I can smell those Rite Workers marking down the candy as we chat

But, seriously folks:

No need to bother with make believe this Halloween:

I went as an incompetent stalker, Tig Notaro went as a victim, Dr. Francisco Velarde went as a doctor, The judges went as judges, Gregozek and Hoffman went as Detectives, Felise Cohen Kalpakian and Jennifer Waxler went as human beings,The Benzten Ball went as a laugh riot rather than a lame bust... clearly, it can continue.

Har har har and boo boo boo or some other halloween sounding sounds till next year.

Please check out the other bloggers on this collective for their holloween experiences.