I was sort of amazed that such an article could ever come to pass... I think most anyone would be baffled. Let's get real, only Nick Kroll's mother, Lynn, cares about what her disturbed son, eats for breakfast.
Today, on twitter,the mystery was solved.
See below the article, for evidence of no mention of Nick Kroll's prior relationship with this Ben Pomeroy.
NOTE: Nick kroll doesn't write "jokes" he writes lame shit that only his father's empire can save.
NOTE: EWWWWW. But gotta give credit to that sweat, and glad to hear it causes him grief. This idiot worries about his moisturizer being mainstream???
NOTE: Kroll is too insufferable to handle. Once a year the mighty Krolls have a junk food day. Famished etc. Dear god, FAGE and KASHI and the Aziz Ansari name drop.
NOTE: "I tend" .... make it stop mama! HMMMM. Significant other??? Gender Neutral, FAGE and Kefir add up to... you figure it out. Is that "significant other" Scott Boxenbaum? Those two were made for each other.
NOTE: My bullshit meter and my douche meter have EXPLODED, Imagine a miserable cretin like this stealing your name, your money, you peace of mind?
NOTE: STFU you imbecile. I miss NY too, but you made it so I don't have the money to even visit.... OMG such a fool had such affect on our lives.. OUCH.
2 years later, we see why Ben Pomeroy had this bullshit printed.
High school buddies @nickkroll & @lbpomeroy ate dinner at my sister's new restaurant @PizzaMoto & I missed it.
And here we have Nick Krolls favor for favor fast track to fame and fortune: Do a favor for Ben and it better be returned. Jules Kroll's M.O.