Attention Teenage girls:
Hi there youngsters, I hope you are OK. I must inform you that Nick Kroll has targeted you and is now harassing you as you try to read this Rookie Magazine in peace. You should have no idea so don't feel bad if you hadn't noticed. You see Nick Kroll prides himself on being as cynical and craven as his father, and he wants to be just as successful. So he has plans to build a big business where deception is the key ingredient in his sad grand schemes. Underhanded sales tactics also play a big part in Nick Kroll's desperate quest for fame. He doesn't need fortune so fame is his desperate obsession. I'm sure you have no idea what I'm talking about but this goes out to the Universe or abyss or... so you don't really have to get it just now. You are too young to be saddled with such levels of creepiness as Kroll, anyhow.
You see, kids, Kroll uses a thing called "dupes." Not a big word with teens today, but it should be. Anyway, dear teens, Nick Kroll gets shlepper comedians(shlepper also not big with the kids) or wannabes of all kinds to sell his sleazy goods in whatever way he can. Two of those dupes are a Dave Hill and a Peter Holmes. There are many more. But, in this case Kroll got Hill to slither in to sell you a counterfeit bill of goods.
First, when Nick Kroll via David Hill tried to sell you his deeply lame comedy when it makes no sense that Rookie magazine would be any audience for his special mix of hideousness and lameness-http://www.rookiemag.com/2011/12/internet-for-hermits/
Shame on you Dave Hill, for pulling this kind of shtick in such a ridiculous venue. Parents should not let their kids read Rookie if David Hill is advertising for Kroll there. Ugliness and deceit indeed.
“The Oh Hello Show”
In a world full of ugliness, deceit, and irritating internet
message-board comments, there remains one eternal bright light that—not
unlike scenarios involving all-you-can-eat spaghetti—somehow reminds me
that everything is going to be OK, and maybe even kind of great. This
light I speak of is “The Oh Hello Show,” an alternate universe created
by two of my favorite comedians on the planet, Nick Kroll and John
Mulaney, in which they play Gil Faizon and George St. Geegland, two
50-something Upper West Side divorcées with an affinity for
early-morning doctor appointments, Alan Alda, and cocaine. On the
surface, George and Gil’s world is endlessly mundane. Yet somehow,
thanks in part to the magic of ever-present tweed blazers, mid-afternoon
cocktails, and Steely Dan
on constant repeat, it becomes sublime, addictive even. In short, “The
Oh Hello Show” might be my favorite thing in the world ever. In fact,
the more I think about it, all-you-can-eat spaghetti seems kind of
bullshit in comparison. —Dave Hill
Are you still with me teens!?
Well if you are - I'll solve a small mystery for you.
This is why a cancer scammer with really stupid sounding name - Tig Notaro- showed up and tried to give you advice some time ago. http://www.rookiemag.com/2013/09/ask-a-grown-woman-tig-notaro/
In a World…; on her latest CD, Live ($5 on iTunes); on her science-y podcast, Professor Blastoff; on tour; at next week’s Bentzen Ball,
a comedy festival she curates in Washington, DC; and here on Rookie,
answering your questions about making friends, liking yourself, and what
to do when the worst happens.
You must have wondered why this dried out looking lesbian was showing up but I bet you figured there must be some good reason. Well, there wasn't kids. There were bad reasons but no good ones. You were being played by Nick Kroll once more.
You see not only were you played for a marketing scam but for a cancer scam- Notaro never had cancer-https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yFKSu68pCU
You don't need real cancer to make lots of money off cancer and you don't need talent to get three season of a show when the Kroll name is involved. Hell, you don't need ratings either when Nick Kroll can pulls some very special strings. http://henypire.blogspot.com/2014/03/kroll-show-ratings-issues-have-arisen.html
Not unless she wants to go to prison for a long time for cancer charity fraud is the quick answer. Less quick answers, questions, and revi...
Note: June 14 2016 - Due to Tig Notaro's statements in a Guardian Article, this post is getting tons of hits. I imagine most people do...
Updated: The Tig Notaro cancer scam gets crazier and crazier, as our insane heroine, begins stripping to show mastectomy scars.November 22nd 2015- Update. First, here's the first part of the story, and should give any curious person an idea of why I have a BEE...
Updated again - December 6th 2015. Updates, and links that explain certain questions asked, over time : The embarrassment was too grea...