Friday, March 28, 2014

The Kroll Show's Fraud Ratings Report: Katy Perry, Seth Rogen, Amy Poehler, and Laura Dern didn't help

The Kroll's are famous for their Fraud reports. Recently, they produced coverups reports for Malaysia and Kenya. They go and root out lots of money for themselves corruption, you see. Infected pustules pillars of the community those Krolls.

I will do a much less important fraud report on Nick Kroll's purported ratings. This is an addendum to this spiritually exhausting exhaustive http://henypire.blogspot.com/2014/03/kroll-show-ratings-issues-have-arisen.html


Despite supposedly legitimate publications calling Kroll Show a "hit,"  and even a "smash hit." (Us weekly,)the truth is it's a dismal failure on every level. The chin, talent, and conscience free, Nick Kroll, has access to such spin, and he uses it to cheat the public. It's annoying as hell.

 He can supply the money and influence to present the illusion of a successful three season comedy show, when the truth is that this is just a very rich boy's fantasy come to life on comedy central.

Uh- Mazing!!!


Almost as amazing as his impressive cancer, stalking and kickstarters scams with lesbian comic, Tig Notaro: http://henypire.blogspot.com/2014/02/the-tig-notaro-cancer-scam-gets-even.html

Back to the ratings

Off our anti-hero goes-- Nick Kroll slithers about, and snares pop superstar, Katy Perry. And and she will tweet her millions of Twitter Followers to watch her in her first comedic role. Mark your calenders, folks- March 25th 2014!

 Seth Rogan and Peohler will tweet and promote too and the season finale will finally make a dent in the dismal ratings forecast that even Nick Kroll can't fake. Dern probably is a family friend.

And, Kroll is relentless- displaying his profoundly Un-impressive wares all over the frickin Subways, and all over L.A on billboards, and having Canadian papers trying to sell his scum,  and still -- look at these ratings for Kroll Show's, " Star Studded Season Finale."


The formatting got screwy but that's 840,000 viewers and a  0.5 Demographic. Kim Of Queens did better! Sponge Bob beat his ass! American Restoration drew more viewers! Clashes in the Ozarks were of more interest to our American TV viewers??!

http://tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com/2014/03/26/tuesday-cable-ratings-the-game-wins-night-teen-mom-ii-the-little-couple-tosh-0-are-you-the-one-more/248172/



KIM OF QUEENS LIF 10:00 PM 1198 0.5
J HENSON CREATURE SHOP SYFY 10:00 PM 1121 0.5
KROLL SHOW CMDY 10:30 PM 840 0.5
CLASH OF THE OZARKS DISC 10:00 PM 1291 0.5
SpongeBob NICK 7:30 AM 1772 0.5
Chopped FOOD 8:00 PM 1117 0.4
American Restoration HIST 10:00 PM 1171 0.4


From Zap to it. The show before.

NICK 5:30 PM 2234 0.5
CLASH OF THE OZARKS DISC 10:00 PM 1348 0.5
TOSH.O CMDY 9:30 PM 815 0.5
Teen Mom II SSN5 MTV 9:00 PM 826 0.5
SQUIDBILLIES ADSM 1:00 AM 1052 0.5
CHRISLEY KNOWS BEST USA 10:30 PM 943 0.5
KROLL SHOW CMDY 10:30 PM 783 0.5





















































































































































































































































SANJAY & CRAIG NICK 4:30 PM 1532 0.4
CONTAINER WARS TRU 10:30 PM 1047 0.4
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impressive wares all over Subways, and on Billboards that litter L.A and
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