Could it be?

sooo hot out there and I once again believed in global warming and considered buying a clothe bag. Then, I talked to a nice seeming Barbara on the phone. Chastened? Could be.

So hot that I felt like a grilled cheese with a side of smog dipped into an ashtray and thrown into a fireplace.

That's how hot it is, readers!

I have more so hot analogies as well!