What's the difference between a regular at a bar and a member of the bar?

Answer 1: ones a drunk and ones a skunk( or punk)
Answer 2: Nothing. They are both lost
Answer 3: One likes to party the other calls himself a party

Dreadfully bad and done with no effort so don't judge! It's called Anti Humor. Me and sister came up with that long ago when we are purposely unfunny to be funny.