Showing posts with label whatta life. Show all posts
Showing posts with label whatta life. Show all posts

Thursday, August 6, 2009

Gondee spelling reallly kills me, wonder if he's talking about Indeerah or Mohatmomma

I just read an article about this kid Connor Oberst in some Rolling Stone at the doctors. Cover article about Adam Lambert an then this smaller story on this Conner Oberst and I need to check out this Conner Oberst asap cause he sounds like a landsman type and I'm getting more and more intersted in lyrics ,and they call him "hyperverbal" and that made me feel less stigmatized(see psycho donut post below). Connor Oberst is much more interesting than Mr. Lambert but they both seem like decent kids, considering that most their age seem complete imbeciles who text "awesome" to each other all day.

Mr. Oberst goes off about the Leonard Cohen and it makes me want to tell my Leonard Cohen story....

Part 2
My sister was writing her best friend(who she's known on and off for 23 years now which is incredible considering that are pasts are pretty much completely unpresent(HA!)

But, she was writing this friend of hers about the diary we accidentally took from the Staples Copy center. My sister has a black spiral notebook too and so she just thought it was hers and it turned out to be someone else's deepest innermost thoughts and dreams and of course this person is no Anne Frank.

I'll paste the e-mail she sent her friend because I couldn't say it any better, blog aka bff!

My sister e-mail to friend: It was staples not kinkos and the poem/song/abomination is much longer but otherwise she sums it up well.

" I just found a notebook i must have inadvertently taken from someone else at kinkos' any way ,its so disheartening i can hardly type, this person has a master plan to get out a song recorded by an " old school artist" before other record companies do about "Michael Jackson" the song is called "Michael."
"hey Michael where are you
the world is missing you.
hey Michael no matter how near or far ,
you are a shining star, (repeat 2 times)

at a very young age
the world was amazed
when thet saw you on stage
oh shanti oh shanti oh shanti peace on earth (repeat 2 times)

Christine, not only does he intend to unleash the single but he is planning to get investors to back his company ; company's motto will be " like martin Luther dr. and gondee we believe in non villance and that life is the most important theme,and you have to be around to do great things."( word for word ,that's his spelling so yes spelling does count!) huge sigh,all his numbers are in it and credit card info ,his cellphone number is in it so , ive got to call the idiot and tell him i found his lifeplan. "hello is the writer of hey Michael there?" enough of that....it was great talking to you ...

Saturday, August 1, 2009

california, tig notaro is stealing from you!

Flavor of India. Not great not bad. Wouldn't be compelled to go again. ON the menu under the Chicken Tikka Masala that I ordered it said "Dolly Partons favorite" and this was jarring as it didn't do this for any other entree- meaning it didn't say that billy bob thornton's favorite is the korma etc, so I mentioned this to one of the 5 waiters that came by(none Indian!) and he went off on how she comes for lunch on average once a week and eats this chicken tikka masala. I suppose that should have sold me on this dish more and it probably did as I rated the dish a 6 and probably would have given it a 5 if I hadn't read and heard that about Ms. Parton's take on it.

Tons of wretched girls with straightened hair and dressed to the nines walking the santa monica boulevard. Tons of gay guys in form fitting t's and jeans ,flip flops with tanned toes etc.as a child, I never would have suspected that adults are just or even more conformist as kids. I've always been an optimist. Adulthood, as you can imagine has been a grave dissapointment for that reason alone.

It's weird to babble on about my meal and walk when I literally am being targeted by a corrupt government and its shabby minions. That would sound to me to be the paranoid ravings of a madwoman if I didn't write it myself but all I could do is say it and not get offended if someone assumes insanity.

The truth is strong and solid and I think that it stays put no matter what some try to do to it.

Lawyers really are worthy of any joke -- I've never met a more gruesome group-- 5 in a row(not to mention the clowns I've had to endure on the telephone) all because some disturbed bull dyke named Tig Notaro has some pernicious god complex and wants to kill people who would never give her a second thought. I'm very curious to Stef Willen's exact role and my family thinks she is just a coward who got caught up in a bad situation with this 17 and still in junior high loser etc.
. I tend to agree at times and then I realize that she was willing to invent lies that started this all and anyone who can do that is capable of anything. And, she did tell me such horror stories about her roomates and now I think she made it all up and probably told them similarly destructive and false stories about me. Best to never come in contact with Stef Willen is my advice.

Whatta life.

Stef Willen's Disaster, Literally.

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