Showing posts with label michael jackson gossip. Show all posts
Showing posts with label michael jackson gossip. Show all posts

Thursday, August 13, 2009

crazy like a fox, bitches

I recently installed a hit counter that tells me how many readers I get a day, their operating systems, country etc.

So as Michael Jackson sang,blog
"You are not alone. They are there with you"

I wrote that about Michael Jackson because I have over 50 hits today and I want more and every mention of Mr. Jackon is sure to get me at least one hit.

In other words, the blog is not completely inert.
I even have a reader in Oman, Jordan wich thrills me! Three in China(WTF) and 4 in India(!!)

The viewers are shy or have no hands(so can't type) or are too tactful to be nasty or are intimidated by the serial killer stuff, so the scarcity of comments isn't making this blog feel like a proper blog, but that's ok. I would get overwhelmed if there was a lot of comments because I get very neurotic about any one feeling ignored and that will happen if I am inundated anytime soon.

When you get too popular(which I've experienced here and there) it can get very tough. I have a good story about that....

But, that's one of those Jessical Biel sort of dillemmas and the whole world takes out that tiny violin(OR WORSE)

What the hell am I on about??? I had a point just 2 minutes ago!

I must now write a motion to void an illegally obtained order and in between researh i come and talk to you as you are a VERY good LISTENER, blog. You haven't interrupted me, shushed me or yawned, or looked to see if someone more connected is in the room. Bless you, blog.

Just found out this about the the judge that I thought seemed completely corrupt and who ruled corruptly in my case

"Candidate Judge John L. Martinez violated the guidelines by knowingly accepting contributions from lawyers who had cases before him for decision on the merits. The committee found that the contributions in question involved small amounts, comprising a small percentage of the total contributions received by the candidate. "


http://www.lacba.org/showpage.cfm?pageid=89

Figures, is all I can wearily say.

How are you out there? Tell me about your adventures in Oman, and China and India.

I do bite so I can't say that but c'mon world leave me another comment!

Saturday, July 18, 2009

I don't have a title for this post

For the sake of Pete, my neighborhood neighbors over their to the left has not been to visit in eons! Comments are not coming from Magsmadison and lively debate is so not sparked.

What is going on? Shall I post more pics? Perhaps, the defective link thing is making this ... sink. Don't be afraid to tell me that my template is for the birds or that I don't know where to put a comma.

I can take it.

I know I started this blog pretending to be a highly murderous serial killer and that my credibilty suffered when it was discovered that this wasn't exactly who I was. But, now I go on rhyme sprees instead of crime sprees. HA!

The original idea for the blog has now morphed into this kind of cool idea where this innocent person is targeted by this corrupt police unit because of some corrupt hollywood law firm, and they keep trying to see any m.o and they even get a profiler who insists she's doing things she hasn't done or will do things she'd never do. She gets so annoyed by these dolts and their baseless accusations that she indeed becomes a serial killer but a serial killer not in the throes of any dumbass and predictable blood lust, who is well aware of how these dumdum cops "think" and does everything to send them on hilarious goose chases. What a blast. she puts a sock on one foot of one victim and a cowboy hat on his or her head and then the same for the next but then for the third one she puts a tweezer and hairspray by the body and so on and so forth. The victims will all be iredeemable sociopaths ,that she tracks down, so she'll remain sympathetic.

The book or movie will take place all over but mostly in the police station where these clods scramble to make sense of the tweezer etc. When she splays one "victim's" body on a computer desk and then one on a jetski these cops really lose it.

Stef Willen's Disaster, Literally.

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