Suhh dramatic and scary things are always happening to these two twisted ladies. I only knew Willen for 3 months but in that short time... I learned that the roommates(who seemed like lovely girls - Guylene and Michelle) were constantly involved in violent fights with each other. Willen told me that Guylene might seem nice but was actually a virulent racist and antisemite when I wasn't around. And, since know I don't believe one word of that was true... What the hell kind of lies was she telling them about me? I liked them. They liked me. But a month in Willen seemed pleased to tell me that they suddenly disliked me and didn't want me around... At that point I was looking at them as two freaks and didn't care cause Willen kept turning them into freaks with her tales of their violence, antisemitism etc.
Four months into knowing psychopath, Willen, but not knowing yet she was a pychopath - I got this email. The email struck me as odd, back then, only because she had told me that she had not spoken to Tig Notaro in years and it had ended on bad terms... So out of nowhere she's in a bar with her. As someone who has never felt jealousy this did not affect me. And, had I been a jealous type I would not be jealous of some situation where I was told that Notaro had rejected her years ago and they hadn't spoken since... But that aside, I assumed Stef Willen had a dramatic night out. Now considering what know of both of them.... OMG what fucking nutcases.
In a message dated
4/21/2007 2:28:35 PM Pacific Daylight Time,
> swillen@gmail.com writes to alisa spitzberg:
> alisa,
> back now at my place. had a crazy night. went to the normadie room
> with tig and her friend from denver. we wanted to show her friend a
> nice, quiet bar and at the end of the evening a birthday girl calledd tig a "fucking dyke" for eating a
> piece of her cake, then the girl threw cake at her, and yelled at me,
> then the next thing we knew she was thowing beer mugs at
> people's foreheads and three girls walked out bleeding from the head,
> two abulences came and she started punching some other girl
> up against the glass, then she actually dove out the glass,
> shattering it, cutting herself and ran down the street. a fire truck
> then came and we were all asked to help the police find a girl running
> down santa monica. i told an officer, "shes wearing an a tshirit > shirt and she's bleeding. good luck."
> swillen@gmail.com writes to alisa spitzberg:
> alisa,
> back now at my place. had a crazy night. went to the normadie room
> with tig and her friend from denver. we wanted to show her friend a
> nice, quiet bar and at the end of the evening a birthday girl calledd tig a "fucking dyke" for eating a
> piece of her cake, then the girl threw cake at her, and yelled at me,
> then the next thing we knew she was thowing beer mugs at
> people's foreheads and three girls walked out bleeding from the head,
> two abulences came and she started punching some other girl
> up against the glass, then she actually dove out the glass,
> shattering it, cutting herself and ran down the street. a fire truck
> then came and we were all asked to help the police find a girl running
> down santa monica. i told an officer, "shes wearing an a tshirit > shirt and she's bleeding. good luck."
From an interview
she (notaro) just did- check to see if this really happened
My joke is- well,
then just call the doll Becky. Some people got up during the set and
walked out. I asked them, ‘Where are you headed?’ and they said
‘Maybe you’ll think twice before you make fun of people.’ One
of the woman pointed at somebody she was with and was like, ‘He
just got over cancer...’ I was so baffled, so confused. Everybody
was baffled! I don’t know where they read in that I was saying,
‘Haha you have cancer.’ Nowhere. I don’t know where it came
about. So, they left and started yelling with the owner of the bar,
it turned into a brawl and the cops came. I was still on stage this
whole time. A fist fight broke out... This is all during my set. I
had to stay focused and talk to audience while people were pinning
each other down and screaming. And one of the guys that left, the
police broke his leg while they were holding him down.”
from martha
kelly's blog
Portland
threw us a curveball which we caught and re-threw into a jewelry
store, breaking the window and setting off the alarm system. When the
cops came we pleaded not guilty by reason of Steve's beard, and as
per usual they let us walk.
I tried to
rush Tig and Steve out right after the Super 7 show. Tig's response
to being rushed goes something like "Oh, uh-uh, no. I won't be
talked to like that" and then she walks away. I got mad at her
and we had our first and so far only fight while Steve obliviously
fingered Japanese toys at the back of the store. I thought we might
not speak to each other for hours but our fight ended as abruptly as
it started when Tig sassed a panhandler outside the store. She
countered his long and winding road of a story with "Hold on a
minute sir, I've got a story for YOU." Then she told him about
her dad the security guard who lives in a basement in Baltimore. Tour
Number Two, Update Number One
Dear Crackpot
Blog,
First stop:
Ontario, CA. We left an hour late due to a combination of me being
an hour late and no one having the balls to leave without me. To
make up on time, Tig almost rear-ended a guy. I screamed, Tig
objected, Steve overruled the objection. Sidetrack: on the first
tour, people not liking other people's driving was a big issue. The
people who didn't like my driving were against hearing "whoa-oh!"
every time we took a corner over 30 mph. The people who didn't like
Tig's driving were disturbed by her combination of speeding and
saying things like "I'm not afraid of dying" and "Nothing
really matters anyway."
from some other invertiew
Tig
Well, we
almost got our asses kicked last night. We stayed at this guy’s
house who literally went crazy while we were staying there and almost
murdered us, so it’s not really as fun as it sounds.
Martha
I didn’t stay there. That’s probably why I think it’s fun.
Tig
Yeah.
Poems to tig on
Willen blog. Evidence available to show that these “poems are
written by willen and are to Mathilde.
Aug
4 2008 8:21 PM do you know you are in kjell's top friends? things are really looking up for you! congrats on that AND the new horse. |
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29 2008 4:05 PM 80 degrees, sunny, mariposa st., sushi dinner, swim in the hot springs tomorrow on our drive up to aspen, comedy festival dinner party friday night, hike saturday morning in the mountains, tell jokes for 15 minutes saturday night and make monthly income for june, take sunday off to hang out in aspen with friends, fly home to LA to shoot 2 more episodes. thankfully a couple of vacations are coming up after this hectic schedule. |
On willen’s my space one right after she lied for her in
the restraining order.(may 29) brian Whitaker Benefited from false
testimony- getting big gigs after doing nothing but open mics. No
youtube views. Obvious.
Nov
2 2008 5:03 AM great workin' with ya tig - thanks again, nice riff with "sparkles |
Her
blogs etc.- admissions of false allegations, memory problems,
morality problems ect.
False
Allegations.
in
unrelated news, my plan to start a band fell apart. turns out our
lead guitarist was on smack. i'm not even really sure what "smack"
is exactly, but i know that she was on it because people said things
like, "i
literally think she's on smack." i still hear from our night
ranger-style singer/drummer laura silverman daily accusing me of
firing her and demanding to be back in the band.
..
git!martha and i worked really hard on the crackpot tour. this means
that basically she was in a constant state of panic but signed all of
her emails to me with "can't wait. this is gonna be great."
lied
until it was true
its
just a rumor, so you best start gettin excited. a few years back, i
stopped cycling. not intentionally, it just happened. maybe you never
even knew i cycled at all. if that's the case, then boy do you have
some catching up to do. anyway, i would do local rides and long
distance rides. other countries, state to state, down to the beach
and back or just to the store to buy a new purse or a fun shade of
lipstick. i have been missing cycling so much. there is a great deal
of focus in cycling. every monday
and friday morning, before my friend stef goes to work (around the
corner from my house), we take walks around town or down by the ocean
together and discuss all things. i'd
say they are interesting conversations, but i can't help but dread
the thought of ever having to read a transcript of our talks.
was
about me going back to my hometown in mississippi after the hurricane
and living w/my family in the destruction, with
day to day old family issues causing flashbacks from my past
i'll
see what i can remember. i have a horrible memory and tend to get
easily distracted. it's not always the best thing to take walks down
memory lane w/me. it's not horrible, it's just not always great.
chances are, you don't even look remotely familiar to me and your
name does not ring any name bells. this includes immediate family
members too. here we go w/memory lane 2 or so weeks back. my friend
tommy came into town and stayed with me for several days.
Morality
problems
it's
a lovely time, really. the dvd "operation googsie" will be
for sale one day w/all money going to charity OR right up my nose. i
haven't decided yet..... in other hurricane news, a little over a
year ago, hbo had approached me to pitch/develop a show with them.
the show i worked on
.kyle
was telling me last night that they are as lucky to have me as i am
to have them. he's a
Kyles
a nice friend. you
need people around you that are THAT comfortable with lying right to
your face
Manipulates
Martha- last on list and only “likes her.” Etc.
it was written by my good friends
tom sharpe (i love you tom) and martha kelly (i like you martha).
you'll
also see chris fairbanks, scott aukerman, bj porter, ruby wendell,
joe wagner, martha
Prone
exaggeration and no regard for truth
kyle
and i are still writing like crazy. crazy being like 2 or 3 times a
week. it usually takes us a good 2 hours before we start actually
writing because we like to gossip about ourselves to one another and
then we usually eat a nice healthy raw meal. this makes me happy and
it makes him complain about starving and then he usually heats up a
pizza at 3am and complains about eating
a pizza at 3am and how i should have stopped him. we have about 10
sketches/shorts we are hoping to get filmed in the months to come.
"months
to come" could mean whatever you want it to. i want it to mean
"soon."
i'm leaving for new york in a couple of days. i'm really excited
about hanging out w/my nyc folk. i have very little time and it will
no doubt be spent w/kevin williams, dave hill and nick kroll. it's
hard going to different cities all the time because i know so many
people. memory lane-type stuff comes up. i'm not always good at it
knew that
From
interview- intimidating martha
Tape
wheezy swish youtube.= show notaro’s demeanor
Weekend
of My “rage”—this is the weekend in the police report where I
became “enraged” – this is the invented motive but I have the
e-mails.
Willlen
writes this:
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okay
im nearly done, time to start remaking
myself, your self-improvment idea is makinga lot of sense to me. and are you jealous that Im making tigdinner?
myself, your self-improvment idea is makinga lot of sense to me. and are you jealous that Im making tigdinner?
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btw:since
im getting to know you better, i presume that you are going
to
say,"you want me to be jealous of tig" ---you have made those kind of
statements in the past.
say,"you want me to be jealous of tig" ---you have made those kind of
statements in the past.
I
write this in response:
On
5/4/07, Alisaspitz@aol.com wrote:
> what are you making for dinner? goodwill is having a cinco damayo sale sat
> and sunday.
>
> what are you making for dinner? goodwill is having a cinco damayo sale sat
> and sunday.
>
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salad
and snacks. just got up. are you at teh goodwill?
On 5/5/07, Alisaspitz@aol.com wrote:
On 5/5/07, Alisaspitz@aol.com
scored
some great stuff. hope your dinner was good
In
a message dated 5/5/2007 3:00:09 PM Pacific Daylight Time,
swillen@gmail.com writes:
swillen@gmail.com writes:
twas
good. how was the gogue? and what kind of fashion did you find
for yourself? i made tig read your pig poem and she liked it a lot. I hope you don’t mind.
for yourself? i made tig read your pig poem and she liked it a lot. I hope you don’t mind.
On 5/5/07, Alisaspitz@aol.com
> didnt' go to gogue. shopped and worked in between. unbeilevable what we
> bought for the money. I have two jackets now and a genuine cool wardrobe. .
> unreal. don't mind if tig reads the poem.
Willen
then writes:
>
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well too late to call you now...its 3:30 am. went with tig to do a set
for 70 christians in orange county. very interesting. she thought
she'd bomb, but she did great. then we hit the normandie room and met
some really gross lesbian couple that told us they were lawyers
within 5 seconds of meeting us. they were disgusting, they were eating
burritos there and one of them kept belching these burrito/salsa
burps. i guess it was her contribute to cinco de mayo.
In response I wrote this.
On
5/6/07,
Alisaspitz@aol.com
wrote:
awesome. sounds fun
awesome. sounds fun
In
response willen writes:
>In a message dated 5/6/2007 1:42:11 PM Pacific Daylight Time, swillen@gmail.com writes:
>In a message dated 5/6/2007 1:42:11 PM Pacific Daylight Time, swillen@gmail.com writes:
what
are
you doing? trying your best to be overly-transparent? you're
clearly upset. cause i didnt call you back that day? cause ive been
unavailable the last couple days? cause i was hanging out with my
friend, tig? i dont know. i just think its a little ridiculous and am
clearly upset. cause i didnt call you back that day? cause ive been
unavailable the last couple days? cause i was hanging out with my
friend, tig? i dont know. i just think its a little ridiculous and am
wanting
to know what, exactly, is going on.
.I respond to this On 5/6/07, Alisaspitz@aol.com <Alisaspitz@aol.com> wrote:
I've had a really charmed weekend and I am utterly baffled by your letter.
We seem to really not be able to understand eachother and I think it just
feels pointless at this point. We had a sometimes fun fling and I think we
> both agree that it has come to its rightful end. I wish you the best, and
> feel that with your talent you will be fine.
>
.I respond to this On 5/6/07, Alisaspitz@aol.com <Alisaspitz@aol.com> wrote:
I've had a really charmed weekend and I am utterly baffled by your letter.
We seem to really not be able to understand eachother and I think it just
feels pointless at this point. We had a sometimes fun fling and I think we
> both agree that it has come to its rightful end. I wish you the best, and
> feel that with your talent you will be fine.
>
In a
message dated
5/6/2007 5:12:09 PM Pacific Daylight Time,
swillen@gmail.com writes:
- you dont think your four-word answers what was to my last couple emails were
unusual for our correspondance? fine if its true that you are beingtotally honest and have no hostility towards me, then i did
misunderstand, but my gut says that once again you are being
overly-sensitive/jealous. if i responded to you that way, i would
expect that you too would say, ''whats going on wiht her." and of
course you once again are declaring and end to things. this is absurd.
fine. all i did was check in to see going on.
I responded to that with this - On 5/6/07, Alisaspitz@aol.comwrote:
im
off to meet anna and her friends at the Abbey so this will be short.
Your
gut
is just plain wrong. I answered your e-mail with not much words
because
I was in a hurry and even if I wasn't I just didn't
know what to say about
gross lesbians belching. We just have different
backgrounds or something and
we
are not compatible as friends etc. why are you acting so upset? I'm
completely dumbfounded by your hostility. It is totally
not fun anymore for
me
and I'm trying to end it nicely.
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you do too have something to
say about gross lesbians belching. you always do. i tell you about gross lesbians all the time and you comment on them. you know you have drastically curtailed your messages to me in the last couple days, and its weird that it coincides witht the time i hung out with tig for two days straight. this is very similar to when you wouldnt admit what going to the "bathroom" meant when we were at teh coach and horses, and i am sick of drawing the truth out of you because you cant be big enough to admit anything. im not hostile, im annoyed. you are almost laughable: "its not fun for me anymore, and im trying to end it nicely." whats not fun? we didnt even have a fight. i noticed you were being weird and short so i called you on it. what happened in those two days that made it so unfun for you.? if i had to guess what you are doing with that last sentence, "It is totally not fun anymore for me and I'm trying to end it nicely. " id guess you are trying to gain some kind of control so you dont feel like a complete patsy, as you say. and just so you know, i am fine with ending things, i just wish that you would own up to your shit and be honest, but then again, that would make me attracted to you, so maybe its best you keep being phony. I I wrote back On 5/7/07, Alisaspitz@aol.com My goodness, you are not just nuts you are bad, and full of cliches. though it is amusing to see you make up all kinds of scenerios to convince yourself of what you want to be convinced of-- I want you out of my life. I don't want to be rude but I am not attracted to you anymore and frankly find you intolerable and grotesque. you are obviously very upset and I can' t pretend that I care. I don't think I ever really did. My first impression of you as a creep should have been my last but I was bored.SCRAM |
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>wow. you are amazing. so... im to believe that
you are no longer
attracted to me anymore and find me tolerable and grotesque
you are such a fucking insecure liar. sorry you had to fake end things
scram? fucking pathetic. i willl, gladly.
>
attracted to me anymore and find me tolerable and grotesque
you are such a fucking insecure liar. sorry you had to fake end things
scram? fucking pathetic. i willl, gladly.
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you
are hilarious.
On 5/7/07, Alisaspitz@aol.com wrote:
> I simply am no longer attracted to you. These things happen. You should try
> to understand this: good people want to beleive the best of people and they
> will give bad people chances but your chances ran out. No need to get so
> ugly. Beleive me I could decimate you if I wanted to but I just don't have
> the need to tell the truth to a tiresome cliche. Now, be
> gone.________________________________
On 5/7/07, Alisaspitz@aol.com
> I simply am no longer attracted to you. These things happen. You should try
> to understand this: good people want to beleive the best of people and they
> will give bad people chances but your chances ran out. No need to get so
> ugly. Beleive me I could decimate you if I wanted to but I just don't have
> the need to tell the truth to a tiresome cliche. Now, be
> gone.________________________________
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working....
who'd you meet?
On 6/18/07, Alisaspitz@aol.com wrote:
> >
> I don't know how to set up my voice mail yet so i have 2 messages but have
> no idea how to hear them or who sent them. ADD i'm sure. These things are
> near impossible for me. how was your weekend.
. when do you want to do the key thing?
>
>
who'd you meet?
On 6/18/07, Alisaspitz@aol.com
>
> I don't know how to set up my voice mail yet so i have 2 messages but have
> no idea how to hear them or who sent them. ADD i'm sure. These things are
> near impossible for me. how was your weekend.
. when do you want to do the key thing?
>
>
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>this
is her latest. again, these are the nice emails. ill dig up a bad
one for you. what a nut.
>
> ________________________________
one for you. what a nut.
>
> ________________________________
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truly,
sorry about that. but you know i think you're a nut anyway, so
i guess nothing new there.
On 7/18/07, Alisaspitz@aol.com wrote:
> In a message dated 7/18/2007 12:20:15 PM Pacific Daylight Time,
> swillen@gmail.com writes:> this is her latest. again, these are the nice emails. ill dig up a bad
> one for you. what a nut.
i guess nothing new there.
On 7/18/07, Alisaspitz@aol.com
> In a message dated 7/18/2007 12:20:15 PM Pacific Daylight Time,
> swillen@gmail.com writes:> this is her latest. again, these are the nice emails. ill dig up a bad
> one for you. what a nut.
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THIS
IS WHAT TIG SAID:
if it's sold out i won't be able to get you in, but look at my dates, tell
me when you want to come and i'll let you know what works.
I TOO BUSY TO CHECK
On 3/12/07, stephanie Willen wrote:
> i doubt she can get us on tonight....i emailed and asked what would be >
a good show to go to--ie, where she can get us on the list in time.
i
> really want you to do open mic!
>
> On 3/12/07, Alisaspitz@aol.com wrote:
> >
> > >
>. tell me if were on for the
> > largo thing tonight or I'll do an open mic. I'm off to do some errands be
> > back in 2 hours or so.
> > how is work?
> >
> >
> > ________________________________
> > AOL now offers free email to everyone. Find out more about what's free from
if it's sold out i won't be able to get you in, but look at my dates, tell
me when you want to come and i'll let you know what works.
I TOO BUSY TO CHECK
On 3/12/07, stephanie Willen
> i doubt she can get us on tonight....i emailed and asked what would be
> really want you to do open mic!
>
> On 3/12/07, Alisaspitz@aol.com
> >
> >
> > largo thing tonight or I'll do an open mic. I'm off to do some errands be
> > back in 2 hours or so.
> > how is work?
> >
> >
> > ________________________________
> > AOL now offers free email to everyone. Find out more about what's free from
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so
tonights show doesnt say sold out? none of them do? also, we
couldalways
just go hang out at the improv or whatevs with
her
and you
could "schmmoooz"
On 3/12/07, Alisaspitz@aol.com wrote:
>
>
> I checked her myspace and It's mostly TBA type things or too far awy. Oh
> well. She knows so many people I sort of know.
> when I did that show in austin with that lisa delarious girl we booked zach
> galifini...kis's brother( mike? or steve?) to read a short story. small
> world. Do you have a myspace page?
>
could "schmmoooz"
On 3/12/07, Alisaspitz@aol.com
>
>
> I checked her myspace and It's mostly TBA type things or too far awy. Oh
> well. She knows so many people I sort of know.
> when I did that show in austin with that lisa delarious girl we booked zach
> galifini...kis's brother( mike? or steve?) to read a short story. small
> world. Do you have a myspace page?
>
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please
call me when you get home so i know that you did and please
write your jokes down and im going to get tracy's video camera and im
going to find a cigar bar then im going to call it a day.
write your jokes down and im going to get tracy's video camera and im
going to find a cigar bar then im going to call it a day.
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Re: please lets change the subject. Janice is sort
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im
at tracys trying to find a restaurant that you can smoke at--no pun
intended. ive asked, and its okay to take the video camera. its been
a while, do you want to hang out tonight? i have several
options......please
let me
know. you are welcome to accompany me and wittness this mess. also,
we wont be doing anything til after you do your open mic, wherever
that ends up to
be.
I
write willen:
Good luck in your
search. Just make sure you don't lose my mothers tape or the
comedy tape. I don't have copies. when you get back we'll send
eachother the stuff back in the mail.
thanks,
alisa
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