Tuesday, January 5, 2016

Tig Notaro and Stef Willen's quaint little false accusation problems didn't stop Nick Kroll from scoring both - HIGHLY suspicious book deals for NON FICTION

Suhh dramatic and scary things are always happening to these two twisted ladies.  I only knew Willen for 3 months but in that short time... I learned that the roommates(who seemed like lovely girls - Guylene and Michelle) were constantly involved in violent fights with each other. Willen told me that Guylene might seem nice but was actually a virulent racist and antisemite when I wasn't around. And, since know I don't believe one word of that was true... What the hell kind of lies was she telling them about me? I liked them. They liked me. But a month in Willen seemed pleased to tell me that they suddenly disliked me and didn't want me around... At that point I was looking at them as two freaks and didn't care cause Willen kept turning them into freaks with her tales of their violence, antisemitism etc. 

Four months into knowing psychopath, Willen, but not knowing yet she was a pychopath - I got this email. The email struck me as odd, back then, only because she had told me that she had not spoken to Tig Notaro in years and it had ended on bad terms... So out of nowhere she's in a bar with her. As someone who has never felt jealousy this did not affect me. And, had I been a jealous type I would not be jealous of some situation where I was told that Notaro had rejected her years ago and they hadn't spoken since... But that aside, I assumed Stef Willen had a dramatic night out. Now considering what  know of both of them.... OMG what fucking nutcases.

In a message dated 4/21/2007 2:28:35 PM Pacific Daylight Time,
> swillen@gmail.com writes to alisa spitzberg:
> alisa,
> back now at my place. had a crazy night. went to the normadie room
> with tig and her friend from denver. we wanted to show her friend a
> nice, quiet bar and at the end of the evening a birthday girl calledd tig a "fucking dyke" for eating a
> piece of her cake, then the girl threw cake at her, and yelled at me,
> then the next thing we knew she was thowing beer mugs at
> people's foreheads and three girls walked out bleeding from the head,
> two abulences came and she started punching some other girl
> up against the glass, then she actually dove out the glass,
> shattering it, cutting herself and ran down the street. a fire truck
> then came and we were all asked to help the police find a girl running
> down santa monica. i told an officer, "shes wearing an a tshirit > shirt and she's bleeding. good luck."

From an interview she (notaro) just did- check to see if this really happened
My joke is- well, then just call the doll Becky. Some people got up during the set and walked out. I asked them, ‘Where are you headed?’ and they said ‘Maybe you’ll think twice before you make fun of people.’ One of the woman pointed at somebody she was with and was like, ‘He just got over cancer...’ I was so baffled, so confused. Everybody was baffled! I don’t know where they read in that I was saying, ‘Haha you have cancer.’ Nowhere. I don’t know where it came about. So, they left and started yelling with the owner of the bar, it turned into a brawl and the cops came. I was still on stage this whole time. A fist fight broke out... This is all during my set. I had to stay focused and talk to audience while people were pinning each other down and screaming. And one of the guys that left, the police broke his leg while they were holding him down.”
from martha kelly's blog

 Portland threw us a curveball which we caught and re-threw into a jewelry store, breaking the window and setting off the alarm system. When the cops came we pleaded not guilty by reason of Steve's beard, and as per usual they let us walk.
 I tried to rush Tig and Steve out right after the Super 7 show. Tig's response to being rushed goes something like "Oh, uh-uh, no. I won't be talked to like that" and then she walks away. I got mad at her and we had our first and so far only fight while Steve obliviously fingered Japanese toys at the back of the store. I thought we might not speak to each other for hours but our fight ended as abruptly as it started when Tig sassed a panhandler outside the store. She countered his long and winding road of a story with "Hold on a minute sir, I've got a story for YOU." Then she told him about her dad the security guard who lives in a basement in Baltimore. Tour Number Two, Update Number One
Dear Crackpot Blog,
First stop: Ontario, CA. We left an hour late due to a combination of me being an hour late and no one having the balls to leave without me. To make up on time, Tig almost rear-ended a guy. I screamed, Tig objected, Steve overruled the objection. Sidetrack: on the first tour, people not liking other people's driving was a big issue. The people who didn't like my driving were against hearing "whoa-oh!" every time we took a corner over 30 mph. The people who didn't like Tig's driving were disturbed by her combination of speeding and saying things like "I'm not afraid of dying" and "Nothing really matters anyway."



from some other invertiew
Tig Well, we almost got our asses kicked last night. We stayed at this guy’s house who literally went crazy while we were staying there and almost murdered us, so it’s not really as fun as it sounds.
Martha I didn’t stay there. That’s probably why I think it’s fun.
Tig Yeah.

Poems to tig on Willen blog. Evidence available to show that these “poems are written by willen and are to Mathilde.

Aug 4 2008 8:21 PM

do you know you are in kjell's top friends? things are really looking up for you! congrats on that AND the new horse.

May 29 2008 4:05 PM

80 degrees, sunny, mariposa st., sushi dinner, swim in the hot springs tomorrow on our drive up to aspen, comedy festival dinner party friday night, hike saturday morning in the mountains, tell jokes for 15 minutes saturday night and make monthly income for june, take sunday off to hang out in aspen with friends, fly home to LA to shoot 2 more episodes. thankfully a couple of vacations are coming up after this hectic schedule.

On willen’s my space one right after she lied for her in the restraining order.(may 29) brian Whitaker Benefited from false testimony- getting big gigs after doing nothing but open mics. No youtube views. Obvious.
Nov 2 2008 5:03 AM

great workin' with ya tig - thanks again, nice riff with "sparkles


Her blogs etc.- admissions of false allegations, memory problems, morality problems ect.
False Allegations.
in unrelated news, my plan to start a band fell apart. turns out our lead guitarist was on smack. i'm not even really sure what "smack" is exactly, but i know that she was on it because people said things like, "i literally think she's on smack." i still hear from our night ranger-style singer/drummer laura silverman daily accusing me of firing her and demanding to be back in the band.

.. git!martha and i worked really hard on the crackpot tour. this means that basically she was in a constant state of panic but signed all of her emails to me with "can't wait. this is gonna be great." lied until it was true

its just a rumor, so you best start gettin excited. a few years back, i stopped cycling. not intentionally, it just happened. maybe you never even knew i cycled at all. if that's the case, then boy do you have some catching up to do. anyway, i would do local rides and long distance rides. other countries, state to state, down to the beach and back or just to the store to buy a new purse or a fun shade of lipstick. i have been missing cycling so much. there is a great deal of focus in cycling. every monday and friday morning, before my friend stef goes to work (around the corner from my house), we take walks around town or down by the ocean together and discuss all things. i'd say they are interesting conversations, but i can't help but dread the thought of ever having to read a transcript of our talks.

was about me going back to my hometown in mississippi after the hurricane and living w/my family in the destruction, with day to day old family issues causing flashbacks from my past

i'll see what i can remember. i have a horrible memory and tend to get easily distracted. it's not always the best thing to take walks down memory lane w/me. it's not horrible, it's just not always great. chances are, you don't even look remotely familiar to me and your name does not ring any name bells. this includes immediate family members too. here we go w/memory lane 2 or so weeks back. my friend tommy came into town and stayed with me for several days.

Morality problems

it's a lovely time, really. the dvd "operation googsie" will be for sale one day w/all money going to charity OR right up my nose. i haven't decided yet..... in other hurricane news, a little over a year ago, hbo had approached me to pitch/develop a show with them. the show i worked on
.kyle was telling me last night that they are as lucky to have me as i am to have them. he's a

Kyles a nice friend. you need people around you that are THAT comfortable with lying right to your face

Manipulates Martha- last on list and only “likes her.” Etc.
it was written by my good friends tom sharpe (i love you tom) and martha kelly (i like you martha).

you'll also see chris fairbanks, scott aukerman, bj porter, ruby wendell, joe wagner, martha

Prone exaggeration and no regard for truth

kyle and i are still writing like crazy. crazy being like 2 or 3 times a week. it usually takes us a good 2 hours before we start actually writing because we like to gossip about ourselves to one another and then we usually eat a nice healthy raw meal. this makes me happy and it makes him complain about starving and then he usually heats up a pizza at 3am and complains about eating a pizza at 3am and how i should have stopped him. we have about 10 sketches/shorts we are hoping to get filmed in the months to come. "months to come" could mean whatever you want it to. i want it to mean "soon." i'm leaving for new york in a couple of days. i'm really excited about hanging out w/my nyc folk. i have very little time and it will no doubt be spent w/kevin williams, dave hill and nick kroll. it's hard going to different cities all the time because i know so many people. memory lane-type stuff comes up. i'm not always good at it knew that

From interview- intimidating martha
Tape wheezy swish youtube.= show notaro’s demeanor




Weekend of My “rage”—this is the weekend in the police report where I became “enraged” – this is the invented motive but I have the e-mails.


Willlen writes this:





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Date:
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okay im nearly done, time to start remaking
myself, your self-improvment idea is making
a lot of sense to me. and are you jealous that Im making tigdinner?

Then willen writes this before I can or would respond:




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Date:
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btw:since im getting to know you better, i presume that you are going to
say,"
you want me to be jealous of tig" ---you have made those kind of
statements in the past.


I write this in response:
On 5/4/07, Alisaspitz@aol.com wrote:
> what are you making for dinner? goodwill is having a cinco damayo sale sat
> and sunday.

>
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salad and snacks. just got up. are you at teh goodwill?
On 5/5/07, Alisaspitz@aol.com wrote:
scored some great stuff. hope your dinner was good

In a message dated 5/5/2007 3:00:09 PM Pacific Daylight Time,
swillen@gmail.com writes:

twas good. how was the gogue? and what kind of fashion did you find
for yourself? i made tig read your pig poem and she liked it a lot. I hope you don’t mind.



On 5/5/07, Alisaspitz@aol.com wrote:


> didnt' go to gogue. shopped and worked in between. unbeilevable what we
> bought for the money. I have two jackets now and a genuine cool wardrobe. .
> unreal. don't mind if tig reads the poem.

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>




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well too late to call you now...its 3:30 am. went with tig to do a set
for 70 christians in orange county. very interesting. she thought
she'd bomb, but she did great. then we hit the normandie
room and met
some really gross lesbian couple that told  us they were lawyers
within 5 seconds of meeting us. they were disgusting, they were eating
burritos there and one of them kept belching these burrito/salsa
burps. i guess it was her contribute to cinco de mayo.

In response I wrote this.
On 5/6/07, Alisaspitz@aol.com wrote:

awesome. sounds fun

In response willen writes:
>In a message dated 5/6/2007 1:42:11 PM Pacific Daylight Time, swillen@gmail.com writes:
what are you doing? trying your best to be overly-transparent? you're
clearly upset. cause i didnt call you back that day? cause ive been
unavailable the last couple days? cause i was hanging out with my
friend, tig? i dont know. i just
think its a little ridiculous and am
wanting to know what, exactly, is going on.
.I respond to this On 5/6/07, Alisaspitz@aol.com <Alisaspitz@aol.com> wrote:

I've had a really charmed weekend and I am utterly baffled by your letter.
We seem to really not be able to understand eachother and I think it just
feels pointless at this point. We had a sometimes fun fling and I think we
> both agree that it has come to its rightful end. I wish you the best, and
> feel that with your talent you will be fine.
>

In a message dated 5/6/2007 5:12:09 PM Pacific Daylight Time, swillen@gmail.com writes:
  • you dont think your four-word  answers what was to my last couple emails were
    unusual for our correspondance
    ? fine if its true that you are beingtotally honest and have no hostility towards me, then i did
    misunderstand, but my
    gut says that once again you are being
    overly-sensitive/jealous. if i responded to you that way, i would
    expect that you too would say, ''whats going on wiht her."  and of
    course you once again are declaring and end to things. this is absurd.
    fine. all i did was check in to see going on.
    I responded to that with this - On 5/6/07, Alisaspitz@aol.com wrote:

im off to meet anna and her friends at the Abbey so this will be short. Your
gut is just plain wrong. I answered your e-mail with not much words because
I was in a hurry and even if I wasn't I just didn't know what to say about
gross lesbians belching. We just have different backgrounds or something and
we are not compatible as friends etc. why are you acting so upset? I'm
completely dumbfounded by your hostility. It is totally not fun anymore for
me and I'm trying to end it nicely.






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you do too have something to say about gross lesbians belching. you
always do. i tell you about gross lesbians all the time and you
comment on them. you know  you have drastically curtailed your
messages to me in the last couple days, and its weird that it
coincides witht the time i hung out with tig for two days straight.
this is very similar to when you wouldnt admit what going to the
"bathroom" meant when we were at teh coach and horses, and i am sick
of drawing the truth out of you because you cant be big enough to
admit anything. im not hostile, im annoyed.  you are almost laughable:
"its not fun for me anymore, and im trying to end it nicely." whats
not fun? we didnt even have a fight. i noticed you were being weird
and short so i called you on it. what happened in those two days that
made it so unfun for you.? if i had to guess what you are doing with
that  last sentence,  "It is totally not fun anymore for me and I'm
trying to end it nicely. " id guess you are trying to gain some kind
of control so you dont feel like a complete patsy, as you say.

and just so you know, i am fine with ending things, i just wish that
you would own up to your shit and be honest, but then again, that
would make me attracted to you, so maybe its best you keep being
phony.




I I wrote back On 5/7/07, Alisaspitz@aol.com wrote:

My goodness, you are not just nuts you are bad, and full of cliches. though
it is amusing to see you make up all kinds of scenerios to convince yourself
of what you want to be convinced of-- I want you out of my life. I don't
want to be rude but I am not attracted to you anymore  and frankly find you
intolerable and grotesque. you are obviously very upset and I can' t pretend
that I care. I don't think I ever really did. My first impression of you as
a creep should have been my last but I was bored.SCRAM





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Date:
5/7/2007 9:28:26 AM Pacific Daylight Time
From:
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>wow. you are amazing. so... im to believe that you are no longer
attracted to me anymore
and find me tolerable and grotesque
you are such a fucking insecure
liar. sorry you had to fake end things
scram? fucking pathetic. i willl, gladly.


>
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Date:
5/7 3:03 PM
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you are hilarious.

On 5/7/07, Alisaspitz@aol.com wrote:

> I simply am no longer attracted to you. These things happen.  You should try
> to understand this: good people want to beleive the best of people and they
> will give bad people  chances but your chances ran out. No need to get so
> ugly. Beleive me I could decimate you if I wanted to but I just don't have
> the need to tell the truth to a tiresome cliche. 
Now, be
> gone.
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6/18 12:35 PM
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working....
who'd you meet?
On 6/18/07, Alisaspitz@aol.com wrote:
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>
> I don't know how to set up my voice mail yet so i have 2 messages but have
> no idea how to hear them or who sent them. ADD i'm sure.  These things are
> near impossible for me. how was your weekend.
. when do you want to do the key thing?
>

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>this is her latest. again, these are the nice emails. ill dig up a bad
one for you. what a nut.
>
> ________________________________





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truly, sorry about that. but you know i think you're a nut anyway, so
i guess nothing new there.

On 7/18/07, Alisaspitz@aol.com wrote:

> In a message dated 7/18/2007 12:20:15 PM Pacific Daylight Time,
> swillen@gmail.com writes:
> this is her latest. again, these are the nice emails. ill dig up a bad
> one for you. what a nut.


Subject:
happy new year
Date:
9/14/2007
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THIS IS WHAT TIG SAID:
if it's sold out i won't be able to get you in, but look at my dates, tell
me when you want to come and i'll let you know what works.
I TOO BUSY TO CHECK

On 3/12/07, stephanie Willen wrote:
> i doubt she can get us on tonight....i emailed and asked what would be
> a good show to go to--ie, where she can get us on the list in time. i
> really want you to do open mic!
>

> On 3/12/07, Alisaspitz@aol.com wrote:
> >
> >
> >. tell me if were on for the
> >
largo thing tonight or I'll do an open mic. I'm off to do some errands be
> > back in 2 hours or so.
> > how is work?
> >
> >

> > ________________________________
> > AOL now offers free email to everyone. Find out more about what's free from





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so tonights show doesnt say sold out? none of them do? also, we couldalways just go hang out at the improv or whatevs with her and you
could "
schmmoooz"

On 3/12/07, Alisaspitz@aol.com wrote:
>
>

> I checked her myspace and It's mostly TBA type things or too far awy. Oh
> well
. She knows so many people I sort of know.
> when I did that show in austin with that lisa delarious girl we booked zach
> galifini...kis's brother( mike? or steve?) to read a short story. small
> world. Do you have a myspace page?
>





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please call me when you get home so i know that you did and please
write your jokes down and im going
to get tracy's video camera  and im
going to find a cigar bar then im going to call it a day.


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im at tracys trying to find a restaurant that you can smoke at--no pun intended. ive asked, and its okay to take the video camera. its been a while, do you want to hang out tonight? i have several options......please let me know. you are welcome to accompany me and wittness this mess. also, we wont be doing anything til after you do your open mic, wherever that ends up to be.


I write willen:
Good luck in your search. Just make sure you don't lose my mothers tape  or the comedy tape. I don't have copies. when you get back we'll send eachother the stuff back in the mail.

thanks,
alisa





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