Friday, October 23, 2015

Jules Kroll- The world's busiest man. Even busier than his desperate fame whoring son, Nick Kroll

Kroll seems to have no problem advertising themselves as the leading company for a myriad of mega responsibilities - global risk management, litigation support, corporate investigations,due diligence , asset recovery-- global and national. compliance too. No 1 name in acquiring contracts with the government. Number 1,_Inc

Plenty of Wikipedia info too.

If one has reason to dig deeper,  they’ll soon see that Kroll claims to be leaders in credit ratings, bond ratings, litigation support, internet security products, employment readiness,  forensic accounting, advisory solutions, threat management, government security clearance, global cyber security and corporate intelligence,  background checks. They also supply ammo and other toys to law enforcement under thier Kroll O'Gara guise.  And, those claims-- of being trusted, rarely- if ever- have been held up to scrutiny. When scrutiny shows up, it soon disseapears and a few name changes take care of any lingering bad P.R.

Jack of all Trades or masters of way too much?
If that doesn’t sound like too many responsibilities, they have even expanded into forensics. They have forensic accounting services, and forensic lab services for drug and urine testing. Such results that might emerge from their Virginia and Louisiana drug testing labs have been relied upon by law enforcement, for years now.

Men and woman have been vindicated or imprisoned based on their lab results. They have a fat contract with California.
They have expanded such services all over America, and I wouldn't be one bit surprised if this Kroll lab business has spread throughout the world.

 Recently, a man named Eric Landon sued them for negligence .
He was a few short weeks from his five year long probation(for forgery) being up, and right before it was up they came, and took a random sample, and he tested positive. He has been so wary that he’d already gotten a result from another lab, and it was negative, but the court would not give that lab any credence for a long time to come. He was arraigned the day before his probation was set to expire.
From what I’ve gathered it is no longer in dispute that he should have tested negative. He is now representing himself in a suit in a NY court. He is suing the Louisiana Kroll lab. You can read more here:

Forensic negligence issues that destroy lives aside, Kroll has been called up on to investigate big business and big government for over four decades now. It takes only a cursory google search to reveal that American Governments, International goverments,  or big big business uses them often to investigate controversies. Their reports are legendary for those in the know.
Their branching out into forensic testing strikes me as unbearably ominous, but that could be bias talking since I recently digested that Jules Kroll’s son, Nick Kroll ,was the instigator of a five year odyssey of injustice, in my case.
And, yet so many have never heard of the Krolls.
I didn’t until two months ago, or at least I had no idea that the name “Kroll” in so many reports and mystifying statements, in my case, meant the world.

Here is a nice concise way for you to see what happened to me and my family. But, here there really was some sort of love triangle In my case they had to invent one-- to make it give any sense to the senselessnes. Otherwise, the story is step for step what happened to us.

(Nick Kroll was the name Tig Notaro chose as a key witness to events that never occurred, and one that she made her business for judges to see. All that happened hinged in his desire to impress her and get a show at Largo, and an easy entree into the "comedy world."  His name was the one who got her a fancy police unit to protect her interests -which were also Nick's interests. He recently told a Washington Post writer that Tig Notaro was his "oldest and best comedy friend" and he would do anything for her.  Then, when I chose to never plea when innocent, Nick Kroll, submitted the most vicious and false witness statement to the prosecution. Though we never saw him, and It is highly doubful that he was even there. For years we just assumed he was some wannabe comedian looking for easy gigs. Now, I've learned that the reason why a Scott Boxenbaum and a Harris Wittels were all over comedy message boards, urging anyone who would listen that I was a stalker who stalked "tons of female comedians all over the country," and had to be "shunned and banned" on sight was due to direct orders from Nick Kroll. Now I know why the public defender, Anan Desai, said to me on the first day, " What is going on in the comedy world. This case is a joke.")

Perhaps, the lack of name recognition in the 99% is due to the humbleness that this Huffington Post writer saw in heir to the throne, and well-reviewed actor,and comedian- Nick Kroll.
You can read more here and all over gawker, jezebel, the New York times.
Kroll employs big time journalists too. Google Kroll Journalists to get a sample.  So many investigative journalists now call Kroll- home. There are Pulitzer prize winning journalists who openly declare their new jobs with Kroll.
 Here’s one that wouldn’t bite. I urge you to give it a read. It doesn't cover the half of it , but it does express what has become of so much of our press:

This  1998 article in Business week gives the novice Kroll researcher a nice sense of how vast is their influence
In the late 1970s, he helped create a new market for corporate investigations. A onetime Manhattan assistant district attorney, he realized that corporations would pay big for an investigative firm that could dig out employee fraud and other malfeasance.He recruited a savvy coterie of former CIA spies, FBI agents, and prosecutors by paying them as much as twice their public-sector salaries

Kroll has been the last word on matters as various and sundry as the JFK assassination .
(In short, when NBC and Dick Clark were gung ho about a second assassin story, Kroll’s report made that seem uncredible and that was scrapped.)
Whatever the case the man, Gerald Posner, who is credited with writing the definitive book on the assassination, “Case Closed.” Appears to like Nick Kroll’s comic stylings
                This is the "Too Much Tuna" prank sketch... - Jeffrey Gurian's ...‎

This is the "Too Much Tuna" prank sketch from Kroll Show last night on COMEDY CENTRAL, with me, Nick Kroll, ... John John Hall and Gerald Posner like this.

Here is but a short list of historical events that have involved Jules Kroll and his slew of savvy ex CIA, FBI, NSA, LAPD, NYPD, et al ad infinitum.

1-      1-In 1968, Kroll worked on Robert F Kennedy’s presidential campaign( Source: Business week
2-       2-Vet the NBC Story that disputes the Oswald lone shooter theory- source: (Note: Kroll’s supposed findings made James Files seem uncredible and the two hour documentary was scrapped by NBC)
3-      3-Find hidden assets of Marcos, Hussein, Papa Doc: source:
4-     4- Find the Diana Tapes on behalf of the Palace-sources:, and

5-     5- Write a report commissioned by the City of San Diego that aimed to root out the corruption that many appeared to believe existed.‎,

sur6-Write the Kenya Kroll Report:, (Note: Many say the report is dubious. These reports are really cover ups.)
7-     7- Work on behalf of now convicted Ponzi Schemer, Allen Stanford -to find out who was writing negative articles about him and to discredit them once found. Sources:,, ( note: In an e-mail sent from Kroll to Standford spoke of how this operative, and Andrew Cash “ Would talk to the judge.”)

8-Be blamed again for aiding Ponzi Schemer Scott Rothstien ·  How Hedge Funds Got Hooked in Scott Rothstein's Ponzi Scheme ...
Feb 25, 2012 - Ponzi schemer Scott Rothstein lured supposedly smart money out of ...Kroll and an onsite inspector at Rothstein's Fort Lauderdale law firm, ...
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Sep 30, 2011 - Platinum now seeks to hold Kroll liable for its losses on the basis that Kroll... and paid out over time -- from a Florida attorney, Scott Rothstein.
8-    9-  Work for another massive Ponzi scheme as an enabler

9-      10- Interview whistleblower Richard Chang. Source:
 (Note: Allegations made by Chang’s family that Chang was not depressed and was a family man and it made to them no sense that during or right after the Kroll operatives left, he’d jump to his death. Chang was not involved with the corruption but rather had reported it.)

1111-In 2008, Be the investigators when a breach occurred, and it was learned that Passport information for Presidential Nominee, Barack Obama, had occurred(and on a lesser scale- Passport info for Mcain and Hillary Clinton . source:,  
11-   12-Supervised entirely the “Consent Decree” placed upon the LAPD, after the Rodney King and Rampart Scandals had required the oversight of an impartial sort of uh… party. Bill Bratton is a Chairman of Kroll, and the LAPD’s Threat Management Unit is often approached by Kroll for their threat management expertise. Former Threat Management Head, Gregory Boles, has a senior position with Kroll now. Bill Bratton the man who signed off the internal affairs "investigations" i requested is Kroll's chairman
1213-Hire ex FBI agent, John Oneill to oversee security at the Building 7 of the World Trade center. He was hired by Kroll the day before or just took the job the day before. A movie “ Who shot John O’Neill,” seems to find Kroll complicit in severe shenanigans.
13-14-Be responsible for security of The World Trade Center before, and during the 9/11 attacks.,Inc.shtml,
1415-Hired for their “data recovery” expertise to find out whatever wasn’t destroyed and was left on any hard drives to be found after 9/11,
1515-Do due diligence for investors with Ponzi Schemer Scott Rothstien. They have since been sued for negligence though the judge threw that out because they get away with EVERYTHING. Source:
1616-  When the City Of New York College needed to do an investigation into some serious allegations made by activist, Kroll vindicated those accused-
1717-  Hired by Chevron for their “litigation support” services. Which in turn led to this article about an attempt to bribe a journalist by a Kroll operative named Cash:, and
118-When a drug maker wanted to be sure nothing was preventing his fortunes from being reaped, he hired Kroll to investigate an FDA official and her family.
119-Hired to decimate Ian Puddick when he began blogging negative things about one of their own.
2021-Be commissioned for 100k by the Connecticut school district to be in charge of security post Sandy Hook. ( these links struck me as particularly interesting-  
222- Here Kroll found fraud but why the hell would they be seen as credible!?
23-23-And something to do with Enron that I can’t quite grasp.
2424-  And they make money selling ammo too!
Oh yeah, I forgot, some wonder who vetted Edward Snowden and the Navy Yard Shooter. It was Kroll under the Altegrity cover
Comments not expected. Viewership is all that can matter. Have a Happy New Year.

And, a different version of a piece I posted a few weeks ago.  More exhaustive or exhausting,  or whatevuh!
 Please note that Kroll is now investigating the biking scandal. Talk of re-instating Mr. Armstrong in the press. I have come up with a massive list of journo hos(I think I made that up first,) who are promoting, and not reporting. It strikes me as both horrifying and fascinating to behold.

Some pertinent press related links-



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(1) fried (1) friends vs followers (1) fritter dreams (1) fritter won't even help (1) frivolous motions (1) from teh collective to integral the hunter seidman debacle (2) frustratingness (1) frustration (1) fuck you pharoahs (1) fun (1) funds (1) funky funky los angeles courts (1) funny (1) funny art (1) funny business (1) funny people nauseating (1) funny pictures (2) funny presidents (1) furor not likely (1) futility (1) futures- lavely and singer (1) gadgetry (1) games (1) gaping (1) gay (1) gay hicks or gay marin country residents not to be placed under one flag (1) geeks need to take care of the real world first (1) george orwell book reference (1) geraldo rivera (1) German is kind of sexy (1) get along so famously (1) get chevy chase off my tv blech (1) get it a better justice system as a present (1) get it vehicle driving (1) get off my blog nemecek and cole you are a bunch of rats (1) get phony answers (1) getting radicalized (1) getting serious by 7 (1) ghetto (1) gidget (1) gilles (1) girl said camp was awesome (1) girl you know it's true (1) gists (1) give him a talking to chuck (1) give it says the yid (1) glad its all geezers so far now get rid of those uncute kid dancers (1) glad the korean journalists are free (1) glamour UK (1) gleefully and desperately wanting to be a part of the cabal (1) gluten (1) gnat going to get away with it nick kroll and tig notaro and louis ck (1) go away hyper technology (1) go people (1) go see it readers (1) goal of 50 hits a day (1) god (1) god is away (1) goebbels (1) going down (1) going to court instead of holding court (1) going to to the dirty birds (1) good blog gimmick this nostradamus thing (1) good debt is when you're dead debt (1) good morning (1) good old nick kroll (1) good ribs (1) good to have a blog when feelign belligerant (1) good vs evil (2) good vs evil issues (1) good vs. evil (1) google (2) google trends (1) gorgeous kids (1) Got to get back my America (1) got to the get the rights (1) gotta track me down some adresses (1) grand ambitions with apple fritters as sustenance (1) grand conference in copenhagen (1) grandma (1) grantland (1) grave consistency (1) great (1) great book (1) great documentary (1) great guy mark salzam and terrific writer (1) great movies (1) great scam because the wronged are mostly too illiterate to protest effectively (1) Great things (1) great writers (1) Green River Killer (1) Greg Jarred and geraldo always with hard ons? (1) Gregozek and Hoffman check out the worms you unleashed (1) Greta van sustern you looking good girl (1) grew up filthy rich what's his damage (1) grilled cheese (1) grimy and grotesque etc. (1) gross immoral yentas vs moi (1) gualazzi must be jealous (1) gucci yuck (1) ha (4) ha as opposed to oprah diet (1) ha ha ha loser (1) ha hoo (1) had a good education this greek but still so stupid (1) hailey whomever ed hardy my ass (1) hair cuts not cold cuts (1) hair hut (1) handbasket (1) handyman (1) hanna arendt said that banality of evil line (1) happy endings (1) happy jewish new year blog (1) happy to see this decade go (1) hard (1) hard to fill such an enlarged stomach (1) hard to murder me with so many witneseses as they say (1) Harris Wittels can't sue me for defamation cause everything I say is true (1) harris wittels has less to offer than my toenails (1) Harris Wittels is a vile liar (1) Harris Wittels joins the rabid pack cause he's a follower and an idiot (1) harry potter jokes galore (1) harsh (1) harvey levin you little shmuck (1) hasiting (1) hate plates (1) hate those- they always die (1) hateful landslide cause by Mathilde Notaro (1) have till late october (1) have to experience it to understand (1) have you noticed (1) having the docket in your pocket (1) Hayley is going to have issues (1) he has no idea I blog about him (1) he named his kid blanket (1) he showed drivers licence (1) he works in such mysterious ways- that one (1) he's on tv (1) headhunting by kroll means big money and that is why my whole sick sick case was fixed from day one (1) healthcare (1) healthcare not as pressing (1) heartbreaking (1) heartbreaking book if you are not a sociopath (1) heat (1) heavenly (1) heidi and spencer (1) heidi feigin (1) heidi klum is the definition of teutonic (1) help (1) helping with still exisitng fridge smell (1) helps promote clubs my ass. slob (1) hemophilia. always some exceptions (1) her hand is obviously much bette (1) her name is actually felise cohen kalpakian (1) Hermitism (1) hey (1) hidden newsweeks (1) high maintenance obese (1) Higher powers (1) hileslaben (1) him and harris shittels are DISGUSTING liars and freaks (1) Hippocratic oath issues (1) hips from hell (1) hiroshima mon amour (1) his existence is depressing (1) his lover (1) history (1) hit hog (1) hits (1) hits galore (1) hits that is (1) hmmm (7) hmmm. (1) Hoff putting behavior with the daughter (1) hoff sang well (1) hoff the wagon (1) hoffbeat (1) holding court and going to court (1) holla to honky homegirls too (1) Hollywood back lot of a unit phony as it gets (1) hollywood horrors (1) Hollywood rite aids (1) holy crap (1) holy shit (2) home affordable whatever. (1) hoodlums (1) hootie (1) hope (1) hope for david huntsberger (1) hope kalpakian and waxler have disgusted god too (1) hope springs infernal (1) hope springs infernal again (1) hope they enjoy it (1) hopes and such (1) horrible and terrible (1) horrible to know (1) hos and shmos (1) hosses (1) hot as hell (1) hot hot hot (1) hot out but no so bad more quesadilla than french toast feeling (1) hot plans for tonight (1) hot potato (1) hot searches honduras (1) hot searches today (1) hotdog umbrella (1) hotklix though no hope (1) hotsy totsy (1) housecoats (1) how can a messed up link have illegality attached (1) How can Willen stand to see such lies that she birthed (1) how could it be? (1) how do I get back my labels (1) how do they know (1) how in gods name is it a lifestyle (1) how many times are you going to tell that tort joke (1) How to explain this away (1) hubris (1) huffington pos (1) hug a tree but stab a human kind of guy marty boags (1) humanity (1) humorous illustration (2) humorous writing (1) humpings (1) hungarian jews (1) hungry for hits (1) hunky and good and talented is exsa-llent (1) Hunter Seidman and Boxenbaum oy oy oy (1) hunter seidman and scott boxenbaum (1) hunter seidman is the poor man's harvey feirstein. (1) Hunter Seidman pathetic putz. (1) Hunter Seidman's twitter (1) hush be patient (1) Huy Truong (1) hygeine issues will result (1) hysterics (1) I absolutely loathe lawyers (1) I always credit my quotes (1) I always give credit when due (1) I am (1) I apologize (1) I ate the chips where she wears the green (1) I be impressed (1) I be tripping (1) I bet marty's verbal scores match my math scores (1) I better stop blogging as my love life turned messy in less than 2 minutes (1) i can smell it from the page at least (1) I can't imagine how so many truly rotten apples there are in this world (1) I can't see why tha would improve my lot (1) I can't wait till that bamboozled jury sees the real story (1) I despise much (1) I did call them bozos (1) I didn't write any of these btw (1) I don't anticipate even a reqest much less a beg so don't get smart with me sister (1) I don't have a lot (1) I don't like this city (1) I don't see why I can't tell it tommorow (1) i don't want the world to see me cuz I don't think you'll understan (1) I doubt stef willen would think that this is ok (1) I have a reader in china (1) I have a reader in the philiphines (1) i hope patricia phillips didn't fail so spectacularly with her other children (1) I know (1) I know what a tort is bozo (1) I like my bull stuff (1) I like the sound of my own era (1) I love the internet (2) I love you blog (1) i love you google (1) I m so waystd. LO... CRASH (1) I never even heard of him (1) I positively reek of competence (1) I smell your comments but I can't see them (1) I sound hysterical because I am (1) I think it's a tossup between the great black guy singer and the great latin woman singer (1) I think jimmy carters is rotten guy (1) I think more hits than usual (1) I think my sister is hard core genius and rags like cohen kalpakian and tig notaro have no right to bother her (1) I thought he was more self aware (1) I truly don't have a beef with anyone but bad people and they come in all sizes and creeds and races whatevs (1) i try my best (1) I want to adopt them (1) i want to like my readers (1) I want to talk about friends and words (1) I was sure 9/11 would make it all better and it got worse. (1) I was the only jew and the only one with a tattoo (1) I went to get the phone number and got this (1) I wish I could show these people the documents (1) I wish it was true and that their pants would be on fire but liars usually don't have burning pants (1) I wish sometimes I was an idiot (1) I wonder if she'll help me out (1) I'll brew the tea (1) I'll start my celebrity sightings in a chronological order (1) I'm a timex too bitches (1) I'm done with the Leauge (1) I'm going to start inviting people to my tria. (1) I'm much too cool for puns and most are unintended (1) i'm smart (1) I'm sure there's good ones (1) i'm understanding (1) i'm unemployed so feel free to offer a job (1) I've decided I'm an aburdist secularist (1) ian puddick (1) ice cream scooper (1) ice skating bear (1) iconic ironic (1) idea (1) if all goes well 3 seperate snacks at 7-11 at dawn (1) if he was 14 not as bad but still awful (1) if it was a suicide (1) if no kids what a rasperry to the creditors (1) if sb was a teen i might feel compassion (1) if so (1) if the real story of what it's like for jules kroll's son to have to claim defeat was told now that would be interesting (1) if those are his secret thoughts how bad must his public ones be (1) if you believe that these cows are fat just from grass than I know a nigerian from brooklyn who can sell you a bridge (1) if you see judge karla kerlin (1) ignorance (1) igor asks me how I was going on three occassions as I am a member of the community (2) ihmho (1) illegal (1) illegal characters when put in link wtf (1) Illinois (1) illustration (1) improptu (1) in a hurry (1) in and out (1) in every generation (1) in peril. (1) In propria persona yo hona with ny accent (1) in the midst of tiresome legalese (2) in the motherhood big flop (1) in the motherhood tanked btw (1) in the next installment I'll dissect the sandwiches (1) incredible (1) indigence vs. ear cancer (1) ineffectual obama (1) infantilized and not good looking (1) ingrid betencourt (1) inhabitable (1) inhumanity by our most trusted officials (1) injustice of such proportions (1) injustice reeks (1) injustice stew (1) innovative (1) insane killer on the loose went to fair (1) insane killer walking in fair (1) insert bad port jokes (1) insipid bones (1) institutes built for tragic situations (1) integral (1) integral entertainment my ass (1) intense (1) intercourse (2) internet amazing (2) internet must be used better (1) intolerable wisdom (1) intrigue with irs account (1) intuition (1) invasion of evil (1) inventor of acronyms and aagg (1) IQ (1) ira glass (3) Iran ouch (1) Iran to America when they tear gassed me while i twittered. (1) irs emails (1) irs scandal (1) irs targeting and email scandal (1) is everyone still twittering? oh sorry (2) is it just me (1) is it my style or my labels (1) is it saturday again (1) is that wierd? (1) is there no worse crime (1) is there such a thing now as a blogosphere (1) Is what a crock catching on yet? (1) Is what a crock catching on yet? the motions that causes Felise Cohen Kalpakian and Jennifer Waxler to try to get me declared "imcompetent" (1) Is what a crock catching on yet? Rabbis shouldlnt sell kidneys (1) issues (1) it could be worse (1) it doesn't get much worse (1) It's a kroll world and we merely live in it (1) It's got to be LA (1) it's ovah (1) it's time to seek out foundations (1) italics (1) its not like you can quit when you know such evil exists (1) its too early why is jay leno on? sex in dumpster joke hilarious (1) Jackie Kashian sick slob (1) jackie mason (1) Jacksons are good looking bunch (1) Jake pavelka is the perfect man except for the intellect issue (1) jake young ast forum (1) Jamie Colby (1) japan (1) Jason Castro (1) jason zinoman (1) java scripts (1) jaywalking (1) jealousy (1) jeez (3) jeez why should this disturb me? (1) jeezus (1) Jeff Probst (1) jeffrey dunn stinks (1) Jennifer Abrahams Waxler (1) Jennifer Waxler and Felise Cohen Kalpakian are tresspasser of the law (1) Jennifer waxler and howard williams are evil (1) jennifer waxler felise cohen kalpakian martin boags bernie brown katie ford city attorney of los angeles richard vagnozzi all da's involved (1) jeremy kroll (1) jesse thorn (1) jessica simpson breaks up with tony roma (1) jessner and maria stratton and you can't bribe them.... RUN (1) jessner looks caucasian is all I can say (1) jessner you are a waste of potential (1) jesus christ (1) Jesus isn't doing it (1) jew from santa cruz donating money (1) Jimmy Carter (1) jincy willet (1) joes (1) john connolly martin singer (1) john cusack (1) John Gosseling is everyewhere (1) john gregozek (2) John Gregozek and the TMU (1) john gregozek sucks eggs and balls and worse (1) John Philiphs (1) john wenzel (1) Johnston is wrong wrong wrong (1) johston and johnston make tylenol (1) Joke only works when bar is right by post but stiill doesnt work because not enough time to think enough (1) jokes for sale (1) jon and kate gosselin (1) jon voight (1) Jon Voigt (1) joran van der sloot sociopath like ver der sloot but uglier (1) josh fadem? (1) josh hicks (1) Joshua (1) journalism (1) journalists (1) judaism (1) Judge gerald rosenberg does not follow the law (1) judge got scared off but said he beleive a "grave injustice" occurred in this case. everyone who really knows the case knows this to be true (1) judge jaqueline connors obscene corruption (1) judge jessner's neighbor speaks (1) judge jokes and prosecutor jokes acoming (1) judge love is a jarring feeling. Tig Notaro is a sociopath and must be prosecuted (1) judge manuel real (1) Judge Maria Sratton enemy of the people (1) judge maria stratton (1) judge maria stratton belongs in iran not america (1) judge maria stratton belongs in solitary for life (1) Judge Maria Stratton corrupt (1) Judge Maria Stratton is a monster ladies and gentlemen (1) judge maria stratton is a stage 5 cancer (1) Judge Maria Stratton Los Angeles evil as it gets (1) judge maria stratton would be better suited for prison as opposed to van nuys civil (1) judge maria stratton would be first in line to be a nazi (1) judge richard fruin douchebag rat (1) judge richard fruin is a stupid and senile sociopath (1) judge richard fruin is tig's favorite judge yet (1) Judge Samanth Jessner then Maria Stratton and then more rape and pillage by the City and county of los angeles. (1) judge samanth jessner treasonous tortfeasor (1) judge samantha jessner (1) Judge Samantha Jessner evil incarnate really (1) judge samantha jessner is incompetent to sit at any trial or hearing (1) judge samantha jessner menace to civilized society (1) judge samantha jessner nightmarish monster (1) judge samantha jessner tax payer rapist (1) judge samantha jessner's mere existence is depressing. 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